What aspiring D lister and future porn star disappeared for a few weeks while she recovered from getting some work done to her face. She wants to look younger.
On no planet in any universe is Helen Mirren an aspiring D-lister. This is she of the Lucite platforms, Jailbait Stodden. She debuted her new face yesterday.
Here"s a photo supposedly from today. I wouldn't have recognized her! http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-2206061/A-class-act-Courtney-Stodden-steps-pair-towering-heels-heads-shopping-short-red-dress.html
lol @Amber that dress does look a Baywatch bathing suit with the bottom cut off and stretched out. I can't believe that we are living in a world now where an 18 year old needs work done to look younger.
Man she's disgusting. I definitely pity that trick - she never had a chance. We talk about how Lohan was screwed? This girl was LITERALLY pimped out at the age of 15. Absolutely gnarly.
Does anyone have $30,000 I can borrow to fix my face and get new boobs. Wait maybe it costs more. 65K anyone? I want to be famous and trashy just like Courtney and land me an ole geezer who dresses like a surf boy and is too short to reach the top shelf! Sounds like a great plan!!!
That picture of her definitely looks different and actually better. BUT she needs to get rid of those stripper shoes! Don't get me wrong - I love high heals and have a huge collection, but those are ridiculous.
@Dia, I have been wondering how much money Liza with a Z and Barbra S. spent on their surgeries. It has to be a humongous amount. Probably for free....
Maybe we can get Donald Trump to start the Stodden-Birther Movement, and find out how old she really is.
Sadly, I do believe she's 18. She's probably jumping on the Vivid bandwagon now that Hef turned her down. "Too fake for Playboy" has to be one of the signs of the apocalypse, right?
Maximus: If we're to believe one of Himmmm's tales from some time ago, it started even earlier than that! He was visiting a producer friend in the latter's office when Courtney & her mom came traipsing in for an "audition" (the former was almost unspeakably awful, to the degree that Himmmm damn near pissed himself laughing in spite of trying very hard not to), and the whole sorry-assed mess ended w/Mom trying to pimp Courtney out for "partying" to one or both men...at the age of 13. Also, IIRC the insinuation was that mother and daughter were both willing to "party" together... *shudder* If this particular tale is true--and, unfortunately, I wouldn't be at all surprised if the gist of it is--then the whole sordid business probably started when she was even younger than 13.
She definitely looks like she's had the spackle removed and her skin dermabrasioned, but other than that I can't define the difference. I'll have to look for some side by side photos to see for sure. She still does not look 18 though.
HOLY SHIT! I NEVER would have guessed that was her. She definitely looks a lot closer to 18 now, but in all honesty I kind of preferred her old...uh, other...uh, previous face. :)
MAN, she had a crapload of work done. Unrecognizable! http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-2206061/A-class-act-Courtney-Stodden-steps-pair-towering-heels-heads-shopping-short-red-dress.html
I don't think Courtney's 18 either, BUT how come no one's come forward & said "I went to high school with her, she graduated in X and is actually X years old?" I would've expected that by now
She is what is wrong with LA and I don't mean the city per se. When my daughter was a baby she had terrible colic and the only thing that would make her calm down was a drive. So we would head out on Melrose heading to Beverly at 3 AM many mornings. You don't see them during the day. They blend in with everyone else. But at 3 AM at every stop light, every bus stop, kid with a backpack, kid with a backpack... Some of these kids weren't teenagers or if they were not by much. A week later I fired the nanny, took my kid and my clothes and got the hell out of there. I thought one day that will be my kid. And it would have been.
if this is stodden. all she has to do is stop using a trowel everyday to apply makeup. dress age appropriate and she would look her supposedly teenage self...her boobs are fake though and that adds at least 10 years
I don't see too much of a change on Courtney other than she is not wearing whorish frosted pink lipstick and she eyes are not made up like a 45 year old crack whore. If you look at pics of her smiling .. she has always had chipmunk cheeks .. so I am gonna say I don't think this is her. Of course, I could be wrong.
But whatever she has or hasn't done .. this new look is a nice change. She doesn't look so damned whorish .. if you don't look at her feet .. and forget she is married to an old pervert.
Oh Miss Stodden!
ReplyDeleteCourtney. At first I was like "what do you mean easy?" but it suddenly clicked.
ReplyDeleteKK??????? Lol
ReplyDeleteYeah, yeah, I know, not her...
Oh, I like the Courtney guest... but wasn't she supposed to be 18???
ReplyDeleteOh, I like the Courtney guest... but wasn't she supposed to be 18???
ReplyDeleteIt's pretty sad that someone who is "18" needs to have surgery to look younger, because they were rode hard and put away wet long ago.
ReplyDeleteHelen Mirren was in the photos the last couple of days. That is ALWAYS a clue.
ReplyDeleteOn no planet in any universe is Helen Mirren an aspiring D-lister. This is she of the Lucite platforms, Jailbait Stodden. She debuted her new face yesterday.
DeleteI couldn't help but peep her twitter (sounds perveted!), she recently uploaded a photo with a decidedly fresher face so who knows....
ReplyDeleteHere"s a photo supposedly from today. I wouldn't have recognized her! http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-2206061/A-class-act-Courtney-Stodden-steps-pair-towering-heels-heads-shopping-short-red-dress.html
ReplyDeleteWell, at least the surgery worked! She def looks 20 years younger than she used to (a depressing statement when someone is only 18!!!)
Deleteshe has a craggy face, and she has to keep her pedophile fans happy looking underage as long as possible.
ReplyDeleteDamn, @TV Junkie. I wouldn't have recognized her either!!!
ReplyDeleteSo how old do you think she really is? I never bought the "I'm 16 and my mom wants me to get married bc I'm in Wuv" bit.
ReplyDeleteThe whole thing is creepy. I'm tired of fake boobs and plastic hair!!!
Octomom...it has to be!
ReplyDeleteI definitely would not have realized that was her!
ReplyDeleteHow old is this trick, really?
@aly - Do you really think Helen Mirren is an "aspiring D lister and future porn star"?!!?? LOL
ReplyDeleteWell she is looking decidedly less orange, and in this instance has better makeup than usual. P.S. that is a tunic-length tank top, not a dress.
ReplyDeleteTV Junkie, she does not look the same. She is the answer to this blind....
ReplyDeletelol @Amber that dress does look a Baywatch bathing suit with the bottom cut off and stretched out. I can't believe that we are living in a world now where an 18 year old needs work done to look younger.
ReplyDeleteCOURTENEY STODDEN!!!!!!!!!
ReplyDeleteMan she's disgusting. I definitely pity that trick - she never had a chance. We talk about how Lohan was screwed? This girl was LITERALLY pimped out at the age of 15. Absolutely gnarly.
She actually looks...pretty.
ReplyDeleteShe looks so much better!! Now she might get the playboy spread!!!
ReplyDeleteDid anyone else watch the clip for Couples Therapy? I need the bleach my eyes!!!
ReplyDeleteThe therapist asked him why did he wait until she was 21 he said I didn't want to and touches her knee. She licks her lips. VOM!
Why he didn't wait! Typos, sorry :(
DeleteAlright - checked that link. She definitely looks different.
ReplyDeleteAnd no, still won't get Playboy. She's trashy as all hell.
dia papaya - Doug was SO CREEPY in that couples therapy clip. And she seems so vapid.
ReplyDeleteDoes anyone have $30,000 I can borrow to fix my face and get new boobs. Wait maybe it costs more. 65K anyone? I want to be famous and trashy just like Courtney and land me an ole geezer who dresses like a surf boy and is too short to reach the top shelf! Sounds like a great plan!!!
ReplyDelete@maximus - I think that clip is enough forever. At least in the pics you can't hear them talk. Ack!!!
ReplyDeleteI hate this chick - but I have to admit that apart from her revealing clothes, she is looking hot in the new pics!!
ReplyDeletehttp://photos.toofab.com/galleries/courtney_stodden_new_look#tab=beauty&id=953263
That picture of her definitely looks different and actually better. BUT she needs to get rid of those stripper shoes! Don't get me wrong - I love high heals and have a huge collection, but those are ridiculous.
ReplyDeleteI think she just scraped about three pounds of makeup off of her face.
ReplyDeleteI saw the picture this a.m. and would have never ever thought it was the same girl. Where do these freaks get their money?
ReplyDelete@Dia, I have been wondering how much money Liza with a Z and Barbra S. spent on their surgeries. It has to be a humongous amount. Probably for free....
ReplyDeleteMaybe we can get Donald Trump to start the Stodden-Birther Movement, and find out how old she really is.
ReplyDeleteSadly, I do believe she's 18. She's probably jumping on the Vivid bandwagon now that Hef turned her down. "Too fake for Playboy" has to be one of the signs of the apocalypse, right?
Maximus: If we're to believe one of Himmmm's tales from some time ago, it started even earlier than that! He was visiting a producer friend in the latter's office when Courtney & her mom came traipsing in for an "audition" (the former was almost unspeakably awful, to the degree that Himmmm damn near pissed himself laughing in spite of trying very hard not to), and the whole sorry-assed mess ended w/Mom trying to pimp Courtney out for "partying" to one or both men...at the age of 13. Also, IIRC the insinuation was that mother and daughter were both willing to "party" together... *shudder* If this particular tale is true--and, unfortunately, I wouldn't be at all surprised if the gist of it is--then the whole sordid business probably started when she was even younger than 13.
ReplyDeleteSad. She does look better but what find most weird is her voice and her mouth/tongue movements.
ReplyDeleteActually, whatever she got done she looks good - lost that whole lizard look.
ReplyDeleteShe definitely looks like she's had the spackle removed and her skin dermabrasioned, but other than that I can't define the difference. I'll have to look for some side by side photos to see for sure. She still does not look 18 though.
ReplyDeleteShe is still nasty looking, surgery helped but not much.
ReplyDeleteI always thought she looked exactly like a man in drag. The new pics suggest she may actually be female.
ReplyDeleteThat was fast.
ReplyDeletehttp://www.toofab.com/2012/09/20/courtney-stodden-new-look-photos/
HOLY SHIT! I NEVER would have guessed that was her. She definitely looks a lot closer to 18 now, but in all honesty I kind of preferred her old...uh, other...uh, previous face. :)
ReplyDeleteCourtney got her nose done and her hair color is much better. She really is pretty in the newest photos.
ReplyDeleteMAN, she had a crapload of work done. Unrecognizable! http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-2206061/A-class-act-Courtney-Stodden-steps-pair-towering-heels-heads-shopping-short-red-dress.html
ReplyDeleteThis girl just makes me sad. Very, very sad
ReplyDeleteNose job, brow lift, chin reduction, lip plumping.
ReplyDeleteI think new nose, new teeth, cheek implants and chin refinement (whomever did it did a really good job). That, and much better makeup.
ReplyDeleteI hate to say it, but she looks pretty. Now if he would dump the slutastic clothes and the creeper...
I don't think Courtney's 18 either, BUT how come no one's come forward & said "I went to high school with her, she graduated in X and is actually X years old?" I would've expected that by now
ReplyDeleteShe is what is wrong with LA and I don't mean the city per se. When my daughter was a baby she had terrible colic and the only thing that would make her calm down was a drive. So we would head out on Melrose heading to Beverly at 3 AM many mornings. You don't see them during the day. They blend in with everyone else. But at 3 AM at every stop light, every bus stop, kid with a backpack, kid with a backpack... Some of these kids weren't teenagers or if they were not by much. A week later I fired the nanny, took my kid and my clothes and got the hell out of there. I thought one day that will be my kid. And it would have been.
ReplyDeleteif this is stodden. all she has to do is stop using a trowel everyday to apply makeup. dress age appropriate and she would look her supposedly teenage self...her boobs are fake though and that adds at least 10 years
ReplyDeleteI don't see too much of a change on Courtney other than she is not wearing whorish frosted pink lipstick and she eyes are not made up like a 45 year old crack whore. If you look at pics of her smiling .. she has always had chipmunk cheeks .. so I am gonna say I don't think this is her. Of course, I could be wrong.
ReplyDeleteBut whatever she has or hasn't done .. this new look is a nice change. She doesn't look so damned whorish .. if you don't look at her feet .. and forget she is married to an old pervert.
After Himmmmm's post, I feel very sorry for her. She is to be pitied and her mother should be locked up.
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