Saturday, February 25, 2012

Academy Awards Live Blogging

During the Academy Awards I will be blogging live on the site and on my Twitter which will show up on my Facebook. Be sure to follow me on Twitter if you will not be around online. The link is over to the right--------->

I will do the final hour of the pre-show too.

Jimmy Fallon; Pearl Jam And Jeremy Lin

Three of the best things out there in one late night package.

Blind Items Revealed

November 23, 2011

This actress is B list for now. When her crap show goes off the air on that almost network, then I fully expect to see her at a comfortable D. She is the star of the show. Well, at least has the most name recognition. Reason? Shrewd. So shrewd. Dated a B list gay movie actor when he was scorching hot and in a huge couple of movies so got in a lot of pap photos. Although they tried to have sex once or twice, it never really worked out, but what she did learn was how to tie him to the bed and beat him with a paddle. He loved it. Turns out, she loved doing it. Her new boyfriend? A C list actor, maybe B- if you are a fan. They had nothing in common and she was tired of him hitting on her. Then one day he started talking about what he liked in bed. Same thing as the other actor, but this time she does not have to beard.

AnnaLynne McCord

Blind Items Revealed

October 14, 2011

#3 - This A list mogul set the standard for every record producer/artist who came after him. Well, they would probably go ahead and not want the first wife, but everything else is ok. Anyway, lately our mogul has been going on blind dates. His only rule? "They need to be white and not talk very much."

Russell Simmons

Denise Richards & Richie Sambora Have Their Quarterly Date And Sex Party

Once a quarter like clockwork, Denise Richards and Richie Sambora get together for a date and some sex. Well, I am guessing on the sex part. They used to have sex so it is much easier to get back in the sex habit with someone if you have hooked up with them before. I think if they see each other more often than once every few months they realize why they fell apart and Richie gets into his old habits and the next thing you know Denise is sniffing her "makeup" and the whole party comes crashing down. Last seen together in November, the couple were out and about this week.

Mark Wahlberg Says He Has Inside Info About Oscars

Mark Wahlberg says he has a friend at the accounting firm that tabulates the Academy awards votes so Mark knows everyone who will win and lose. Great, just tell us now Mark and we can use the 18 hours broadcast to do other things like watch a show that does not move like an iceberg.

He says The Artist will win Best Picture. It probably will, but no one has even seen it.

Jena Dujardin will win Best Actor and Viola Davis wins Best Actress.

Octavia Spencer and Christoper Plummer are also winners in the acting categories.

Hugo wins at least three awards according to Mark.

It will be interesting to see if he is right.

Douglas Kennedy Beats Up Nurse At Hospital

The son of Robert F Kennedy is in a whole lot of trouble and deservedly so. The son of the former Presidential candidate and namesake of the greatest football field known to man, has been arrested for attacking two nurses. While in the hospital. While holding his two day old baby. Yeah, just imagine what he will do to the kid or his wife. He kicked one nurse in the crotch and and twisted the arm of another because they wanted to make sure the baby was not being treated roughly. Guess they got their answer.

Dancing With The Stars Is Going To Be On Again

It seems like the last season of Dancing With The Stars just ended, but it is already time for a bunch of out of work and out of shape D listers to get their dance on while professional dancers attempt to seduce them or the other way around. Either way there will be lots of illicit sex and some decent dancing. As frequently happens at the beginning of the process, the paps have staked out the rehearsal studios used for the show and have discovered that Jack Wagner will be on the show and Melissa Gilbert and Sherri Shepherd. Not a bad start. I fully expect a Bachelor or Bachelorette castoff and a Disney surprise.

Ted C Blind Item

They'll all be there! Well, almost all: Fake à la Ferocity, Topher Hairy-Tuchus, Charlotte "Chuck" Finger-Dingle and even one of my personal oldie-faves, Trent Spent!

What fun the Academy Awards will be, after all (since we all pretty much know who's going to take home gold, right?), sniffing out all that award-winning private Hollywood Vicing:

Let's see, here are a few things to look out for while you're so busy judging (and cheering!) what everybody's wearing.

Take note:

Fake à la Ferocity has not completely gotten off the synthetic heroin she gets prescribed to her by various fancy doctors round town, but she is indulging less than she used to. I guess that's progress, right? Absolutely! Her head's in the right place—and direction—and her family's way happy about this news, trust.
Topher Hairy-Tuchus, after much finger-pointing and bitching from his peeps, has pretty much given up online hooking up. Just not entirely. And between you and mean and a million other folks, let's just say Fake à la, above, stands a much better chance of ultimately cleaning the Vice outta her life than does our eternally horny Topher. Poor thing (or not).
Trent Spent sold his Vice soul to the domestic devil years ago—news that saddens us every day. After all, nobody had more naughty and mischievous sexual potential than the gorgeous, often insecure bisexual star. But then he met his match and got all cleaned up, dammit! Total waste for everybody except his Trent's lucky S-O-B S.O., ‘course.

Chuck Finger-Dingle is in so many ways the new Fake à la Ferocity. Bitchy and bossy for days, more talent than she really knows what to do with—and a completely equal-opportunity sexual ladder climber. Only thing is, most likely Chuck's going to keep treating her conquests like the crap she so often does and we see a major, major backfiring in the babe's life sooner than later—and we don't just mean professionally.
Oh, and guess what? Fey Oiled-Tush will also be on hand for the super-exciting Oscar Sunday, cannot wait. But the thing is, Fey, who's so busy reheating his career, has gotten overwhelmingly caught up in the A-list projects he's totally busy with that he's completely forgotten that we'd all prefer to be gossiping about his kinky-on-the-floor activities. So don't forget to have some fun with all that podium banter you've been so busy with lately, Fey!
All work and no same-sex play a boring movie star makes!

And They Ain't: Nicole Kidman, Jennifer Lawrence, George Clooney

Friday, February 24, 2012

Random Photos Part Three

Tyra Banks gets the top spot today for getting her degree from The Harvard Business School. Congratulations Tyra.
Cindy Crawford walking the gritty streets of Beverly Hills.
Cheryl Hines also braves the streets.
Is Ciara really still relevant?
Delta Goodrem on some modeling shoot.
Emily Blunt gets her hair done before double dating with Colin Firth and his wife again.
Ivanka Trump in New York.
Why aren't you smiling Justin? It's ice cream. Ice cream makes everyone smile.
Seriously, Nicholas Hoult. Go get some sun.
Jennifer Love Hewitt's character in Client List seems to spend a lot of time strolling. I thought she was more of a Craigslist hooker.

Random Photos Part Two

Five more weeks to go for Jessica Simpson. When do Eric Johnson's unemployment benefits stop?
Justin Timberlake on the set of his new movie. He was paid a visit by
Jessica Biel who was not wearing a ring here or
Katherine Heigl on her way to a meeting where someone will give her another big fat check to star in another bomb.
Kristen Stewart goes for the I just got back from the Caribbean and I paid someone $5 to do my hair on the beach look.
Star on a new show and get invited to red carpets again. Laura Prepon realizes this.
At the same party was Toni Braxton.
You know it is an A list party when you get LeAnn Rimes and the worst boob job in the world and
Mischa Barton as your two headliners.

Random Photos Part One

Three parts today.

Michelle Williams was honored at this Irish party yesterday that was sponsored by JJ Abrams, hence the Bad Robot sign in the back.
Colin Farrell showed up. Does he look good or slimy here?
Robert Downey Jr is available for all your holiday parties and brings his own Santa.
Richard Gere giving his son a ride in Paris.
Reese Witherspoon still in Korea.
Simon Cowell and one of his exes who is now not an ex and Louis Walsh all getting blitzed.
Katharine McPhee on the set of Smash which would have already been canceled except for The Voice keeping it barely afloat.
Sharon Stone's outfit looks like something Ed Grimley might wear.
That is Kate Beckinsale on the left of this trio and I didn't even recognize her.
Will Smith and Josh Brolin enjoying Rio. Without wives.

Padma Lakshmi's Billionaire Boyfriend Gave Money To Padma's Daughter

Before he died last November, Padma Lakshmi's billionaire boyfriend changed his will to make sure that Padma's baby will be taken care of forever. Umm, isn't the baby daddy the guy who runs Dell? I think the last thing Padma's baby will need is financial support as she grows up. How about giving it to charity? Or maybe the baby daddy has said once child support ends then he is done. Since Krishna is only 2, presumably the trust fund set up will be huge by the time she is able to collect.

No More Kim Richards On Real Housewives

I really would love to have a season free of Taylor Armstrong but unfortunately it does not look it is going to happen. The rumors are that the only member of the cast not returning to Real Housewives-Beverly Hills is Kim Richards who said she was going to focus on her rehab and not be on the show. Doesn't she need the money though? Who is going to fight with Brandi? Camille Grammer is also 50/50 at this point. She was so boring this season compared to last. That is the effect of seeing yourself on television. She did have the best reveals during the season though except for when Brandi would shout out hings which may or may not have been true.

Four For Friday

Don't forget that every Saturday I clean out my archives and reveal old blind items that have not seen the light of day in awhile. Also, if you follow me on Twitter I have blind items there that I do not do on the site.

#1 - This A list mogul and A list television and movie actor wants to sign one of the original divas to a new show. She was an A list singer and a first class diva but is now just a struggling C lister. All of his coworkers say no because the singer is all diva and no acting anymore. She has become a cartoon.

#2 - What C list wannabe hip hop singer/and "actor" scored drugs for his now dead ex-girlfriend before she died?

#3 & 4 - What C list television and movie actress had an author "mugged and beaten" because he was going to reveal all in a book about her B list movie actor husband and name all the names of every male celebrity he has ever had sex with.

Your Turn

If you were a plastic surgeon would you perform surgery on your adopted daughters to give them larger breasts? Do you think surgeons should treat their families? If you are a doctor you would probably prescribe your family medicine if they got sick so how is this different? Is it right for a dad to be working on his daughter's breasts? Creepy?

National Enquirer Blind Item

WHICH former sitcom star SAYS he’s clean and sober, but is actually back on drugs and doing worse than ever?

The actor, who is trying to stage a career comeback, is showing up to interviews high as a kite, but Hollywood seems to finally be over his outlandish antics.

Lindsay Lohan Says Elizabeth Taylor Gave Her A Ring

Elizabeth Taylor was a very generous woman who had lots of friends and admirers and was not above giving gifts, but I have a hard time believing that Elizabeth Taylor gave Lindsay Lohan a gift or even knew who she was. Lindsay is running around town saying that shortly before Lindsay died, Elizabeth sent her a ring with a note and that Lindsay put it away in a safe place and has never taken either of them out until she was asked to portray Elizabeth Taylor for what will be the worst Lifetime movie ever. Think about that. A network which features made for television movies starring Tori Spelling or Mr. Tori Spelling and this will be the worst.

I also don't believe Lindsay. I believe if given the chance she would steal a ring from Elizabeth Taylor, but how come she has never mentioned it before? She mentions everything. If Elizabeth Taylor sent her something it would ave been Tweeted that second and plastered all over the internet. I can't wait to hear the one about how Marilyn Monroe's family gave her something.

JK Rowling Writing New Book - For Adults

JK Rowling is getting paid $8M for her next novel and it is not about Harry Potter or anyone in Harry Potter. Ostensibly it is for adults, but I think adults made up about half her Harry Potter readers so I think it is unfair to say those books were for kids. Would you read a 7 year old Deathly Hallows? I don't think so. No one knows what the book will be about and I do wonder whether it will be any good, but at least she did not just give up on writing like so many authors who get one great book or series out of themselves and then just go into hiding because they can't write anymore.

BuzzFoto Blind Item

According to a source, there is a very religious actor (probably B/C list now) that seeks out members of his faith in Hollywood and if they don’t follow the tenets of the faith, turns them in to local leaders.

Victoria Beckham Likes Eva Longoria's Breasts

Apparently Victoria Beckham is one of those women who are perfectly happy grabbing the breasts of other women in public. Specifically in this case, the breasts of Eva Longoria. You really have to be close with someone to do that even if you are just messing around. Even if I am really good friends with a woman I don't think I would ever grab her breasts and pose for photographs. At what point are you good enough friends for the breast grab? Did David get a turn?

Selena Gomez Got Her First Tattoo

Selena Gomez started off small. All that nonstop talking by Justin Bieber about how great tattoos are and that he can't wait to look like Travis Barker have finally got to Selena Gomez who took the plunge and got a tattoo. Thankfully she did not get the words Justin or a picture of a little girl on her body, but instead got a heart for the inside of her wrist. It looks like a mole. It probably took five minutes, but now she has a story about how she got inked up by a guy who has his face tattooed and thought it would look good, but it doesn't and what can you do about it after you have a face tattoo. You just keep pretending it looks good and wishing that you had not a) got drunk or b) lost that bet.

Justin Timberlake & Jessica Biel To Get Married This Summer?

Outside of an after party where everyone was drunk, no one has seen an engagement ring and the only confirmation the couple being engaged came from Justin's grandmother, but somehow Justin Timberlake and Jessica Biel are getting married this summer and she has already picked out her dress and is auditioning bridesmaids as we speak. I just don't see it. Does anyone understand the publicity shyness here? It is not like they have been private before. Who is the one who is not comfortable being engaged to the other and has told them not to take it too public?

Angelina Jolie Writes Foreword For Billy Bob Thornton's Book - Here Is An Excerpt

Billy Bob Thornton wrote a book. Well he talked and Kinky Friedman did the writing. Pretty good ghost writer. Anyway, Angelina Jolie wrote the foreword and I have a copy.

"I have known Billy Bob Thornton for many years. From the first days on our set of filming, I knew I would end up taking Laura Dern from him and that as many times as John Cusack hit on me, I would keep ignoring him. Too vanilla. I like spicy. Nothing says spicy to me than a guy who is 5'5" and weighs 95 pounds. A man who hates Canada and chain smokes while we have sex. A man who calls Brad, Bradley and teases him about his hair. A man who is not afraid to be rough with me and call his ex-girlfriends while we have sex and invite them over.

I remember the day when we got some razor blades and were going to chop up some coke when the blade slipped and cut my wrist. Suddenly there was blood and I told him we should put some in vials and wear them around our necks. So, we dumped out the coke and put the blood in there and then smeared it all over our bodies and had sex while we watched "Friends" and I plotted getting my next man.

No, not Brad. But Max. This was the end of my relationship with Billy Bob. He was jealous over my son and we also knew that if we were to continue, one of us would die because the sex was too intense; neither of us ate for weeks on end in a competition to see who could look more anorexic; and his hair coloring was out of control. A box a day is just too much Billy Bob. Anyway, I hope you enjoy the book as much as I enjoy my time with Billy."

I Wish I Had Watched Nancy Grace Last Night

I don't know how I missed the verdict in the guy who cut off his wife's oxygen while scuba diving on their honeymoon and killed her for the insurance money so he could marry his high school sweetheart who he had been sleeping with the entire time. I'm not sure how an Alabama judge said the prosecutors did not prove their case when the guy confessed to manslaughter in Australia and served 18 months in jail for the crime. Granted, not a long time to serve in jail for killing someone, but he plead guilty. As in he did it and yet prosecutors in Alabama did such an awful job that it never even went to the jury and the judge stopped them after they presented their case and said the a-hole was free to go. I know he has been with his high school girlfriend and current wife for a while now, but does she really sleep all that well at night? Oh, maybe she was the mastermind? Did Nancy Grace go off last night?

Brooke Mueller Charged With Possession With Intent To Distribute

Obviously Aspen is a world where it is ok to beat your wife and threaten to kill her, but if you have coke on you, then watch out because you face some serious jail time. Brooke Mueller was charged not just with possession of coke from her arrest last year, but also intent to distribute. It seems that Brooke had over four grams of coke with her. Looks like we know where she was spending that child support money. When you have that much coke on you, they assume you are a drug dealer and not just a rich celebrity with high tolerance and a serious habit.

Robbery By Sudden Snatching

Sometimes I love the descriptions of crimes. Mopery. Exposing yourself to a blind person. Forget just robbery or armed robbery. How about robbery by sudden snatching. It is when some guy runs up to you and steals your bag. It used to be called a mugging but they gave that a different definition now. Anyway, robbery by sudden snatching is what Chris Brown will hopefully be charged with in Miami after he suddenly snatched an iPhone from a woman who was attempting to take his photo at 4am outside a club. The thing is he was already in his car, rolled down the window, pulled up next to the woman who he referred to as a b**ch and snatched the phone from her hand. I'm sure all the Chris Brown supporters will just say she is so lucky that he took his phone and that he can have their phone too and that she was so lucky he spoke to her and they can call him b**ch all day too while he uses their face as a punching bag.

Gerard Butler Is In Rehab

Gerard Butler is in rehab. He went to Betty Ford instead of Cirque De Soleil in Utah. I know it is not called that, I just always think of that whenever I hear about the Utah rehab place. Gerard's people say that he checked in for problems related to his dependency on prescription medicine.

This is the part that kills me. The statement from his people lists his biggest movie to remind people why he is a star. Forget the crap he has made lately, they want you to know that he is in pain because he gave you such a great performance in 300. Whatever. He is not just in there because of pain from filming movies and some prescription medicines. Be honest. I really don't care if he was doing coke or heroin or smoking crack with Whitney Houston. If he were honest about it and not shilling his career in his statement, I would like him a whole lot more. He probably also aggravated his pain with his weekend long "relationship" with Brandi Glanville.

Thursday, February 23, 2012

Random Photos Part Three

The top spot today goes to Lisa Kudrow because she is a great actress who does not get much attention and she still looks amazing.
Second place went to the reunion of Star Jones and Barbara Walters. They would have won, but the love looked fake.
Alec Baldwin and his girlfriend have reconciled. For now.
Congratulations to Amber Riley who has lost two dress sizes the past year.
The new Hollywood diet. Eat your shoes.
Elisabetta Canalis is back from Italy and her grope fest with Steve-O.
I actually like this look on Emmy Rossum.
Jennifer Aniston got a star which is a comedown after hand and footprints. Plus, where she is no, tourist will ever acidentally see her, they will have to make a big effort.
To, me this is a much bigger deal and the Queen and Helena Bonham Carter both are smiling big. Do you think the Queen called Helena mom?


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