Tuesday, October 23, 2012

Blind Item #2

What celebrity offspring of A+ list parents spent the weekend getting drunk out of her mind. No big deal really, except for the fact she allowed herself to get naked with a bunch of other people playing strip poker and ended up having sex with one of the biggest players in Hollywood. He is A list when it comes to picking up women and sleeping with them and probably a B-/C+ actor who used to be in a hit show. Apparently she has no more C+ list actor boyfriend from a new show. I know there must be photos of the strip poker.

70 comments:

StewMcG said...

Rumer Willis, with the player being Wilmer Valderama (gag!) I really hope not. He ruins everyone he comes in contact with.

MommaSaid said...

rumer willis

Shocky said...

Rumer. There are pics of her partying hard at a hotel opening in the last few days.

FSP said...

Someone stuck their peen in that thing?

Jane said...

Rumer Willis.

Cathy said...

Rumer. But I guess it's good that she apparently ditched the actor who was using her?

Bluevelvet said...

I think it would be great if this was Carrie Fisher, her parents were A+.

Bluevelvet said...

Or Jamie Lee Curtis.

Anonymous said...

Rumor Willis and Zachary Bragg?

Anonymous said...

Meant Zach braff

figgy said...

Carrie Fisher or Jamie Lee Curtis, haha, in their cases I'd say good for them! (just because I'm close to their age and hey, stupid over 45 is way better than stupid in your 20s)

Audrey said...

DMC - Rumor and Wilmer.

timebob said...

I guess Jayson Blair couldn't take her potato face anymore.

MontanaMarriott said...

Or the Piv who was on Entourage and a known douche

Sugar said...

Since y'all seem to have this 'rumer' under control, hehe, let me say, HAPPY ANNIVERSARY TO ME AND MY HUBS! 8 years married, 15 together! Whoot!!
Carry on. :-)

Unknown said...

congrats sugar! :)

Anonymous said...

Congrats Sugar!

Melinda9 said...

Guess you need the skin of a rhino to be a homely celebrity child. Hope she's not heading down a LLohan type road.

trudi said...

If it was Wilmer, that will be the second actor from "That '70s Show" to have his way with a Willis/Moore family member. TV Land reruns should be forbidden in their home.

Silly Girl said...

@trudi, that's hilarious! I actually dribbled coffee out of my mouth. :)

Penelope said...

Tater Head Rumer Willis but Demi Moore is hardly A+ list anymore.

She's actually a bit easier on the eyes than her sister Scout, who looks like Bruce Willis in a wig.

NernersHuman said...

Rumer can clean up pretty well. Still, you have to wonder how much damage it did, growing up with someone as looks-obsessed as Demi.

usernametaken said...

Wow, you guys are brutal. Tater Head?! Really??

Sherry said...

C.Malone: That's Rumer's name in the blogposhpere sadly. And I really feel sad for her if she boinked that loser. She doesn't deserve being humiliated and screwed over like he'll do to her. Maybe her picture showed up on Demi's phone?

Señior Seamhead said...

Congrats!

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littlejenny said...

I wonder if he sent that pic to demi...? what an ass.

Habibti said...

So easy. Photos all over the internet. Rumer Willis and Wilmer Valderama. She should go to a clinic and check for STD cause that boy sure goes around....

Jihane-Fatim said...

rumor willis as the a+ offspring. have no idea who the actor is. if its wimer v, then GROSSSSSSSS

Anonymous said...

Wilmer needs to b chased out of town with torches like poor / misunderstood Frankenstein. :-(

Unknown said...

Rumor and Wilmer.

Unknown said...

Wilmer will do anything, and Rumer, I just feel so bad for her face, but with that bod, who cares about the face

MadLyb said...

Is Rumer Willis a heinous bitch or something? I know some might not like her because she's only famous because of nepotism, which is a valid reason. But it seems people all over the internet are unbelievably cruel about her looks. The internets are like Junior High School.

SueRH said...

Happy Anniversary, Sugar!!

FrenchGirl said...

Rumer Willis and Wilmer W at Cancun
for the note,they're friends since she was Lilo's assistant (5 years ago)

FrenchGirl said...

and the pics of Cancun are in ....Daily Mail Co Uk!!!! (like usually)
Enty loves Daily Mail (he finds his BI inside)

FrenchGirl said...

and Wilmer is always Ashton's friend

Sugar said...

I do have to agree that making fun of how someone looks isn't nice. Has there been gossip about her being a stupid spoiled whore that I've missed? Because if she's a giant asshole then that might change my stance on the matter. She can't help the way she looks any more than the rest of us.

Sugar said...

Thanks, SueRH!

Sugar said...

Thanks, Senor! Great name!

Lucas said...

I don't get the Rumer hate either. She is not pretty in a conventional way (like a Natalie Portman), but she is certainly not ugly.

Sugar said...

Thanks, T.e.!

Sugar said...

Thanks, Christina!

Lori said...

I just wanted to chime in to say that I met Rumer Willis at a party a few years ago, and I was struck by absolutely gorgeous and delicate she was - absolutely nothing like the photos or "potato face" names I'd seen for years. She was tiny, with small features, and seemed very nervous and shy. I've always felt bad since when I've seen her name/photos in the press since I'm convinced the girl just does not photograph well, which, unfortunately in Hollywood, is everything.

Lauren said...

I actually thought Jesse Metcalf.

Lauren said...

I actually thought Jesse Metcalf.

Picasso One said...

Rumer Willis, ewwwwwwwwwwwwwww.

a non a miss said...

I feel for Rumer, I really do. She probably doesn't photograph well, I don't either. Someone told me I look like a horse when I smile, and that was well over a decade ago and it still bothers me. I can only imagine what this poor girl must read about herself. But seriously, stay away from Wilmer. Stay far, far away.

lazyday603 said...

There's a Bananarama song about this girl. They say she got a broken heart.

Basil said...

Rumer and Wilmer of course.

Amber said...

Happy Anniversary, Sugar! I hope to follow in your footsteps :)

coolranchdoritos said...

Reading this I thought of Wilmer instantly. Gross - second day for a blind involving him. I'm trying to eat my lunch here!!!

Anonymous said...

I say Rumer Willis for the girl. Don't know who the guy is. She's hooked up with just about every guy in Hollywood. She used to be the group ho for Zac Efron and his Ninja crowd. Probably still is.

Topper Madison said...

Thank God there weren't any cell phones around when I was getting drunk and playing strip poker in Cancun in my 20s...

EGB said...

Lazyday, I was just singing that to myself! And congrats to Sugar and Mr. Suger!

JSierra said...

DMC takes all the fun out of my life. Give us a challenge Enty!

JSierra said...

It also seems like we need to adjust our rating system, there have been many easy blinds describing celebs as having much higher status than even the kindest of heart would give them.

FalseProfit said...

No way someone fucked Rumer Willis. Gross!

jax said...

welcome to the new CDAN, where this kind of shit drove away all the regulars and insightful people.

whocaresnow12 said...

It's hardly a blind with photos everywhere of Rumor partying this past weekend.

Mango said...

@ Jax - do you mean the BI or the comments?

My guess? Rumer.

@Penelope - Demi is A+ in terms of recognition.

T Lex said...

Rumer had the misfortune to inherit Bruce's jawline, and she has spoken about how much she hates it. She should have it reduced surgically, and go on to live her own life without hating her looks (and without doing stupid self-hating things like having sex with WV).

Seachica said...

Lazy day, you owe me a new keyboard. Lol

artemis said...

Does anyone know where those old regulars now hang out?

Anyone know of some other hip hollywood blogs/sites?

oldauntfannie said...

right?!!

bunnymother said...

How is Wilder Valdeblahblah (so racist! uhoh too soon? can we joke about it now? :) a B- or C list actor? The guy had one part on a Fox sitcom! Who cares! He never works! D list all the way.

jgirl828 said...

offspring: Rumer Willis
hollywood player: Wilmer Valdablahblah
C+ boyfriend: I dont know, but hes on The New Normal

Sunny said...

Jax said:
welcome to the new CDAN, where this kind of shit drove away all the regulars and insightful people

Jax, what exactly is it you want to see in the comments? You keep leaving these vague complaints in different threads. This seems to be very personal to you. I really would love to hear you be specific, versus the passive aggressive and negative comments you just love to leave

Poisonfawn said...

someone said she looked like a horse, so was she saying, 'hey wilmuuuuuuuuuuurrrrrrrrrrr!" (like from mr. ed..

ha! sorry that was dumb

Silkprint said...

Cool beans Sugar -congrats!

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