Monday, March 21, 2011

Wycleaf Jean Shot In Hand In Haiti - Not Shot By Charlie Sheen

Wycleaf Jean was shot in the hand in Haiti over the weekend and it was not Charlie Sheen who did it. I saw that Charlie Sheen was headed to Haiti to bring them his comedy show because I am sure they will all understand and appreciate how a guy who made $2M a week would give that all up to do coke and sleep with porn stars. I mean, I am sure all the people in Haiti will be able to relate to that. Maybe he is going because he is a warlock. Anyway, when I saw the words Charlie Sheen, Haiti, and gun shot, I immediately flashed back to Kelly Preston. It turns out though that Charlie is not in Haiti yet, and that Wycleaf is doing ok and will get back to winning as soon as possible.

12 comments:

.robert said...

I read that he actually cut his hand on glass and lied about being shot.

RocketQueen said...

Does Sean Penn have an alibi?

Mango said...

LOL. My first thought was Sean Penn, too.

Mango said...

And it's Wyclef, not Wycleaf, Enty. :)

caralw said...

Apparently Jimmy Buffet is trying to get a patent or copyright for Tiger Blood as a vodka drink.

linnea said...

Yeah, I saw that thing about it being glass too - hm.

Little Miss Smoke and Mirrors said...

LOL, you guys beat me to my snarky Sean Penn comment. High 5s all around. Oh, maybe you should sit out the high 5s, Wyclef.

Panda said...

The police chief in Petionville said he talked with the doctor and confirmed Wyclef was cut by glass.
http://newsone.com/entertainment/samalesh/wyclef-jean-cut-hand-on-glass-not-shot/

RocketQueen said...

Thanks Panda - wow. I'm really starting to dislike Jean.

Jamie's Girl said...

He does not deserve to be anything in Haiti, but an ex-pat, like he is. They need better leadership.

Jamie's Girl said...

He does not deserve to be anything in Haiti, but an ex-pat, like he is. They need better leadership.

MCH said...

Jimmy Buffet, WTH???

Well saying he got shot sounds a lot cooler, I guess...