Saturday, May 28, 2016

Blind Items Revealed #8

April 20, 2016

This barely A+ list mostly movie actor who is turning into some plastic drug addict loves getting wasted and commenting on news stories about himself. Most make no sense at all.

Johnny Depp

Blind Items Revealed #7

April 4, 2016

As is the norm in her busted relationships, this former A list mostly movie actress, who has been acting since childhood cheated on her significant other. She always falls for someone when filming. Everything was fine until she filmed a movie and then bam, the relationship was over.

Drew Barrymore

Blind Items Revealed #6

August 7, 2012

Most of you have heard the Charlie Sheen shooting Kelly Preston story, but there is one that would have made the world explode with gossip if this one had ever got out to the public. This couple was everywhere. They were all over every tabloid. The actor, all movies all the time is still A+. Back in the day not so long ago he was a drinking and drugging machine and had a thing for antique weapons. Still does. Brings them to the set all the time. Much more careful with them now though. His girlfriend at the time was A list. She was strictly a booze and cigs kind of person with the sometime coke night if she was really having fun. Well, one night, our actor was showing off a new gun he had purchased at auction and was drinking and playing around and swinging it and shot his girlfriend. Bam right in the ribs. The bullet sliced off a chunk of the side of her ribs right below her bra line. She was not wearing a bra at the time. She was naked. There was blood everywhere. They screamed for several minutes before one of them finally got the idea of trying to towel it off. Yeah, that did not last long. They then used the hotel room drapes. Finally our actor made a call and the hotel sent up a doctor. The girlfriend did not need surgery because it went in and out. It did cause her a whole lot of pain and to help with her pain she started using some stronger drugs which took her ten years to break.

Johnny Depp/Winona Ryder

Blind Items Revealed #5

April 30, 2016

This model who got lucky with a commercial that gave her 15 minutes of fame which has run out has stepped into a pot of gold. Apparently a casino executive took a liking to her so now she gets to be arm candy to a bunch of high rollers who will pay/gamble big bucks to be seen with her.

Charlotte McKinney

Blind Item #4

This foreign born actress on a hit pay cable show that is ending has left her husband. Again. Whenever she finds someone to hook up with she leaves him and says she is never coming back. This time though, it sounds permanent.

Blind Item #3

This model is a permanent A+ list celebrity. When you are on the cover of Vogue as much as she has been in her life, you get that nod. Getting on in years, the model is thisclose to coming out because she wants to live the rest of her life openly with her girlfriend.

Blind Item #2

This married foreign born getting up there in years actor is B+ list. A Tony/Academy Award/Emmy winner/nominee he is definitely talented when it comes to acting. Somehow he has managed to stay out of the whole molestation scandal that rocked England. He definitely has hooked up with many teen girls not even old enough to drive.

Blind Item #1

It must suck to be sued by your now ex-girlfriend but to have to pretend like everything is ok and go film with her. Have to get that breakup scene on film.

Blind Items Revealed #4

September 18, 2015

Earlier this week, this married B list mostly movie actress was hitting on a B list female singer who was A list as recently as a year ago. The B list singer was not feeling it and felt really pressured by the actress who was wasted on something and just would not take no for an answer to the point where the singer had to leave the club before she was scheduled to.

Amber Heard/Kesha

Blind Items Revealed #3

April 30, 2016

This foreign born former A-/B+ list mostly television actress thinks that with her very brief foray into network reality that she will attract some interest for yacht season. Nope. She took a bunch of photos but she won’t have any interest, especially at the prices she probably wants to charge.

Mischa Barton

Blind Items Revealed #2

October 28, 2015

He was A+ list for long enough that this actor will probably be a permanent A lister. After a very short stint being sober, our actor is back on drugs and his actress wife is right there enabling him.

Johnny Depp/Amber Heard

Blind Items Revealed #1

April 29, 2016

This A list country singer says her celebrity ex-husband was a boy and her boyfriend is a man. She was referring to the size of their equipment.

Miranda Lambert

Friday, May 27, 2016

Mr. X Blind Item

This A+ list songstress is shooting an alternate ending to her reality show. She wants no part of the cult her soon to be husband escaped and is flirting with again.

Blind Item #11

This budding romance between this B+ list teen actress and the celebrity offspring of A list celebrities has hit a snag. It turns out our actress is a fairly big pot smoker. So, the parents of the offspring have slowed the roll of the relationship. They do not do scandal in their family.

Blind Item #10

This Academy Award winner/nominee who is also an Emmy Award winner/nominee and a Tony Award winner/nominee but probably won't be a Grammy Award winner/nominee unless she does an audio book was passed out drunk thirty minutes before she took the stage the other night. She managed to get up, get made up and was brilliant.

Blind Item #9

This meh tweener actress turned bad adult actress but A-/B+ list singer who has way higher name recognition than she deserves better watch out for a sexual harassment suit. She is having sex with her bodyguard.

Blind Items Revealed #5

April 29, 2016

This B+ list model is the offspring of other celebrities. Her A list boyfriend spent most of a recent event honoring his girlfriend in the bathroom. As in every ten minutes going to the bathroom.

Gigi Hadid/Zayn Malik

Four For Friday - Drug Boss

This actor is an Academy Award winner/nominee. Over the past decade he has really stepped up his charity giving game. Apparently he has a lot of money to spend on his charitable efforts because he uses a private jet for his charitable visits. Most of his visits are focused on one country. A country that shares a border with one of the biggest drug trafficking countries in the world. Huh. Our actor used his money and influence in the country he visits to get some very favorable concessions from the government. Apparently there are a couple of locations where our actor has set up "offices" for his charitable work. The funny thing is most of these "offices" are just a place where coke is processed by his workers. The coke is cut up and cooked for crack. It is then sold to the residents of this very poor country. Every couple of months our actor flies in to check on his workers, press the flesh and pass out some cash before taking a bunch of his cash home. Not all of his cash though. Nope. He needs to launder money too which is why our actor owns several stores in the country but the main funneling of his money is into a production company. Nobody knows how to move money around better than a Hollywood accountant. It plays by its own rules and is the perfect place to clean your money. Now if he could just get rid of some of his competition. Oh wait.

Blind Items Revealed #4

April 27, 2016

This foreign born B list mostly movie actress who can hopefully hang on to her role in that long running franchise even when they replace the lead recently had the worst kiss of her movie career. She says it was with this former A+ list mostly movie actor who is still an A. She says he talked about the scene for days in advance with her and how hot it was going to be and she said it was cold and emotionless like a robot was performing. She said he was really proud of himself afterwards.

Naomie Harris/James Bond/Will Smith

Blind Items Revealed #3

April 27, 2016

This foreign born A-/B+ list mostly movie comic actress was at dinner the other night with friends and would not stop trashing one of her recent co-stars in a movie that bombed at the box office. The co-star is the A-/B+ list mostly movie actress offspring of celebrities. The trashing literally went on for 30 minutes.

Rebel Wilson/Dakota Johnson

Blind Items Revealed #2 - Kindness

April 27, 2016

This older but never looks old or acts old A list designer walked into a Starbucks in Palm Desert last week in the morning and told the staff she was paying for drinks and food for everyone all the way until closing. Every couple of hours she would bring in a new prepaid card for them to swipe.

Betsey Johnson

Blind Item #8

This married foreign born A list mostly movie actor usually just cheats on his wife with random hookups or one line actresses from his movies. Now, the soon to be underemployed actor is telling his hookups that his marriage is over. Hmm, maybe that is why he said no.

Blind Item #7

This B+ list mostly movie actor is in a superhero franchise. He also has a nice little cable show gig he has been on for the past few seasons. Anyway, the studio for the movie has put him with a sober coach 24/7 for the past week after an embarrassing incident prior to last week. Oh, and the sober coach is also supposed to bar any contact between the actor and his ex-girlfriend.

Blind Items Revealed #1

April 23, 2016

This foreign born B list mostly movie actress is an Academy Award winner/nominee. She uses her brother as her wingman. He finds ways to get rid of any women who are looking at the same guy as our actress. Then, with no interference, our actress swoops in. It is all playing out again right now with this Star Wars actor.

Lupita Nyong'o/John Boyega

Blind Item #6

This A list superhero says he has not hooked up with any any women for quite some time because his most recent long time girlfriend gave him the gift that keeps on giving. He said she never told him she was a carrier of the disease. Google is your friend.

Blind Item #5

This couple already has more money than they could ever spend. Therefore, what they did was kind of shocking. Plus, outwardly they always seem so nice. She had a bunch of hits back in the day with a group although, lets face it, the group was a name only, it was all her. Anyway, she was putting on a concert for charity which is nice. The idea was to also give away a bunch of free tickets to the people the charity was helping. The thing is though, it would have cut into the fee of our singer. So, they kept all the ticket prices as is and gave nothing away to the people they were supposed to be helping.

Blind Item #4

Six months ago, this former A-/B+ list mostly movie actress who has not really worked much except for a small part in a recent limited series was having her credit cards regularly declined when she went out shopping. Now, she is spending thousands of dollars each day with no trouble at all. Apparently the guy she is seeing helps out a lot and all she has to do is hook up with a few of his business partners and make their dreams of having sex with a known actress come true.

Blind Item #3

The Director's Wife is hooking up with this married, foreign born actor who had a long running network hit. The two are co-starring in a project together.

Thursday, May 26, 2016

Blind Item #2

Well, apparently this foreign born actress/celebrity offspring has won the competition to be the beard for this A-/B+ list singer. Aww, our aging actress will be so disappointed.

Blind Item #1

It was like an invasion. The staff of this celebrity couple say each person on the staff was taken to a room where multiple people were waiting. In the room, there was a ten page document which they were told to sign or they would lose their job. They were not given the opportunity to read it but were told they could have a copy after signing. It was a new NDA.

Blind Item #12

This newest superhero is foreign born, closeted and apparently quite the meth user. He got hooked when he was doing theatre and then wanted to stay up and party all night.

Blind Item #11

This B+ list mostly movie actress who had a couple of great tv shows had a big box office opening very recently. She is also cheating on her long time actor boyfriend/former co-star.

Blind Item #10

This foreign born former A list model who was once married to a permanent A list singer makes her living transporting cash for drug dealers between cities all over the world.

Blind Item #9

As if this network reality host needed more people disliking her. Well, the host revealed some news she was told not to by multiple people but she just loves being the center of attention so did it anyway. This is why no one likes working with her either.

Blind Items Revealed #5 - Kindness

April 26, 2016

This foreign born B+ list mostly movie actress is an Academy Award winner/nominee. She may or may not be married to her actor significant other. She does have kids. They had some fundraiser at their school and our actress didn’t want to sell whatever they had to sell and decided to give all the parents a break from hitting up people for money. Our actress just wrote a check for the amount the whole project would have raised.

Naomi Watts

Today's Blind Items - Going Off The Deep End

Things are getting pretty rough for this talk show host. As hard as he is trying to keep it together on the outside, there are big cracks beginning to show in his foundation. Big cracks. If he steps the wrong way at all in the next few weeks his entire world is going to come crashing down hard. It will be one of the biggest falls ever. This is not a late night host. I'm not even sure if this host has been a blind before. I'm leaning towards no and if it is a yes, then it was just him being an a-hole on a plane ride or something.

The guy has several jobs all related to him talking and staying level headed. His biggest employers have had to play some serious interference over the past few months. He has been abrasive to almost everyone in the studio and office where he works. He is having sex with some college student almost every day while trying to tell the people at work he is celibate. By my calculation he is about three times her age. If this hookup is anything like his other past college aged women hookups she is probably having to bathe before and after sex. Notice I said bathe. He does not think women should take showers. Yeah. He has several burner phones which he uses to text and harass people who have crossed him. He has always held grudges but as he has started t age, these grudges have turned into vendettas. Things are getting ugly. He tries to be Mr. Cool at his jobs but he has started to show up just before air time and looking disheveled because his vendettas take up so much of his time. He has a team of interns who only look up people who have wronged him and then he takes that information and tries to go after them. It wouldn't shock me if he died of a heart attack. It also wouldn't shock me if he did a murder suicide thing.

Blind Items Revealed #4

January 6, 2016

Over the weekend, this former A+ list mostly movie actor turned A lister was being propped up by his actress wife because our actor could barely function. Our actress plays the martyr card beautifully despite the fact that she is the one making sure he stays addicted.

Johnny Depp/Amber Heard

Blind Items Revealed #3

May 9, 2016

This married B+ list mostly movie actress who is married to an A+ lister hooked up with the getting more famous than his brother actor after a recent party. The actor she hooked up with is also in a relationship.

Amber Heard/Johnny Depp/Dave Franco

Blind Items Revealed #2

May 13, 2016

This about to be A+ list mostly movie actor again is hooking up with a woman who is not his wife. Things have been tense with the wife to the point where a split is not out of the question even during the press for his new movie.

Johnny Depp/Amber Heard

Blind Item #8- Kindness

This Scandal actress has personally picked up the tab for close to 100 dogs who have been involved in dog fighting kennels. She pays for their medical treatment and all the other expenses at the shelters where they will remain for the rest of their lives.

Blind Item #7

Every so often this A- list mostly television actor who is on a pay cable show has to attend a show event with his sometime co-star B+ list awful actress. They do not get along and rolling of the eyes when taking pictures is the nicest form of communication between them. He is convinced her appearances on the show is stunt casting and dislikes it.

Blind Items Revealed #1

April 22, 2016

This B list mostly movie actress is from an acting family that has no one who does any acting any longer except for her. She was ticked off at a recent talk show appearance because when she was outside walking to the show, no one recognized her. I guess she had been expecting the same rock star type welcome another actor received when he showed up a few minutes earlier to do the same walk.

Elizabeth Olsen/Harrison Ford

Blind Item #6

You wouldn't necessarily know it by looking at them, but back in the day, this permanent A+ list director/writer/producer/mogul who created one of the greatest franchises of all time would swap girlfriends for a night or a week with this permanent A+ list mostly movie actor who is an Academy Award winner/nominee and been in some of the most important movies of all time. He has also made crap movies for a paycheck too.

Blind Item #5

With not as much work coming their way soon, this Victoria's Secret model is trying to work her way into something. She is one of the more well known models and has been on other covers. Her best friend is married to an A list singer from a group. Apparently the model and the singer have been hooking up fairly regularly. The singer's wife thinks he has settled down because he has removed himself from the groupie cycle. Nope. Just found one steady person.

Blind Item #4

Apparently this A list singer has a type. She loves guys who under the guise of being drunk will hook up with other guys. Apparently her new guy is no exception to the rule. That was a guy the couple picked up last week while out of the country and brought back to their suite.

Blind Item #3

This former tweener actress/singer turned talk show host/part time home wrecker is taking advantage of the mess at her current job to try and force everyone out but herself. She would love to be in a Kelly Ripa type situation.

Wednesday, May 25, 2016

Blind Item #2

Don't believe the hype or the quotes you read about date night between these two A+ listers the other night. All of the quotes came from his publicist. I'm sure her publicist would say the same thing because they are always on message, but it always cracks me up when tabloids are breathless in their coverage and talk about insiders when they just print crap publicists tell them to print.

Blind Item #1

This getting old former A list mostly movie actress who has A list name recognition has always been quirky. I have written about some of them before in this space. The Academy Award winner/nominee though is becoming really OCD in her old age and it can often go to maddening lengths. When she goes grocery shopping every items has to be in perfect condition. Label just so and if food is fresh, then it must not have any flaws. It can take multiple hours to pick up just one cart of items. Apparently if she does not go shopping though and sees the items at home, she doesn't care what they look like.

Blind Item #12

This foreign born celebrity chef not named Gordon or Jamie apparently didn't learn his lesson about hooking up with his employees. At a brand new place he is opening, the married chef has already gone through multiple hostesses until he found a few who would sleep with him.

Blind Item #11

This married sometime A list singer who used to be married to the A list everything in her own mind celebrity/actress has been doing his best to hook up with this actress/model with the impossibly long last name who has a birthday coming up.

Blind Item #10

This foreign born closeted A list teen singer had an awful experience with a member of this female singing group. He is trying to make a new story stick though and came up with an interesting choice. The foreign born celebrity teen daughter of this acting couple who are no longer together but are A-/B+ list. The teen singer had a meeting with the actress mom last week to discuss all the details.

Blind Item #9

Apparently the husband of this former A list singer in a group and briefly on her own has moved out of their home. He can't stand all the lies that he is supposed to maintain and hates all the cover stories.

Blind Items Revealed #5

April 22, 2016

This former A- list “singer” finished recording a new record. It took her several years. Apparently it is pretty good but no record label will touch it or her after what happened when she crashed and burned singing in the most public of ways. There is talk of releasing it under a family member’s name or just releasing it under a stage name and then never doing any press or tour support.

Ashlee Simpson

Today's Blind Items - Sex & Jealousy

I love any kind of blind that sounds like it could be in a soap. I also love that the two main figures in this blind are not regular visitors to this spot. They are a married couple. The actress is foreign born and an Academy Award winner/nominee. The actor is B list but is probably headed down to B- list after his most recent television flop. It was this most recent television flop that has led to all the drama between this well known couple. On the set of his recent flop he got involved with a foreign born actress who was his co-star. It was an on set romance but he also got busted and was acting like a love struck puppy. It caused a great deal of drama on the home front. it has taken nearly a year to get his wife to even partially forgive him. He became much more contrite when his show was canceled. His wife is about to have a very big year and is doing a ton of press. It just highlights to him his acting failures. This has caused him to lash out and the couple has had some fairly public blowouts the past couple of weeks. Most have revolved around him being jealous and not wanting her to travel to promote her show. Or if she does travel, her insistence that he accompany her. Why? She doesn't trust him and has made it perfectly clear to those around him during the arguments. She has also made it clear during these arguments exactly why she doesn't trust him which has led to him lashing out even more. Probably not helping matters is that the actress from that television show has been communicating with the actor through a friend of his.

Blind Items Revealed #4

April 22, 2016

Cameras should try and be there when the only Duggar I like finally bails on her family and elopes with the guy she has been seeing online for months. The family would like her continued indentured servitude.

Jana Duggar

Blind Items Revealed #3 - Kindness

April 21, 2016

This permanent A list country singer sends ten people to college each year. She pays for everything and has been doing it for over twenty years.

Dolly Parton

Blind Items Revealed #2

December 24, 2015

This Teen Mom scheduled a vacation to a resort for 2016. Not with her significant other, but her on the side boyfriend she told everyone she was done with. Not Jenelle or Leah.

Kailyn Lowry

Blind Item #8

This foreign born B+ list celebrity offspring of a permanent A lister went on a drug fueled rant the other day. Nothing new for her. Everyone else has problems and issues but she thinks she is perfect and is "managing" her addiction.

Blind Item #7

This still alive permanent A list celebrity with A+ list name recognition says when he first came out to Hollywood he spent the first two weeks naked and in a drug filled haze at a famous landmark that had a great name but no longer exists. Considering how anti he is to drugs now, it is quite the story.

Blind Items Revealed #1

April 21, 2016

This B list rapper who sounds a lot like something you wrap food with paid a woman $500 to have sex with him while he FaceTime’d his girlfriend.

Fetty Wap

Blind Item #6

This network reality host really wants to have famous friends. She keeps name dropping famous people on her show and in interviews in hopes they will get in touch with her. So far, no takers.

Blind Item #5

This foreign born married B- list actress in her own country is probably C+ or even C over here. Her husband is also foreign born but has achieved A+ list in his own country and probably A- list over here. Anyway, our actress was so convinced she was going to marry her husband that she got his name tattooed on her arm after their first date. Yeah.

Blind Item #4- Kindness

This now out of work actor who just had a very long running hit network television show end definitely had time on his hands to help a stranded motorist. Our actor, despite recent surgery helped push a stalled car off the freeway. A California freeway which is always dangerous. With cars flying by, there was the actor making sure everyone was safe and the car to the side of the freeway before heading out.

Blind Item #3

This former child actor from an acting family was once A+ list way back in the day. That child fame has kept her at B list for much longer than should be the case. Anyway, she was going to run for political office but pulled out when she found out a while treasure trove of scandal about her and her family was headed her way.

Tuesday, May 24, 2016

Blind Item #2

What is a good way to stay clean when you have drug issues? If you are this former tweener actor turned A-/B+ list mostly movie actor you bury yourself in side projects. The side projects get enormous amounts of attention and is the only time he makes sure not to abuse drugs or get drunk.

Blind Item #1

This former B+list worst television actress ever turned reality star turned please give me work does naked webcam work with men her husband finds. Apparently she is in enough demand where she can make a few hundred bucks an hour.

Jessica Williams Blind Item

On Sunday, during her Vulture Fest panel with 2 Dope Queens co-host Phoebe Robinson, Jessica Williams recounted her recent too-close-for-comfort encounter at the Peabody Awards the night before:

Yesterday, I was doing the red carpet for the Peabody’s so I was doing interviews. I was doing an interview, and all of the sudden, this guy, this popular actor comes up behind me and just grabs me and just pulls me in towards him. I was literally talking to somebody, and was like, “What? What is happening?” And he was like, “Yeah, girl. You fine” … If I was at a f**king bodega in Harlem and this happened to me, I would literally stab you. But because he’s a great actor, everybody’s, “Haha, that’s funny, right? Good one, you got touched.”

Blind Item #11

This foreign born B list mostly movie actress was in a long running franchise. She is playing with fire right now. The outspoken actress is having a fling with a young married politician from her home country. At least one British tabloid editor is dying to spill the news but is being held back by their publisher.

Blind Item #10

Just when you thought this former A+ list mostly movie actress had learned her plastic surgery lesson, she goes overboard again. The Academy Award winner/nominee with a franchise went and destroyed her face again. She is going to look ridiculous doing press for her new movie.

Blind Item #9

As soon as he thought the paps were gone, this foreign born B+ list mostly movie actor who might might just make it to A list if his pseudo super hero movie makes it big dropped the hand of the woman he calls his girlfriend. He sent her on her way and immediately got close to the guy who had joined the couple at lunch.

Blind Items Revealed #5

April 21, 2016

This former B+ list mostly movie actress turned escorting train wreck met up with the guy she would prefer to marry. She went to his apartment yesterday for a few hours. Maybe her plan to make him jealous is working.

Lindsay Lohan

Today's Blind Items - Who Is The Closeted Former Child Actor

From Reddit

I am an actor. Well-known. A few of my movies are among the top-grossing in history. I started out as a child actor and fortunately have worked ever since. I hate my fans. Appreciate them but hate them. I hate them because they hound and harass me. I am not an attention whore. I don't tip off the paps, party, etc. I usually enjoy being by myself. I can't even be open about being gay. What really irks me is how fans call me by this character's name and start touching me and asking for pictures like I am one of those guys dressed like a Transformer on Hollywood/Vine. Don't get me wrong, I'll always chat and take a picture with a fan if they are cool or for a young fan, but most people are assholes.

I hate the way they ask me for money and think I have money. I see these sites where fans will say I am worth like $20 million. BITCH PLEASE. I am worth more like $4 million. And I don't even live a lavish style. Far from it. I may get four movie offers ranging from $1 - 4 million. I probably take a quarter of that at the end. Most often I turn down the higher-paying movies because they will do the most damage to your career. Sometimes I won't get any offers. I have tons of expenses. I have to pay lawyers, accountants, family, etc. Don't even get me started on taxes. Also, if I ever become disabled or can't work anymore, then I am f**ked. They think that I can get them work. No I can't. That pisses me off more than anything. My life is not that glam. Most famous people are not that interesting. They're uneducated. They're ignorant. They're paranoid. They're full of themselves.

 

 

Blind Items Revealed #4

April 19, 2016

This wannabe big star but settles for red carpet host while trying to get back into reality spent an hour trying to take a photo that didn’t show off her bones.

Giuliana Rancic

Blind Items Revealed #3

April 19, 2016

Coachella

It might have seemed like sunshine and unicorns on the outside, but this foreign born A+ list singer had nothing nice to say about this A+ list singer after a very recent meeting. Our foreign born singer doesn’t trust the other singer at all about anything.

Rihanna/Taylor Swift

Blind Items Revealed #2

April 19, 2016

This foreign born A- list director took some photos of his ex-wife and brought them to a pub with photos of the day they got married. She really needs to stop with the plastic surgery.

Guy Ritchie/Madonna

Blind Item #8

This foreign born former A- list mostly television actor from a very hit cable show no longer on the air has multiple franchise movie makers going on at once. He might need them all because his long time girlfriend has been going through his money with a few schemes run by her and her family.

Blind Item #7

At one point they were close friends but now this former A+ list rapper turned A- lister with a money losing side project is disliked by this fashion designer. The fashion designer shares one product in common with the former rapper. The designer thinks the rapper stole some designs for that product in common they share and it has caused a big war between the pair.

Blind Items Revealed #1

April 18, 2016

I don’t think this superhero movie actor will be dating someone so young again. He has learned his lesson. Her fake pregnancy was one thing. The other being the fake engagement when she bought a ring and told friends and family our actor proposed. The thing is, our actor doesn’t know how to get out of this without making things worse.

Henry Cavill/Tara King

Blind Item #6

This former A+ list tweener seems to reach new lows every day in how poorly fans can be treated. He treats them like dogs as they rush to try and please him. He laughs at them and mocks them. He then pretends to care just enough so they will buy his albums and tickets. He doesn't care about them at all. The only people he treats worse are the fans he has sex with every day. They are degraded until they break and then sent home.

Blind Item #5

Faced with never getting work again, this B list mostly movie actor walked back most of the statements he made during a press interview. Now, everything is back under the rug or hiding in the shadows which is where everyone in power likes it to be.

Blind Item #4

This former A+ list mostly movie actress who has numerous celebrity offspring and has been married to multiple A listers is back on drugs again. The last time this happened she basically went into seclusion for well over a year.

Blind Item #3

This former A+ list celebrity chef who lost it all has been trying to scramble to pay investors from her most recent project. Things started out great but now, not so much. The chef is selling off assets to try and pay everyone off.

Monday, May 23, 2016

Blind Item #2

At the Billboard Music Awards it was apparent to all that were working behind the scenes that at least for one event a torch had been passed. The opening act was treated much better and had was given much more love and respect than the one named singer who is a permanent A+ lister. This was not unnoticed by the one named singer who threw a bunch of diva fits just to make sure people still snapped to attentions when she demanded.

Blind Item #1

This foreign born B+ list mostly television actor once hit it big as a teen and promptly threw it all away with drugs. I guess as an adult is going to be no different. The actor, who stars on a hit cable show is going to get killed off on his show because of his excessive drug use.

Blind Item #12

This foreign born actor was headed to A list before his temper got the best of him. He has one big chance to hope his career gets back on track. The people in the know better not find out about that woman he hit last weekend.

Blind Item #11

This married, closeted former A list singer in a group who did it briefly on her own was upset last night because she heard rumors that her girlfriend was going to be asked some uncomfortable questions about the relationship with the singer so she had to go solo to the event.

Blind Item #10

This permanent A list supermodel insists that her celebrity boyfriend trail behind her whenever possible. She thinks that it looks better in photos.

Blind Item #9

This red carpet host/radio personality/celebrity offspring spends more time trying to recruit celebs into Scientology than actually interviewing them.

Blind Items Revealed #5

April 15, 2016

This former NFL player who probably won’t get another NFL job despite his A+ list name recognition is about to have a big problem on his hands. A woman is accusing him of sexual assault. Right now she is just talking to his lawyers but is about to go to the police. She has lots and lots of pictures.

Johnny Manziel

Today's Blind Items - Not So Wonderful

This back in the day actor/mogul who thinks of himself as an icon likes to show the world that he is this amazing wonderful guy. He really isn't. He has almost A+ list name recognition in lots of countries around the world. The thing is though there was a time when he used to get naked and get into bed with his kids. Yeah, that is not something he goes around sharing is it? Oh, he also would insult his kids even worse than Alec to Ireland. The actor has assaulted women in his life. He has gone on drunken rages and then lost control of his bowel and bladders during the rages. Oh, then of course there is the STD that never stops giving. He has it and is not very open and honest about sharing that condition with his sexual partners. In fact, he hides it unless he is having an outbreak.

Blind Items Revealed #4

April 14, 2016

This A-/B+ list mostly television actress who keeps working for the same boss in all of her shows has a lot of ink. A surprising amount of ink she covers every strategically. Anyway, she has new ink and wants the world to buy into the premise she had a love story for the ages when, in fact, she was cheating on him constantly. She never stops exploiting that relationship.

Lea Michele/Cory Monteith

Blind Items Revealed #3

April 14, 2016

Who knew she was quite so image conscious? This still married A-/B+ list mostly movie actress goes out of her way to make sure fellow moms at school are not in per pap shots. She says she is doing it out of kindness, but the truth is she hates the thought of any other mom trying to upstage her or looking better than her.

Jennifer Garner

Blind Items Revealed #2

April 14, 2016

Apparently this Presidential candidate is so used to the nannies taking care of the kid(s) that he has no idea how to even interact with his kid(s) and was laugh out loud funny to watch at a family style event for television.

Ted Cruz

Blind Item #8 - Billboard Music Awards

This red carpet television personality who used to be a model went off on two fans who would not believe her that she was not Kim Kardashian. I guess I could maybe see it if the angle and lighting were bad, but I think she was more upset that the fans though Kim K was blowing them off.

Blind Item #7

This foreign born B+ list actress in her country and C-/D+ over here is pregnant and hooked on drugs. It is not a pretty sight. The actress is also deep in debt to her drug dealer and her life is quickly becoming a huge public mess.

Blind Items Revealed #1

April 14, 2016

This former A- list singer turned reality star turned Eastern European movie star turned reality star turned party every night celebrity had a consultation to get butt implants. She wants her butt to match her breast implants.

Jessica Simpson

Blind Item #6- Billboard Music Awards

This former A+ list mostly movie actor who is getting back to his standup comedy roots would not stop hitting on this singer/B+ list actress from a very hit network show. The role is not that big of a stretch for her. It was painful how hard he was hitting on her and the lines he was using. This went on all night.

Blind Item #5 - Billboard Music Awards

This YouTube star was a horrible person to her fans on the red carpet last night. I blame it on the drugs, but whatever it was, she was rude and ripped up a few posters people had for her to sign. Threw random Sharpies to the ground. It was awful.

Blind Item #4 - Billboard Music Awards

This celebrity was probably C+ list at best prior to this week. 95% of you probably have never heard of her. She has been arrested more often than she has been on magazine covers. That all started to change this week though when that high profile talk show host recently started hooking up with her and then next thing you know she is being asked by the mainstream tabloids to do special projects for them and to attend gift suites and to be a fashion judge. Soon, she will be everywhere.

Blind Item #3 - Billboard Music Awards

One person who was not wasted yesterday or for the week leading up to the show was this A+ list singer. She has blown some really big performances as of late and needs to get fans excited about her again. Apparently she even laid off pot for a week.

Sunday, May 22, 2016

Blind Item #2 - Billboard Music Awards

This foreign born singer who is a Grammy winner/nominee won the most wasted award for someone who actually was able to perform. I think anyone who came into contact with her at any point during the night would have bet she was much more likely to pass out than perform.

Blind Item #1 - Billboard Music Awards

Usually when there are feuds it is big names that are fighting. Apparently that is not the case at all times though. This B list Disney actress who has an actress sibling is involved in a feud with a much more known former Disney actress who also has an actress sibling. It was made clear that Billboard could invite both pairs of siblings but that only one would show up so to only invite the one they needed for the show last night.

Blind Items Revealed #8

January 29, 2016

At some point, this A- list mostly television actress on a hit network show has to let the hate go. A production assistant on the show was wearing a t-shirt of a certain movie franchise that stars the nemesis of our actress. Our actress went ballistic and had the production assistant change shirts.

Zooey Deschanel/Megan Fox/TMNT

Blind Items Revealed #7

January 29, 2016

This aging country singer was A list way back in the day after doing a bunch of jail time. Doctors have only given him a few weeks to live.

Merle Haggard (I wish I had been wrong about this)

Blind Items Revealed #6

January 26, 2016

Despite someone with her 24/7, this former child star turned nobody turned reality star got into some prescription pills and tried to kill herself.

Kim Richards

Blind Items Revealed #5

January 25, 2016

This A+ list mostly movie actor can have his PR people spin his youthful look anyway they want, but it is botox. Whatever he says or his people say, it is botox. Oh, and a facelift.

Brad Pitt

Blind Item #4

This actress from an acting family that may or may not act any longer is hooking up with a married Lloyds Of London director.

Blind Item #3

This daytime talk show host has no idea how close she was to being replaced by this Pretty Little Liars actress. It was a coin toss that weekend and the PLL actress was on standby to take over.

Blind Item #2

This former Disney tweener turned marriage break up artist/talk show host just threw her talk show co-host under a big big bus and then backed it up. Now, the former tweener gets to keep her job but the co-host has been fired.

Blind Item #1

This former porn star/Charlie Sheen mistress convinced her fans into giving her $40K for rehab. She never went to rehab and is staying with a friend in LA while pretending to be at rehab.

Blind Items Revealed #4

January 23, 2016

This A+ list mostly movie actress got hammered on wine at a school fundraiser. She got tired of waiting in line for wine so she grabbed a corkscrew and opened a bottle on display for a silent auction and drank it. She ended up paying $5000 for the bottle. Hey, she was generous. She was the highest bidder by a ton on every item in the auction.

Reese Witherspoon

Blind Items Revealed #3

January 23, 2016

This former Glee actor has been trying to get another headlining Broadway gig but no one is willing to take a chance. His horrible ticket sales makes him a second lead at best right now but he is still living in some fantasy in his head that he was a big television star.

Darren Criss

Blind Items Revealed #2

January 22, 2016

The daughter of this former southeast Housewife turned celebrity turned reality star is on plastic surgery procedure number three and is still in her teens. Mom’s a fan.

Kim Zolciak/Brielle

Blind Items Revealed #1

January 22, 2016

This former A+ list singer who is probably a permanent A lister at this point even though she doesn’t sing has an alternate personality. Apparently she calls herself Norma Jean and takes on the personality and characteristics of Marilyn Monroe. It just suddenly turns on and can last a minute or a day. It has not happened during a show, but did happen an hour before a show but only lasted about ten minutes.

Britney Spears

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