Tuesday, July 15, 2008

Today Is Sharleen Spiteri Day


You are probably asking yourself just who in the hell is Sharleen Spiteri and so I'm going to tell you. First if all she is from Scotland and is the lead singer of Texas. I know that I don't talk about Paris Hilton much on the site, and honestly, I think the world is a better place for it. However, I know that some of you may every now and again read other sites in which they discuss Paris, and perhaps you even read about her. Shocker!! I know.

And perhaps when you were reading one of those sites last month you heard about an incident at a London club involving Ms. Hilton and an ass kicking. Turns out she didn't get punched or anything but she did get threatened with a good ass kicking and it was by none other than Sharleen.

In an interview with Metro UK, Sharleen stated that she initially got pissed at Paris because Paris was dancing on her friends' coats at a party and refused to move. Not couldn't move, refused to move, because obviously Paris feels that her feet cannot touch the floor. It is why she has a magical carpet named Benji that she can walk all over to get from point A to point B and also just in general.

Anyway, here is what Sharleen had to say. Remember, this is after Paris had refused to move despite being asked, told and cajoled many times.

"I took some of my drink in a straw and blew it over her, that moved her. She went: 'Who are you, you f***ing bitch?' Then people threw ice cubes at her and it all went off."

"I was embarrassed to even be exchanging dialogue with her. She just went on and on. I got up out of my chair and said: 'Look, if you don't f**k off, I'll kick the s**t out of you.'"

So, Paris did what she normally does in such a situation. She put her fake smile on, got the collar and leash for Benji and rode him out of there.



22 comments:

MontanaMarriott said...

OH I LOVE ME SOME TEXAS!

Kristen S. said...

Man, I wish she would have followed through! Ah well, someone's bound to beat her senseless one of these days.

Damned said...

So did Paris just flee in the face of someone who has actual talent and a reason for existing? I imagine it's like matter and anti-matter: the two should never meet!

jax said...

ever since she did a song with Method Man i've loved sharleen.

Mooshki said...

"I was embarrassed to even be exchanging dialogue with her."

Awesome.

Feebes said...

She's Irish AND wants to give Paris the smack down? My day just got a lot better.

Harriet Hellfire said...

Ahahaha, love it!

Reese said...

Sharleen looks like a clone of Jennifer Garner. Too bad she didn't go Sydney Bristow on Paris.

Feebes said...

Whoops, she's Scottish. Sorry 'bout that but still two thumbs way WAY up.

lainiekazan said...

I hereby delare Sharleen to be my new BFF. Love her!

Tea Lady said...

As only a true ladette could have done it! Go Sharleen! I'd never heard Texas before but like the video. Will be checking out more of them later.

Emma31 said...

for the love of god, will someone PLEASE kick the Sh*t out her.

mngddess said...

I think we should all join the new subsidiary of CDAN, The Sharleen Spiteri Fan Club.

I'll be VP.

Also, Enty, can you get rid of the disgusting photo of Spencer Pratt? I have to put a Post-It note on my computer screen to block out his ugly face.

Ernestine said...

This is the hottest bitch alive. My new idol. GOD, I love her!!!

In support of Sharleen, I shall now visit I-tunes and download some Texas! I forgot about them, actually, but I used to LOVE that "Black-eyed Boy" song.

RagDoll said...

mngoddess:

I'm in, too! I'm suddenly one of her biggest fans.

Judi said...

LOL, Emma!!! Maybe if enough people threaten her, she'll disappear. Yeah, just wishful thinking. Add me as a Spiteri fan, too.

Ms. said...

Love her. I'm a fan for life.

Ent, reward her. Give her a blurb once a week for a year. Pretty please?

tania said...

There was more - according to Sharleen, one of Hilton's security peeps (who was British) advised Paris 'not to pursue this' (guess he knew you don't mess with a Glaswegian!). And Paris retreated like the spoiled coward she is. Hah!

Sexecution said...

I am always happy when there is a chance that Paris might possibly be beaten do death in a club, nobody the wiser. Other than possible janitorial suffering when that plastic haired thing is found in the harsh light of day. God I am sick just thinking about what she looks like in sunlight. ugh.

gillian said...

All Hail Sharlene!! Texas were awesome- I actually thought they had split up?

Paris needs a good smack in the face- one that ends with her fake nose bent out of shape and requiring another nose job. So more of a punch, really. Can't stand that skanky, waste of space ho!

bigbadbob said...

I have just bought and listened to Sharleens album "Melody" and can i say "FANTASTIC" but i cant help feeling a lot of resentment and maybe vengeance (Sorry Sharleen) in the titles and lyrics, but no matter i look forward to another another Carling Academy.

Heartwing said...

Ernestine said, "This is the hottest bitch alive. My new idol. GOD, I love her!!!" LOL...I couldn't agree more! I wonder if Shar would be my BFF if I tracked down Paris and made her appologize? I'd call it a quest and throw in something shiny, like the Holy Grail or one of Paris' doggy collars?