Monday, October 19, 2009
Over the weekend, my second ex-wife Carli managed to stop shopping long enough to actually get a really nice juicy blind item. I replaced her names with descriptions, but other than that it is all her.
I was picking up food for a BBQ my friends were having downtown and a B list television actor with A list name recognition on a hit network drama walked in and was standing next to me yammering away for 5 minutes or so. I was at Milk Bakery on Beverly when he and his buddy walked in. His buddy made some comment about ordering ice cream and our actor said oh dude, I work out so much I can afford to eat this. Um....I beg to differ, but hey, he didn't ask my opinion. Our actor and his C list actress wife are looking at houses and our actor was saying how his friend's wife had told our actor's wife about this beautiful house. Well, our actor's wife saw the house and loved it, and put an offer in on it despite the fact that their friends had wanted to buy it and will freak when they find out they have been stabbed in the back.
Eric Dane & Rebecca Gayheart
They are a pair of losers who deserve each other. I already feel sorry for their unborn child.
ReplyDeleteMcSleazy and wife. This is even more nauseating than their threesome tape was.
ReplyDeleteI wonder who the other couple was who had wanted to buy the house in the first place?
ReplyDeleteAnd I bet the other couple are Charlie Sheen and Brooke.
ReplyDeleteGayheart & Dane introduced Charlie and Brooke and Rebecca & Brooke are good friends.
This was the most popular guess. Douche and Douchette. Cabrones
ReplyDeletetrolls. I think B and C list classifications for these two is being generous.
ReplyDeleteWhat asses.
ReplyDeleteCecilia00 - I had no clue, but that is positively poetic. I wonder if Charlie is really the father of Rebecca's unborn fetus? You know damn well they've swapped. That megaskank Karianne P has probably gotten into the action with all of them, too.
ReplyDeleteGood grief, what is wrong with people? Jerkoffs.
ReplyDeletethey both seem pretty vain and selfish. No wonder those two found each other.
ReplyDeleteBut as a rule of thumb, if you find a house you love. Never Ever talk about it until you go into contract. That was dumb on the friends part.
McSkeazy...what a bunch of fuckers.
ReplyDeleteugh.
ReplyDeletedouchtastic!
ReplyDeleteThey deserve that piece of work Karianne P as their menage a trois partner. She's a spoiled little brat and these two are even more spoiled. Is Los Angeles a mecca for the assholes of the world?
ReplyDeleteGladys, pretty much
ReplyDeletehonestly i think Dane and His wife are really in love
ReplyDeletei remember a Lainey blind item on a TV actor crazy in love of his druggie wife(When he worked, he took a nurse to take care her)
wow...that's some nasty, rude, low-down nastiness.
ReplyDeletecan you imagine the friends finding out????
Somehow, if the friends were Brooke and Charlie, I can just imagine Charlie yelling at Brooke, "blabbermouth! I ought to CUT a bitch!"
ReplyDeleteeric dane and charlie sheen aren't even CLOSE to the same tax bracket. Gnarly Sheen makes huge money on that shit show. now way they are looking at the same house.
ReplyDeleteugh, I just got a shiver thinking about that poor kid.
ReplyDeletefor the win:
ReplyDeleteblog hopper said...
Eric Dane and Rebecca Gayheart?
2:23 PM
Little Miss Smoke and Mirrors said...
ReplyDelete"You know damn well they've swapped."
What makes you think that? Did I miss something juicy?
After involuntary manslaughter and smoking crack, then being blessed with a pregnancy, it's really surprising that they're not even trying to be better people.
ReplyDeleteThey need a manual on how to be a human being.
It's just Milk.. not, Milk Bakery. Now I am hungry!
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