September 25, 2013
This almost A list celebrity/singer who was A+ list a few years ago was cheating on his celebrity girlfriend this week. The woman he was cheating with says the singer wanted her to take his microphone and put it where it would not fit in most people. Yeah. Oh revealed for sure.
John Mayer
What, like the back of a Volkswagen?
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DeleteLet's go to the Cheese Haus
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DeleteAww
DeleteNah that would stain the seats. Katy doesn't drive on the Hershey Highway?? :(
ReplyDeleteHate to say it but Katy seems like she'd take it in the ear canal for him :(.
ReplyDeleteow.
ReplyDeletelol @McFly
ReplyDeleteHis mouth? Your average mic doesn't fit there.
ReplyDeleteWell, at least no danger in getting her pregnant.
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DeleteLOL, but true @Marty!
ReplyDeleteIf there isn't another dude in the room, then it aint gay.
ReplyDeleteDid he shit on her first? he loves scat play.
ReplyDeleteOf course it fits, his head is up there all the time.
ReplyDeleteWait. Whose pooper is the mic going in?
ReplyDeleteAnd look who has decided to slither back into the comments. Hi VIP. :)
@Kristin awesome gif! (The Hi VIP one)
DeleteLet's see her put a guitar up there and then I'll be impressed.
ReplyDelete@Count-It ain't gay, if it's in a threeway. It's ok, if it's in a threeway.
ReplyDelete@Cheryl With a honey in the middle there's some leeway.
DeleteMayer hates women because he was so rejected in High School and is going to use and abuse them until the day he dies he will forever be 16 in his head
ReplyDeleteAll he is doing with Katy is setting her up for one big fall.
Holy cow. Didn't see the reveal and thought to myself...this is John Mayer.
ReplyDeleteWhy don't women learn? Once a scumbag, always a scumbag. Maybe Charlize Theron should take notes on this.
Oh yeah, in John or in her?
ReplyDeleteGross.
I don't know what Katy sees in him.
@cheryl: there needs to be a minimum of taint between the dicks during a 3way, or it is gay.
ReplyDeleteA big fat ewwwwwwww.
ReplyDeleteAm I the only one reading this as he wanted her to butt fuck him with his microphone?
ReplyDeleteNo Matt&Jess..I thought that too. And maybe he likes butt play but no way in hell does he want to defile his microphone with crap. Maybe something else but doubtful he carries his mike with him. The crew would pack that up after each show.
ReplyDeleteI want a Microphone up my ass...said no woman ever...
ReplyDeleteI want a Microphone up my ass...said no woman ever...
ReplyDeleteBetting he wanted it in HIM..heh
ReplyDeleteWell, it depends. Was it a regular sized mic or one of those little ones that Bob Barker always used on The Price is Right????
ReplyDeleteHahahaha...omg I love it! Your comment...not the mics.
Deletei dont believe this for a second. mayer4ever. mayerisback.
ReplyDeleteExplains why he's always talking out of his ass.
ReplyDeleteCuz. It. Has. A. Microphone. In. It.
John is reputed to have taken a couple of prize backdoor cherries so I think he likes 5th base. The blind doesn't say that Katy won't do it, just that he wanted the strumpet to play ball.
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