Friday, August 24, 2007
The Looks Like Oral Sex Photo Of The Day
Last time we had Anne Hathaway doing the giving to her boyfriend, but this time it's the guy's turn as Benji Madden is guided in his attempt by Sophie Monk.
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Four For Friday
#1 This drug free celebutante was spotted doing lines of coke last night.
#2 This female, who is a former A list television star and B list film actress had to have her stomach pumped a few months ago because she ate a brownie laced with more than the pot she thought was in it. Turns out some friends of friends brought the special brownies, while she thought she was eating brownies prepared by friends. It happened after all the guests had left, but the hosts were still there. She started freaking out within 10-15 minutes, and then collapsed. A private doctor at the resort was called in and her stomach pumped.
#3 This B list television actress on a network show was told be her doctor recently that anymore plastic surgery would leave her unable to perform many facial expressions. She is holding off until she decides whether being a great actress or looking 10 years younger is better. Well, she isn't that great of an actress, so might as well go for the looks I say.
#4 This B list film actor's assistant forgot to bring the actor's special shoes for a recent photocall which forced the actor to wear regular shoes and be 4 inches shorter than normal. After the 4th comment, our actor decided to remain sitting for the entire photocall. Not Sly Stallone. Think younger, but also think someone who used to be A list.
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Random Photos Part One
Whenever Britney leaves a nightclub standing, I think we have to call it a win-win situation. Plus, she looks decent. This is a much better wig than most of the rat's nests she calls wigs. My schoolgirl fantasies usually don't have Mischa Barton in them. I have a hard enough time performing without thinking of her. It's embarrassing to be the only impotent self-gratifier on the planet, but admitting it is the first step. I'm addicted. Maybe 82 minutes in jail will help me see the light.










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Labels: 50 Cent, Britney Spears, Cameron Diaz, Emilie de Ravin, Gina Gershon, Jay-Z, Joel Madden, Kanye West, Katherine Heigl, Melissa Joan Hart, Mischa Barton, Nicole Richie, Reese Witherspoon, Sean Combs
Victoria Beckham Is Full Of Crap
"I haven't even been shopping in LA apart from to get a few things for the house - there are so many other things to do. And I love driving about and exploring."
Ummmm. That house must be really full. These are just the pictures where I could actually confirm she was shopping. Why does she need to lie?
Shopping July 14
After Shopping July 23
Shopping July 24
Shopping July 27
Shopping August 12
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Ryan Phillipe Is Full Of Crap
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Amy Winehouse Story In Photos
Instead of rehashing an article or telling the same story everyone else has, I just decided to summarize using photos.
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Music News And Photos
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So Are Half Naked Pictures Of The Russian President Gossip?
I don't know if they are, but I would run half naked photos of the Bush twins and I know that if I see photos of George or Bill half naked, I will run those. These photos have caused a scandal I think mainly because other leaders don't quite have the guns of Putin. Allegedly there was run on condoms after the photos were first released in Russia last week because the women all got horny. Whatever. I thought about running some recent photos of Tony Blair and his naked man boobs, but he had already resigned, so now he was a former Prime Minister with man boobs. Not as fun.
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My Children Are In A Wonderful Place

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Jake Gyllenhaal's Special Friend Busted For DUI
The 27 year old actor failed a breathalyzer test at the scene and was taken to jail.
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Britney's Former Manager Hiding From Process Servers
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Ted C. Blind Item
Mercurial Manfred’s quite the entertainer. All the the social boys 'n' girls live for the multitalented dude’s in-demand party offerings (and I don’t just mean the pretty dudes M.M.’s known for bringing along—hmmm, wonder if that’s been a very expensive endeavor on Mr. M’s part?). But not only does Manny know how to sex up a Hollywood do, he knows how to croon for his supper, too!
And most folks—more so in the Kathy Hilton set, not the fried-to-the-hilt Paris scene—who invite M2 are only too ecstatic to get the guy, after great cajoling, to finally agree to belt out a song or...16, as it sometimes turns out to be. I mean, it’s not everybody who gets Mercurial Manfred to perform at their private dos.
But honey-pies, gotta tell ya: These lucky hosts don’t feel so damn fortunate once they receive a little thank-you note, always beautifully written and composed, from M.M. the following ayem. 'Cause along with the lined note is always one very nasty little something:
A turd, you wonder? Or a guide for better party giving, perhaps?
No. Worse: a bill. Usually to the tune of several thousand smackers.
Good thing more than a few (select) folks are saying good riddance ‘bout M.M. these days, wonder why?
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Thursday, August 23, 2007
Was Lindsay Lohan Spotted Buying Beer?--Plus, She Gets One Day In Jail. Yes, Just One Day
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