Which tech billionaire who rolls up to parties with a slew of leggy models always turns down their advances because he only has eyes for Asian women? .
Which hip-hop star's gold teeth are emitting a foul stench? Music industry noses are turning away in disgust because of his vile breath -- but it doesn't seem to put off the ladies .
Which A-list actress can't nail down a man because she's too stiff in the bedroom?
#1 Sean parker
ReplyDelete#2 Kanye
#3 Rene Z
Ditto Angie
ReplyDelete#3 Like the Renee Z guess but think that Jen A might also qualify.
ReplyDeleteJen dated Johny Mayer...how stiff could she be?
ReplyDeleteRenee seems like a better guess...
#2 is Lil' Wayne. He has several baby mamas, so no shortage of women who will be with him.
ReplyDelete#1-The Facebook guy has an Asian girlfriend, but not sure if that's how he rolls.
ReplyDelete#2- each and every one of them!
#3-definitely Renee!
1. Mark Zuckerburg
ReplyDelete2. Lil Wayne
3. I like the Renee guess...but it boggles me that she's still an A.
Oh....and if John Mayer didn't somehow magically get people to listen to his crappy music, he would be that wierd pervert guy from the neighborhood hanging out with high school girls.
ReplyDeleteIsn't Zuckerberg's girlfriend already Asian? At least he's consistent, I guess.
ReplyDeleteLil' Wayne. And that is REVOLTING.
Renee, I guess.
The third blind item would be a hell of a lot more interesting if by "too stiff" it means that she's actually a man.
ReplyDelete#1 - I don't know about the Zuck, he seems pretty low-key and socially awkward. His fiancee is Asian, however. But I'm going with the other guy.
ReplyDelete#2 - Lil Wayne. Yuck.
#3 - probably Renee.
@ Cathy - LOL! Love it!
ReplyDeleteI don't even like/do Facebook but have read enough about that little douche Zuckerberg to know he has a fetish for Asian girls. That must make his girlfriend/fiancee/whatever feel so special.
I think it's Renee Z, but dating John Mayer does not make one 'not stiff' in the bedroom.
ReplyDeleteDouches like Mayer simply require you to have low self-esteem. They will guide you in the bedroom, and usually prefer that.
I don't think the idea to poop in a 'sexy way' (?!) is usually broached by the woman, that's all. Foul.
1. Steve Jobs.
ReplyDelete2. Lil' Wayne...that fucking goblin.
3. Jennifer Aniston. C'mon...it just makes sense.
1. Mark Zuckerberg
ReplyDelete2. Flava Flav
3. Renee Z
1. Paul Allen
ReplyDelete2. Lil' Wayne
3. Sandra Bullock?
I don't kno but it's not Lil Wayne he doesn't have gold teeth
ReplyDeleteIt can't be Paul Allen. Didn't Patrick Bateman kill him?
ReplyDelete@TNC: But did he?
ReplyDeleteRenee looks like she can't relax anywhere.
ReplyDeleteI'm going with Halle Berry for number 3. She's been with David Justice, Eric Benet and Gabriel Aubry, all good looking and successful.
ReplyDeletelol @ Robert and TNC! Yes, did he??
ReplyDeletewell if its renee that would explain a lot, wouldn't it. wonder if she knows.
ReplyDeletehalle always looks so sexy, and moves so...cat like. could it really be her?
it would suck to be that bad in bed.
i think the third is Charlize Theron
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