Thursday, October 17, 2013

The Goopster Is Scrambling For Good Publicity

If you can count on People magazine for one thing it is that they are willing to do or say anything a celebrity wants. What Gwyneth Paltrow wants is a cover. Specifically she wants a cover the same week that Vanity Fair has their issue out slamming her and she is also going on jay Leno who will bow down to Gwyneth and let her say or do whatever she wants and won't question her or ask any type of sensible followup.

It must kill the Goopster that she sent out that e-mail and asked all of her friends to never appear in the magazine and then have Jay-Z schedule himself for the cover and blow off a lunch with the Goopster but hang out with Chris Martin all the time. I guess Jay has taken sides hasn't he? Did you notice the hit piece is not about Gwyneth and Chris? Just Gwyneth.

49 comments:

ethorne said...

What's up with Chelsea Handler? Pic fail.

Leo said...

Who's in this pic? Looks like chelsea handler.

VIPblonde said...

@ethorne Right?!

MontanaMarriott said...

LMAO I was going to ask the same ting lol

Harry Knuckles said...

She is such a pretentious butthole. Really looking forward to this.

Leo said...

And why is she eating a cupcake with a green baskin robbins tasting spoon??

Kristin said...

Did Chelsea get a chemical peel in the goatee area? What is going on?

LottaColada said...

I thought Chelsea would tie in somehow once I read that, WAKE UP ENTIES!

MelOncholy Baby said...

Thanks, @VIP and ethorne, for clearing that up for me. I was so confused! :)

Leo said...

*shivers*

Bacon Ranch said...

Perhaps it's a shot in the dark but I am willing to guess that the demo who reads Vanity Fair aren't Coldplay fans.
That may (just MAY) have something to do with him not being involved in the expose.

Laura said...

I don't think that is Chelsea either.

Ms Cool said...

Why is she in a funeral parlor?!?!!

Kno Won Uno said...

Total photo fail.

Leo said...

Oh I thought it was her grams hospital room

Renoblondee said...

I thought it was just me. Phew.

Karen said...

This is a picture of a blogger named Alice Richardson: http://summerisaverb.blogspot.com/2012/04/my-high-note.html

She said that her girl crush was Goop in an interview and the Enties are too stupid to check where their images come from.

ethorne said...

Well damn. Alice I'm super sorry for thinking you were Chelsea Handler.

Susan said...

Did I notice the article is only about Goop? Um, no cause it's not out yet?!

This pic really does look like it was taken at an old peeps home. Ha.

Susan said...

This VF article better be THE article of all articles.

Leo said...

Me too, Alice. Now I know and knowings half the battle.

Karen said...

Sorry, I should have been clearer in my statement. The Enties did a Google image search for Gwyneth, found this picture, and posted it without looking at it OR seeing where it came from OR crediting it (not that they ever credit anything).

Also, that's not a muffin; it's chocolate ice cream.

Seven of Eleven said...

Ahahahaha! You all made my morning!

s.breezy29 said...

Exactly what's in that article that will make her look worse than she already does?!

Anna said...

Haven't we been reading buildup about this Vanity Fair expose on Paltrow for a decade now? Unless they unmask her as a terrorist mastermind or tie her to unsolved serial killings, it's going to be a letdown.

TalksTooMuch said...

But do people really care enough about Gwyneth Paltrow to A) read the magazine and B) care about how her image is impacted? I mean, what is she even selling these days?

Pip said...

It's kind of lame that they are doing an expose because she badmouthed their party.

Paint Chips said...

She asked her friends to never be in Vanity Fair ever again???

That's a bit much even for her.

MISCH said...

Can't stand the bulimic bimbo

Jessi said...

Im so afraid the big reveal is going to be how she claims to be a Vegan but eats eggs.

But I can't wait, this shit better be juicy!!!

Orvilla Bedinbacher said...

@Talkstoomuch They don't. No one cares about Goop.

Fek said...

What will the big reveal be? Abortion, racist?

Count Jerkula said...

I bet they got their hands on her old date book w/ "blow Brad" penciled in for Tuesdays at 3pm.

auntliddy said...

Good grief, what could tis article possibly say that has her so freaked? she needs to relax, what ever it is, it is.

FlirtyChick74 said...

@ Susan +1

auntliddy said...

And no one likes her anyway, so what more harm can it be? Its not like this article comes out and everyone is like, I no longer like her. No one likes her now!! And why should she worry about what everyone thinks anyway? Just live your life.

FlirtyChick74 said...

I think this whole storm about the article is just PR. I bet it's gonna be boring as hell.

Sylvia said...

Maybe the story is about her and what really happen with her friendship with Madonna....

califblondy said...

That may have been true years ago, but these days just about anybody can get a cover and story In VF. I keep the subscription for old Hollywood stories that still pop up from time to time.

Susan said...

Details about Goop and Madge would be interesting. Ditto for info on the rumor/blind/gossip about Gwynnie swiping the Shakespeare in Love script from Winona R. But none of this is groundbreaking. The CDAN hype is making me think this is going to blow my socks off.

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Della said...

When does this article come out?

Staple611 said...

I would have bet my LIFE that was Chelsea.

didi67 said...

anyone else think she "bought" the worlds sexiest woman cover from People. That was out of left field.

Jason Blue Eyes said...

Her godfather Mr. Spielberg should have a little talk with Mrs. Gwyneth.

Gweneth will NEVER ruin my love for SE7EN though. NEVAH!

Aoife said...

Didn't Chris Martin's band mates threaten to break up the group over Ms Gwyneth?

And didn't her family think Pitt, who comes from modest means, was beneath her? Or did Gwynnie think that herself?

Stealing that script from Winona Ryder is low even for H-wood.

It's rare that a mag of VF status publicizes that it's going to do a hit job on someone. Tell the truth? Yes. Revealing interview? Yes. Trash someone? Maybe but not that I remember, at least not recently.

Jay-z doing that cover speaks volumes as does his getting photographed with Chris getting on the subway in London. (The Tube excuse me). It's always been reported that Jay, Bey, Chris and Gwyn are friends.

I'm guessing something big is gonna drop otherwise Gwynnie wouldn't be in crisis mode.

FlirtyChick74 said...

Well,
the other shoe just dropped at midnight
. It's gonna be interesting.

Renoblondee said...

^Interesting!

Olive said...

Really? I love stories of old Hollywood.