Four For Friday - Next Level

#1 - Seeing the birthday pictures this week made me think back to a long time ago and hope if there was a birthday party it was nothing like the one she host a few decades back. On entering the house, guests were instructed to remove their shoes. The WHITE carpets were pure white still. They sat on Divans not couches. They were told to wash their hands before eating. "There's soap and towels in the guest bathroom please use them." She served a seven course dinner with four forks per place setting. Her china was Limoges. She had four wine glasses. She called the guests to dinner with a bell. She then sat them boy/girl, boy/girl. Guests were not permitted to leave the table until they had cleaned their plates. One guest was instructed to finish their pecan pie so everyone else could be served coffee.

One couple paged themselves from the cellphone while hidden in the bathroom and pled a babysitter emergency. A newly pregnant woman claimed morning sickness at 10:30pm. The rest stayed the course in agony. I think it was her first dinner party because the help had all quit by the end of the evening. The guests were told "The Limoges is directly from Germany". Most people wore light summer dresses and sandals or a sports jacket. Our actress wore a full length sequin gown complete with diamond earrings and necklace. The tiara was left at Tiffany's I suppose. Guests were not permitted to put coffee on adjacent furniture but had to hold it on their laps.

#2 - This A- list actress from several hit shows who now stars in a popular commercial was once at a club back in the day. The club was crowded. Our actress kept rudely shoving her way past people. After her third rude shoving trip, a woman said something to the actress and the actress punched her and ran off. 

#3 - This former adult actress who made her fame outside the adult world by starring in the one named permanent A list rapper's music videos. She used those as ads for her escorting services and made millions from rappers who wanted to be with her.

#4 - This permanent A list singer both solo and in a group had a side piece when he was dating his most famous ex. The side piece was a singer from a manufactured group. She thought that once he was single he would show her off to the world and be with her publicly. Nope. He dragged her around for a decade not letting her date anyone while he gave her a variety of STD's he picked up from other women he was also having sex with.