Thursday, March 08, 2007

Links That Will Make You Go Hmmmm and K-Fed Messes Up Just When We Were Lovin' Him

Do you remember how K-Fed or one of his friends would always sell stories to the tabloids while he was married to Britney for a little extra money? Well he is back at it again. Not selling stories, but trying to get press coverage for his 29th birthday party. He wants $25K for basically nothing that the press cannot get for free. Come on Kevin you were doing good.

Forrest Gump gets a sequel. Forrest has lost his money and his Jenny, but he still has Captain Dan. He also gets to meet Tom Hanks.

James Tupper says he did not have sex with Anne Heche until both of their marriages were over. Uh huh.

Timbaland and Justin Timberlake want to work on new Britney Spears album.

ANS cause of death determined but will not be released until the police finish their own investigation. I think it was OJ.

Hilary Duff gets even. Better start thinking of some songs for your sister now.

Eddie Van Halen's drinking ruined the reunion for all of us. Thanks Eddie.

8 comments:

Anonymous said...

Ugh! Forrest Gump is one of my favorite movies. This is totally going to ruin it!!


On a side note, working on catching up all the way back to the beginning of Jan on here! I was totally living under a rock in Europe!!

brendalove@gmail.com said...

Back in the 80's I would have never believed I would be saying this....but Eddie Van Halen is a tool.

JB said...

An update on ANS

http://www.miamiherald.com/416/story/35197.html

'But Wednesday afternoon he got a phone call from Seminole police advising him that they have additional evidence that will postpone a public announcement by up to two weeks.

Seminole police will evaluate the materials and then pass them along to the Broward medical examiner's office.

Perper would not disclose what this additional evidence is but said it may change his results.
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And I agree NO Gump Two.

Anonymous said...

Justin must still care for Britney. ...who's ready for step-dad JT?? I am!

mngddess said...

I think Justin's a decent guy who wants to help a friend out. I don't think there's ever going to me a marriage in the future. Justin seems too smart for that....

Cyn

Anonymous said...

I knew EVH was a hard core drinker in the 80s, but I thought he had been sober for ages. Hey, wasn't there a recent BI that went something like that?

ambersumiko said...

PANAMA! PANAMA-A! Too bad, I wanted to see Van Halen sooooo badly.. hehe

Forrest Gump 2 = bad idea.

Hilary Duff: It feels like her album just came out doesn't it? Hmm she's kind of growing on me.

Anonymous said...

Kfed is such a waste of space, why o why did britney decide to procreate with that piece of shit i will never understand. during that time of her life she could have had ANY man she wanted, now look where she's at. so sad.

anyway if i was her i would have him bumped off, it would be the best money she ever spent, not like he's useful for anything.