Tuesday, October 23, 2012
Blind Item #2
What celebrity offspring of A+ list parents spent the weekend getting drunk out of her mind. No big deal really, except for the fact she allowed herself to get naked with a bunch of other people playing strip poker and ended up having sex with one of the biggest players in Hollywood. He is A list when it comes to picking up women and sleeping with them and probably a B-/C+ actor who used to be in a hit show. Apparently she has no more C+ list actor boyfriend from a new show. I know there must be photos of the strip poker.
Rumer Willis, with the player being Wilmer Valderama (gag!) I really hope not. He ruins everyone he comes in contact with.
ReplyDeleterumer willis
ReplyDeleteRumer. There are pics of her partying hard at a hotel opening in the last few days.
ReplyDeleteSomeone stuck their peen in that thing?
ReplyDeleteright?!!
DeleteRumer Willis.
ReplyDeleteRumer. But I guess it's good that she apparently ditched the actor who was using her?
ReplyDeleteI think it would be great if this was Carrie Fisher, her parents were A+.
ReplyDeleteOr Jamie Lee Curtis.
DeleteRumor Willis and Zachary Bragg?
ReplyDeleteMeant Zach braff
ReplyDeleteCarrie Fisher or Jamie Lee Curtis, haha, in their cases I'd say good for them! (just because I'm close to their age and hey, stupid over 45 is way better than stupid in your 20s)
ReplyDeleteDMC - Rumor and Wilmer.
ReplyDeleteI guess Jayson Blair couldn't take her potato face anymore.
ReplyDeleteOr the Piv who was on Entourage and a known douche
ReplyDeleteSince y'all seem to have this 'rumer' under control, hehe, let me say, HAPPY ANNIVERSARY TO ME AND MY HUBS! 8 years married, 15 together! Whoot!!
ReplyDeleteCarry on. :-)
Congrats!
DeleteThanks, Senor! Great name!
Deletecongrats sugar! :)
ReplyDeleteThanks, T.e.!
DeleteCongrats Sugar!
ReplyDeleteThanks, Christina!
DeleteGuess you need the skin of a rhino to be a homely celebrity child. Hope she's not heading down a LLohan type road.
ReplyDeleteIf it was Wilmer, that will be the second actor from "That '70s Show" to have his way with a Willis/Moore family member. TV Land reruns should be forbidden in their home.
ReplyDelete@trudi, that's hilarious! I actually dribbled coffee out of my mouth. :)
ReplyDeleteTater Head Rumer Willis but Demi Moore is hardly A+ list anymore.
ReplyDeleteShe's actually a bit easier on the eyes than her sister Scout, who looks like Bruce Willis in a wig.
Rumer can clean up pretty well. Still, you have to wonder how much damage it did, growing up with someone as looks-obsessed as Demi.
ReplyDeleteWow, you guys are brutal. Tater Head?! Really??
ReplyDeleteC.Malone: That's Rumer's name in the blogposhpere sadly. And I really feel sad for her if she boinked that loser. She doesn't deserve being humiliated and screwed over like he'll do to her. Maybe her picture showed up on Demi's phone?
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ReplyDeleteI wonder if he sent that pic to demi...? what an ass.
ReplyDeleteSo easy. Photos all over the internet. Rumer Willis and Wilmer Valderama. She should go to a clinic and check for STD cause that boy sure goes around....
ReplyDeleterumor willis as the a+ offspring. have no idea who the actor is. if its wimer v, then GROSSSSSSSS
ReplyDeleteWilmer needs to b chased out of town with torches like poor / misunderstood Frankenstein. :-(
ReplyDeleteRumor and Wilmer.
ReplyDeleteWilmer will do anything, and Rumer, I just feel so bad for her face, but with that bod, who cares about the face
ReplyDeleteIs Rumer Willis a heinous bitch or something? I know some might not like her because she's only famous because of nepotism, which is a valid reason. But it seems people all over the internet are unbelievably cruel about her looks. The internets are like Junior High School.
ReplyDeleteHappy Anniversary, Sugar!!
ReplyDeleteThanks, SueRH!
DeleteRumer Willis and Wilmer W at Cancun
ReplyDeletefor the note,they're friends since she was Lilo's assistant (5 years ago)
and the pics of Cancun are in ....Daily Mail Co Uk!!!! (like usually)
ReplyDeleteEnty loves Daily Mail (he finds his BI inside)
and Wilmer is always Ashton's friend
ReplyDeleteI do have to agree that making fun of how someone looks isn't nice. Has there been gossip about her being a stupid spoiled whore that I've missed? Because if she's a giant asshole then that might change my stance on the matter. She can't help the way she looks any more than the rest of us.
ReplyDeleteI don't get the Rumer hate either. She is not pretty in a conventional way (like a Natalie Portman), but she is certainly not ugly.
ReplyDeleteI just wanted to chime in to say that I met Rumer Willis at a party a few years ago, and I was struck by absolutely gorgeous and delicate she was - absolutely nothing like the photos or "potato face" names I'd seen for years. She was tiny, with small features, and seemed very nervous and shy. I've always felt bad since when I've seen her name/photos in the press since I'm convinced the girl just does not photograph well, which, unfortunately in Hollywood, is everything.
ReplyDeleteI actually thought Jesse Metcalf.
ReplyDeleteI actually thought Jesse Metcalf.
ReplyDeleteRumer Willis, ewwwwwwwwwwwwwww.
ReplyDeleteI feel for Rumer, I really do. She probably doesn't photograph well, I don't either. Someone told me I look like a horse when I smile, and that was well over a decade ago and it still bothers me. I can only imagine what this poor girl must read about herself. But seriously, stay away from Wilmer. Stay far, far away.
ReplyDeleteThere's a Bananarama song about this girl. They say she got a broken heart.
ReplyDeleteRumer and Wilmer of course.
ReplyDeleteHappy Anniversary, Sugar! I hope to follow in your footsteps :)
ReplyDeleteReading this I thought of Wilmer instantly. Gross - second day for a blind involving him. I'm trying to eat my lunch here!!!
ReplyDeleteI say Rumer Willis for the girl. Don't know who the guy is. She's hooked up with just about every guy in Hollywood. She used to be the group ho for Zac Efron and his Ninja crowd. Probably still is.
ReplyDeleteThank God there weren't any cell phones around when I was getting drunk and playing strip poker in Cancun in my 20s...
ReplyDeleteLazyday, I was just singing that to myself! And congrats to Sugar and Mr. Suger!
ReplyDeleteDMC takes all the fun out of my life. Give us a challenge Enty!
ReplyDeleteIt also seems like we need to adjust our rating system, there have been many easy blinds describing celebs as having much higher status than even the kindest of heart would give them.
ReplyDeleteNo way someone fucked Rumer Willis. Gross!
ReplyDeletewelcome to the new CDAN, where this kind of shit drove away all the regulars and insightful people.
ReplyDeleteIt's hardly a blind with photos everywhere of Rumor partying this past weekend.
ReplyDelete@ Jax - do you mean the BI or the comments?
ReplyDeleteMy guess? Rumer.
@Penelope - Demi is A+ in terms of recognition.
Rumer had the misfortune to inherit Bruce's jawline, and she has spoken about how much she hates it. She should have it reduced surgically, and go on to live her own life without hating her looks (and without doing stupid self-hating things like having sex with WV).
ReplyDeleteLazy day, you owe me a new keyboard. Lol
ReplyDeleteDoes anyone know where those old regulars now hang out?
ReplyDeleteAnyone know of some other hip hollywood blogs/sites?
How is Wilder Valdeblahblah (so racist! uhoh too soon? can we joke about it now? :) a B- or C list actor? The guy had one part on a Fox sitcom! Who cares! He never works! D list all the way.
ReplyDeleteoffspring: Rumer Willis
ReplyDeletehollywood player: Wilmer Valdablahblah
C+ boyfriend: I dont know, but hes on The New Normal
Jax said:
ReplyDeletewelcome to the new CDAN, where this kind of shit drove away all the regulars and insightful people
Jax, what exactly is it you want to see in the comments? You keep leaving these vague complaints in different threads. This seems to be very personal to you. I really would love to hear you be specific, versus the passive aggressive and negative comments you just love to leave
someone said she looked like a horse, so was she saying, 'hey wilmuuuuuuuuuuurrrrrrrrrrr!" (like from mr. ed..
ReplyDeleteha! sorry that was dumb
Cool beans Sugar -congrats!
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