Which rock star’s young wife hates to perform “oral duties” on her hubby? She says she endures it only so that, after the deed is done, he leaves her alone.
That didn't come out right. NOT having sex with little kids but chasing them around and taking care of them. Any older rockers who recently had a kid with a younger wife?
I immediately thought older guy younger wife but someone mentioned Ashlee and Pete. Pete recently bragged about their oral sex encounters because Ashlee just had a baby and wasn't "right down there".
I like the Billy and Katie Lee Joel guess, both because of the age difference and because they're based in New York. I used to be a huge fan of his, but the thought of doing "oral duty" on him makes me cringe, and I'm 8 years older than she is.
Oh please let it be Chris Martin/ Gwyneth Paltrow
ReplyDeleteamster Unfortunately Gwyneth is older than Chris.
ReplyDeleteIt sounds like the husband is older than the wife. I bet it's someone who can't be bothered because they're busy with little kids.
ReplyDeleteRod Stewart. I wouldn't want to perform "oral duties" on him either.
ReplyDeleteThat didn't come out right. NOT having sex with little kids but chasing them around and taking care of them. Any older rockers who recently had a kid with a younger wife?
ReplyDeleteAshlee Simpson? Avril Lavigne?
ReplyDeleteI like your guess, amster. He's older so he probably takes forever to finish, blech.
ReplyDeletehe seems older so i think about Phil Collins wife.
ReplyDeleteBilly Joel and his young (born in the 80's) wife Katie Lee Joel.
ReplyDeleteMy first thought was Rod Stewart but I like the Billy Joel guess best.
ReplyDeleteThere is no way Gwyneth performs oral duties on Chris Martin. It doesn't coincide with her macrobiotic diet.
ReplyDeleteMy first thought was Billy Joel.
I immediately thought older guy younger wife but someone mentioned Ashlee and Pete. Pete recently bragged about their oral sex encounters because Ashlee just had a baby and wasn't "right down there".
ReplyDeleteIt could be Ashlee and Pete.
Nicole Richie.
ReplyDeletewe all know the girl doesn't like to put anything in her mouth.
I doubt it's Rod Stewart. His wife is only a year younger than me... and I ain't young.
ReplyDeleteBilly Joel sounds about right.
Didn't Ron Wood of the Rolling Stones just leave his wife for a very young girl?
ReplyDeleteAll of them....unless a camera is rolling.
ReplyDeleteoff topic funny fact: pitt dumped paltrow because she wouldn't blow him.
ReplyDeletesounds like billy joel...its no secret that katie is over him...she sucks it then goes back to making creme brulee...
ReplyDeleteI like the Billy and Katie Lee Joel guess, both because of the age difference and because they're based in New York.
ReplyDeleteI used to be a huge fan of his, but the thought of doing "oral duty" on him makes me cringe, and I'm 8 years older than she is.
This just gave me way too much mental imagery than I am capable of handling at the moment....*shudder*
ReplyDeleteI immediately thought Billy Joel, too. They're live in NY, too, right?
ReplyDeleteCompared to Rod Stewart's age, Penny is really really young!
ReplyDelete"off topic funny fact: pitt dumped paltrow because she wouldn't blow him."
ReplyDeleteNope, she dumped him because he had a sex whips and chains dungeon in his house. Jen didn't care and Angelina partakes.
Is this "make up theories why Pitt & Paltrow broke up" day? Love it.
ReplyDeleteMy turn: After one too many servings of steamed tofu, Pitt dumped her.
I like this game!!
ReplyDeleteGwyn and Brad broke up because they started to look like brother and sister.
Dummy doesn't know that you get to stop that nonsense after you get married?
ReplyDeleteJust kidding!
Ron Wood and his girlfriend aren't married.
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