Thursday, December 06, 2007

Osama Was Working The Drive Thru Window At The Kabul McDonalds


The man who lived my life by eating McDonalds every day for a month in Super Size Me has maybe done something that the US Government has been unable to do for over six years. Morgan Spurlock has quite possibly found Osama Bin Laden.

This all begins back at the Berlin International Film Festival in February, where Spurlock showed a select group of potential buyers 15 minutes of footage from his new documentary, Where in the World Is Osama bin Laden? The film follows Spurlock through the Middle East in his search for the elusive leader of al-Qaida. The Weinstein Co. allegedly bought the film before everyone else saw it, but let it play because they wanted to piss off the other buyers.

Adding to the belief that Spurlock found Osama is the quote from the director of photography for the film who said in Variety, "We've definitely got the Holy Grail."

Sure this could all be publicity, but if not true, could backfire worse than Geraldo and Al Capone's vault. The whole damn country was teased about that for a month, and there was absolutely nothing.

The film is slated to premiere at Sundance in January. (Maybe) I think they might hold off on that if the buzz gets loud enough and just to try and open in as many theaters as possible. Of course if it is a big publicity stunt, than a movie theater in Utah in January might be best.

11 comments:

jax said...

Well i guess if you have the balls to eat Mc Dick's for a month then I guess looking for a mass murderer ain't no thing...

anon said...

Hez--- is that you?

jax said...

me..or the poster? still same old jax.

anon said...

You sure jax? Hez has disappeared-

Tracee said...

Jax ignore Anon...little bit of a stalker that one.

Isn't that a matter of national security...wouldn't they get fucked up if they withheld where they could find "America's #1 Enemy?"

What a bunch of crock.

jax said...

i am the orig jax..trust. hez is still available for your stalking enjoyment on her own blog.

jax said...

tracee..you have to be actually wanting to find someone to..find them.

i find it hard to beleive they can't find a 6 foot 6 man who needs dialysis daily to live...but they can however find Saddam hiding in a small hole in the middle of the desert.

Tracee said...

I totally agree. They lied to us in our time of pain and I believe he was a scapegoat, BUT I still think Morgan is full of crap...of course I might change my mind once I see the video.

Gawd, is it 2009 yet? It's like America is walking around with a cancerous growth on it nutsacks. And that growth is called BushCheneyRice.

jax said...

i think thats a combo at the schezuan place down the road.

I'll have a #3 combo Cheynebush with a side of rice.

p m said...

i agree guys, i don't think we were ever really looking for him.
sad, isn't it?

bionic bunny! said...

cheynebush with a side of rice--holy crap, jax, you kill me!
i thought rice didn't come with that anymore?