--Jaleel White will dance with former champ Kym Johnson
I'm just happy Urkel got a job.
--Martina Navratilova will dance with Tony Dovolani
Tennis players are good on their feet. Could be surprise.
--Jack Wagner will dance with Anna Trebunskaya
The man has no rhythm.
--Green Bay Packers receiver Donald Driver will dance with Peta Murgatroyd
Another athlete.
--Extra host Maria Menounos will dance with Derek Hough
Derek is already plotting how to get Maria to sleep with him.
--Roshon Fegan will dance with Chelsie Hightower
Who?
--William Levy will dance with two-time champ Cheryl Burke
I already said who?
--Gavin DeGraw will dance with reigning champ Karina Smirnoff
Get mugged and get a spot on DWTS.
--Gladys Knight will dance with Tristan MacManus
I don't know how she will do without a Pip.
--Katherine Jenkins will dance with Mark Ballas
Everyone does well with Mark.
--Sherri Shepherd with Maksim's brother
Maksim's brother is Val, but it is just easier to call him Maksim's brother or the one who didn't have sex with Karina Smirnoff.
--Melissa Gilbert is dancing with Maksim.
Melissa will make it to the final four.
Holy crap - I am now going to have to watch this show because my beloved DONALD DRIVER is on it.
ReplyDeleteDonald Driver?!?!
ReplyDeleteLMAO!!!
Enty, were you being funny by saying that Derek Hough is plotting how to get a...woman?...to sleep with him?
ReplyDeleteDonald Driver is freaking awesome. He is a great player and human being and gorgeous to boot.
ReplyDeleteI love Gladys Knight. As much as I love Marvin Gaye (a whole lot!) I think her version of "I Heard it Through the Grapevine" is even better than his. Here she is doing it live on Soul Train, and looking gorgeous on top of it.
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I don't know who most of these people are.
ReplyDeleteI *am* surprised that Gavin DeGraw is dancing. I would have guessed that he considered himself too cool for DWTS. Wonder If he'll wear a wool hat the whole time.
I guess Enty loves Melissa Gilbert since he used her picture, but wow is she a raging bitch in real life.
ReplyDeletei'm torn. i've never watched this show but was considering this season up until i heard maria menunuwhatever would be on. for professional reasons, i JUST CAN'T w/ this asshat. biggest douche ever.
ReplyDeletethe flip side is cute little william levy. i love it when huge latin market peeps cross over into general market, so out the gate i'm rooting him on. cross-exposure is a good thing. (plus i can't resist a hottie cuban, i just can't, and he's a sweetheart). *melts* another plus is the fantastic telenovela fodder it will add to my saturday morning treadmill dates w/ joel mchale. hee. win-win, i say...hmm, and can't go w/o mentioning urkel & jack wagner? that combo is so random i can't help but want to watch.
so, damn. what to do, what to do.
Well, maybe tennis players except for Monica Seles, who was on par with Kathy Ireland and Kate Gosselin, IMO.
ReplyDelete(I don't mean to be mean, though :) )
OMG is there really a pro named:
ReplyDeletePeta Murgatroyd??? No way!
*going to look it up now*
Thanks, Pookie. I was about to fall over when I read William Levy and Enty was like, "who?" Umm, hello!!! Love me some William Levy - almost enough to watch a telenovela to see him!! Que lindo!!!
ReplyDeleteAhh ha ha haaa! Lord, my family used "mergatroid" as a joke my whole life! Like "Heavens to murgatroid" or the like.
ReplyDeleteWow. Never knew it was anyone's real family name. Huh.
Well, she looks like a brick sh*thouse in her Wiki photos...
Besides Navratalova (sp??), Melissa Gilbert and Gladys Knight, the rest of these people are nobodies. They aren't even D list--they're OFF the list. They need to rename this show "Dancing with the--Who the Fuck are these People?"
ReplyDeleteI can't begin to tell you how much I loathe Melissa Gilbert.
ReplyDeleteOnly hope she breaks a leg and they put her (us) out of her misery as they do horses.
"Heavens to Murgatroyd!" - Snagglepuss
ReplyDeletehttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k4qFxTTi8q0
I wish Martina would dance with a female partner.
ReplyDeleteUrkel! We can all hope he shows up wearing suspenders.
Fooey! I thought that said Cybill Shepard.
ReplyDeleteDitto Seachia
ReplyDeleteFor several years now I've thought they need to change the name of this show, because most of the contestants are people you really could not call "stars". This year confirms it. I don't know who half these people are.
ReplyDeleteDonald Driver!!!!!! Now everyone will fall in love with Double D and not just us Wisconsinite Packer freaks. Not only does he have the most amazing smile but he does so much for the community. He went from being homeless to a Superbowl-winning Green Bay Packer. Love love love him.
ReplyDeleteWhy don't the producers, just do a season with fan faves who were good but for whatever reason didn't have the votes to win the whole thing?? I think tha,t would be alot more interesting than the cast they have now.
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ReplyDeleteKatherine Jenkins is a classical singer from Wales. You can see her on Graham Norton. I would grab then link for you...but I am being lazy.
ReplyDeleteExcited about Donald Driver.
You and me ChopChop - rooting for DD. Too bad I have to watch this show to see him. But my son will be hyped up - he thinks they are friends since he met him at a book signing. I just love Donald Driver.
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ReplyDeleteI hope people chant "Half Pint!"
ReplyDeleteMs Cool, did he sign a "Quickie" book for your son? That's awesome!
ReplyDeleteI hear you Syko, only "Dancing with the Has Beens" doesn't have quite the same ring to it ;>
ReplyDeleteI lovvve Mark Ballas
ReplyDeleteRoshon fegan is a fantastic possibly trained dancer
ReplyDeleteI love Martina Navratilova - always admired her as being a fellow left handed tennis player and for being brave enough to come out when it wasn't "cool"
ReplyDeleteAs a Lions fan, I do still like Donald Driver... Would've loved to have Megatron on though!
Awww, no Victor Cruz?
ReplyDeleteI am not into the football, but even I have to admit that Donald Driver is a class act. It wouldn't surprise me if he were donating his winnings to a charity, but quietly.
ReplyDeleteIt isn't just Dancing with the Has-Beens. It's also Dancing with the Wannabes.
ReplyDeleteMaria Mehnunos and Derek Hough are a perfect fit together. Douchebag, meet Douchebagette. When she started at Excess Hollywood, she had sex with Vin Diesel in exchange for an interview. I wonder who else she's done that with? Besides the cast of some basketball movie with Josh Lucas in it. I remember she was on a private plane with them, and she acted too familiar with many of them while she blew sunshine up their asses. No one can convince me she didn't do them all. No one.
ReplyDeleteGonna see a LAWWWWT of fakery from those two. Don't know if I can take it.
Here's a thought - do a show with all the ones who didn't finish. Sara Evans, Nancy O'Dell, Jane Seymour ...
William Levy is HUGE Telenovela star. He'll bring in the Latin(a) audience.
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