Crazy Days and Nights: 4/20/25

This sparkling beverage company paid a bunch of influencers a lot of money and gave them a free weekend at Coachella, and none of them know what flavor sunshine is supposed to taste like.

LaCroix

Blind Items Revealed #1

Earlier this week this A+/A list actor/sometime director walked to work at a theatre. He is known all over the world and has a face known in just about every country. He has done movies and television. The alliterate one needed a four car convoy with flashing lights and an off duty police car to travel a mile.

George Clooney/Meghan Markle

Blind Item #4

This former A+ list rapper is getting people to write songs for her on spec, but she never likes any of them, so no one is willing to work for her for free any longer.

Blind Item #3

The anchor wanted a statement from the conglomerate that his departure was temporary and voluntary, but they wouldn't agree to say that.

Blind Item #2

This north of the border singer has been skipping appointments with his doctors and not taking his meds.

Blind Item #1

This alliterate rapper finds young rappers looking to make it big and sends them overseas first to "earn their keep," and then they get an investment into their music.

Friday, April 25, 2025

Blind Item #13

This resurgent A list baseball player better hope there is not a drug test headed his way any time soon. A hookup says he did lines of cocaine off her breasts.

Blind Item #12

This long long long time soap actor who also has a number one song to his credit has managed to stay married to his wife for decades. When they were newlyweds, she found out he is gay and wanted to get divorced. He convinced her to stay though.

Blind Item #11

She has vowed to never go on tour again, but this former tween/teen actress turned adult singer is in talks to headline next year at the desert festival.

Blind Item #10 - Old Hollywood

"Marty is...rich and famous...his forte is playing juvenile boys. In his early twenties, he looks sixteen, pink-cheeked, beardless. Hollywood High and Fairfax High were his favorite haunts. He hung around the malt shops, contacted impressionable boys there...Many of his sexual aberrations were practiced in the restrooms of gas stations, contiguous to the schools"...

Initially he went unrecognized due to the "thick, corrective glasses he wears off-screen"...but he hit on an undercover cop. He was arrested for lewd vagrancy but studio pressure got the charges dropped. "It was publicly announced that Marty had suffered a nervous collapse, triggered by his wife's decision to divorce him..." After six months in a sanitarium, Marty emerged as "cured".

Blind Item #9

This former Idol contestant is being called out for her bullying she did in high school and making fun of kids who cut themselves.

Blind Items Revealed #5

Even though the host went after her for just 30 seconds after 14 seasons of giving her free passes, the teachers pet Housewife still thought it was too much.

Andy Cohen/Kyle Richards

Four For Friday - Old Hollywood

#1 - A "six-foot-two, 200-pound star of a tv action series" had a sugar daddy who was the vice president of a top Madison Avenue advertising agency. The show failed to live up to expectations and was canceled, but the tv star moved on to feature films. The "daddy" actually adopted his son and son introduced his sugar daddy to people as his actual father. The "son" married an actress but cheated on her with a young, well-known (male) tennis player. The wife found out and threatened to out the relationship in the divorce suit, but the sugar daddy was able to talk her out of that so she divorced on grounds of "cruelty" instead. The actor is described as a former high school football player who grew up near Washington D.C. and served in Korea.

#2 - "A husky-voiced, broken-nosed roughneck lover, who had been rumored engaged to half the most bra-busting females in films" picked up a young male hitchhiker and kissed and groped the hitchhiker against his wishes.

#3 - "Fred (pseudonym) was a barroom brawler who lost more fights than he won. Once he received a broken nose which held up production for days. He spent several different nights in the drunk-tank, and was given to mysterious disappearances...it turns out Fred would not or could not accept his homosexual streak...his drinks coincided with his homosexual urges..." It also says Fred was reduced to low-budget Poverty Row films at some point in his career.

#4 - "Jay is a big star on both TV and in the movies. He has been arrested several times as a common drunk and once for drunk driving. This last conviction sent him to a county Honor Camp for thirty days...Early in his Hollywood career, Jay had indulged in active homosexuality with an agent, the man who got him his first role. It was repulsive to him at the time, and he began to drink heavily out of guilt...Jay had always been a ladies' man and had once been a top football player. He could not face the fact that he might have been inclined toward homosexuality..." He was on location in a small Utah town and came on to his stand-in, then had the stand-in fired for knowing too much.

Your Turn

How old were you when you went to your first funeral?

Blind Items Revealed #4

This former actor/state A++ lister and his family continually support a family of violent criminals, just because the criminals have money. They nearly beat multiple people to death, but because of their connections, got a couple days in jail. I have written about them before but the actor and his family keep attending functions and dinners with them.

Arnold Schwarzenegger/Christina Schwarzenegger/Driz family

Blind Items Revealed #3

Someone is trying to get the three named money fraud inmate killed. He should be going to a camp, but he was transferred to one of the most violent medium prisons in the system.

Sam Bankman Fried

Blind Items Revealed #2

The alliterate one loves saying that everything she sells all comes from the US. It doesn't.

Meghan Markle

Blind Item #8

This former child/tween/teen actor turned adult celebrity is being cheated on by his girlfriend.

Blind Item #7

This A list athlete is overcompensating to prove just how much she likes men and not women.

Blind Items Revealed #1

After promoting the heck out of her interview with the prime minister actor, the actress/podcaster/supporter of R. Kelly decided to not post it after all.

Keke Palmer/Jonathan Majors

Blind Item #6

Because of the vast differences in ages and the circumstances of how they met, this kitchen actress now is claiming her boyfriend is actually her dog walker. Uh huh.

Blind Item #5

The commando actor just keeps looking worse. How can the bully play the victim? Plus, it is giving off Natasha Lyonne "I want my entertainment lawyer," vibes.

Blind Item #4

A new reality show is being pitched by the mom of this former child star turned adult reality star and it would feature her new love interest.

Blind Item #3

Plantation Khaleesi would have run straight to court if the A- list actor/director had done what she did last night alluding to the case and abusive men.

Blind Item #2

This former singing show actress has gone way too far with the Botox and fillers. Someone needs to stage an intervention and tell her to lay off it for awhile.

Blind Item #1

This celebrity offspring of a permanent A list model has been leaving bunches of negative reviews online about the movies of one of her exes, and his current hookup too.

Thursday, April 24, 2025

Blind Item #13

Speaking of aging and sex, this actress is an Oscar winner/nominee and regularly hooks up with guys a third her age who love the idea of having sex with a former movie star. She never pays any money.

Blind Item #12

This very very old media mogul still uses Viagra when he orders female companionship.

Blind Item #11

This foreign born singer is privately selling intimate photos of herself.

Blind Item #10

Stage parents don't ever think they did anything wrong. The mother of the now dead actress is a member of that club.

Blind Item #9

The talk show host can't say much about the fired Housewife because lawsuits are still a strong possibility and there has even been talk of filing a police report about the situation.

Blind Items Revealed #5

Not only did this A list NFL player have his wife leave him, he also has another two women pregnant which means you need more than two hands to count all the kids.

Tyreek Hill

Today's Blind Items - Alone

During the team’s recent trip overseas, the head coach mentioned in an interview that this A+ player was “keeping to himself” and “staying alone in his private hotel room.”

But people close to the traveling staff know that he wasn’t actually alone. In fact, he was spending late nights with a woman who’s been described as his longtime favorite mistress, someone the inner circle has known about for a while.

She was flown out quietly and never seen publicly with him, but hotel staff and select team personnel were very aware of her presence in his suite.

And why didn’t the wife attend the trip like the others? It wasn’t because she didn’t want to or couldn’t — it’s because he didn’t want her there.

In fact, he personally instructed his PR team to prepare small gift bags for the other wives on the flight, just to make it look like she had sent them herself. All part of the illusion.

Your Turn

How many jobs have you had?

Blind Items Revealed #4

The family of this celebrity po*n star/reality star/celebrity/death enabler are trying to get him into rehab or a conservatorship.

Ray J

Blind Items Revealed #3

This seminal 80s hair rock band could have the biggest year in their career 2026 but it may not happen because the lead singer wants almost 50% of the gross revenue. Its a thorny situation.

Poison/Bret Michaels

Blind Items Revealed #2

Apparently, the wife of the lead on the pay cable hit show finally figured out her husband hooked up with his co-star which is why the co-star has been blocked on social media. Is it going to get messy off screen?

Nadia Conners/Walton Goggins/White Lotus/Aimee Lou Wood

Blind Item #8

The number of people speaking out about the fired comic universe villain is growing everyday. At some point it is all going to catch up with him. It will be awful.

Blind Item #7

The tiny gun rapper nearly died from an overdose.

Blind Items Revealed #1

The head bar star has always had her favorites, but apparently she has a very special favorite considering how she went to the domestic violence victim and told her to act like everything was OK.

Lisa Vanderpump/James Kennedy/Ally Lewber

Blind Item #6

For the first time ever, this ventriloquist did not post her annual family photo at church. Very unusual and the siblings didn't either. It sounds as if there was a big fight with the family again. Things are just going from bad to worse.

Blind Item #5

The alliterate pay cable actress from a very recent show has been losing hair like crazy over the past month. She really wants an Emmy nomination and thinks the drama outside the show might cost her or the drama she was involved in back in the day with the A- list actress which has come to light.

Blind Item #4

The actor from north of the border and his infamous wife might show up together at tonight’s gala… or maybe not, if he gets his way. Time to call in the body language experts. Things aren’t quite what they seem. They don't even eat meals together any longer.

Blind Item #3

The historic appearance of a Kpop group in this hated country years ago makes you wonder if the appearance was actually an exorbitant yachting deal?

Blind Item #2

This alliterate celebrity is looking for a new gig which is why she used the paps for her thirst trap bikini photos.

Blind Item #1

A close friend and devoted fan of this controversial podcaster has worked in politics, and was just arrested for some pretty heinous crimes. One of his two victims, a recent girlfriend, also worked in politics, and was a fan of the podcaster.

Wednesday, April 23, 2025

Blind Item #13

This foreign born A- list actress discovered her alliterate boyfriend really didn't want to be an instant dad.

Blind Item #12

This matriarch of celebrities who is a barely there celebrity in her own right is being cheated on by her husband with an ex he always hooks up with no matter their respective relationship statuses.

Blind Item #11

If you thought the one from earlier this week was bad, this is way way worse. Three weeks out and the starting ticket price is 30% less than the one from earlier and there are twice as many tickets available. Our A list singer is in deep deep trouble.

Blind Item #10

The press in this Northern European country all reported a royal died. They all then had to retract the story. Have we seen the royal to know they are actually alive?

Blind Item #9

This permanent A list celebrity posted a video from Easter, and it’s pretty obvious her husband is hitting the slopes from the way he wipes his nose and clenches his jaw. She appears to totally ignore him, and in all the pictures he’s so far back he’s barely in the shots like he could be photoshopped out.

Blind Items Revealed #5

April 9, 2025

The wife of this permanent A list rapper has so much of her wealth tied up with the rapper, she doesn't know what is hers. It was only about 18 months ago that she started doing everything separately. It is a good thing because he is on the verge of being a defendant in multiple big money class action lawsuits that would bankrupt him if he loses.

Beyonce/Jay-Z

Today's Blind Items - Thirteen, Part 2 - A Dancing Boy Story

About a week after the meeting with my agent, I came home from school to find my mother in the kitchen, baking cookies as she often did.

I want you to know that your agent called me while you were at school.

He did?

He told me about the movie (which I hadn’t mentioned yet to them - you probably wouldn’t have either with everything else that had been going on). I know you don’t always think I’ve been supportive of the acting, but I want you to know that your father and I are both very proud of you. He’s going to be very excited when he gets home.

Thanks, I said.

I understand that you’re going to be meeting with one of the men behind it on Saturday.

I was silent.

I just want you to know that I’m giving you permission to stay out as late as you need to that night.

Thanks, I mumbled.

Your agent said they’d be sending a car to pick you up and take you home. Your father and I will probably be in bed by the time you get back, but you can tell us about it in the morning. Just remember to turn the outside lights off when you get back, and make sure the cats are inside.

I will, I said.

It wasn’t a car, of course - it was a limousine, well stocked with booze. I filled my backpack with the little airplane bottles of vodka, whiskey, and gin - many of them were flavored (ie to tempt the kids) - and polished one or two off on the way to Beverly Hills. I listened to a couple of tapes - part of Thriller, and part of 1984 - but I wasn’t really paying attention. I was, you understand, completely terrified.

When the driver stopped for gas in the valley, I thought of getting out and running. But where was I going to go? And what would I tell my parents?

At one point the driver lowered the inside window and told me I was the fourth boy he had driven to this address in the last month. (One of them, he said, was this then young actor you will definitely know. He may be a part of the dancing boy cast, and it is likely I will identify him at some point - but only with his permission.) Do these people have a son or something?

I don’t know, I said.

I’m sorry to tell you this, he said, but when I dropped one of the boys off and was cleaning out the car, the seat was wet. I thought he’d maybe spilled a coke or something, but it wasn’t that - it was blood.

I said nothing.

I’m going to give you the number for the car phone, okay? If there’s anything you need - if you need to go home early - just call me from inside the house, and I’ll come to the door.

Thank you, I said.

The driver was right though - there was a son, and a daughter, as well as a wife, and servants, and I know that because all of them were there at the time. They wouldn’t see any of it, but that wasn't the only way to know what was happening.

The agency had given me written instructions for the night. I was to go around the side of the house and enter through the servant’s entrance - apparently now I was “the help.” I was to wait on the bench there until I was summoned. I only realized after getting buzzed in that the door locked back…from the outside.

When I got inside there was another boy my age - not on the bench, you understand, but pacing. I’d seen him around the agency before, but I didn’t know him. I can tell you one thing he was in - a certain weekend morning show, not animated, for kids. It was a "company" show.

I’ve got a bad feeling about this, he said.

I nodded, looking down at the floor.

What do you think they’re going to do to us? he said.

I shook my head, and handed him the driver’s number.

Keep it for yourself, he said.

Thanks, I said.

And that’s when he threw up in the potted palm in the hall. A short time later the butler came - at least I think he was that (I’d only ever seen them on tv) - and told this boy it was his turn. As he was led away he looked back at me, already crying.

And maybe fifteen or twenty minutes later the screaming started, so loud and full of terror there was no way anyone in that house could not hear it.

(To be continued.)

Your Turn

Do you like the name you were given by your parents?

Blind Items Revealed #4

It is telling stories like this that are going to get the boyfriend in trouble. He says that his singer/actress/producer girlfriend has a sex bed that is different than the bed she sleeps in.

Benny Blanco/Selena Gomez

Blind Items Revealed #3

He doesn't need the advertising. It costs him a fortune each month, but this beauty guru/sometime reality star loves seeing himself on billboards around town.

Chaz Dean

Blind Items Revealed #2

The A list everything in her mind celebrity has not been shy about hitting on her current co-star.

Jennifer Lopez/Brett Goldstein

Blind Item #8

Apparently the only attorney the thirsty one from Texas could get to do his dirty work in his latest case is a guy right out of law school who even improperly plead the prayer for relief.

Blind Item #7

The commando loving actor must have rubbed someone the wrong way again because his whole hazing thing is back or the world to see in case they missed it the last time around when he angered someone.

Blind Items Revealed #1

The ginger haired one says he gets no protection as he walked into and out of court with a half dozen British protection officers. It isn't like his family is ever going to step inside the country again anyway.

Prince Harry

Blind Item #6

This foreign born former A list actress was in a long long long running sitcom. She doesn't want anyone to know about the female coed she hooks up with from time to time who is half her age.

Blind Item #5

The flowering financial institution would definitely have been in a place to know that the celebrity CEO got oral favors from the permanent A list rapper.

Blind Item #4

The fake rich TikTok star is desperately trying to hang on, but it looks like the only way she can get redemption is to do an apartment tour which she isn't going to do.

Blind Item #3

The snack Housewife is paying people to go on Reddit and talk up her accomplishments.

Blind Item #2

This former reality star/po*n star is a barely there celebrity and probably going to take something with too much fentanyl which would be karma for something dating back over a decade. Anyway, he personally has sex with all the member of his DIY po*n team.

Blind Item #1

This foreign born former A list singer who has crashed and burned has decided to get a yachter for a beard instead of just coming out.

Tuesday, April 22, 2025

Blind Item #13

The A list country singer who once quit a televised talent show has a baby mother. That baby mother is an ex but still obsessed with the singer. Yes, even though she got married to another guy. The same guy who she has cucked and is living with because she doesn't have good enough credit to rent her own place.

Blind Item #12

In the last few weeks I wrote in this space about an A list influencer giving a platform to her serial rap*st brother. She assumed no one would notice. Now, she is posting again, as if she didn't do it and didn't try and get her rap*st brother famous.

Blind Item #11

The celebrity CEO has a search program that allows him to see every naked photo/sex video that has been sent through his site. Those are the primary people he hits up to be moms.

Blind Item #10

The three named actress is about to explode the world of her former co-star.

Blind Item #9

All off the news about the permanent A list rapper really makes it interesting to look at the timeline off the split between the former A list athlete and the reality star and a pregnancy.

Blind Items Revealed #5

Don't believe the hype. The A+ list singer is going to stick with the retailer.

Taylor Swift/Target

Today's Blind Items - The Emmy Winner

Why would a smart, rising star in Hollywood deal with this. Our actress is an Emmy winner. We all have in mind the perfect boyfriend for her. We love her and her hit show. What no one understands is why she travels literally everywhere with a decade plus older guy she met when she was 14 in church. He has no job and seems to exist solely as a travel companion for our actress. She takes him to red carpet events and to family functions. He doesn't appear to be her assistant. He doesn't appear to be security. She doesn't show him off. He only gets photographed with her if there is an angle that allows it or as part of the rest of the function. He is always there though. No one has asked her why. It is a very strange and creepy thing.

Your Turn

Your favorite way to waste time.

Blind Items Revealed #4

The fired Housewife could have got a second chance. Now, not only will there be no Housewives there won't be any of the other big reality shows.

Kenya Moore

Blind Items Revealed #3

This cable network thinks people are going to tune into watch an adaption of a nearly 100 year old book because they wanted something they didn't have to pay the rights for and they think it will be like their version of the Yellowstone spinoff. Nope.

AMC/Grapes Of Wrath

Blind Items Revealed #2

The team of the A- list actress wanted one of her accusers to be exposed and doxed and harassed which is why they wrongfully made all of his information public instead of redacting it. Meanwhile, they would be screaming if the same thing was done to the A- list actress.

Blake Lively/Jed Wallace

Blind Item #8

The meme actor did not lack for female companionship last night without the reality star anywhere to be seen.

Blind Item #7

This A list athlete said he recently had a baby with his wife. She was never pregnant though. That part has been let out off his social media posts.

Blind Items Revealed #1

This Oscar winner/nominee is broke which is why he is doing reality television.

Mickey Rourke (and before he got fired, he admitted it)

Blind Item #6

While everyone is talking about who will be the new A++ lister, the disappearance of another A++ lister at the same time suggests they are linked. Perhaps connected to a secret society considering the color difference of their garb?

Blind Item #5

In order to get some Emmy buzz and take advantage of the current news cycle, these two actors, who played real life brothers, have been doing press together and hating it. They don't like each other.

Blind Item #4

So, now that we have the running out of money makeup guy confirming everything I wrote years ago, can we have the fashion designer also confirm so that I can reveal a whole bunch of blind items.

Blind Item #3

The alliterate one and her former? hookup partner spent part off the weekend together. There were definitely no kids around.

Blind Item #2

How to lose a nine figure deal in a day? The former football player is showing you how.

Blind Item #1

This foreign born fighter/serial sexual assaulter is just going to do a Ponzi scheme with his latest non fighting project.

Monday, April 21, 2025

Blind Items Revealed #7

April 3, 2025

No, the north of the border singer didn't hook up with the Brazilian actress/model this weekend although both sides would probably love if people thought they did and wrote about it.

Shawn Mendes/Bruna Marquezine

Blind Item #14

This permanent A list actress said her mother watched her the first time she had sex so our actress did the same thing when her oldest first had sex.

Blind Items Revealed #6

This married state A++ lister has national plans but that won't happen if he is busted with his new much younger friend.

Gavin Newsom

Blind Item #13

In discovery will we discover the A- list actress has a burner phone, or will there be a ton of calls and texts to a producer/long time friend her significant other knows nothing about.

Blind Item #12

The alliterate one has been bugging the golfer to do their challenge again since the challenge is having a second coming on social media. He said about it that she debated for a solid half hour whether she was going to wear a bra or not.

Blind Item #11

Of course the one named foreign born industry plant copied the permanent A list "singer." It is what she was told to do.

Blind Item #10

It's Hollywood. I don't think anyone really cares about a two plus decade age gap between this actor and his girlfriend. It is the fact that he was nearing 40 when he met her and she was 16 and a family friend. That is the creepy part.

Blind Item #9

Two weeks to go. Not even a stadium. It is half an arena. It is half empty. All of you know them. Who is it?

Blind Items Revealed #5

Don't believe the hype. The celebrity CEO is not opening a private club because then everyone would stake it out. Instead he uses a variety of houses to have his secret meetings and others to create more babies.

Elon Musk

Today's Blind Items - The Wigs

Whispers from the past are resurfacing, and they’re casting a long shadow over a certain global icon’s new haircare line.

Long before she became the undisputed queen of pop and launched her luxe line, there was serious tension brewing in the early days of her girl group.

According to a former member who joined during that infamous lineup shake-up, she was the only one wearing her natural hair while the rest sported weaves and wigs. But the group’s stylist, who also happened to be the lead singer’s mother, allegedly demanded she dye her hair a bold red. The singer hated it, feeling like she was being molded into a copy of the member she replaced.

The makeover didn’t stop there. She claims she and another darker-skinned member were told to tan, while the group’s lightest member (yes, that one) was spared the UV lights. Coincidence? She doesn’t think so. According to her, it was about visibility, who stood out more in the photos, not on the stage.

When her real hair began to break from over-styling and dye, she quietly brought in her own hairstylist from L.A., a move that caused noticeable friction with the group’s glam squad. The momager’s silence spoke volumes, and yes, dad was managing the whole operation. A true family business.

Now, that same pop powerhouse is championing natural textures and “honoring roots” with her sleek new haircare line. But some insiders are raising eyebrows. Is this brand about embracing authenticity, or rebranding a past that left a few strands, and people, damaged?

Your Turn

Will the new Pope be over or under the age of 70?

Blind Items Revealed #4

So, the lesson to be learned by this A list influencer is that when you call out the behavior of the former underwater superhero for being a jerk when he was being a jerk is that you get your cameo dropped from the biggest movie of the year and the former underwater superhero can continue being a jerk.

Valkyrae/Jason Momoa/Minecraft

Blind Items Revealed #3

The north of the border singer and his wife would be better off not calling the paps when they go out because it just makes things look worse. They need to work out what they need to work out and not care about getting photos out to the public.

Justin Bieber/Hailey Baldwin Bieber

Blind Items Revealed #2