February 10, 2016
Ask yourself if you would have sex in this situation. You are in a bar with this foreign born A- list mostly movie actor. Things are going well and you decided to take him up on his offer to have sex in a bathroom. In the bathroom he looks for a condom and says he used all of his earlier that day. He then gets one from a friend outside in the bar and comes back. The woman had sex with him.
Michael Fassbender
Well at least he didn't screw her condomless. Shame on her for not carrying her own condoms as every single gal in this day and age should. If you don't take care of yourself, who will?!?!
ReplyDeleteOoo, Fassbender. Yes, please.
ReplyDeleteAm I drunk in this hypothetical scenario? If so, I would absolutely fuck Fassbender in the bar's bathroom with a borrowed condom. If I'm sober, no - not in a million years.
ReplyDeleteWhy so scandalized, Enty? The man went & found a condom - good for him.
ReplyDeleteBecause it's Fassbender or because of the borrowed condom?
ReplyDelete(drunk me wouldn't care one iota)
Or because it's a bathroom?
ReplyDeleteAt least Fassy was responsible enough to go bareback
ReplyDeleteI mean not to go bareback
ReplyDeleteThen again maybe it was a test to see if she would go bareback with him.
ReplyDeleteI believe we have seen his junk on FULL FRONTAL FRIDAYS (siiiiigh how I miss those days) and he is definitely a Magnum wearer, LOL
You are brilliant. Standing ovation. Ok, I'm not standing or clapping but I think you deserve it!!
ReplyDeleteThe story line didn't say whether the condom had already been used?
ReplyDelete(Sorry, for the ick! I'm feeling a little off today.)
Kudos to him for getting a condom. As big of a whore as he is, at least he is responsible.
ReplyDeleteEntry, do you really think a star f*er cares if they're not the only one to hit it that day?
Poor Vikander, the guy really doesn't appreciate his girlfriend, he's been cheating on her for ages. She has a beautiful pair of horns in her forehead.
ReplyDeleteI would have been all over that HUGE YKW. I whouln't have even been able to wait to get to that there bathroom!! YUM!!!!
ReplyDeleteAn I could have saved that cowboy a trip. I had so many youngins pulled out of my snatch they aren't nothing left down there but a wall to shoot you pole juice on to!
Of course not.
ReplyDeleteI don't do stuff with taken men;
It a hoe;
And I love my husband.
lol...a drunken trifecta.
ReplyDeleteCoincidentally, just watched him a coupla nights ago in "Eden Lake" --annnnd again,I just cannot get past his yellow teeth...they really are a total turn-off for me.
Alas, size isn't everything especially when the appendage in question is attached to a ginger with orangey-brown teeth.
ReplyDeleteHa. Because it's Fassbender.
ReplyDeleteBrush his teeth and we're good to go.
He went and got a condom, so sure why not. It's fun safe sex.
ReplyDeleteHell no. Even with condoms you can still get an STI or get pregnant. With as many woman as he's slept with I'm pretty sure he's not exactly clean.
ReplyDeleteAlso I have too much self respect to have sex with a guy who's admitted he screwed a bunch of woman already that day. Can we say man whore?
I think the emphasis is on "he says he used all of his earlier that day."
ReplyDeleteThat implies that he carries a pile of condoms and used all of them with random strange women(/men) in a single day.
I like me some Fassbender, but that is gross. I'd never be a #2, let alone #22.
CDAN is a bathroom wall.
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ReplyDeleteMakes me think Shame was his autobiography.
ReplyDeleteAfter he got the borrowed condom, yes I still would :) (him an a few others, not general population. Sorry boyz :)
ReplyDeleteHELL YEAH I WOULD
ReplyDeleteExactly.
ReplyDeleteSkinny redhead with bad teeth and ciggy breath...yuk. Not even in the Taj Mahal
ReplyDeleteEnty thinks Shame was his autobiography.
ReplyDeleteNah, he doesn't do it for me at all. However,
ReplyDeleteI admire the fact he's a safe slut.
Lol but gross, David.
ReplyDeleteNo! I have so much shame at finding him sexy as it is.
ReplyDeleteIn a hot minute I'd do it. Oh please let me put that to the test some day.
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