Friday, June 24, 2011

Owen Wilson Finally Realizes He Is Not The Dad


It took Owen Wilson a little while to finally put all the pieces together, because, well, you know, pot will do that to you. Especially the kind Woody Harrelson grows. I am actually surprised Owen can even complete a full sentence after having some of that stuff. Anyway, The Enquirer says the whole Owen and Jade relationship is over. Owen said he did not want to commit and because he is a nice guy, just could not cheat on Jade behind her back. A way to make Owen look like a nice guy. The couple plan to live on opposite coasts and I don't think Owen will be seeing the baby too often.

18 comments:

Sue Ellen Mishkey said...

Alcohol will also do that to you ;)

chopchop said...

Poor guy :-(

RocketQueen said...

Why is he saying this if the kid is not his? Won't people question why he's not being more of a hands-on dad? Poor Owen.

Doc Girl said...

Why wouldn't he just say he's not the father?

Ida Blankenship said...

"The couple plan to live on opposite coasts and I don't think Owen will be seeing the baby too often."

I think you're right -- and I think that's Owen's loss.

BigMama said...

is there a candidate for who the father actually is?

Tempestuous Grape said...

Whoa! Juicy stuff lately and lots of blind reveals unfolding within the subjects. LOVE IT.

Simone said...

Do you think Jade and Elisabetta Canalis should form a support group? They could call it Unsuccessful Golddiggers Anonymous or something.

Jade probably thought that 'accidentally' getting pregnant three minutes into the relationship would guarantee a spot by the Malibu pool. Guess not but she will still be set for life. And Owen, if you are not gonna wrap that bad boy up then take a page from Clooney's book and have a vasectomy.

I just hope they make the kid a priority.

timebob said...

@BigMama she was living with her boyfriend at the time had a fling with Owen. Got pregnant compared bank accounts and went with the big bank account as the baby daddy.

I wonder if they got a DNA test or he just lost interest in being a dad.

Cheryl said...

Get the lad to rehab and some counseling!

I read an article where he was crying about how he messed up his life again...

Simone said...

And just for fun and because I am so bored at work, here is a link to a recent blind item (Multiple Baby Mamas) where the popular guess was Owen Wilson. Maybe he just cannot keep up with all of the Butterscotch Ponies running around out there. Heh.

http://blindgossip.com/?p=28786

MISCH said...

When will these guys learn....Star Fucking is a whole new career...why work ?

Kai said...

That's too bad. I kind of liked seeing him with a baby.

Alicia said...

I am a proud MMP cardholder and I don't feel like pot effects my memory at all.

I love the Doug Benson documentary Super High Me...they tested him on and off pot and many of his test scores were higher when he was ON the weed!

I think like everything moderation is good and everyone is different as far as how pot affects them.

Me? I am goooood! I run a biz, a family ( never smoke around the kiddos of course ) and go to school. I could be the poster child on how pot is positive!

Now where the hell did I leave my lighter ?? ;)

Lady J said...

LOL @ Alicia

jax said...

ha! Alicia!

Jamie's Girl said...

TimeBob got it correct. She was living with another man when she got pregnant, and shocked the heck out of the man she was living with by leaving and claiming Owen as the father. We know he wasn't. That kid doesn't look anything like a Wilson.

Lelaina Pierce said...

"We don't know" a DAMN thing unless they had a DNA test.

WTF?

Poor Owen. :(