Blind Item #17

This A- list foreign born actor is currently filming a new show north of the border for a streaming service. Several parents have called him out for creepy behavior. It seems that our actor has a dog which he has named after a Disney princess. That always gets the kids in closer and he gets super close even when parents are near. That is the number one red flag. I mean, sure a white panel van with no windows is the highest on the list. Got it. Some random man offering the kid ice cream if they go for a ride, got it. But, other than that, any grown man that has a dog named after a Disney character, especially a princess is just screaming this guy is a sex offender. Keep your kid a long way away.

Blind Item #16 - The Lies

So, let me tell you a story. Buster is not really involved in this one because the origin story was slightly before her time. However, she was there for the ending which she said was like the ending of whatever crazy slapstick comedy you can think of. Although, everyone in the UK will know who Buster is, most of the rest of the world will not, which is why I gave her an American name that of course is a clue.

Anyway, so yesterday we talked about the billionaire and his demands. Back before Buster became involved with the billionaire, he was involved with the alliterate one. One of the questions I get asked a lot is how did the whole alliterate one relationship with the actor/director happen? It seems out of left field.

Well, I am glad you asked. The relationship between the alliterate one and the wife of the actor/director is just a story concocted by publicists knowing that Kneepads would never dare to ask a follow-up question or dig too deep into a story that made zero sense.

The story is they were introduced by a mutual friend. 100% true. Absolutely. The question no one asks is who is the mutual friend. The mutual friend is the actor/director. See, a lot of people don't know that the actor/director and the billionaire are best buddies. The actor and the trainer might have been the face of a popular brand, but it was the billionaire who financed the whole thing. The billionaire made the actor/director have a shot at a billion. 

Back in the day, the actor/director was going through D listers and cocktail waitresses like he was Prince Harry at a Vegas bar. The billionaire introduced him to the alliterate one and they hooked up a few times, but the actor/director likes them super trashy and the alliterate one just was not quite trashy enough. I know, I know. So, he ended up with a C lister who he had seen on television and wanted to f**k. 

Meanwhile, the alliterate one is still in his life because of the billionaire and the clubs and yes, the alliterate one was at one party at the lake. No, it was not the one where the sixteen year old teen went missing after being used all night. Just need to make that clear. When the actor/director broke up with the C lister because she wanted to get married and have kids with her ex, our actor/director hooked up with the alliterate one again before he decided he needed to get his act together and got with his current wife who lets him do what he wants and they pretend to love each other while she spends his money.

So, when the alliterate one moves overseas, the tabloids connect them but it had been the actor/director. You will notice that the lovey dovey get along stories are very very very short lived. Buster was there the night that the wife found out that the actor/director hooked up with the alliterate one several times over the years and started screaming at him in multiple languages and said no one better ever find out. Ruh oh. 

Blind Item #15

This foreign member of the two-color group reportedly wants a sexier concept for her next album, but religious authorities in her home country have warned her against it and pressured her to do more to represent her roots.

She’s reportedly unhappy about it, feeling she has already done more than enough to promote her country. She’s also been avoiding going back to her home country for years because she’s afraid of dealing with those authorities, usually returning only when work requires it.

Despite her avoiding it, the authorities have allegedly kept tabs on her by contacting her mother.

Recently, she’s been going back more often due to her father’s health issues.

Blind Item #14

This former Cinderella actress somehow thinks she had a better voice than the north of the border permanent A list singer. Don't do drugs kids. 

Blind Item #13

This major religious figure's desire for a paradigm shift is the main reason these opposition influencers are consolidating under one big steeple. This could be a terrifying full circle, inspired by the major shift that happened under another patriarch who shared his name almost a thousand years ago.

Blind Item #12

After the buzz about the hockey player actor and his coke use, he wanted to try and keep it hidden, but his ego doesn't allow him to stay inside at night. He likes the attention which means everyone sees him doing it. 

Blind Item #11

This former A++ lister was going to take a vacation with his mistress overseas, but had to settle for the island state. Meanwhile, his wife continues to trash him every chance she gets. 

Blind Item #10

This very old permanent A list singer is being scammed by her husband and her son. They are competing to see who can exploit her the most.