Monday, December 12, 2011

Today's Blind Items

This foreign born A list movie actor who has not done much with his A list status so is probably slipping to B has run through many women during his time in Hollywood. The problem is they all know of his umm shortcomings in the bedroom. Not only his tiny endowment, but also the fact that he has some premature problems if you know what I mean. He tried dating women from other countries, but they also caught on so now our actor has dated two people in the past two months. Both of them are high school seniors. Legal, but are so excited about dating him they don't care that he is awful in bed and his ego has never been bigger.

49 comments:

cheesegrater15 said...
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FrenchGirl said...

hugh grant?

kltx said...

not butler please

parissucksliterally said...

eeeuuuwww

FrenchGirl said...

gerald butler is a better guess than the mine

RenoBlondee said...

Butler does sound right for this one.

ms snarky said...

ick.

crila16 said...

If they're seniors in highschool...they can't be much older than 18 yrs old. The reason they don't care if he's good in bed, is because they're most likely not experienced enough to know what it's like to have a guy who is good in bed.

Linnea said...

If he is A-list, wouldnt there be a plethora of good looking girls who are willing to fake it for the fame?

MommaSaid said...

Preach it crila16! :-)

Sherry said...

@Momma and Crila: Yeah maybe except these are CA girls. They learn about it in 6th grade.

Unknown said...

GERRY!
sorry but i am lol over this, he seems kind of douchey

MISCH said...

I have always wondered why he didn't seem to have a
"relationship".

SeriousStyle said...

Is Gerard Butler really considered A-List?

What about Benicio Del Toro? He won an Oscar for Traffic and has been involved with ScarJo and Kim Stewart (those are the ones I can think of off the top of my head).

Viking Girl said...

But Gerard Butler is rather well endowed...

nunaurbiz said...

NOT Gerry. He's had several longterm relationships over the last few years, gossip to the contrary. Plus, I knew a masseuse at a spa he frequents along with a man who saw him starkers in the locker room and both of them say Gerry is BUILT!

Lori said...

@Sherry...I'm a CA girl, and I didn't learn anything of the sort in 6th grade...

Amartel said...

Like the Benicio Del Toro guess.

karen said...

I don't know; if he's a nice guy and not an asshole, it is mean to mock him for it. Still, if he can't seem to satisfy women with his penis then he should start learning other techniques to do so. He seems a bit ignorant about it.

evergrey said...

Bradley Cooper is who popped into my head, but idk if he's foreign born.

nunaurbiz said...

Ryan Gosling? (I think he's cute as a bug, but haven't heard good things about him.)

FYI, made me think of him (plus it's his bday): http://wonderwall.msn.com/movies/ryan-gosling-notebook-director-told-me-i-wasnt-handsome-or-cool-1657301.story

L said...

Bradley Cooper maybe, if he's foreign-born...I think there was a blind once about a famous ex-gf who spilled stories of her recent famous ex's "shortcomings" in bed, and Bradley and Renee Z. were the popular guesses.

Otherwise, maybe Shia? He seems like the type to hit on highschoolers.

mk said...

Shia was born in LA. Bradley was born in Philadelphia.... Both according to IMDB.

cheesegrater15 said...

Ewan McGregor? Even though it pains me.

Sherry said...

@Lori..It was a joke (and you are prolly older that 18 now anyway) and should I have said this is the 21st Century most girls are a little more savvy. However, I read a wonderful article in the NYTimes about a sexuality class and a teacher in PA and from what his students said, while they are sexually active at an earlier age, they still are not clear on the mechanics of it all.

blondie_nyc said...

How about Adrien Brody? Isn't he forgein born? He's got a small frame so that might carry through to everything. He hasn't done anything big since his oscar. And he kinda seems like a tool to me for some reason.

cheesegrater15 said...

Born in NYC. And, yeah, he's a tool.

Erin B said...

I don't think it would be Ewan. He seems endowed from the many movies he's showed it off in unless it's all Hollywood smoke & mirrors. I remember Ted C eluding to Gerard Butler being bad in bed, but I haven't heard anything about his endowment. I like Blondie's Adrien Brody guess.

Momster said...

Vicki, honey, Ewan has been naked, full frontal, in several of his movies. He is not lacking in the size department.

((So I've heard anyway, not like I've seen the movies or looked him up on Google images or anything like that. . .:) ))

cheesegrater15 said...

Oh, yeah. I forgot about him being nude in some movies.

Hmmmm....

Viking Girl said...

Vicki Cupper: I laughed when you suggested Ewan McGregor!! Have you not seen any of his films? The scene in Trainspotting where he pulls of a condom? Once seen, never forgotten.

cheesegrater15 said...

Hmmm....

Foreign born

Douchebag

"Dated" a lot of women in Hollyweird

Likes em young

cheesegrater15 said...

Canadian?

Jim Carrey?

Pookie said...

lol @ the thought of a person being born in puerto rico as 'foreign born'. #icryforthefutureofthiscountry

ooooh...like the gosling guess, tho.

spacecowboy78 said...

Wouldnt you say Gosling is probably A list within the last year or so? If anything he seems to be doing more and more after not doing anything for 2-3 years. His trajectory is the opposite of this description. Gerry Butler is the only foreign born guess that makes any sense so far.

captivagrl said...

Daniel Radcliffe

nunaurbiz said...
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nunaurbiz said...

To add to my Gosling nomination, he's in the random pix today! ;-)

Sarah MacManus said...

Definitely not Dan Radcliffe, as he's definitely not slipped to a B nor has he done any "time in Hollywood." He has also had a steady girlfriend for a while.

PS said...

What about Jude Law? I'm trying to think of someone who's been around a while ... used to be more A-list and has slipped some ...

lunabelle said...

I agree with a previous poster size should not matter if you learn other techniques. I've never understood the obsession with penis size. I've seen both freakishly enormous and are you sure that's it and it is all about how he wields the sword (and other tools), so to speak.

Bit dams said...

there is medication for this. that is just selfish.

MISCH said...

Whoever he is, how kind to switch to 18 year-olds, does he really believe they are without experience..?

Mickey said...

Jim Carrey? He's Canadian-born, was A-list and now, not so much. Made a "fake" video asking Emma Stone (who's young, not 18 years old, but young nevertheless).

Whitney said...

I first thought Hugh Grant, but he just had a baby and seems to be growing up. My guess is Mr. Butler.

ardleighstreet said...

I thought Gerry was the guy who could not preform unless there was a mirror handy.

I'll guess ...Keanu Reeves.

Luv said...

Collin Farrell! He use to be A-list and slip down to B/C. He use to date a lot of women,and now he suppose to be dating a young 18,or 19 year old. I think the blind is about him.

cheesegrater15 said...

Luv!!!! You Sherlock Holmes, you! I completely forgot about him!!!

Brainy Pirate said...

But hasn't everyone seen Colin's peen by now?? You can find that sex tape on line pretty easily....

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