Monday, March 09, 2009

Today's Blind Items

Uh oh. It's decision time. What will our A-/B+ movie actor do? Will he choose the barely a celebrity friend or will he choose his A list actress friend? While the barely a celebrity celebrity friend doesn't mind sharing, it seems that our A list actress does. She doesn't want the bad publicity that the barely a celebrity friend brings and have it damage her A list career or squeaky clean image. Oh, and she especially doesn't want to have to answer questions or be ridiculed if certain pictures ever see the light of day.

64 comments:

pomme said...

reese & jake?

Stephe96 said...

Huh?

Dee said...

Reese/Jake/Austin Nichols?

Princess said...

Reese/Jake/Austin

teddymac said...

Reese/Jake/Austin

Emobacca said...

This is so Reese/Jake/some gay guy

Reese has a very clean image and is said to be very protective of it. Which is why I always found it puzzling why she put this bearding show on for everyone.

captivagrl said...

i concur

lutefisk said...

Wonder what/who the pictures are!

Princess said...

So Jakey Poo is finally being forced to choose. While I wish he'd just come out of the closet and pick Austin, I think we all know he'll stay with Reese just for his career. He won't leave her to actually come out. They might "break up" but it won't publicly be b/c of Austin.

Cooper's Mom said...

Am I the only person who had to read this one twice? I was a little confused; but it's 7am so i'm allowed to be!

Anyway, after all that, my two cents worth is no different to anyone else's i'm aftraid! I too think it's Reece/Jake & most probably Austin. Urgh. Wish i could go back to bed.

MizCaramel said...

That was my first thought Reese, Jake and Austin! Poor Jake, he really shouldn't do this to himself, it's only a career, I'm sure he has enough money to retire. I'm shocked the Church of Scientology hasn't knocked on his door come to think of it, I mean don't they do that recruit the gay actors?! Tom mustn't be too sure of Jake's sexuality or maybe (I'm feeling darn right silly now) maybe Tom loves Jake and that's why he's not having Jake in the COS. Wild imagination!

Princess said...

Also, I kind of hope that Austin has some pictures or some cards or letters. I don't think he'd intentially (sp?) want to hurt Reese but if he were jilted by Jake for his beard he might be a little ticked off. He could ruin careers very easily but of course he'd also ruin his own career and life.

muccimooch333 said...

TOOTHY TILE!!!

David D. said...

Jake, choose Austin, and just come out already. Reese can take care of herself, and there's nothing more she can do for your career. (Or you for hers.)

AnnMarie said...

Agreed Jake/Reese/Austin.
Man, Reese, it was one bike ride!
I hope he picks Austin.

Mooshki said...

Gag, this is just going to drive him even further into the closet. :(

Princess said...

MizCaramel,

I've also wondered why the CO$ hasn't recruited Jake. I bet they've tried.

Also, I can get on the Tom wanting Jake train. I'm sure he's probably fantasized a time or two about having Jake in his dungeon o' Xenu.

AnonMom said...

I think Jake's self-esteem is high enough that he doesn't need the COS ... If he does come out, what would Ted have to write about anymore???

califblondy said...

Ted had some stuff about him today too. Ent and Ted C. must have called each other this morning. Maybe they're joining forces to get Jake to hop out of the closet and friggin' get on with life already!

Ed said...

I like the Jake/Austin/Reese guess but what about Hayden C./Rachel B./His alleged Bf?

Mooshki said...

Wasn't Rachel Bilson the answer to the blind about the girl who is bearding because she wants to stay a virgin until she's married, and her last bf kept pressuring her?

jax said...

what the fuck? Enty, no drinking and blinding. we discussed this.

if its Jake and Resse, she needs to elt this shit go once and for all. do celebs not understand that A) we aren't fucking stupid
B) we don't care if you're gay,just act.
C) you look WORSE bearding and having a a beard than being honest.

i thought BOTH these actors were above this nonsense.

pomme said...

who is austin nichols?

linoge1 said...

I seem to be the only one who has doubts that this is Jake.I may be the only one on the planet who is not so sure of Jake's gayness.
Besides isn't he A list??
Who would be the gay friend then?

It's late on this side.

stiffkittens said...

MizCaramel - Jake would have none of that shit, lol! He seems too level headed, and family orientated for all that alien nonsense. He's also quite religious isn't he? Not that that stopped famewhore Katie.

CO$ prays on those with a weakness, need, desire or emptiness. Jake may be/is gay, and they may have sniffed around him; however i doubt he would ever go down that route (remember ScarJo famously declined).

It's not just their decision on what happens, but the decision of their PR team/people. Also a factor is the influence of those in Hollywood with power/money invested or potentially invested.

They would have been set up, not just decided to scam everyone their selves. Freedom or choice seems like a huge sacrifice for what these actors get.

A Pimp Named DaveR said...

A-/B+ movie actor: GI Joe
A-list actress: Barbie
Barely-celebrity friend: Ken

It's all so clear!

Judi said...

Yeah to all of the above. Except...
Who's saying Bilson's a virgin? Pffffth. Got some beachfront property in Compton to sell them.

Bobbing For Baubles said...

Defintely Jake/Reese/Austin. Jake, I hope you have guts enough to choose Austin. Let's see Reese squirm and backpedal, it's about time she got caught in her phonyness.

I don't think it was an accident the Jake and Austin biking pics came out when Reese pulled her latest fast one in Elle, talking about her "bf" Jake. Reese has had 2 years of parading him around trying to pass him off as a bf, getting back at Ryan, making it look like she's desirable and as non-post-divorce Aniston pathetic as possible by tabloid dating a younger hottie. Two years of photo ops, PR plants in People, US and OK and a sly editorial in Vogue, all while Jake hasn't said a word. This last Elle "bf" comment, maybe Jake got fed up. Made sure pics of him and Austin biking got out. He has a love life of his own, maybe after 2 years it's time Reese found hers instead of using him to enhance her tabloid image.

stiffkittens said...

Bobbing For Baubles - We can only hope. Reese is way too smug and bland.

Pookie said...

linoge 1, i'm w/ you. i have my doubts too. i'm also reading the BI as if the barely-a-celebrity friend may be a tad on that skanky side, and this might embarrass the a-lister. austin, afaik, hasn't given us reason to believe he's skanktastic.

stiffkittens said...

Pookie - The 'bad publicity' is the fact that he's a man that many think to be Jake's BF (photos of them together are going to be sought after and published on most gossip sites/papers because of this). The damage would be for everyone to know she's in on the sham. She will get slated for not only dating a gay guy, but for letting him have a relationship with her children, knowing full well that Jake will not be their future step-dad (lying to kids is oh so very low - and she is meant to be the perfect mom).

Jayme said...

@AnonMom: jake's self-esteem can't be too high if he has subjected himself to this bearding game for the last two years.

Not to say that I don't sympathize with his reasons. Being an openly gay man and a Hollywood leading man seem to be mutually exclusive. But I wonder if its because the movie going public would reject a gay leading man or is it the homophobic Hollywood machine that closets these guys?

dmd77 said...

Love Enty to death, but does he have something against hyphens? They would really make this a lot easier to read, especially with this Daylight Saving Time hangover...

Pookie said...

stiff, i hear ya. and i got that...it's jsut that it's way too easy, you know?

teehee...of course, it could be enty's dealing w/ a hectic monday or lack of sleep or something...

and dmd77, i'm w/ you! i totally a hyphen police and enty drives me nuts w/ his lack thereof too.

Bobbing For Baubles said...

Oh, and she especially doesn't want to have to answer questions or be ridiculed if certain pictures ever see the light of day.

Pics don't have to be sexual or skanky for Reese to be ridiculed. The pics could be of Reese standing by while the boys are in an obvious romantic embrace. Pics like that done during personal time would be one thing but taken during a "Reese & Jake Are In Love!" photo shoot would be hilarious. Or it could be pics of the boys with their (rumored) child (from an egg donor and surrogate) and Reese playing the happy aunt. Any of those would cause people to ridicule Reese's claim that Jake is her boyfriend. She would have a lot of questions to answer.

AnnMarie said...

I can't even imagine the logistics of keeping something like that a secret when you're famous.
How do they do it???
I don't get the impression that many photographers have scruples, so what keeps them from "catching" someone? Is there a giant invisible Hollywood hand at work?

AnnMarie said...

That said, by the way, I am not in favor of third-parties outing someone.

jax said...

"Is there a giant invisible Hollywood hand at work?"

it goes by the name Xenu.

palealebrew10 said...

bobbingforbaubles---they supposedly have a child? I feel like I've read that rumor before, but I'm not sure. I read a lot of rumors haha.

I can't believe Reese has put her kids up to this. She thinks she has the public wrapped around her little finger. I really don't understand why she went down this route and for SO long. The longer it gets, the harder it gets for him to come out.

What I STILL do not understand is-where is Reese getting hers? I mean, come on-2 years or so with closested Jake? She has to be getting some somewhere. And don't say "Reese isn't the kind of girl who needs it." BS. Every girl needs it, and remember, she had a kid when she was 22 shortly into her relationship with Ryan. I don't mean that to come off the wrong way like I'm judging her, trust. I just want to know where she's getting it

jenna (original) said...

Agreed its reece and jake. on dlisted today this blind item from Buzzfoto was published -

This actor has long been a target of speculation about his sexuality. Although he’s had several girlfriends, everyone is generally convinced he is G-A-Y! We have some information that makes us sure that he isn’t. He is indeed very straight. But perhaps his girlfriend should be less concerned about being in public to make him appear straight and pay better attention to his phone bills and who he’s calling for a little kinky conversation. He’s not calling men, if that’s what you’re thinking.

And Michael K speculated that It was probably put out by Reece's PR team, which makes a lot of sense as that blind sounds totally PR written.

Ernestine said...

Honestly, even if you love Reese and everything, does she LOOK like the kind of woman who's a total tigress in bed or whatever? I know I'm not a guy, but she's just so unsexy to me. So bland.

Whereas Jake Gyllenhaal, most people would agree, falls under the category of Hot (I honestly don't understand how he and his beastly sister come from the same gene pool), and she looks like Generic McSoccermom from Cleveland or something.

They're both furthering their careers -- Reese gets to be romantically "involved" with another beefcake dude (with actual talent) after Ryan, and Jake is "romantically" involved with a girl who's considerably cleaner and more grown-up than Kiki Dunst -- which is all very well and good, but I still think Jake hears the Call of the Dong.

He and Reese will break up by the summer. I have a feeling.

Ernestine said...

"And Michael K speculated that It was probably put out by Reece's PR team, which makes a lot of sense as that blind sounds totally PR written."

And I totally agree with both of you.

ardleigh said...

She doesn't want ridiculed???? You mean she doesn't want to be ridiculed more then we already do right? Is there anyone who really buys the whole "Jake and I are so happy" PR fakeout? I think I believe the Chris Brown non-apology more.

genesis said...

Yeah I immediately thought of reese and jake

kariodi said...

Ted C himself said at one point that "Toothy Tile" has a child. Jake G does not have a child. At this point I'm not sure if there really is a "Toothy Tile".

Wil said...
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Wil said...

In the first place, something tells me a moron with a nickname like yours probably has no job to go to Friday. In the second, Wealth, Economic and other issues were fucked long before Obama .. look this up Bush, President George W.

In case that is too vague .. hello?? Tax cuts to the wealthy and two wars to pay for .. ya .. brilliant economic decisions there. So .. take your racist bullshit and shove it up your very ill informed ass.

Totally Jake/Austin/Reese .. this is hardly even a blind for pete's sake!

kathryn said...

Please remove the hideous racial slurs above. And, if possible, remove that commenter from this site.

Judi said...

Yes, please, block him.

Jasmine said...
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Jasmine said...

call of the dong?!
i love you for saying that.
And is it just me or have enty's blinds been getting harder to read lately?
Jax- does he really drink and blog blinds?
Hopefully one day he will accidentlly write the name of the person after the blind- wouldnt that be convienent for us :)

bookjacket said...

Anyone else think it was odd that Reese just spoke to that magazine about how much the divorce hurt? Why now? I thought she might be making a covert explanation for the bearding activity (since its such an openly mocked relationship). Maybe she really been a wreck all this time and just did not want to date. Some people dont heal quickly.

Jungle007 said...

Well, I guess there's no dispute about this one....

pomme said...

for me ,toothy lite isn't Jake guyllenhaal because in first blind item about TT,Ted C said he's married and have a child.JG isn't married or has no child.
Here for me,it's Jake&reese because she's A list actress with clean image and he's A-/B+ movie actor but i don't know who is the famous Austin except he's famous to be his best friend?After,it's a rumor!

Mooshki said...

Guys, that troll is just looking for attention, and knows that being racist is an easy way to get it. It's much better to ignore him in the comments and email Enty to ask him to delete it.

Sadly, Blogger does not allow you to block a commenter. It's pretty stupid, imo.

Uber*nought said...

The Buzzfoto blind sounds like a total PR-planted item to make some gay actor look really straight. And of course, being a blind, everybody will assume that it MUST be true!

Well, no. Duh, we're good. We can spot fakes and ringers a mile away, Mr PR-agent for Reese Witherspoon!

As to the Ent's item I can only say:

JAKE CHOOSE YOUR GUY!

Jamie's Girl said...

I think Jakey needs to be left alone about his choices. He has publicly done many brave things for gays, and needs to leave it at that.

kanonymous said...
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kanonymous said...

"for me ,toothy lite isn't Jake guyllenhaal because in first blind item about TT,Ted C said he's married and have a child.JG isn't married or has no child."

You can believe what you want about Jake, but Ted NEVER said TT was married or had a child. He said that he had had a girlfriend in the past and that he WANTED to marry his boyfriend and was planning on having a child with him. He never said they were already married or that the child was already born.

kanonymous said...

"Ted C himself said at one point that 'Toothy Tile' has a child. Jake G does not have a child. At this point I'm not sure if there really is a 'Toothy Tile'."

Again, Ted NEVER said Toothy Tile had a child. He said that they were planning on having one soon. Who knows what happened with that.

Uber*nought said...

"for me ,toothy lite isn't Jake guyllenhaal because in first blind item about TT,Ted C said he's married and have a child.JG isn't married or has no child."

Wow, you're like, REALLY REALLY confused aren't you, lol. No wonder you're confused, you're not even reading about TT!

But back to the point, Ted has never said oh yeah, this Baby Toothy Tile's ON earth crawling around. It could be anything from talked about (adoption or surrogacy) to conception and all else in between.

B626 said...

Austin is the bio sperm dad to sister Maggie's baby. Peter S. is not the Dad. That makes Jake the uncle and the baby one effed up person in the future-or so I heard.

whole_lotto _luv said...

Nah...Ramona looks like Peter Sarsgaard. She's effed in the spelling her name dept, but she's not Baby Tile. Baby Tile was a dream that was put on hold.

slappywhyte said...

i thought of reese and jake too