Lederhosen Are Cool In Paula Abdul's World
Paula --"Hmm. Honey what should I wear today for my flight to NY? There are sure to be lots of pap here and in LA."
JT Torregiani --"I'm trying to sleep. You pay me to be with you, not to answer your questions."
Paula--"You are so right. Honey, I think you are just going to be the biggest star. Your restaurants are the best and you look amazing this morning. I think I'll wear these Lederhosen. No one will ever expect this. I wonder why there were so many pairs in the store. I think they should just be flying off the shelves."
Loud crash is heard as well as the squeals of a dog and a bottle breaking.
Paula--"I think this ugly top and hideous scarf just make it work don't you honey?"
JT--"I told you to leave me alone."
Paula--"I love you like I love Simon. You know we really do love each other. When he ignores me and hits me and pretends he doesn't recognize my phone number, I know he still loves me."
"Ummm Paula. Could you sign my daughter's piece of paper and not her hand?"
3 comments:
Why yes, those ARE lederhosen, which, along with her blouse, were made out of drapes. I saw her hanging from trees with some kids singing, "Doe a deer, a female, deer..." Lots of slurring in the song, too. Oh, that kooky Paula!
lol! With all th Simpsons references lately, you should have put her side by side with Uter!
Call me moronic, but I don't think it looks half bad.
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