Thursday, March 25, 2010

Today's Blind Items

This B list tweener television actress dabbles in coke and pot. Nothing serious except that she is way too young to be doing it. A few weeks ago, she was at a party and did a line of coke and someone asked when the first time was for her and our actress said, "my older C list actor brother gave me some when I was about 12."

65 comments:

Shmooey said...

The Osment girl, the brother being H. Joel Osment?

It's the only tweener I can think of with an older actor brother. He is known to like the pot.

chkyface said...

I'm not sure I'm reading this right...is it her brother, who is an actor, or an actor who plays her brother on tv?

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Jess said...

If it wasn't for the "she is way too young" I would go with Emily Osment

KellyLynn said...

Definitely Emily Osment.

Jess said...

I thought the "way too young" was for someone under 18. Emily is already 18 but I can't think of anyone else

Lady J said...

I don't think this is Emily because she just turned 18.

SkittleKitty said...

Also, I don't think Haley Joel Osment has dropped to C-list necessarily. C-list to me is "never knew the name" level.
But I don't have any better guesses. I'm not up on tween stars...

Ellen said...

I think this could totally be Emily Osment. Nice brother! Older brothers are supposed to protect their little sisters!

Char said...

Maybe I'm getting old but I think just turned 18 is still way too young to be doing lines.

converse.girl said...

Miranda Cosgrove. I think he ment brother in the show. Which I think Drake Bell or Josh Peck might have introduced her to it.

jax said...

i wasn't aware there was a Legal Coke Age,sounds like the Osment kid.

Pookie said...

no idea, but OMG. =O

sunnyside1213 said...

Sounds like someone younger than 18. I have nothing.

sunnyside1213 said...

LOL @ jax....can you imagine.

RocketQueen said...

Um, Haley Joel is C if not D. Great guesses, everyone.

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Employee News Week 3 said...

It is a quiet secret that Drake Bell has been in and out of rehab -Miranda for the win !!

Samantha said...
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Samantha said...

Abigail Breslin maybe? She's almost 14.

ms_goddess said...

My first thought was Emily Osment, but I think I like Samantha's guess better. I can only think of one movie Abigail Breslin's brother (Spencer Breslin did - The Cat in the Hat). And she is SO much younger than Emily. What a shame if it's true though - I absolutely love Abigail's work and so want her to grow up to be "normal."

Liz said...

Abigail is not a tv actress. She does mainly movies.

Beth said...

I was thinking Miley. She has an older brother. I don't know that Miley would be B list though, would she?

Do You Come with the Car? said...

The official definition of a tweener is someone 10-12 years old - not a little kid, but not a teen yet. Emily Osment is way far on the other side of being a tweener.

chucky-baby said...

on here the reference to a tweener is the age group the performer is adored by. Someone who is popular with the tweener age set. Examples would be shows on Disney and Nick, singers like Justin Bieber, Miley, Demi, Selena, the Jonas bros etc. and my first thought for this blind was 'nooo, not Emily Osment' but she really has been trying hard to look edgy in her music videos.

palealebrew10 said...

Emily Osment FTW. I've heard crazy and pretty legitimate stories of Haley Joel, who goes to NYU or at least went there. Friends with some old classmates of mine. He's a nice guy, but he definitely, 100% dabbles in coke and is a drinker. He would get some of the NYU kids into clubs all while underage because he was the sixth sense kid.

Entyisafraud said...

"Jax"frantically sputters that yes, she's met this rotund lawyer and yes, he lives in his mom's basement, and on and on. Laughably pathetic.Some of the CDAN folks would be ripe for Jim Jones and his koolaid.;)
That's why Michael K.is so preferable, because he isn't running a scam, he is who he says he is, and he isn't trying to play games and create a false character to sell ads and get hits. I hate liars.

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Mango said...

Some of the CDAN folks would be ripe for Jim Jones and his koolaid.

Koolaid? I prefer Crystal Light, TYVM. Much kinder to the hips...

The Osment girl seems like a good guess but too old (old at 18, HA!), and if she's been hanging around with Smiley Cyrus, doing coke would be no surprise to anyone.

Sad as it seems, I think it's Miranda Cosgrove, FTW. Or FTL. :(

Himmmm said...

Dear entyISaFraud:
It’s the protocol of CDAN folks NOT to reply to people like you. So I’m breaking it to take a moment and state the obvious, whilst attempting some understanding of the foul stench emanating from your keyboard (which may simply be your lack of proper genital hygiene).

What, exactly, is your deal? Are you so totally out to lunch that you don’t realize that you're on a GOSSIP SITE. On the INTERNET? And you’re campaigning like you hold the winning trifecta numbers at God’s Own Horse Track?

Do you NOT REALIZE that we, (that’s all of us minus you), are here because WE CHOOSE? That we don’t give a happy horseshit if “Enty” is male, female, herm, or a fucking random-generating self-replicating war-dialing Herpe-bot from the Ukraine stealing our credit card numbers while we laugh at the posts?

Are YOU so fucking THICK that you don’t get it? That we’re here of our own volition, because we LIKE it? Nobody is here to warn our brethren to repent and save ourselves lest we be sentenced to eternity in Hollywood Hell filled with reality TV stars and GaGa music. I don’t care if the only REAL thing “Enty” posts is a fucking “Where’s Waldo” game searching for Tara Reid’s belly button and Steve Guttenberg’s career. Fact is: We dig it.

Obviously, you parents were related BEFORE marriage. I only guess this explains why we all see you wearing your Star Trek floaties there in the shallow end of the gene pool.
Are you the type of person who stops in the middle of the best sex of your life...because your hand cramps up? Is it fun for you to hide your own Easter Eggs?
I’ll bet you were that kid who popped wood to be hall monitor huh?

Perhaps, in your off hours (or when the monitoring anklet you’re ordered by the court to wear - breaks), you go around yelling to kids that there’s no Santa Claus. Or maybe you stroll through a local Hospice to tell them all to give up? Am I right? Well listen “FRAUD”: I don’t care how fucking special your Nana tells you that you are (when she trims the crust off your bread), you're not fucking special. You'll most likely die alone, sad, and very pale with nothing but a cum-stain where an normal adult relationship should be.

Yes, I am an asshole (usually on Fridays). So understand when I tell you that every single person on this site is superior to you.
Not that you’d know it, but I’m a pretty decent guy until somebody wants to crash the party with their “Neighborhood Watch” arm band waving a water pistol. I rarely stoop to the lowest level of intellectual combat (of arguing in the comments) but I’m doing this not only for me – but for the tons of good people who just wanna come here and soak it in. They’re too nice to say it – I’m not.

The point is that,(drum roll please): “TA-DAA! WE DON’T GIVE A FUCK!!!” We are HERE because we like the site, like each other...and for a few minutes each day manage to find refuge from the office douche (that would be YOU) and enjoy being bathed in the mindless twitter-shit of Hollywood fuckery writ large. There is NOBODY alive who gives two happy fucks what you have to say. Go back to your own site and post photos of yourself decked out in the latest home-Jedi apparel (or bedazzling you’re My Little Pony Collection).

Some of the people on this site have endured and amazingly lived through – TONS of serious rough shit in our lives. We don’t need you to pop up like a Nun at an orgy to attempt to display your superiority. So go back: No one will miss you (except for maybe the rest of the “Furries & Fluffies” Porn Forum, or wherever the hell a double-fisting-sphincter-Supershit like you comes from), Ye Almighty EntyIsAFraud. So...in closing, just leave. You whiney fucking maggot.

Sincerely,
(Your Mom) and The Entire Roster of Everyone Ever to Read CDAN

Beensie said...

Well said Himmmmm! (clap,clap,clap)

angela said...

tweener = tween 12 and 20.

JessieE said...

Himmmm --

I love you.

jessiee

Wendy Wilshire said...

To Himmmm: in the words of Chris Farley in Tommy Boy .... that was awesome!!

sunnyside1213 said...

Who's to say Michael K. is real and gay and even in NYC? Has anyone met him? Or his cat?

*girl said...

Himmmmm - I love you as well.

I think you just blew my mind a little.

Leah said...

Oh,
I was a hall monitor :(

Other than that, I haven't laughed so hard in a while!

My guess was Emily O too.

Sue Ellen Mishkey said...

Michael K has a dog! Not a cat! And there was a clip of him talking about his blog on a gay web show, so he does exist. He's a darling little gay (but aren't they all?)

empyrios said...

Himmmmm- i had a mini orgasm reading that. Cheers ;)

Icecat said...

@Himmmmm - YOU FUCKING ROCK!!!!

As for the blind. I am horrible at the tweener guesses. But I will put in my two cents that I think the blind is refering to her "real life" brother not her TV brother. That's how I took it at least.

I guess I'm on the Osment train.

And, also, Michael K. is real - I also read the interview with him, with his picture.
Great article BTW.
Love MK and his little doggie!
Here is the link to the article:

http://technorati.com/blogging/article/up-close-and-personal-with-dlisteds/

Sue Ellen Mishkey said...

@Icecat

That wasn't the interview I was talking about, but it's a good one none the less.

God, MK is cute as hell. I just want to suffoacte him in my chichi's and paint gorgeous chola eyebrows on him.

lyz said...

Himmmm...that was Good!....Really REALLY good!

Icecat said...

@Sue Ellen Mishkey

LOL!!!

MK would love that. Especially if your chichi's are Aretha sized :)

Let's kidnap him - I'll bring the sharpie!

Me.. said...

Himmmmmmmm... I LOVE when someone can get out there and say what EVERYONE else wants to.. (haha me included).. Very nicely put... Cheers n Beers.. ;)

Sue Ellen Mishkey said...

Can I just say that I think that Himmmm is the poster previously known as lessuckno et al. I didn't think that until that post up there. I recognize that vitriol.

Icecat said...

@Sue Ellen - Is that a good thing or a bad thing?? I'm to new here to know who lessuckno is/was...

Lisa said...

There's no way this is Emily & Haley Joel Osment. First of all, I stay pretty abreast on celebrity news and I've never HEARD of Emily. This in itself tells me that she is not "B-List." And if this girl that I've never heard of in my life is B-List, there is no way her very famous brother is C-List. Haley Joel has been off the radar for awhile, but there's no way he is any lower than B-List.

Lisa said...

There's no way this is Emily & Haley Joel Osment. First of all, I stay pretty abreast on celebrity news and I've never HEARD of Emily. This in itself tells me that she is not "B-List." And if this girl that I've never heard of in my life is B-List, there is no way her very famous brother is C-List. Haley Joel has been off the radar for awhile, but there's no way he is any lower than B-List.

Sue Ellen Mishkey said...

@Icecat

I guess that depends on who you are. It's a troll thing.

chopchop said...

Himmm ... that was brilliant. Bravo!

Lady J said...

@Himmm

F@*#ing Awesome. Couldn't have said it better.

sunnyside1213 said...

@ Sue Ellen. Mea culpa...I thought MK had a cat. He is adorable. I love his site.

dreadpiratecuervo said...

Lisa, you must not have kids. Emily Osment plays Miley Cyrus' BFF on Hannah Montana. She's not regular celeb B-list but she's definitely tweener B-list.

Katie said...

"...Star Trek floaties" "...pop up like a nun at an orgy..."

Himmmm, if I ever stop giggling, I will nominate you for poet laureate of CDAN. You are a hoot!

RocketQueen said...

Round of applause for Himmmm :) I totally have to bring "maggot" back into my daily vocab!
And for the record, yes, MK says he has a dog, but has love for all furry creatures, so I love him AND "Enty".

Just Another Blonde said...

"I don’t care how fucking special your Nana tells you that you are (when she trims the crust off your bread), you're not fucking special."

That is comedy GOLD. I laughed so hard, I almost cried... Sweet Jesus I love this himmmm character. In a totally sexual "let's make CDAN babies while smoking a doob" way...


That is all.

Himmmm said...

Thanks friends :-) And Sue Ellen dear? Not sure of whom you reference, but I've always only been "Himmm" (or Me -lol) minus the time I gave Enty a pic and Enty posted it on-site WITH my freakin' REAL NAME as a thanx! MAJOR embarassed! But Sue? I'll still share my sandwich with 'ya in the park anytime (a prior post joke).
Sorry to hijack the Comms...back to the guesses! I have yet to hear a bad guess (which is all the more sad yet true). Have a great, safe, and fun weekend all! I do LOVE allz-youz-guyz too! PS - FYI? The "Himmmm" name? I got from Cannonball Run (Dom Deluise). Classic cheeseball fun).

childeroland said...

I think 'actor brother' just means ''brother who's an actor'--not brother on a show--and Cosgrove is (I believe, might be wrong) an only child. Tweener probably means anyone who appeals primarily to tweens. No way Miley is B-list as a tweener, but, as a tweener, Emily is. I guess Haley could be looked as a C-list actor, but are there any other tweener TV actresses we might not know but might be B-list on the tweener scale?

Sue Ellen Mishkey said...

ha, I remember the sandwhich in the park. I've got a few brain cells rollin' around up there. If you're not them, then great, and if you are, don't kill me in the woods behind the park, mmmmkay?

memyselfandi said...

Himmmm - Thank you for making me laugh harder than I have in years :)

Gabrielle said...

Taylor Momsen

childeroland said...

Momsen has a sister, but I don't think she has an older brother.

Sis said...

LOVE Hmmmmmmmm! Thanks for the giggle!

City Councilman Doug said...

"I don't give two happy fucks!!"

I am stealing this forever.

Sandra said...

When Emily was 12, Haley was 16. And both were living with strict parents, and not moving in circles where cocaine would be available. Furthermore, Haley's accident and arrest are more likely to have had a literally sobering effect on Emily. He got busted, he got made fun of, and he could have died. She would probably have wanted to avoid anything like that happening to her. Especially since Hannah Montana was just getting off the ground at that time

sb said...

Have to agree with entyisafraud in that enty is not who they say they are. Any real lawyer would not jeopardize their livlihood. More then likely this is some admin or assistant of some kind.

Don't get me wrong, the stories are fun to read. But my BS meter goes off the scale whenever I hear CDAN.

Won't stop me from reading. I just don't know that I believe it.