Saturday, March 02, 2019

Blind Items Revealed #6

February 18, 2019

The first thing this former A list mostly television actress from multiple hit network shows does when she gets back with her on again off again boyfriend is use. So, he is back in her life which means the whole process is going to begin again and maybe this time she won't get out with her life. She has been really lucky so far.

Heather Locklear

Blind Items Revealed #5

February 23, 2019

With the feds about to crack down on payola to some of the biggest radio stations/conglomerates in the country, suddenly the stations/conglomerates stopped taking the money and songs that were expected to be hits are dying because they suck and no one is forced to play them. That A+ list singer/writer and A list rapper's recent effort together is one of those that died.

Bruno Mars/Cardi B

Blind Item #8

Every other week or so, this disgraced director has been staying at the home of this closeted A- list former MTV actor.

Blind Item #7

I told you last week that this former A list mostly television actor from a now defunct hit cable show was back on the bottle. He was even more messy at an event late this week.

Blind Item #6

To keep him from being accused of sexual harassment by various really young women he is always hitting on, this older A-/B+ list actor who is an Oscar winner/nominee was provided with a barely legal teen by his daughter. The daughter also pays the teen's salary.

Blind Item #5

This permanent A list athlete in his corner of the athletic world told his celebrity significant other that she was gaining some weight. He did it in front of a waiter at a restaurant.

Blind Items Revealed #4

February 23, 2019

Several people pulling out of parking spaces at the mall were a little upset at the delay caused by the foreign born A- list mostly movie actress and her singer husband. The actress was trying to stage the perfect kiss for a photographer and it took several tries and a good five minutes to get it right.

Priyanka Chopra/Nick Jonas

Blind Items Revealed #3

February 22, 2019

This A/A- list mostly movie comic actress passed by several homeless people last night on her way into an event and gave each person several hundred dollars.

Tiffany Haddish

Blind Items Revealed #2 - Mr. X

February 22, 2019

What comedienne who is on the comeback trail as of late was overheard at a pre Oscars party saying that she was approached to host this years Oscars ceremony? She turned them down saying that a dying relative is her top priority at the moment. She then said if they ask her to host next year, she'll definitely consider it.

Kathy Griffin

Blind Items Revealed #1

February 22, 2019

This foreign born permanent A list mostly movie actress who is an Academy Award winner/nominee has never really spoken out about #MeToo because she doesn't like people discussing her long time relationship with a man nearly in his 30's when she was just 15.

Kate Winslet

Blind Item #4

This permanent A++ list celebrity and her best friend are doing the bidding of the A++ list mogul when it comes to all of the recent statements the celebrity and her friend have been releasing. 

Blind Item #3

This former A/A- list mostly movie actress took a wrong turn in her career and it crashed. She is trying to revive it, but will probably be doing it without her significant other because of the affair she had.

Blind Item #2

This serial woman beating A- list singer all of you know is so drug dependent now that he is doing them openly in front of dozens of people in public places.

Blind Item #1

That real estate deal by that A list rapper, which I told you was a sham just before year end, unraveled during a period of time when I am forbidden from discussing such matters.    The tabloids are lying when they say the A list rapper lost a big deposit, because he never submitted a bid.  He actually made a relatively small amount of money.  He was paid by the owner who is trying to sell - the whole thing was a plan to get a lot of press & drum up interest.

Friday, March 01, 2019

Blind Item #14

It would be really awkward if this A- list reality star discovered one of the people her serial cheating rapper boyfriend has hooked up with.

Blind Item #13

The drunken pawing of this foreign born permanent A list model by this follicly challenged permanent A list mostly movie actor who is an Academy Award winner/nominee while out of the country at an event was embarrassing to watch, and so uncomfortable. 

Blind Item #12

This B- list mostly television actress has a new show that looks great but most of you (and me) will never watch because you won't be able to find the channel. I believe she just turned 30 or close to it. Anyway, she plays a 15 year old better than a 15 year old and she makes a ton of money from producers who have fetishes about having sex with young teens. Her issue is that several of them have also hired young teens to be on their shows or in their movies and she worries for the safety of those teens.

Blind Item #11

I don't know if this foreign born A-/B+ list alliterate singer is still dating the A+/A list actor or not but she did hook up with a guy this week who was not the actor.

Blind Item #10

This oft troubled offspring of a permanent A list mostly movie actor who is an Academy Award winner/nominee is using the name of his dad to try and get loans for a film which will never be made.

Blind Item #9

At least the permanent A+ list rapper waited until his permanent A+ list wife left for the evening before he hooked up with a celebrity offspring.

Blind Items Revealed #5

February 22, 2019

Apparently even her husband had no idea this alliterate former actress turned A+ list celebrity was going to use a private jet for her recent trip.

Meghan Markle/Prince Harry

Four For Friday - The Coverup

Back in the day there was a murder. It involved an actor who was probably B+ list at the time, but everyone knew him. Solid character actor. Everyone knew he did it, but kept giving him work. Not as much, but enough to keep him going. The actor ended up killing himself right before the police were going to arrest him again after new evidence was given to them. What was the new evidence? A witness to the murder. One who had stayed silent for several years about the murder because the person thought they would be charged too. For years after the murder, the witness had huge drinking and drug issues because of it. The stress was killing them so they finally went to the police. How had this person been a witness? She had been there the night of the killing having sex with the actor. Who is the witness? A B+ list actress who was more famous then, but all of you know. All of you.

Your Turn

Which one is best?

Tuna Salad
Chicken Salad
Egg Salad

Blind Items Revealed #4

February 21, 2019

This three named actress who is barely in her 20's is already botoxed. She could barely move her face at a screening a couple of nights ago.

Chloe Grace Moretz

Blind Items Revealed #3

February 21, 2019

It seems that this former A- list mostly television actress who has become much more famous since reducing her acting to almost zero has made up with the film/music/tabloid conglomerate because she was partying with their European CEO last night.

Rose McGowan/Warner Brothers

Blind Items Revealed #2

February 21, 2019

This A+ list singer might want to check in with that foreign born DJ she dated because he was drinking a bit much last night at an after party and was talking smack about the A+ lister.

Taylor Swift/Calvin Harris

Blind Item #8

This actress is probably A- list. She starred on two long running shows simultaneously at one point last year, but is more well known for the network show she has been on forever. I mean a long time. Anyway, her long time boyfriend has been cheating on her while she has been promoting a few of her projects.

Blind Item #7

This former A+ list reality star said several racist things directed towards a comic this week at an event.

Blind Items Revealed #1

February 21, 2019

This former A+ list boxer turned celebrity had almost a kilo of coke stolen from him by two women he hired for the night to tie him up and beat him.

Oscar De La Hoya

Blind Item #6

This former tween actress turned oft engaged/married B+ list mostly television actress is sleeping with her much older onscreen relative who is married in real life.

Blind Item #5

This former A- list mostly television actor from back in the day that all of you know, is going to four or five red carpets a night. Not for publicity but to try and find women he hasn't hit on.

Blind Item #4

An accuser of the disgraced A list dual threat actor wants to drop the charges against the actor but is being pressured by prosecutors to stay the course.

Blind Item #3

Once the season of this network reality mainstay ends, there are at least two men who are going to come forward and share their sexual experiences with the star of the show.

Blind Item #2

This financial backer of the sex cult has no intention to ever come back to the US because she knows she will be arrested. In fact, she is going to move from her current country to one a little less friendly with the US.

Blind Item #1

Yesterday afternoon, this CEO announced changes which would result in thousands of workers losing their jobs.  At the time, the CEO was not at his company's offices.  He was at his mansion a few hundred miles away.  He wouldn't even tell the press how many workers were being affected.  The guy just doesn't care about people.

Thursday, February 28, 2019

Blind Item #14

This aging A-/B+ list comic actor has a new show that is getting some buzz. At an event this week he left his girlfriend home. The girlfriend is younger than one of his daughters.

Blind Item #13

This A list mostly movie actor and his A-/B+ list actress ex made sure a pap was around to capture their meeting because they both know it will make the tabloids and give them some publicity.

Blind Item #12

This permanent A+ list mostly movie actress is still with her husband, despite telling him last year that one of their children was fathered by a different man.

Blind Item #11

I think the foreign born very wealthy always willing to have sex with a D lister is finally realizing the guy she is with, only cares about himself and getting as much as he can for himself. He cheats on her and doesn't care because he knows he has a child support in the millions coming if they ever split.

Blind Item #10

This foreign born not anymore just a one hit wonder is not making any money off the new hit song though because she is in debt to the record company and also hooked up with three or four guys just to get the song made.

Blind Item #9

This former A list Disney actress turned B+ list out of Disney actress is beloved in the Disney universe. This week she was doing lines of coke off another woman's bare stomach at an after party.

Blind Items Revealed #5

February 21, 2019

It was just like the old days for this former A+ list reality star as she was hoovering up the coke. As far as I know though, she was not trading it for butt sex this time around.

Paris Hilton

Today's Blind Items - The Killer

The change in this person from even a couple years ago is frightening. I guess playing a part in a death will do that. This foreign born alliterate former A list model/host is now basically living with the man who did the actual killing and according to a couple of friends, she has asked to go with him when he has been following others that are being targeted for violence. She claims she has not been with him during any actual killings but did watch him beat a man who owed a great deal of money to someone and then had sex with him in the car after. 

Your Turn

A food you have tried once and will never try again.

Blind Items Revealed #4

February 21, 2019

Our favorite foreign born B+ list singer/actress hooked up with this former A- list mostly television actor who really does not do as much on camera stuff together. I'm shocked that with as many people as each has been with that this was the first time they had hooked up. I do know that his singing ex is not the biggest fan of the foreign born singer/actress.

Rita Ora/Wilmer Valderrama/Demi Lovato

Blind Items Revealed #3

February 21, 2019

Interesting that the most recent statement from the alliterate talk show host came from herself and not her husband masquerading as the host. Hopefully she finally realized she needs to dump him.

Wendy Williams

Blind Items Revealed #2

February 20, 2019

This B+ list mostly television actress was on a very hit cable show for its entire run. Despite her belief that all women should be heard in the #MeToo movement she chooses to ignore/not believe any of the numerous accusations about her former boss and just last night was partying and making sure he knew she was always available to work with him.

Christina Hendricks/Matthew Weiner

Blind Item #8

It make sense that the drug addicted former A+ list reality star from back in the day everyone knows likes hooking up with the A-/B+ list rapper who always has the best drugs.

Blind Item #7

One of the parents of this former MTV star wants to file paperwork to get custody of their grandchild but is afraid of being cut off financially so has done nothing, despite them knowing the grandchild is in danger.

Blind Items Revealed #1

February 20, 2019

Account being hacked for this alliterate former almost A- list mostly movie actress all of you know is code for I was wasted on a million drugs and spoke what was on my mind, but hey, at least I didn't try and kidnap children this time.

Lindsay Lohan

Blind Item #6

This permanent A list mostly movie actor that everyone on earth knows is about to have some very serious allegations leveled against him by several people who claim he sexually assaulted/harassed them.

Blind Item #5

This former tween actress/singer turned talk show host is trying to come up with a side gig so she can leave her husband. He doesn't have the income she wants. I think she forgets he spent what was left of his fortune on her.

Blind Item #4

My favorite three named singer/ingenue needs rehab and her latest significant other is not helping things.

Blind Item #3

Right now they are saying nothing, but prosecutors in this case involving the actor/singer from the hit network show are weighing dropping all the charges against the actor/singer because they are not sure they can make them stick.

Blind Item #2

If this A/A- list singer/actress expected everyone to come out and stick up for her, she was mistaken. Everyone knows about her drug problem and the way she is when she is on a bender. 

Blind Item #1

Apparently this A- list mostly movie actor stopped paying the monthly expenses of his boyfriend, so the boyfriend split for someone who would,

Wednesday, February 27, 2019

Blind Item #14

The show is coming back, but every cent of pay this former A- list mostly television actress turned reality star makes is going to be garnished unless she gets tricky with how she gets paid. 

Blind Item #13

This former A list mostly movie actress turned A list mostly movie director was cuddling with a woman who is not her wife. 

Blind Item #12

This very very wealthy foreign born reality star from multiple shows who also has celebrity offspring was all set to cheat on his girlfriend again when he noticed paps swarming the place he was going to meet thew newest mistress. He took off in his car leaving her behind.

Blind Item #11

This B+ list mostly television actress all of you know who has been on multiple network hits says she quit her most recent show. She was fired. Not the first time the actress has been fired.

Blind Item #10

This foreign born mostly television actress has been around for decades. She has had big roles on multiple network shows over the years and is always cast as the "hot exotic woman." She has been married a long time but is splitting after she caught her husband cheating with a pro tennis player.

Blind Item #9

The ratings were good enough for another season of the low cost syndicated show, but no one wanted to work with the A list host any longer who also hosts other shows on radio and television. 

Blind Items Revealed #5

February 20, 2019

This money laundering streaming service is putting Harvey to shame. No, they are not having their executives jerk off into potted plants, but they are spending four times the budget of a movie to make sure they win Best Picture for a movie most people have never seen.

Netflix/Roma (It didn't work, but they picked up several other wins)

Today's Blind Items - Creeper

Two nights ago while out of the country, this B+ list model who is the celebrity offspring of at least one permanent A lister was drinking a bit. OK, so a lot. She says that when she was growing up she was molested several times and always felt that perhaps a family member allowed it to happen, or at least didn't try to make any efforts to stop it. She also said that this permanent A+A list mostly movie actor walked in on her showering several times when she was a tween and in her early teens and apparently did the same to another family member.

Your Turn

Do you think there will still be people on Earth when the Sun destroys it?

Blind Items Revealed #4

February 20, 2019

I have called her a Russian spy. She would deny it. She recently moved to Los Angeles with her convict husband who many of you would know. She has become obsessed with star f**king and her husband is being tossed to the side.

Simona Mangiante/George Papadopoulos

Blind Items Revealed #3

February 20, 2019

This CEO was pretty wasted the other night. Lawyers stopped him from doing any more damage.

Elon Musk

Blind Items Revealed #2

February 20, 2019

Despite indications to the contrary, this former A list mostly movie actor does not feel the least bit sorry about his behavior.

Kevin Spacey

Blind Item #8

For $1500, this former MTV star orally serviced a man in a restaurant bathroom while her kid(s) were eating dinner.

Blind Item #7

Apparently, this husband of a Housewife is most likely going to either win his appeal or at least remain free on bond for a year while the appeal is heard which is going to make the marriage interesting to say the least.

Blind Items Revealed #1

February 19, 2019

Back in the day this actor was A+ list. Mostly movies. He had a franchise that was long running and one that was shorter. Comic actor. He also had one of the first really funny viral videos. Anyway, some people recognized him last night and he signed and posed for photos and it almost seemed like he was going to invite everyone to dinner with him because he was so happy about being recognized.

Steve Guttenberg

Blind Item #6

This morning show/news co-co-co-co anchor likes to talk a good game about stopping sex abuse and says the right things, but when it comes to actions, she refuses to say a word against this A+++ list mogul. There she was with her best friend laughing it up again on one of his properties.

Blind Item #5

I'm not sure why no one in the media let this former reality star and his former reality star partner get away with just glowing coverage of a life event announcement this weekend and fail to mention what a deadbeat dad scumbag one of them is. 

Blind Item #4

This pious former A list teen television actor turned B list adult actor who comes from an acting family is casting couch women for a role that doesn't exist yet. I'm sure his wife is thrilled.

Blind Item #3

After hooking up with someone who just looked underage, this former A+ list mostly movie actor is hooking up with women who are underage in this country and most countries. The most recent was 16.

Blind Item #2

This mogul/host/producer had to bid adieu to another beard. She just wasn't into it any longer. She lasted awhile, but wasn't getting anything out of it other than a paycheck. He refused to really help her advance her career. 

Blind Item #1

This former A- list tween/teen singer was being shadowed/trailed/watched by the woman he called his girlfriend. She was doing it because she was being paid by the former A+ list teen actor. When he stopped paying, the woman walked away.

Tuesday, February 26, 2019

Blind Item #14

The world's most intelligent foreign born A list model is hooking up with the disgraced former head of a network.

Blind Item #13

Well, if this A+/A list mostly movie actor is really dating that foreign born alliterate singer, she might want to know he tried to get a flight attendant to hook up with him in a restroom on the plane in which he was riding. 

Blind Item #12

This PR guy/reality star was given a warning by police last week when he was caught in a car getting orally serviced by another man.

Blind Item #11

This B/B- list mostly movie actress who has a decent role in the latest installment of this horror franchise that had to move their release date was threatening a guy with a knife at a party last night.

Blind Item #10

This foreign born A- list mostly movie actor is an Academy Award winner/nominee. He is always cheating on his actress wife. He talked about her last night on a show and still took someone he met at the show back to his hotel.

Blind Item #9

This foreign born model/actress has made plans to move out of the country with her child, but apparently the A+ list mostly movie actor is thinking to have her hang around another month which is going to cost her financially. 

Blind Items Revealed #5

February 19, 2019

Congrats to the barely there celebrity who is a sibling to an A lister. She celebrated his sobriety while not being able to make it a day herself.

Frankie Grande/Ariana Grande

Today's Blind Items - Messed Up

I was going to use a stronger word in the title because this is something that blew my mind. There have always been rumors about it, but this past week, one of the participants admitted to me it happened. The person who told it to me is a permanent B list mostly movie actress who is a celebrity offspring and has celebrity offspring too. Way back in the day when she was barely legal, she seduced a female friend who was not even a teenager and gave her the first sexual experience of her life. For the second sexual experience of her life, she had the tween join our actress and the tween's dad in a threesome.

Your Turn

First video game system you owned.

Blind Items Revealed #4

February 19, 2019

As many others have before, this Teen Mom is threatening to quit. Just like every other but one (who might still come back because it is easier money than earning money on her back) she will be back. They are all addicted to the money and can't earn even a fraction of it doing a regular job. Plus, someone has to pay the legal fees she is going to have.

Jenelle Evans

Blind Items Revealed #3

February 19, 2019

This former A+ list mostly movie actor turned trouble getting work turned A- list mostly television actor who also does a ton of commercials is filming a new show overseas. He hates it. While the rest of the cast mingles with visitors to the set, our actor hops into a SUV he bought with his own funds and has someone drive him to his trailer fifteen minutes away where he stays until he is needed for the next shot even if he only has time to be in his trailer for five minutes before heading back.

Rob Lowe

Blind Items Revealed #2

February 19, 2019

This money laundering streaming service is doing exactly as I told you they would do several months ago. No matter how successful a series is, they are getting rid of the entire universe of this comic company.

Netflix/Marvel

Blind Item #8

Apparently this former A+ list golfer is also caught up in the prostitution sting that nabbed an NFL owner.

Blind Item #7

This disgraced A- list actor had an Oscar viewing party and it was black tie only. Yes, only wearing a black tie and nothing else but a Speedo.

Blind Items Revealed #1

February 19, 2019

As I told you before, this alliterate former actress turned A+ list celebrity was going to have a baby shower no matter what. She couldn't have one in the country where she lives no matter how much she fought for it because they are frowned upon for her status in life, so she traveled thousands of miles for one. I'm sure part of the gifts will be all kinds of drugs for when she can take them after the birth.

Meghan Markle

Blind Item #6

This Oscar hero has been sexting his ex for the past month even though she is in a relationship with someone new.

Blind Item #5

This former Housewife trashed a hotel room she was staying in for an appearance when she heard about one of her former cast mates getting her own show. She has some issues which is one of the reasons she is a former Housewife.

Blind Item #4

This UFC star has a girlfriend who is twice his age. Apparently they are on the outs.

Blind Item #3

This former tweener turned A- list adult singer is trying to get pregnant because she thinks that will keep her sober.

Blind Item #2

This half of a former A list acting duo who really could never act is footing the bill for her latest boyfriend who always seems to have another project for her to finance.

Blind Item #1

The abused ex knows what is up with the A+ list mostly movie actor which is why she said what she said about his "relationship" with the A- list singer/actress.

Monday, February 25, 2019

Blind Item #48 - Oscars

This foreign born A- list model/celebrity offspring is only that famous because of who people think she is dating. Last night she told a story about how once when she was 8 or 9 a man stayed at the house and had sex with her actress/model mom. A decade later the offspring had sex with him but didn't know it was the same man until after sex. 

Blind Item #47 - Oscars

This foreign born A list song producer was yelling at this A/A- list singer/actress because he thinks she is going to die like Amy Winehouse, not that he ever helped Amy when he had the chance.

Blind Item #46 - Oscars

This foreign born A- list mostly television lead actress from a show that is 50/50 for renewal right now really shouldn't be doing coke like she was in front of industry people last night. That renewal chance might go right out the window.

Blind Item #45 - Oscars

As I have been saying for a couple of months, this foreign born married acting couple consisting of two A- listers are in trouble marriage wise. Last night, their actions just kind of showed everyone else what is going on.

Blind Item #44 - Oscars

This female MMA presenter was with the guy she has been with since cheating on her husband, but was really going hard for this permanent A list mostly movie actor who is an Academy Award winner/nominee.

Blind Item #43 - Oscars

This foreign born permanent A- list mostly movie actor is old. He knows there is a time coming very soon where some of the boys he mentored in theatre are going to come forward and accuse him of molesting/assaulting them. 

Blind Item #42 - Oscars

Fairly sure hell froze over, because these two A++ list legends who once performed together in an A++ list group were hanging out and laughing even more than they did before they had their falling out which lasted decades.

Blind Item #41 - Oscars

This B list actress has a small role in a rapidly expanding franchise and a failed television show in her resume. She is very religious and rarely drinks. She got drunk last night and some guy was for sure going to rape her if he had been allowed to take her home like he wanted. He was skeezy. Luckily, an actress the spy didn't know, volunteered to cut short her night to take home the actress.

Blind Item #40 - Oscars

This foreign born permanent A list athlete is closeted, and is very sensitive to anything that might be an outing. She has to follow strict protocols to make her foreign sponsors happy and her financial backers, both of whom are men and force her to have sex with them. Anyway, a fan approached her at a viewing party and started asking whether our athlete is gay or straight and there were people around. Our actress smiled and got out of there quickly.

Blind Item #39 - Oscars

This B- list actress/celebrity finally is getting some acting gigs. In the past, she has always been known as an actor's girlfriend more than anything else. Anyway, she almost got kicked out of a viewing party yesterday because she was so wasted on pills that people were worried for her safety.

Blind Item #38 - Oscars

This former A- list singer/reality star who has just never recovered after a huge stumble, looked amazing last night but her husband was openly hitting on other women and saying they should come back to the house some time.

Blind Item #37 - Oscars

This married out of work former A- list franchise movie actress turned show killer won't be invited back to this big time viewing party any time soon. She bugged the host about his cocktail choices and things should have been vegan and was just horrible.

Blind Item #36 - Oscars

This former reality star turned celebrity turned reality star turned celebrity turned author is probably A- list and all of you know who she is. She was at a viewing party and was asking people to donate to some charity. Pretty sure the charity is her bank account. She was very very vague about what it did.

Blind Item #35 - Oscars

Very rare to see this A list actress/director who can seemingly do it all be anywhere with her husband, but there he was. Most of the time, they don't even live in the same house.

Blind Item #34 - Oscars

This permanent A list mostly movie actress was asked to not attend a couple of parties because her ex might be there and apparently these parties chose sides. To save some face, our actress made it seem as if she had work on the opposite coast.

Blind Item #33 - Oscars

This foreign born B+ list dual threat actor who has a movie franchise but is probably more known for a doctor show that recently went off the air was trying to keep calm, but was heroin sick and looked awful at a party last night.

Blind Item #32 - Oscars

This foreign born A- list mostly television actor on a hit cable show walked away from a hit show. He told his wife he had a meeting yesterday morning, but was really hooking up with a makeup person from the show.

Blind Item #31 - Oscars

An interesting addendum to the party mentioned in #30 is that an invited guest who is a dual threat actress and a television host sneaked in a celebrity mother/daughter duo who share a similar background to the actress.

Blind Item #30 - Oscars

This permanent A+ list singer solo and in a group was assured multiple times by her permanent A+ list husband that the foreign born permanent A+ list singer would not be invited to a party last night. She was though, and showed up. 

Blind Item #29 - Oscars

A lot of buzz last night that this celebrity offspring/frequent rehab attendee of a permanent A++ lister got married to the abusive boyfriend who nearly killed her with bad drugs a few months ago. On purpose.

Blind Item #28 - Oscars

Speaking of arranged marriages, this very recent one was in stark contrast to people mentioned in #27. The couple in this item did not do much PDA, but you can tell they really do like, if not love each other, just that there won't ever be any consummation of the marriage. 

Blind Item #27 - Oscars

Except for a couple of posed photos inside and out, everyone who saw this foreign born A- list actress and her singer husband said she treated the husband as a nuisance more than someone she wanted to be with. 

Blind Item #26 - Oscars

This permanent A list Oscar winning/nominated director almost came to blows with someone who works for the Academy itself.

Blind Item #25 - Oscars

Speaking of yachting, this musician sounding mostly internet famous celebrity who is always up for fun for the night or a week or a month was really trying to convert this alliterate A- list network actor into a sale.

Blind Item #24 - Oscars

This former network reality star turned B+ list mostly television actress NOT named Katharine McPhee really needs to cut back on the fillers which are adding ten years to her real age and also should stop trying to openly yacht guys at parties. 

Blind Item #23 - Oscars

This former Oscar nominee/winner and this A- list mostly television actress dutifully avoided this one named singer who was at the same party. Sides have been chosen.

Blind Item #22 - Oscars

This A- list presenter last night is closeted to the general public but she was all over her female companion at multiple parties last night.

Blind Item #21 - Oscars

This A+ list singer actually sent out a press release to make sure outlets included the fact that there was "significant" or "lots" or "extensive" PDA with her boyfriend.

Blind Item #20 - Oscars

This long time collaborator with the disgraced director was a winner/nominee last night and doesn't believe the director did anything wrong. 

Blind Item #19 - Oscars

This probable Presidential hopeful was doing the hard sale on getting contributions last night at every event he attended. 

Blind Item #18 - Oscars

This married A list showrunner/writer/director is cheating on her husband.

Blind Item #17 - Oscars

This should be disgraced A- list host and his celebrity wife had to pull a hasty retreat at a party last night when he was confronted by a woman who accused him of harassing her at a comic-con last year.

Blind Item #16 - Oscars

This foreign born A/A- list mostly movie actor is closeted. He has a franchise and a huge biopic coming soon. His beard was trashed last night and the actor was petrified she would spill the beans.

Today's Blind Items - The Life And Times Of Timmy

It has been almost a dozen years since I first posted this blind item about the craziest Oscar surprise ever. You can read the other hints and parts by clicking on the Timmy label. If you click the link above you can see the original post and the 300+ comments.

I don't remember the first time I met JJ. It just seemed like from the first day I started at my first position he was there. It seems like he has always said he is retired, but at the same time it seems like he always has a piece of every project. JJ is pushing 90 if he isn't there already. He started in the business when he was a kid doing gofer work and his career rise has matched the rise of films through their infancy all the way to the present day. He knows everyone and for those few people he doesn't know, they certainly know him.

I've always told him he needs to write a book about his life and times and let future generations have an insight into his life and what he has seen. I get the feeling he has, although he hasn't ever confirmed it. Maybe he is waiting to publish it after he dies. I don't know.

With what I do now I don't come into contact with JJ much anymore on a professional basis but I always stay in touch on a personal basis. Every other month or so we get together for brunch and I get entertained for a few hours. I'm not sure what JJ gets out of it except for some company and some free food. Somehow I think I'm getting the better part of the deal.

This past Sunday the conversation turned towards an event he had hinted at previously, but had never really finished the story and I took the opportunity this time to get the answers I wanted.

All I will say about these events are they happened within the past 50 years and only about ten people know the whole story.

Timmy was a gay man at a time when gay men were treated miserably, not only in Hollywood but in the rest of the country as well. Timmy's homosexuality was compounded by the fact that he was very slightly built, had very pale features and a skin condition that prevented much hair growth on his body.

What Timmy had going for him was a personality that wouldn't quit and a way of capturing an audience whether one person, five hundred or through film that was unlike anything most people had seen previously.

Timmy grew up in the Northeast in a small town where he really and truly didn't fit in. At some point he knew he wanted to be an actor and began performing in theatres across the country. He would stick in a city long enough to work in some plays and shows and then move on when he heard of another opportunity in a bigger town or for more money somewhere else. Each of these moves pushed him further and further west to his ultimate destination in Hollywood.

When he first arrived in LA, the studio system was still going strong and most performers were tied to a studio for many years. They would often work on several films simultaneously and often share accommodations with other performers of the same level who also worked at the same studio.

Timmy worked often, but nothing more than a few lines here or there and spent a great deal of time in the "chorus" sections of musicals which were still fairly popular. To supplement his income Timmy began performing in local theatre productions. One night the lead actress was unable to perform and there was no understudy. A sold out audience was going to be sent home unless something was done.

Enter Timmy. With the audience none the wiser, Timmy performed the entire two hour show as the lead actress and received a standing ovation. He was brilliant and there was even a review in the paper which talked about this understudy who was even better than the regular actress.

As good as Timmy was, it was only for one night, and he went back to his regular role the next night. Timmy was excited about the possibilities the night before had held though and the response he received was never far from his mind.

After another year working at the studio without getting much further than bit parts, Timmy decided to do something which would put him in the spotlight. When his studio contract ended he basically reversed his original trek to LA and began performing in small town theatres again, but this time as a woman.

Timmy traveled and did the theatre route for almost two years while building up a resume and a background for his new persona. When he finally felt as if he had it down, Timmy returned to Hollywood. This time as a woman.

From his very first screen test as a woman, Timmy was destined to become a star. Timmy was initially given meaty supporting roles and moved into an apartment with two other women who worked at the studio. One of those women was JJ's wife. There was just no way for Timmy to keep his masculinity a secret in such close quarters and so the two women became Timmy's confidantes and helped him whenever possible.

Over the next two years, Timmy worked steadily as a woman and kept getting better and better roles. He was very rarely the lead, but in memorable role he was cast as the lead opposite a very closeted A list at the time actor who also remained single for his entire life. The two began a relationship which was always kept quiet but lasted for many years.

Shortly after Timmy was cast as the lead, he was cast in another role which is the subject of the blind. Timmy was incredible in this role and whether his acting was as a result of his new found love or as a result of just the right part at the right time, Hollywood took notice and so did the critics. During award season, Timmy began winning regularly for his role. I want to make it perfectly clear that none of these organizations knew Timmy was actually a man when they were honoring him with awards as an actress.

This award season was a blessing because it honored Timmy for his work, but at the same time the increased publicity and probes into his background were causing a great deal of stress and Timmy began getting hives and breaking out as the stress of trying to maintain three different persona's. Timmy himself, Timmy the actress, and Timmy the gay man in a loving relationship with a closeted star.

When it came to the very big award, the one with all the television viewers, Timmy won again. There he was, the woman who was really a gay man was being honored for being the Best Supporting Actress/Best Actress of the year. Its up to you to figure out which of the two he won.

After the award season, Timmy thought the hives and his skin would go back to normal, but if anything they became worse. The severe outbreak he had been dealing with had altered his body to the point where it just wouldn't go back to normal.

At that time there was no CGI, and makeup could only do so much. Timmy the award winning actress was having trouble finding work because of his condition and so he saw his career slowly work its way back down the ladder over the course of three or four years.

Timmy considered trying to resume a film career as a man but the skin condition made that impossible because it would have been one hell of a coincidence that two people who looked remarkably alike had the same condition. What he could do though was return to the theatre, and he did so, as a man and worked as a man until his death from AIDS related complications.

Sunday after brunch I went to Blockbuster and I rented the award winning film, and even knowing what I knew, when I watched it Sunday night it was almost impossible to tell. If you watch it carefully there is one giveaway which is a scar. It's not a big scar, but its evident in photos of the male Timmy which you can still find online in old cast photos and in the female version of Timmy as she acts her way to one of the biggest awards in films.

Timmy as an actor and actress was in over 100 films and theatre productions from Topeka to Broadway, but this is about one role and one award.

Your Turn

What did you watch last night?

Blind Item #15 - Oscars

This foreign born A- list mostly movie actor, who is still loved by the A+ list actress was asked as a personal favor to another A+ lister to walk the red carpet with the guy the A+ lister calls her boyfriend. It gets attention and saves a lot of awkward questions about who they are.

Blind Item #14 - Oscars - Mr. X

Which closeted nominee took a bunch of benzos before the ceremony because he brought as his date not only his beard/"girlfriend" but one of his parents who hates the beard? He seemed really off kilter on the red carpet. I wonder if his costar hit him up for some benzos too... wouldn't shock me if she did. 

Blind Item #13 - Oscars - Mr. X

What red carpet host intentionally wore lifts in his shoes because he doesn't want to stand on a box when interviewing people? His ego is out of control.

Blind Item #12 - Oscars - Mr. X

Which superhero franchise star brought his brother along as his date so he could score some coke at the after parties? Oh, and he got some horrible Botox before the ceremony, in case you didn't notice. 

Blind Item #11 - Oscars

This actress, who was in an earlier blind item was having a tough time defending her position of why she went and supported this disgraced comic at a recent show he put on. It took some shine off her always on luster.

Blind Item #10 - Oscars

This actor is probably A- list. He was A+/A list when his hit cable show was airing. He was hammered by the time he hit this really big party, but at the first stop of the night, he was pretty well drunk and was obnoxiously hitting on this A-/B+ list foreign born singer with a last name you can't really say.

Blind Item #9 - Oscars

This A- list news anchor/host brought her husband but is cheating on him. Not the first time for her. It is generally how she finds her next partner.

Blind Item #8 - Oscars

A reporter last night was talking about an interview he did with this young actor in Milan during Fashion Week there. The actor, who was supposed to be nominated for an Oscar this year, and was a big snub was still as jerky as ever in the interview.

Blind Item #7 - Oscars

AP got into a conversation with this A list model. The model has recently been seen with a very wealthy internet maven all of you know. Without really asking or anything, the model says her rate is $200K per month, and she is waiting to see if he wants to go for another month. 

Blind Item #6 - Oscars

This A+ list director/writer was wearing lifts larger than AP has ever seen on a human being, and yes, this includes Tom Cruise.

Blind Item #5 - Oscars

This former A- list mostly movie actress turned B list not much of anything actress, but who all of you know was back to her old ways of coke. Not good for her. She has been off the hard stuff for awhile. Hopefully it was just a party thing for her. 

Blind Item #4 - Oscars

This B+ list mostly television actress has been booking main roles right and left the past few years. Rumor has it she may have landed those roles via the casting couch, especially her recent network show on ABC which is probably headed for another season. A producer at a party last night must have heard the same rumors, and decided to treat her like crap by pulling down the front of her dress. I think the Stiletto to the top of his foot probably hurt, but not as much as her yelling at him in front of everyone and saying what he did.  

Blind Item #3 - Oscars

This permanent A- list mostly movie actress who really does not act much any longer, but is an Oscar winner, caught her boyfriend cheating on her again, but never seems to even get mad any longer about it. 

Blind Item #2 - Oscars

There was some questions whether this permanent A+ list designer was going to attend the still biggest party. Apparently several employees have been talking to a reporter about sexual harassment at the company that either involved the designer or that he covered up.

Blind Item #1 - Oscars

Apparently this A- list writer/producer/show creator/comic actress all of you know from either of her network hits is finally about to go public with her baby daddy. 

Sunday, February 24, 2019

Blind Items Revealed #7

February 18, 2019

This foreign born A- list actress who is still a newlywed and keeps getting married to remind us of that fact met up with one of the men she once had an affair with who is from her home country. This all happened while our actress was out of the country.

Priyanka Chopra

Blind Items Revealed #6

February 18, 2019

It was pretty fun to hear this permanent A++ list female mostly country singer/former actress discussing the time she shared a joint with this permanent A+ list rapper who probably doesn't go 30 minutes of his day go by without smoking.

Dolly Parton/Snoop Dogg

Blind Items Revealed #5 - Mr. X

February 18, 2019

Which alliterate talk show hostess is going to announce her divorce from her husband next month? She’s also planning on a sit down interview with that mogul/host so she finally address the allegations of her husband physically abusing her.

Wendy Williams/Oprah

Blind Item #8

Good for this former A+ list tweener turned A- list adult who started asking questions to this A+ list director about some hypocritical statements he made while they were at a party together last night. He just walked away and said she was wrong without adding anything else. He also didn't appreciate being confronted in public.

Blind Item #7

I know he was with his wife earlier in the evening, but late last night, this permanent A- list singer/musician/founder was trolling The Abbey for a guy to hook up with.

Blind Item #6

I know they have been together forever, but this very young A+ list NFL star was collecting phone numbers from other women while his girlfriend was at the same party. That one named singer was giving him the full court press.

Blind Item #5

This directionally challenged rapper brought along five of his female workers to a party this weekend. It really ticked off women like this reality star/former wife to a permanent A list athlete who was hoping to find a new husband. 

Blind Items Revealed #4

February 17, 2019

Don't believe the hype. This foreign born former A list boy bander missed an after party because he needed a fix and just wanted to use, not because he was trying to avoid another member of that former boy band.

Zayn Malik/Liam Payne

Blind Items Revealed #3

February 17, 2019

Apparently the marriage is off again between this A/A- list mostly movie actress and her former A list mostly television actor trying to live off his past fame husband. Our actress was seeing getting very friendly with a man who is not her husband.

Megan Fox/Brian Austin Green

Blind Items Revealed #2

February 17, 2019

Another day, another story about how this A- list mostly movie actor is deserving of winning awards this movie season to try and get the subject changed from the disgraced director and the lack of statements about it coming from the actor.

Rami Malek

Blind Items Revealed #1

February 17, 2019

Don't forget that this political couple with the infamous husband who enjoys sexting with minor children and his drug lord friendly wife never actually got divorced. It will be interesting to see how they play their reconciliation now that he is free. It was easy to hide while he was in jail.

Anthony Weiner/Huma Abedin

Blind Item #4

This celebrity offspring who managed to land a hosting gig after getting married, is dropping hints that it is the A- list singer who is reaching out to the husband of the host and not the other way around. Umm, it is the other way around.

Blind Item #3

Say there's a couple consisting of a movie star and someone in the entertainment industry.  They get married, have a bunch of kids, he works, she works, everything is peachy and not weird. That's normal, right?

What if they get married, and all of the sudden her CV blossoms like dandelions after a storm.  No longer a bit part actress, but a director, a playwright, a singer, a mime, and the next coming of Mother Hubbard in her motherlyness.  Awards are being tossed her way left and right.

At least, on the surface.

Scratch that gold and it's lead beneath.  The awards?  Went to the company, not the individual.  The plays written?  Never saw the light of day.  Singer?  Lord help us.  Opera director- ummm.  Not so much.

And yet without fail, when he does something noteworthy (good or bad), within a few days there's another article about her, lauding her accomplishments.  (which, we've already determined, are negligible)

So what's REALLY going on behind the curtain that we're not supposed to see?

Blind Item #2

Pretty interesting that this A/A- list mostly movie actor  in a big franchise who first got high on the list from a cable show now is listed as having a separate address from his wife. They are extremely private people so we might never know if they split unless they say something.

Blind Item #1

This A list alliterate model didn't spend Valentine's Day with her new husband. Instead, she flew thousands of miles to have a hush hush meeting with the A+ list singer.

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