Thursday, June 24, 2010

Today's Blind Items

It was always assumed that this D list movie actress and her B list singer boyfriend broke up because he was cheating on her. It turns out though she was cheating on him. With his brother.

34 comments:

jagerlilly said...

Duff and Madden?

ea73 said...

You took the words right out of my mouth, Jagerlilly!

pomme said...

@jagerlilly: great guess!

selenakyle said...

Hmmm...so, does this one tie in with any other blinds? (I haven't been keeping up that well...)

chopchop said...

The Douchey McPastywhite twins are B list?? Say it ain't so!

chihuahuense said...

for real, chopchop, I would've never guessed that

RocketQueen said...

If this is Duff and Madden (great guess, jagerlilly), it would really suggest that Enty has some serious inside info on Joel Madden these days, hmm?

Just for giggles, is there another, more recent couple who might fit this?

white lorelei said...

Any chance this could be an old one with Jessica and Nick?

valerie said...

Is Hilary Duff really a D-list movie actress? I'd think she'd be C list, based on her previous fame. I also think she'd be an actress/singer.

It can't be Jessica & Nick - they were married, not just BF/GF.

Goodgrief said...

I was thinking same brothers but Sophie Monk. We all just assumed Benji dumped her for Paris. Altho she is also a singer.

Lady J said...

I think duff is at least b-list based on name recognition alone. If not b-list then c. How is the madden boy b-list. They haven't done anything in YEARS and I couldn't even name one song they did.

MadLyb said...

I read that TOTALLY wrong and luckily re-read it. I'll guess a Jonas brother.

Nosey Parker said...

Are the Jonas Brothers B-list?

How about Joe Jonas and Camilla Belle? Problem is when I Google them it says that she cheated on him.

Jaiden_S said...

I like the Joe Jonas/Camilla Belle guess.

Erin said...

Has anyone ever assumed that a Jonas has ever cheated on anyone?

sunnyside1213 said...

So which brother would Camilla have cheated with. Kevin or Nick?

herenorthere said...

Could this be Justin Timberlake and Jessica? That's assuming they broke up of course which it's rumored they did/have. It was rumored that JT was stepping out with Rihanna.... Does JT have a brother?

Char said...

Would Joe Jonas care that Camilla was cheating? I mean he doesn't even like girls.

Justin Timberlake has two step-brothers which could potentially count.

I would call Hilary Duff higher than D (unfortunately) and I'm not sure I would qualify her as a "movie" actress although I know she does that now... I think she is more well known from TV and music.

Definitely could be Sophie Monk and Benji Madden. Although I keep trying to convince myself that Joel and Nicole are actually happy togehter.

Andy said...

What about Audrina and Cabrera?

Monica said...

What about Paris and whatever Madden bro she was dating?

Justin Timberlake and any Jonas bro are all A-list for sure.

Megan said...

It still could be Sophie Monk and Benji...The Maddens have another brother, not famous.

Annabel Manners said...

Oooh, oooh! What about Nick Lachey and Vanessa Minello?

john said...

Paris and Madden

Nosey Parker said...

Betty White FTW!!!

A new scandal has rocked Hollywood. Betty White had sex with all three Jonas Brothers!
Due to publicity from her recent Super Bowl ad, details have come to light of Betty White’s checkered past. Most notable among this is photographic evidence of Betty White having sex with all three Jonas brothers, at the same time.

Anonymous sources leaked photos of the affair to the news media early Monday morning. Presumably the pictures were taken after White won her lifetime achievement award from the Screen Actors Guild. The Jonas Brothers have yet to officially respond to the allegations which could ruin their contract with Disney.

As for Betty White, she has a well recorded and storied past. This wasn’t even her first time being filmed with a famous movie trio. Her long standing affair with the Marx Brothers has been well documented. Rumors have long circulated about Betty White congratulating Ben Affleck and Matt Damon after they won their Academy Award for Good Will Hunting.
http://weeklyworldnews.com/celebs/15755/betty-white-sex-scandal/

I'm getting this info from The Weekly World News site. It all fits except Betty's not D-list!

Mels said...

Emily Blunt is way higher than D list, right? I though of her and Michael Buble first, but I guess it doesn't fit.

john said...

Totally unrelated but Enty, do you have any details about the new book 'The Killing of Anna Nicole Smith' by that wackadoo Judge Sedlin?

jax said...

jessica and Mayer?

Ghozt12 said...

Audrina Partridge and Ryan Cabrera

Lauren Wastal said...

Emily Blunt is definitely not D list and it's widely reported that Michael Buble cheated on her. . . I think Duff is higher than D list because of name recognition. Hmm . . . I kind of want this one revealed.

Merlin D. Bear said...

John Mayer has a brother?

I'm voting for Mayer and Simpson

SRO said...

why did Paris and the carters' come to mind? I remember seeing a fight between the brothers that aaron was hanging out with Paris

Kim said...

I still like Hillary Duff, but I was thinking Aaron Carter, didn't they date for a long time? Pre-Jess Nick Carter being the brother.

The Dangerous Liaison said...

john mayer has two brothers

Selock said...

Hey, leave Joe Jonas alone! (Fat chance; obligatory attempt.)