Monday, December 12, 2011
Today's Blind Items
This foreign born A list movie actor who has not done much with his A list status so is probably slipping to B has run through many women during his time in Hollywood. The problem is they all know of his umm shortcomings in the bedroom. Not only his tiny endowment, but also the fact that he has some premature problems if you know what I mean. He tried dating women from other countries, but they also caught on so now our actor has dated two people in the past two months. Both of them are high school seniors. Legal, but are so excited about dating him they don't care that he is awful in bed and his ego has never been bigger.
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ReplyDeletehugh grant?
ReplyDeletenot butler please
ReplyDeleteeeeuuuwww
ReplyDeletegerald butler is a better guess than the mine
ReplyDeleteButler does sound right for this one.
ReplyDeleteick.
ReplyDeleteIf they're seniors in highschool...they can't be much older than 18 yrs old. The reason they don't care if he's good in bed, is because they're most likely not experienced enough to know what it's like to have a guy who is good in bed.
ReplyDeleteIf he is A-list, wouldnt there be a plethora of good looking girls who are willing to fake it for the fame?
ReplyDeletePreach it crila16! :-)
ReplyDelete@Momma and Crila: Yeah maybe except these are CA girls. They learn about it in 6th grade.
ReplyDeleteGERRY!
ReplyDeletesorry but i am lol over this, he seems kind of douchey
I have always wondered why he didn't seem to have a
ReplyDelete"relationship".
Is Gerard Butler really considered A-List?
ReplyDeleteWhat about Benicio Del Toro? He won an Oscar for Traffic and has been involved with ScarJo and Kim Stewart (those are the ones I can think of off the top of my head).
But Gerard Butler is rather well endowed...
ReplyDeleteNOT Gerry. He's had several longterm relationships over the last few years, gossip to the contrary. Plus, I knew a masseuse at a spa he frequents along with a man who saw him starkers in the locker room and both of them say Gerry is BUILT!
ReplyDelete@Sherry...I'm a CA girl, and I didn't learn anything of the sort in 6th grade...
ReplyDeleteLike the Benicio Del Toro guess.
ReplyDeleteI don't know; if he's a nice guy and not an asshole, it is mean to mock him for it. Still, if he can't seem to satisfy women with his penis then he should start learning other techniques to do so. He seems a bit ignorant about it.
ReplyDeleteBradley Cooper is who popped into my head, but idk if he's foreign born.
ReplyDeleteRyan Gosling? (I think he's cute as a bug, but haven't heard good things about him.)
ReplyDeleteFYI, made me think of him (plus it's his bday): http://wonderwall.msn.com/movies/ryan-gosling-notebook-director-told-me-i-wasnt-handsome-or-cool-1657301.story
Bradley Cooper maybe, if he's foreign-born...I think there was a blind once about a famous ex-gf who spilled stories of her recent famous ex's "shortcomings" in bed, and Bradley and Renee Z. were the popular guesses.
ReplyDeleteOtherwise, maybe Shia? He seems like the type to hit on highschoolers.
Shia was born in LA. Bradley was born in Philadelphia.... Both according to IMDB.
ReplyDeleteEwan McGregor? Even though it pains me.
ReplyDelete@Lori..It was a joke (and you are prolly older that 18 now anyway) and should I have said this is the 21st Century most girls are a little more savvy. However, I read a wonderful article in the NYTimes about a sexuality class and a teacher in PA and from what his students said, while they are sexually active at an earlier age, they still are not clear on the mechanics of it all.
ReplyDeleteHow about Adrien Brody? Isn't he forgein born? He's got a small frame so that might carry through to everything. He hasn't done anything big since his oscar. And he kinda seems like a tool to me for some reason.
ReplyDeleteBorn in NYC. And, yeah, he's a tool.
ReplyDeleteI don't think it would be Ewan. He seems endowed from the many movies he's showed it off in unless it's all Hollywood smoke & mirrors. I remember Ted C eluding to Gerard Butler being bad in bed, but I haven't heard anything about his endowment. I like Blondie's Adrien Brody guess.
ReplyDeleteVicki, honey, Ewan has been naked, full frontal, in several of his movies. He is not lacking in the size department.
ReplyDelete((So I've heard anyway, not like I've seen the movies or looked him up on Google images or anything like that. . .:) ))
Oh, yeah. I forgot about him being nude in some movies.
ReplyDeleteHmmmm....
Vicki Cupper: I laughed when you suggested Ewan McGregor!! Have you not seen any of his films? The scene in Trainspotting where he pulls of a condom? Once seen, never forgotten.
ReplyDeleteHmmm....
ReplyDeleteForeign born
Douchebag
"Dated" a lot of women in Hollyweird
Likes em young
Canadian?
ReplyDeleteJim Carrey?
lol @ the thought of a person being born in puerto rico as 'foreign born'. #icryforthefutureofthiscountry
ReplyDeleteooooh...like the gosling guess, tho.
Wouldnt you say Gosling is probably A list within the last year or so? If anything he seems to be doing more and more after not doing anything for 2-3 years. His trajectory is the opposite of this description. Gerry Butler is the only foreign born guess that makes any sense so far.
ReplyDeleteDaniel Radcliffe
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ReplyDeleteTo add to my Gosling nomination, he's in the random pix today! ;-)
ReplyDeleteDefinitely not Dan Radcliffe, as he's definitely not slipped to a B nor has he done any "time in Hollywood." He has also had a steady girlfriend for a while.
ReplyDeleteWhat about Jude Law? I'm trying to think of someone who's been around a while ... used to be more A-list and has slipped some ...
ReplyDeleteI agree with a previous poster size should not matter if you learn other techniques. I've never understood the obsession with penis size. I've seen both freakishly enormous and are you sure that's it and it is all about how he wields the sword (and other tools), so to speak.
ReplyDeletethere is medication for this. that is just selfish.
ReplyDeleteWhoever he is, how kind to switch to 18 year-olds, does he really believe they are without experience..?
ReplyDeleteJim Carrey? He's Canadian-born, was A-list and now, not so much. Made a "fake" video asking Emma Stone (who's young, not 18 years old, but young nevertheless).
ReplyDeleteI first thought Hugh Grant, but he just had a baby and seems to be growing up. My guess is Mr. Butler.
ReplyDeleteI thought Gerry was the guy who could not preform unless there was a mirror handy.
ReplyDeleteI'll guess ...Keanu Reeves.
Collin Farrell! He use to be A-list and slip down to B/C. He use to date a lot of women,and now he suppose to be dating a young 18,or 19 year old. I think the blind is about him.
ReplyDeleteLuv!!!! You Sherlock Holmes, you! I completely forgot about him!!!
ReplyDeleteBut hasn't everyone seen Colin's peen by now?? You can find that sex tape on line pretty easily....
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