Saturday, August 03, 2019

Blind Items Revealed #1

July 26, 2019

This one named permanent A+ list singer thought she didn't have to play by the current rules in place, so she blew off the players. Now, she has her worst performing song release ever.

Beyonce


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14 comments:

  1. J9:07 AM

    Is it about her thighs? That'd be huge!

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  2. Colonel Blake9:11 AM

    I heard her voice over in the new movie and...SHE'S A TERRIBLE ACTRESS!!!

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  3. Dark Star Chasm9:12 AM

    I'll pull her up on Spotify right now to help correct the injustice

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  4. James Howlett10:10 AM

    Id rather go blind was the last thing she did worth mentioning. Fuck her and her cunt husband.

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  5. Trapped11:46 AM

    Couldn't happen to a better person.

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  6. MoodyJBey12:30 PM

    But the album has debuted at #1
    Get off Beyoncés dick Enty

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  7. Vita2:16 PM

    Couldn't just be that no one would voluntarily listen to that song twice?

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  8. notthisagain6:14 PM

    i actually cant remember the last time beyonce had an actual hit. ppl talk about Lemonade being great yada yada...except name one hit?

    beyonce hasnt made good music in a long time

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  9. Anonymous7:10 PM

    damn if you're bad at even voice acting you real bad

    notthisagin- 711 was the hit off that album.

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  10. apo2:07 AM

    ur finger is not on the pulse of the moment if u think beyoncé hasn't made good music in a long time....

    and 7/11 was off of self-titled, not off of Lemonade. u might have been thinking of Formation

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  11. longtimereader6:12 AM

    The beehive is large enough to get her a #1 album but she didn't exactly break records doing it.

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  12. Brian6:28 PM

    This song exists to get her an Oscar, not a hit single. I'm not much for Beyonce, but I will say that she clearly hasn't been trying to get radio hits from her last few albums. She knows how it goes in the world of pop, women over 35 might as well be 75 when it comes to radio programmers. Whether it's her decision or her team's, she's been smart to not desperately chase after the youth market and has been going for critical acclaim instead. Why her recent music has been so critically acclaimed is beyond my understanding, but it has been.

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  13. SororSalsa6:43 PM

    Beyonce should not take parts that rely on her having to talk.

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