Today's Blind Items - She Could Be The Worst - Part One

There are a lot of crazy people in Hollywood. This former B list actress from a hit television show who now tries to make a living in independent movies has a bit of a drug problem. She also seems to have no morals that could possibly get in the way of making sure she has a good time. Over the past year, I have run into this actress numerous times as has AP (remember her?) and together we made a list of the best quotes from her that could also be turned into blinds.

"Oh, I saw that movie (one of the most popular of all-time as far as fondness) one night and was talking about it to the actor guy I was sleeping with and he said his wife (made some very very big movies, but does not really act so much any longer) was in the movie. I had no idea he was married to her. I knew he was married, but not to her. They don't have the same last name, so how was I to know. "

"I spent the entire time I was on set trying to look at his c**k. I figured a guy that tall (A list mostly movie actor who has A+ list name recognition) had to have a huge c**k. I think he thinks I was trying to sleep with him and I would have you know, because maybe there would be something down the road for me, but really, I just wanted a look at his c**k. One day he finally said enough and he showed it to me. I have not been that disappointed since I went to ______________'s (A+ list singer/celebrity) house and she told me she had stopped drinking for the week and no booze was allowed."

"That girl can act (Golden Globe nominee/winner B- list mostly movie actress from a big franchise). She is not much of a looker, but she can act. I think she might have some lesbian in her because she seemed pretty interested in me. It could also be that she was into me because she knew I had the best s**t on set. There is nothing worse than filming in LA because everything runs behind and you sit in your trailer all day and if you don't have good s**t you will go insane. That one guy from that one movie, you know who I am talking about. He is the old guy (B+ mostly movie actor who has A list name recognition and has been in over 100 movies and looks way younger than he is). With the funny name. Anyway, he was always coming over and trying to score some of my stuff and I would never have guessed he was into it. Of course he was also always trying to cop a feel. He kept moaning about his wife not giving him any and blah blah blah. Just come right out and tell me you want to f**k and if I get wasted enough you might have a shot, but not with that whiny passive aggressive stuff."