Tuesday, February 28, 2012

The Whole Dancing With The Stars Cast


--Jaleel White will dance with former champ Kym Johnson

I'm just happy Urkel got a job.

--Martina Navratilova will dance with Tony Dovolani

Tennis players are good on their feet. Could be surprise.

--Jack Wagner will dance with Anna Trebunskaya

The man has no rhythm.

--Green Bay Packers receiver Donald Driver will dance with Peta Murgatroyd

Another athlete.

--Extra host Maria Menounos will dance with Derek Hough

Derek is already plotting how to get Maria to sleep with him.

--Roshon Fegan will dance with Chelsie Hightower

Who?

--William Levy will dance with two-time champ Cheryl Burke

I already said who?

--Gavin DeGraw will dance with reigning champ Karina Smirnoff

Get mugged and get a spot on DWTS.

--Gladys Knight will dance with Tristan MacManus

I don't know how she will do without a Pip.

--Katherine Jenkins will dance with Mark Ballas

Everyone does well with Mark.

--Sherri Shepherd with Maksim's brother

Maksim's brother is Val, but it is just easier to call him Maksim's brother or the one who didn't have sex with Karina Smirnoff.

--Melissa Gilbert is dancing with Maksim.

Melissa will make it to the final four.

36 comments:

Ms Cool said...

Holy crap - I am now going to have to watch this show because my beloved DONALD DRIVER is on it.

Giulia said...

Donald Driver?!?!

LMAO!!!

figgy said...

Enty, were you being funny by saying that Derek Hough is plotting how to get a...woman?...to sleep with him?

Ms Cool said...

Donald Driver is freaking awesome. He is a great player and human being and gorgeous to boot.

AndrewBW said...

I love Gladys Knight. As much as I love Marvin Gaye (a whole lot!) I think her version of "I Heard it Through the Grapevine" is even better than his. Here she is doing it live on Soul Train, and looking gorgeous on top of it.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JcDBjrzdVw0

Mango said...

I don't know who most of these people are.

I *am* surprised that Gavin DeGraw is dancing. I would have guessed that he considered himself too cool for DWTS. Wonder If he'll wear a wool hat the whole time.

Princess said...

I guess Enty loves Melissa Gilbert since he used her picture, but wow is she a raging bitch in real life.

Pookie said...

i'm torn. i've never watched this show but was considering this season up until i heard maria menunuwhatever would be on. for professional reasons, i JUST CAN'T w/ this asshat. biggest douche ever.

the flip side is cute little william levy. i love it when huge latin market peeps cross over into general market, so out the gate i'm rooting him on. cross-exposure is a good thing. (plus i can't resist a hottie cuban, i just can't, and he's a sweetheart). *melts* another plus is the fantastic telenovela fodder it will add to my saturday morning treadmill dates w/ joel mchale. hee. win-win, i say...hmm, and can't go w/o mentioning urkel & jack wagner? that combo is so random i can't help but want to watch.

so, damn. what to do, what to do.

selenakyle said...

Well, maybe tennis players except for Monica Seles, who was on par with Kathy Ireland and Kate Gosselin, IMO.

(I don't mean to be mean, though :) )

selenakyle said...

OMG is there really a pro named:

Peta Murgatroyd??? No way!

*going to look it up now*

KLM said...

Thanks, Pookie. I was about to fall over when I read William Levy and Enty was like, "who?" Umm, hello!!! Love me some William Levy - almost enough to watch a telenovela to see him!! Que lindo!!!

selenakyle said...

Ahh ha ha haaa! Lord, my family used "mergatroid" as a joke my whole life! Like "Heavens to murgatroid" or the like.

Wow. Never knew it was anyone's real family name. Huh.

Well, she looks like a brick sh*thouse in her Wiki photos...

Anonymous said...

Besides Navratalova (sp??), Melissa Gilbert and Gladys Knight, the rest of these people are nobodies. They aren't even D list--they're OFF the list. They need to rename this show "Dancing with the--Who the Fuck are these People?"

The Bitch Next Door said...

I can't begin to tell you how much I loathe Melissa Gilbert.
Only hope she breaks a leg and they put her (us) out of her misery as they do horses.

timebob said...

"Heavens to Murgatroyd!" - Snagglepuss

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k4qFxTTi8q0

Seachica said...

I wish Martina would dance with a female partner.

Urkel! We can all hope he shows up wearing suspenders.

Cheryl said...

Fooey! I thought that said Cybill Shepard.

pilly said...

Ditto Seachia

Anonymous said...

For several years now I've thought they need to change the name of this show, because most of the contestants are people you really could not call "stars". This year confirms it. I don't know who half these people are.

chopchop said...

Donald Driver!!!!!! Now everyone will fall in love with Double D and not just us Wisconsinite Packer freaks. Not only does he have the most amazing smile but he does so much for the community. He went from being homeless to a Superbowl-winning Green Bay Packer. Love love love him.

AliB936 said...

Why don't the producers, just do a season with fan faves who were good but for whatever reason didn't have the votes to win the whole thing?? I think tha,t would be alot more interesting than the cast they have now.

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Mutiny said...

Katherine Jenkins is a classical singer from Wales. You can see her on Graham Norton. I would grab then link for you...but I am being lazy.

Excited about Donald Driver.

Ms Cool said...

You and me ChopChop - rooting for DD. Too bad I have to watch this show to see him. But my son will be hyped up - he thinks they are friends since he met him at a book signing. I just love Donald Driver.

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EmEyeKay said...

I hope people chant "Half Pint!"

chopchop said...

Ms Cool, did he sign a "Quickie" book for your son? That's awesome!

Lurky Loo said...

I hear you Syko, only "Dancing with the Has Beens" doesn't have quite the same ring to it ;>

Worstcompanytoworkfor said...

I lovvve Mark Ballas

Anonymous said...

Roshon fegan is a fantastic possibly trained dancer

Amy in MI said...

I love Martina Navratilova - always admired her as being a fellow left handed tennis player and for being brave enough to come out when it wasn't "cool"

As a Lions fan, I do still like Donald Driver... Would've loved to have Megatron on though!

Cancan said...

Awww, no Victor Cruz?

warmislandsun said...

I am not into the football, but even I have to admit that Donald Driver is a class act. It wouldn't surprise me if he were donating his winnings to a charity, but quietly.

WUWT? said...

It isn't just Dancing with the Has-Beens. It's also Dancing with the Wannabes.

shakey said...

Maria Mehnunos and Derek Hough are a perfect fit together. Douchebag, meet Douchebagette. When she started at Excess Hollywood, she had sex with Vin Diesel in exchange for an interview. I wonder who else she's done that with? Besides the cast of some basketball movie with Josh Lucas in it. I remember she was on a private plane with them, and she acted too familiar with many of them while she blew sunshine up their asses. No one can convince me she didn't do them all. No one.

Gonna see a LAWWWWT of fakery from those two. Don't know if I can take it.

Here's a thought - do a show with all the ones who didn't finish. Sara Evans, Nancy O'Dell, Jane Seymour ...

theakinet said...

William Levy is HUGE Telenovela star. He'll bring in the Latin(a) audience.

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