Monday, August 24, 2009

Anything Jake Can Do, Austin Can Do Better


Did you hear that Sophia Bush got into an accident with a woman on a bicycle? Yeah, Sophia was walking down the sidewalk/street looking for a cab. She then stopped and turned suddenly and knocked a woman bicyclist right to the ground. Although the cyclist was uninjured, I wonder what could have caused Sophia to lose her concentration. Could it have been because of the report from the NY Daily News that Sophia was seen making out with long time Jake G friend Austin Nichols? Austin and Sophia have been friends for awhile (see picture above), but I think the making out portion of their relationship is new.

This would be a great time for Austin and Sophia to start double dating with Reese and Jake.


16 comments:

  1. Interesting! Yes, I think we all know Toothy Tile is rumoured to be Jake and Gray Goose is Austin - so I wonder what's in it for Sophia? Perhaps she's just so used to dating co-stars that she doesn't know how to go outside that pool anymore.

    By the by, reading Ted today apparently the Fruzzy Blind Vice is NOT Gerard Butler or John Mayer. Back to the drawing board...

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  2. HAHAHA! Sorry, I've always dreamed of knocking over cyclists. Always cutting me off when I was on campus. Smug bastards.

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  3. Off to Google to find out who or WHAT the hell is a Sophia Bush.

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  4. Austin Nichols has always looked, to me, like the kind of guy that doesn't easily grow facial hair.

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  5. Oooh Karmen, good point. I have a serious hate-on for bicyclists these days. They've rearranged our entire city for the bastards, fucked up traffic and STILL they shut down streets with their protests.

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  6. I knocked a 300 lb football player at OU right off his bike. I am
    5'2". Not sure who was more surprised.

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  7. If there's someone Jakey would like to double date with, it would certainly be Austin.

    ;)

    WTG Toothy.

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  8. If you're gonna have a beard, Sophia Bush is as good as anyone. Talk about fine.

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  9. Enty, they dated before. But I guess the possibility to date another co-star turned Sophia Bush on.

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  10. I am getting so tired of telling all of my friends (i.e. those who follow People.com religiously, and even including my own husband) that Jake G. is gay and a fraud (as far as his hetero relationship goes with Reese), and that he and Austin are actually "together," that I am blue in the face. No one believes me; which I find partly funny and partly infuriating. And I guess my main question in all of this is why on earth would Reese take this so far? Meaning: why would she allow this to be taken this far into tabloid fare - to allow everyone to think it's true? The further it's taken, the more stupid (or odd) she is going to look for going along with it once it finally (eventually) comes out. I don't get it - and I really want your opinion on it. I'm so confused.

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  11. Anonymous8:53 PM

    Jake G. and Austin N. are a couple. How shocking. Yawn. I'm sure Sophia Bush is just trying to claw her way up from the C(?) list by getting a little publicity. Dunno about Reese W. Maybe she's just got no interest in getting into a relationship again after Ryan Phillipe? Anyway, is anyone surprised by any of this??

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  12. so.....are you trying to tell that Reese and Sophia likes chicks?

    ...I am confused.

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  13. Oh, I really like Sophia Bush.

    Austin looks so smarmy to me. I think it's the lips and his 14 year old Latino mustache. I feel the same about Peter Andre.
    They always look like they are snarling, but it is their lips/mustache shadow.
    Creepy.

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  14. If it's true about Jake, and I'm not 100% convinced yet, then maybe Reese is the A lister Enty mentioned a long while back who likes other women (and I think he was kind of surprised at it). I'm looking for the blind, but can't find it....

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  15. This blind of Enty's explains the whole thing. Jake is bi. He and Reese are a real couple, but he and Austin were/are also a couple.

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