The foreign born alliterate singer turned wannabe actress must know the guy she is sleeping with will cheat on her the first chance he gets. Is that worth the week of publicity she will get for dating a new guy? Plus, she needs money and he doesn't have any to give her.
The one named permanent A+ list celebrity had her falling out with the mogul earlier this year and it didn't take her long to hook up with the wealthy bookseller to get a bunch of money from him for programming no one will watch.
This reclusive leader of a major overseas rock band says he has no ill will towards the CEO, but it’s curious that he decided to release a hastily-mixed single as the band's first in nearly a decade, right as the recently renamed social media platform threatens the band's trademark in their home country.
Her dream was to buy a stake in the winery owned by the A list actress/director and her ex. The alliterate one can't afford it, so has set her eyes on a Santa Ynez winery she particularly loves. Well, she does love her wine.
This A list country singer always gets cranky when she is back on the bottle. Her relationship is crashing and burning too.
Miranda Lambert
It will be interesting to see if the shoe company deposes the A list alliterate reality star to see if she knows what happened to the missing funds and how much control she had over the shoe deal.
Adidas/Kim Kardashian
For the first time in a long time, this foreign born former A+ list tweener passed on the booze at a party this past week.
Justin Bieber (solidarity with the wife who isn't drinking right now?)
This religious leader is facing accusations from other men that they were abused by the leader over the past several decades. Apparently, there are about a dozen that have been talking to a reporter from a Hong Kong based news organization.
Dalai Lama
The wife of the killer actor already got the first kid out of the will. I'm not sure the point of having another child unless she just really loves saying the word ocho. I too like saying the word ocho, but only in the Dodgeball context. Quisiera ocho pepinos.
If you think this A- list actress/writer/creator/future late night show head cares about crossing picket lines to film a commercial where she will get paid big bucks bothers her, you would be wrong.
The betting markets have the blue state politician resigning before the red state politician does. I think the blue state one ends up dead before resigning.
Wait, so the kids all got poisoned while outside? Plus, the deleting a social media post that contradicted the wife's story? Plus, the child that drowned. All of this just seems, off.
Yet another person who worked closely with the pint sized actor and his then wife has come out to say it was all for show.
The former cable news head just didn't want his plans revealed because he thought he could get a better deal for the network than he will now.
Look for this billionaire to write a big check rather than to demonize a developmentally disabled woman she claims raped her as a teen. No one will do business with him any longer if this gets to the deposition stage.
It was meant as an aside or support, but what it really did was show this A- list reality star has hooked up with women despite the years of ignoring the issue.
After meeting with his ex, the girlfriend of the A list mostly movie actor had a story planted about how great she and the actor are doing. Umm, does she know about all his random hookups?
The marijuana feline doesn't care that she is dating a groomer. She didn't care before when she was dating guys who espoused violence against people they didn't like. She is always going to do her own thing. Why should she care? Everyone keeps giving her money anyway.
Doja Cat
#1 - The A list actress/director and the baby that belongs to this old permanent A list rock star.
#2 - This permanent A list singer had several children, none of whom were his biologically. He did have one biologically and gave it to his stylist to raise. They both died in a car accident.
#3 - Another actress/director in this group. She got a huge break, but also didn't want to have an abortion. She instead gave up a baby for adoption while trying to hide a pregnancy where she barely gained any weight.
#4 - This A list actress with at least one franchise had a baby via surrogate, but she and her husband refused to take the baby when it was born with birth defects.
This royal commentator had to quickly delete a social media post because there was identifying information about a royal they claim to not know.
Omid Scobie
The meme actor sure is spending a lot of time with a model he met during fashion week. The fact he is doing it 3000 miles away from the reality star kind of shows where that relationship is in the scheme of things.
Timothee Chalamet/Kylie Jenner
The Scientologist composer got a sweetheart deal and all he had to do was pay the bill and no one would be the wiser. Then, he decided he wasn't going to pay and now will have to have the whole world know how awful he is.
Danny Elfman
Despite the onslaught of new music from the wrongful death rapper taking over the fruit charts, the Disney actress/singer keeps hanging on to her spot. The same cannot be said for the A+ list singer who is barely hanging on to one song at the precipice of dropping out of the top 40. What happened to all the others?
The wealthy surfer is making a play to buy the company that is harvesting the identities of the millions of people who have turned over their biometric information. This all needs to be stopped.
The ginger haired one has a realtor looking for a place for him in Africa. Just him.
Prince Harry
The B list actor is trying to do damage control in his messy breakup, but his ex is watching the bridges burn and doesn't care. Also, the A list singer doesn't care and will just bail if things get more messy.
For a very big life event, this foreign born permanent A list singer from a permanent A list group decided to have sex in a public bathroom. Something he had not done in over a decade.
In doing a good deed, this A list actor/showrunner/producer/mogul has really taken a huge step out of the closet.
An offspring of this permanent A list actor and the former stripper turned reality star turned porn star turned celebrity are in talks to start a church together.
If you are the biggest agency in the world and want your very very high profile client to start getting some serious attention, you make a call to the streamers who always want your business. The next thing you know, the show the high profile client once starred on is setting record numbers of streams. Something it never did before.
Riddle me this. How should an artist feel if the parent company of her record label chooses to place her biggest rival on a major movie soundtrack even though said rival is signed to a rival label? Not good.
This Svengali made this A- list actor and B+ list actress put on a sex show for a crowd. He really needs some new recruits.
This former A+ list rapper doesn't want to release a new album because no one would give her any writing credits, so she won't make very much money from it.
The ex of the permanent A list actor/director/Oscar winner is now making money by taking product placement photos.
This permanent A list comic actress had her own television show which all of you know. It was her production company that owned it and lots of other shows. Even though her son was not gay, she often called him a gay slur and would tell reporters he was sleeping with men when he was not.
This A/A- list actress from an acting family says she once got a STD from this A+ list actor with whom she made multiple movies. She was married at the time.
The former late night actor is going to pretend to his girlfriend that he didn't cheat on her while in rehab.
Pete Davidson
Want to keep working on this show? Do whatever the executive in charge says and turn a blind eye to what he does. Want to work on a different show, but the same field? Don't ever say anything bad about the executive. This former actress turned reality star got a stark reminder of that when she posted something negative to social media and took it down very quickly. Everyone covers for the executive. Does he have a casting couch? Yes. Does he sexually harass subordinates? Every single day. Does he care? No he does not. Despite what has been recently said about him, he knows his job is not in danger. He produces results and deals with talent and crew and gets it all done way under budget. He is a huge profit earner for the big company and everyone knows if this show goes down, the whole industry goes down. Thousands of people would be out of work. Thousands of high paying jobs gone in a flash. There was already one downturn. They don't want extinction. There are ancillary companies that only survive because of this industry. So, whatever pushback might be normal, is not so in this case. There is no independent third party to put pressure on the executive. There are no harsh words. The survival of so many rely on them being complicit in everything bad that occurs. Things are so complicit that reporting from specific publications choose to not even mention anything about bad things that go on, let alone things that are being reported in the past week. If they did, they would be writing their own pink slips, plus they would never be allowed to interview anyone from the show he controls. It is a fiefdom made for abuse and everyone watches it happen, but are only looking out for themselves.
Do you believe the testimony in Congress that the US has alien bodies and UFO's in its possession.
The vast majority of the vocals used in this new song from the permanent A list singer are extras from the last track she did with the same singer. There was also AI involved.
Britney Spears/Will.i.am (and a few days later, he admitted it)
The rule for pretending you got sick while actually drunk, is to make sure no one actually saw you drinking. I believe the A list actor/musician now has that memo.
Johnny Depp
It took about two decades but this country is finally going to launch a program that is very similar to what the pint sized actor and A list director showed the world was going to be crime's future.
Japan/Tom Cruise/Steven Spielberg/Minority Report
This A+/A list rapper/singer has been stepping more and more out of the closet. He just feels more comfortable with men.
The state A++ lister wants campaign cash from the billionaires and love from the union members which is why he wants to settle the strikes.
The significant other of this foreign born A list mostly movie actor who stars in at least one franchise, is never supposed to discuss her relationship with the actor for fear the narrative of what he is trying to accomplish will be altered.
Zawe Ashton/Tom Hiddleston
This frozen flavoring knew what she was doing when she hired an underage girl to be sexualized in a music video. It is how she got 100% financing for the video.
This A+/A list mostly movie actor stopped dating one of his most recent "girlfriends," when she refused to do any more threesomes with the actor's best friend and the actor.
This B list actor thinks it is love with the A list singer. I doubt the love will last past the time it takes to finish filming, if that long.
The disgraced actor thinks people are going to start hiring him again. They won't. Too many people know too many people sexually assaulted by the actor to ever give him another big chance.
After his beatdown in court, the ginger haired one is more likely than not to just drop the rest of his claims. He is not going to win on any of the claims.
The revelation of separate engagements acts as a crucial gauge of public sentiment towards a potential royal divorce. The experienced PR team is working tirelessly to craft a thorough and well-thought-out strategic plan, exhaustively exploring all possibilities. If they decide to move forward with the carefully devised strategy, brace yourself for the earth-shattering announcement of not one, but two related royal divorces. A colossal scandal is on the horizon!
You can always tell when the alliterate one thinks no one is paying attention to her. The tabloids are sent dozens of product placements and endorsements of products she uses just so she can see her name in print everywhere.
This offspring of a wannabe A++ lister is running a campaign that is getting money from front organizations tied to this religious cult.
This A- list singer turned A- list actress helped finance the trafficking movie and dated/hooked up with at least one producer on the film, but her team thinks it would be a bad idea for her to bee super public about it and the A+ list friend wants nothing to do with it either.
Proving once again this film festival is awful, they have chosen to honor a child molester and a child rapist.
This former A- list actress turned escort turned actress was supposed to take a break and then film a holiday movie. Her husband doesn't want her to act any longer though.
Lindsay Lohan
A little over a decade ago, this A list actress was winning all the awards for a movie she was in. She was also really making this A list actress/sometime director angry, because our actress/director thought she gave the better performance that year. No matter what though, this A list actress kept winning. So, a few days prior to the foreign journalists giving out their awards, they had a leak on their website. They mistakenly published the winners of the awards before they were handed out. The A list actress was once again named the winner. Well, our actress/director hadn't slept with and wined and dined with those journalists over the years to have that happen. So, she demanded they do a "recount." Remember, this is all before the show even aired. The night of the show, neither the A list actress or the actress/director won. Instead, the journalists decided they needed to give it to someone other than those two so they would appear to be fair. They gave it to this foreign born A list actress who then took that momentum and won Oscar too.
This former A+ list TikTok star turned actress is really threading the needle when it comes to SAG violations and her being compensated for influencing.
Addison Rae
This A list actor/director has been ditching the paps his significant other keeps setting up for him.
Ben Affleck/Jennifer Lopez
Mainstream tabloids are just now catching up to what I told you several weeks ago about this barely there celebrity being in rehab.
Bella Hadid
Speaking of the government, this airline government guy is under pressure to retaliate against the EU wanting to charge Americans to visit.
This fading wannabe A++ lister has a bomb he wants to drop about the new riser in the polls whom he can't stand.
This disgraced YouTube star really doesn't have much money saved. She thought the easy money would last forever. OnlyFans anyone?
Colleen Ballinger
This foreign born A list mostly movie actor failed to mention all of the story when discussing a robbery at gunpoint. An argument over a drug purchase was the main impetus.
A lot is being made about a group of writers crossing the picket line as if it were big news. The same thing happened during the last strike for this particular type of show. The group that crossed last time is being replaced by the group crossing this time.
This barely there offspring of a foreign born permanent A lister is often hit on by her father's friends.
Showing a little bit of slowing, there are still tickets available in Europe for the A+ list singer a week after they went on sale.
Our favorite foreign born B+ list singer/actress wants kids with her husband. He says it will destroy their sex life, so he is a big no.
The team behind this actress/creator/producer/sister molester is trying to get the world interested in the other toy movie. It won't be happening.
This teen actor is best known for his role in a very hit streaming series. Our actor recently travelled to a location very important in his religious faith, and posted about it on the wealthy surfer's picture site. Despite the picture site having clear rules against such behavior, the actor received a deluge of hatred for his faith.
The ratings have been abysmal for this southern Housewife franchise which is why they are going to bring back the former Housewife and all her current drama. The powers that be know it will be a huge ratings boost.
Whenever you hear about how much these two co-stars from a long long long long running franchise hated each other, it does make you wonder whether one of the co-stars faked his own death.
This one named former A list singer turned having a regular job turned back to touring B+ list singer lost out on a huge endorsement deal with this A+ list design house because she surrounds herself with convicts and murderers.
There will be second and third and fourth opinions, but this offspring of a permanent A+ list athlete is not going to be able to keep playing the sport he loves. From a physical exam a few years back, this was always deemed a possibility.
This A- list singer/actress did herself no favors recently when it comes to the discussion of her using a ghost singer. It used to be just for the high notes, but now it seems like it might be for all the notes.
Selena Gomez/Julia Michaels
I don't think I have ever written about this director before. He was definitely A+ list in his genre of movies. He specialized in exploitation movies. He used to tell people if the money was right, he would do a snuff film. His movies, were basically one step removed from it. He was a money launderer for the mob and would wash their money in his movies. He also looked for financing from wherever he could get it. His favorite place to get it were mafia run bordellos or through the women they were running. Our director/producer would hear about guys who had really freaky fetishes and were also wealthy. They would be high class escorts the men were using. Our producer would approach them and say they should invest in movies. They would get a tax write off and they could live out their fetishes with an actress who would star in one of the movies. Our producer would write the fetish into the movie and let the guy read the script and then be present for the casting of the actress for the role and then let him pick. He would then sleep with the actress after he ponied up the cost of making the film. This went on for a solid decade until our producer started shooting straight porn and was blacklisted from making any movies that would be distributed in regular theatres.
This former boy bander who is not foreign born is working on secret music with the north of the border singer who had her halcyon days many years ago.
Justin Timberlake/Nelly Furtado
I know it is just pot, but technically you could call this barely there celebrity an international drug smuggler.
Gigi Hadid
Remember back a year ago when this former A list singer was accused of awful things by a family member. The singer assured us all it was all going to go away. It hasn't. It has got worse.
Ricky Martin
This A-/B+ list actor who is now single has been hanging out with the alliterate A list singer who has a bevy of sexual assault allegations against him. Apparently the two are very good friends.
Joe Manganiello/Marilyn Manson
This former Disney actress who has been trying to get out of a franchise there, is hooking up with a married A+ list producer to make that new career happen.
This A list singer both solo and in a group has blinders on when it comes to her marriage. This is the same thing that happened in her first marriage. She only is focused on herself, and has no idea her world is about to come crashing down again.
This barely there celebrity offspring is thirsty thirsty and loving that her dad is A list again. Maybe she should be quiet though about the other family member that dad hooked up with back in the day.
This former A list comic actor was in this space for trying to circumvent the writer's strike. Now, he is telling actors he can keep them safe if they come work on a project he is trying to finish.
This foreign manufactured group has not had a reunion in years, but two of the members are nearing bankruptcy and want to do a tour even if other members will skip it.
This former child actress turned tween actress turned teen actress doesn't act as much as an adult. Right now, she wants to start a new grift and get people to pay her for psychic readings.
The palace is basically leaking that the heir is going to be doing most things without his wife. They have been doing a lot of things separately as of late. The thing is though, he hooks up, but she is not allowed.
This A list director didn't let anyone really know he was putting the actor/serial sexual assaulter/Oscar winner/nominee in his movie. He wanted to give the actor a get out of jail free card because the director didn't believe the women accusing the actor.
Other than yachting, this would be the first relationship this foreign born A list model had which didn't involve being a beard.
This foreign born A- list female tennis player wants to have gender reassignment surgery, but still play as a woman.
This A- list actress started off as a teen. She is in love, but her betrothed is hooking up with a different actress.
This former Housewife who really wants back in, might be pretending to reconcile, but she is hooking up with a guy she thinks is wealthy.
This foreign born A list mostly movie actress has her first huge hit as a producer and her production company. The problem is her partner is her husband and they are not for marriage for much longer.
The reboot of this Housewives franchise is a huge success. The talk show host never thought it would be and argued against it. He is always wrong.
RHONY/Andy Cohen
The recent disappearance/death is getting a lot of publicity. It is understandable considering where it occurred. What is never discussed is the disappearance that occurred several years ago on an island. No, not an island in the Caribbean. An island where you don't need a passport though. You have to go back in time a bit. Actually at this point you have to go back about two decades. This future huge celebrity was still nothing. He did a little teaching and he was a local A+ lister. He was married and having an affair with a student. Not one of his students. She was a law school student. The affair was hot and heavy and nearly caused a divorce. The student was put in hiding and kept from the media for a couple of years. The thing though, once the big big stuff happened, the student had to be put on ice. She was given a clerk job to a judge as far away as you can be and still not need a passport. Then, she decided she hated living there and was approached by some people. She was willing to sell secrets. She then ended up dead in a "drowning."
This significant other of a permanent A lister missed a memorial because she was getting spa treatments.
Tiffany Chen/Robert De Niro
The cult that is adjacent to the A list mostly movie actor is suing a former pseudo family member of the actor. They will lose.
Odyssey Study Group/Adam Driver/Spencer Schneider
This fading alliterate reality star is still defending her serial cheating ex. Wait until she finds out who is sleeping with now.
Khloe Kardashian/Tristan Thompson
This married foreign born A+ list mostly movie actor is on pause with his new movie, but not his girlfriend.
The mouse house CEO might be in a different political party than many other billionaires, but one of the most important still wants to see his daughter become an A list actress. With a movie deal in hand for the daughter he has been pushing his like minded billionaire friends to find a different A++ list candidate other than the mouse house enemy.
With his retirement from touring, this foreign born permanent A list singer doesn't need to worry about fans hating him for supporting the disgraced A list actor and all of his sex assault allegations.
Elton John/Kevin Spacey
This A list designer turned reality star turned designer already was skeletal. At this point, the weight loss drug is just hastening death.
If he wasn't able to trademark his kids initials, good luck to the celebrity CEO and trademarking a letter.
Because of the insurance company payout on the movie he was filming, you will never hear the real story about what happened to the A list comic/actor/singer.
The alliterate one is looking for a place near to the billionaire she is interested in for financing, and maybe more.
Police recently acted on a tip regarding DNA evidence on a long long unsolved A+ list celebrity murder.
The marijuana feline doesn't care about trashing her fans because she knows they think it is all a game. She just wants their money. She doesn't care about them.
This A list singer who is not foreign born but sings in a foreign language is going to sue his celebrity best friend after the best friend advised the singer to get out of an investment. The celebrity best friend then secretly bought the divested investment and tripled his money.
The long long long time girlfriend of this permanent A list singer/former actress recently passed away.
This foreign born A list comic/sometime actor/sometime host was paid for a recent interview he did for a very high profile guest.
Speaking of drinking, this A list actor/director supposedly removed the bar from his office, but visitors say it is still there and in frequent use.
If you are now just learning that every journalist hates this film/Broadway actor, then wait until you hear what his co-stars have to say about him.
Ben Platt
This A list NBA player is going to have to get a permanent restraining order against the porn star. I think Misery is her favorite book.
Zion Williamson/Moriah Mills
The guy who owns all the trades and is on the side of management should definitely not be reminded of the time he was arrested for peeing on a woman.
Jay Penske/Chairman and CEO of Penske Media Corporation
This former cult follower is set to move in with a movie producer and a ghost writer. The wheels are in motion to get as much out of her as quickly as possible.
Leslie Van Houten/Manson Family
Speaking of teams, this A+ list mostly movie actor could use his team right now because he is definitely the bad guy from his former relationship and apparently he is drinking again, and doing so publicly. Isn't that what caused the domestic violence in the first place.
Speaking of teams being "sources," this foreign born former A list boy bander turned A list solo artist is playing the same game for a new relationship, but it has more to do with branding and endorsement dollars than anything else.
The Oscar winner/nominee starring in the lesser box office bonanza of a movie this weekend, has his team as "sources" for his new romance and the ending of his old one.
