Saturday, June 09, 2012

Questlove On Kazoo

Carly Rae Jepsen stopped by Jimmy Fallon this week and the band and Jimmy and Carly all sat down and did an acoustic version with instruments you would find in a first grade classroom. They also all made each other laugh.

If you would prefer to watch Obama sing it, then you can watch this version of the song.

Blind Items Revealed

November 4, 2011

This chain smoking, thinks way too much of himself, Academy Award winner/nominee still A list actor must have a way with women other than just hookers. I don't know how he does it. The guy has now started hooking up with one of his B+ list female co-stars despite the fact she is in a relationship with a soon to be A list actor. How does this guy do it? Does he have a magic peen?

Sean Penn

Going To Matthew McConaughey's Wedding?

Were you invited to Matthew McConaughey's wedding? Well, before you pack up your bongos and medical marijuana cards, you might also want to make sure you bring a sleeping bag and some bug spray. Why? Matthew has everyone sleeping outside in tents. Now this is Austin and this is summer. I'm wondering what guests he has invited to his wedding and which ones will actually sleep in the tents? Let's go through some of the people he probably will invite and whether they would stay in tents.

Sandra Bullock? That is a tough one. I would say yes, but she has her own house there so I will say no.

Renee Zellweger? I'm not sure they talk anymore and I would say no for sure if she was invited.

Channing Tatum? For sure, but Jenna would complain about it all night. So, she will get hammered and keeping screaming out, "Magic Mike. I want to see Magic Mike!!"

Kate Hudson? Yes, she would. She would be scared the good pot would disappear if she left.

Sarah Jessica Parker? If they actually liked each other, then still a no.

Zac Efron? See Kate Hudson.

Jack Black? Yeah, but would you invite him? He is the guy who will be bringing out the guitar all the time and trying to get everyone to sing along.

Tom Cruise? He sends his regrets and the most expensive gift received.

Penelope Cruz? She probably would.

Blind Item #1

This A list director who everyone knows. Well, you probably do. How about A list action movie director. Anyway, he is also a bit of a tool. Well, a lot of a tool. Can you be a lot of a tool? In most of his movies he always has at least one foreign actress who is usually very pleasant to look at. while most of the time these roles are very small and would normally be handled by a casting agent, our director personally reads with each of these actresses to make sure they are "right" for the part. He does actually make them read and if they offer a suggestion he will tell them no. His favorite thing to tell them is to read it monotone so people will understand exactly what they are saying on screen. One actress asked about the acting part of it though and the director said, "Look. You are there to look good and hopefully be wearing almost nothing. I don't care if you can act or not. No one is going to be listening to you anyway." The actress in question, read in the monotone, but because she dared to question the director, there was no way she was ever going to get the part. The good news is she didn't have to sleep with him.

The Lindsay Lohan Accident

In the scheme of all things Lindsay, Lindsay Lohan totaling her car and going to the hospital for an hour is pretty far down the list. By the time everyone got around to reporting that she had rear ended a semi (that could also be sexual innuendo. I shall save that for later.), she was already getting out of the hospital and on her way to work. They really work hard on those Lifetime movies. They just churn them out quickly and get them on the air. Did you know Lindsay's car was rented? See, her millionaire boyfriend is pretty smart. He knows that if he bought Lindsay a car that she would just try and sell it and tell him someone stole it. Should Lindsay even be driving? She says she was cut off. Do you see many semi-trucks cutting off people on the highway? Granted, this highway is usually more like a parking lot, which makes it even more unlikely that he could cut her off. Texting? Lighting a cigarette? Sleeping? Any of those could be why she "got cut off"

I am glad she is ok and she will probably have another $100K vehicle to destroy in a few days.

National Enquirer Blind Item

WHAT pop star – she’s currently on a world tour – crossed the line when she physically assaulted her new female choreographer? The pro hoofer had the gall to approach the entertainer during rehearsals, so the singer palmed the woman’s face and pushed her back! The choreographer quit on the spot.

This Week On Britney Spears And X Factor

With no Simon Cowell this week at auditions because of his semi-annual I smoke three packs of cigarettes a day bronchitis, there was a different feel to the auditions. One big change is that Jason Trawick has moved even closer to Britney. Usually there is no one within a few feet of the judges. Sometimes even further. Jason can reach out and touch Britney if he wanted to. Think about if you went to work and needed someone to be there within three feet of you in case something happened. Do you think you should even be working? I also still haven't figured out why Britney needs a bodyguard at the judges table and no one else does.

National Enquirer Blind Item

THIS Academy Award-winning actress – she’s the widow of an iconic screen legend and Oscar winner – is sadly showing signs of dementia. Friends are concerned because the 80-something star has started telling tales about her handsome husband’s many indiscretions and how she was a fool to be so devoted all those years! Who are they?

Naked Snooki Photos Invade The Internet

Just when you thought you were having a nice and quiet Saturday I come along and tell you there are naked photos of Snooki on the internet. Apparently the photos were taken before she got pregnant. They are a series in which she gets completely naked and are taken in a hotel room on her cell phone and her rep has confirmed they are of Snooki. In the past Snooki has said there will never be naked photos of herself on the internet. This was immediately followed by some naked photos of Snooki being released to the internet. This time she probably just said who cares, and admitted it and no one will remember after next week except for The Situation when he is sitting alone wondering what became of his life in a few years and decides to Google naked Snooki and relive his glory days. If you want to see all of them in their NSFW glory, click here.

Friday, June 08, 2012

Random Photos Part Four

I really have to rearrange the alphabet so Beyonce does not keep coming out on top.
Courteney Cox and Sheryl Crow wonder if a Sheryl Crow, Black Crowes and Counting Crows concert would be just too much.
Eva Mendes parks her own car at the airport. I am impressed. I think she regrets it though.
The Goopster on the set of Iron Man 3
Hilary Swank at some event.
Jimmy Fallon has a book. Wants you to buy it.
Julianne Hough brings her dogs with her to Miami. Bonus points for her.
Also walking dogs are Lirus? Miam? She looks pretty happy doesn't she?
And Kirstie Alley spent the night getting phone numbers for John Travolta.

Random Photos Part Three

Last night was the AFI tribute to Shirley MacLaine and lots of celebrities came out to help her celebrate. Katherine Heigl was there too. Low blow? Aww, she knows I like her now that she has got more humble.
"So, I said, look. All I want is a proper massage. I'm not taking my clothes off so please don't suggest it. I swear on Dianetics."
Quite the table pairing between Jennifer Aniston and Melanie Griffith.
Julia Roberts thought it was a tribute to Arsenio Hall.
Never one to shy away from magic, Jack Nicholson did his bird in the sleeve trick.
The honoree herself.
Katy Perry tries out a new job.
Kate Upton and Kellan Lutz for some product.
Kate Winslet and her umbrella holder.

Random Photos Part Two

Selena Gomez is really pretty. I will give her that, but she tries so hard to be sexy or what she perceives to be sexy and it rarely ever works.

Taylor Swift in her usual flowery print dresses. She and Selena need to change outfits for a week.

You know a kids movie is going to do well if I am going to actually see it. And really well if I am going to see it and it has Jada Pinkett Smith in it.
Jessica Chastain accidentally got caught up in the furry club meeting next door.
How much work has Ben Stiller had done?
Long time no see David Schwimmer. Well, at least he has Madagascar movies every few years to keep him busy. And directing.
Chris Rock and his family.

Random Photos Part One - With Reader Photos

It's not too late to send in your reader photos. I will be posting some every weekday between now and reveal day on July 4th. On July 4th, I will have a big post of all the reader photos that have been sent to me. Please don't send photos of just your pets or just your children. You have to be in the photo with them. E-mail them to me at

Four parts today.

I admit it. I watched Punk'd last night. NPH caught on in about 30 seconds but he played along because he is a funny guy and it was actually more fun than if he had been Punk'd.
Megan Fox tries to hide her growing baby bump with a pillow from BAG. He smells paycheck!!
Reader Photo #1
Reader Photo #2
Reader Photo #3
Reader Photo #4
Reader Photo #5
Penn Badgley looks a little down. Could be because his future mother-in-law was two feet from him.
Peaches Geldof shows off her new baby.

The Video That Will Make Your Day

Normally I don't post videos on Twitter and here but I would be remiss if I didn't share this video with you that PBS did. They auto-tuned Mr. Rogers and I know that right now T-Pain has tears in his eyes somewhere. They should hologram Mr. Rogers and let T-Pain join in on a song.

I'll Have Another Is Out Of The Belmont

I don't normally write about sports here, but I have to say I was really excited at having the chance to watch a horse finally have a really good chance to win the Triple Crown this Saturday. Instead, it looks like another year will have to wait. The horse, I'll Have Another is out of the race, at least according to his trainer. The horse has tendinitis in his leg and won't be able to run.

Four For Friday - He Likes Them Young

As is the case every Friday, I like to encourage everyone to follow me on Twitter. I try to Tweet frequently and to do so about different things than on the site. The button is over there --------->

Tomorrow will be another Saturday reveal and maybe a blind item or two over the weekend. Sunday? Maybe tomorrow too.

This actor is A list. There should be no doubt in your mind that he is. He is also foreign born. He also likes to make sure that his movies are filled with plenty of potential bedmates. He makes it perfectly clear that he wants to have final approval over small roles that are just a line or two so he can have them filled with high school girls he finds attractive. He loves trading roles for sex. Most of the time he gets what he wants just by introducing himself but he saves the ones who hold out from him roles for them to fill. He promises them big Hollywood dreams and all the end up with is his sweaty body on them for a couple of minutes or spanking him and calling him very bad. You would think that with all his kinks that he would stick to women who are older and not just high school seniors. he calls them his personal yearbook. He used to be with someone who could satisfy all his kinks and she would bring home others who were younger, but when she left he gave up on anyone older and prefers them as young as possible. Always legal, but always very young. His favorite expression is my 18th birthday is today.

Most of the teens that take him up on his offers never come back. They have never encountered anything quite like what gets this actor turned on. Those that don't run away he sees frequently and he will definitely call and call and call if he likes you. Of course he will ask you to bring your friends and you are more likely than not to be stranded in a bar somewhere so he can take home a couple of your friends and try them out.

Apparently in the last 5 years he has only been with three or four people over the age of 19. This despite being more than double that age. Not too far from triple that age.

Your Turn

Do you worry about natural disasters or get caught up in some kind of possible end of the world scenario? Do you stockpile food or have a shelter you plan on going to if something happens? I know some people who are prepared for anything and have tons of stuff in their garage. It is like looking at the garage of an extreme couponer but with more life saving stuff thrown in. What happens if the garage gets destroyed in the disaster though? I do have a flashlight. Not so much for emergency preparedness but because I sometimes get freaked out by noises in the corner of the basement at night and even though I can't see them with the flashlight usually, I know it scares them and makes them run away. Hopefully.

Justin Long In New Relationship With Kate Mara

US Weekly says that Justin Long is in a new relationship with Kate Mara. They use the word new because it was probably a date or maybe just coffee, but hey, Drew Barrymore got married and all the photos are in Kneepads so at least US can talk about her ex-boyfriend and who he is dating. The problem is neither of them are that famous so nobody really cares. I care though because it's Friday and because Dodgeball is one of the finest movies ever made so anyone associated with it is a star in my book. Huge star. The biggest on the planet. With the exception of Ben Stiller there is not really an a-hole in the bunch. Also, it's Friday and now that movie will stick in your head and you will see it on FX32 or something like that over the weekend and you will turn it on for just a minute just like you only turned on that Super Sweet 16 for a few minutes and ended up watching 22 episodes back to back.

National Enquirer Blind Item

WHAT married-with-kids A-list movie star has his faithful assistant help him find dates with men on a gay sex website that caters to guys who like Latino and African- American gangster-types? The actor, who has long been rumored to swing both ways, has a kinky penchant for prison thugs!

Fun With Tom Cruise Movies

This ridiculous photo of Tom Cruise led me to think of some movies that might provide some great captions. I'm going to try and come up with 10 so Letterman can take it from me. And I know you must have some great ones that would fit too.

"Is that your Top Gun or are you just happy to see me?"

"Oh, have you been drinking? Looks like this might be Mission Impossible."

"We will make All The Right Moves if The Color Of Money is green."

"I was Born On The Fourth Of July which is why my name is Sparkler."

"Don't tell anyone but I loooooove a nice Firm Cocktail."

"If you pay us extra, we will give you Days Of Thunder and Endless Love."

"You need to use protection because this is a Risky Business."

"This is the first time I have been with a Legend. It is kind of like Losin' It all over again."

"Is it ok if I call you Jerry Maguire in bed?"

"Lions For Lambs sucked."

Blind Item #1

Talk about not having a say in the naming of your child. This actress who is C list based on talent and A list based on name recognition has been told by her husband what they are naming the baby and he has already trademarked the baby's name even though she is not even halfway through her pregnancy. Apparently the husband has already even drawn up business plans and wants the actress to focus more on marketing products he thinks will be a fit between her and the baby. Does she have a say in this? Not really.

Kris Humphries And His Booty Call

So, what is dating and what is a booty call? Do you think that some people who are booty to calls to others believe they are a girlfriend? Kris Humphries' latest calls him her boyfriend, but Kris Humphries says she is just someone he hooks up with and Radar says he had his lawyer send Fatmire Sinanj a letter to stop calling herself his girlfriend. Normally I would put a really? after that sentence, but I'm trying to stop. Don't be the last on your block to stop. Winning the jerk award of the year in June is pretty good. I would say he would have had it locked up except for the married actor hitting on the model on the airplane the other day.

So what if she says that she is his girlfriend. All he has to do is go out with someone else and that costs way less than having your lawyer call her and write her letters. I think he is upset because he wants to have sex every night with a different person and take advantage of being one of the worst players on one of the worst NBA teams who married and got dumped by a porn star.

To have your lawyer jump in for this is idiotic.

National Enquirer Blind Item

WHICH super-famous reality star’s popular perfume is a huge seller, but her new beau can’t stand the scent? The musician boyfriend didn’t want to create a stink and hurt his lady’s feelings because she loves wearing it 24/7, so he LIED and told her he was allergic to ALL perfume!

Brian Presley Denies All The Airplane Tweets By Model

Brian Presley became more famous this week then he ever has as an actor. The married actor who has said he is sober was drinking beers and apparently hitting on Melissa Stetten who is a model. During their flight, Melissa Tweeted it all and it became an internet sensation. Now Brian has said that all he did was say hello and that he finds her Tweets humorous and absurd but that none of it happened and that sobriety rocks. He says he only spoke to her for ten minutes and had nothing to drink and slept through most of the flight.

Angelina Jolie Can Direct Fifty Shades Of Grey If She Wants

Universal loves the idea of having Angelina Jolie direct the first installment of Fifty Shades Of Grey. Apparently if she wants it, the job is hers according to Deadline. It is a unique idea from them. They give Angelina her first big budget directorial role and she gives them buzz for the movie because she is Angelina Jolie. It's rare that you go see a movie because of a director, but during the filming she would be the center of attention and there would be pap photos of her everyday directing it. When she was in Eastern Europe directing In The Land of Blood And Honey the paps found her almost everyday so imagine what they would do if she was closer. I wonder though if directing it would be enough for her. So far she has not said yes or no.

Bob Welch Has Died

Bob Welch, a former member of Fleetwood Mac who also had a solo career, died Thursday of a self-inflicted gunshot wound, police said. He was 65.

I always felt sorry for Bob Welch because he left the band in 1974 I think. Right after he left Fleetwood Mac had their biggest fame and all their number one songs. When they were inducted into the Rock And Roll Hall Of Fame, they didn't include him and he said it was because they didn't like him. Stevie Nicks did say nice things about him yesterday when she heard the news and he did have a fairly solid solo career and even had a song reach number 8.

Hughleys Star Faces Life In Jail For Murder

Dee Jay Daniels was a sweet and adorable looking kid when he starred on the show The Hughleys. For the last ten months though he has been in a Stockton, California jail cell awaiting trial for gang activity and murder. He is being held without bail for the stabbing death of a man outside a bar. He has been charged with a litany of crimes related to the stabbing and also had outstanding warrants for pot possession and driving without a license.

I'm trying to think of another child star who faced life in jail, but am coming up short. I know he was in and out of acting, but apparently he just gave it up.

Thursday, June 07, 2012

Random Photos Part Three

Beyonce is still in Paris. Not sure how she ended up on top though.
David Beckham takes the family to Disney and Harper got some Minnie Mouse ears.
Hello Elizabeth Banks.
When a couple goes from matching clothes to matching haircuts, you know they are going the distance.
Justin Bieber is wearing a mask and going all Michael Jackson on us. Next thing you know he will be sharing a bed with Corey Feldman.
I guess Kendra Wilkinson thinks this is sexy.
Leo and Erin Heatherton ride bikes.
This is a promo pic for Liz & Dick. Looks nothing like what is going on during filming.


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