Wednesday, February 15, 2012

Russell Simmons Needed A Quickie


The NY Post is reporting that Russell Simmons was out the other night and started hitting on one model after another. Oh, he was doing this while standing in a unisex bathroom. He just kept throwing game out there and then finally left the bathroom but came back in after five or ten minutes with a model and they went to a bathroom stall together. After being in there about a minute, the bathroom attendant spotted them and banged on the door yelling that only one person at a time is allowed in a stall. Does that apply to people who are puking and need someone to hold their hair? Does this apply if you are so drunk you can't get back up on your feet by yourself? If they had been faster than a minute do you think they would have got a break?

19 comments:

strawberrygirl said...

I guess we know Russell Simmons isn't a "one minute man". Good to know!

__-__=__ said...

He's a bit old for that, no?

Redheat said...

That is just nasty on so many levels

BigMama said...

I used to know a kid in Junior High who hit on girls like that. I think he's in jail now.

Vicki Cupper said...

The bathroom I was in didn't have an attendant (oh Gecko's in Seoul), but the next week there was a sign in the men's room that said, "The men's room is for men only, ladies."

Hahahahahaha, I think I still have a pic of it on my old phone.

Audrey said...

@ Vicki - LOL! But, I don't see why this is a big deal. Not married, no children around... Who hasn't had sex in a public place or bathroom before? And, I must say, there was one time I didn't know the girl that well. Yep I said it!

timebob said...

doing things like that at 25 is fun and sexy but when you over 50 (he is 54) it's sad and gross.

junebug630 said...

I am more surprised about the Unisex bathroom.

MontanaMarriott said...

I am more surprised it was not a MALE model

Mango said...

Classy!

Sylvia said...

He is so gross looking. The model or whatever she was must have been wasted to do it with him. Eeeewwww

__-__=__ said...

Sex in a bathroom has never been fun or sexy, IMHO. It's just gross. It's one step down from having sex at work.

plj965 said...

So I guess his romp with Melissa George was short lived!

Maja. With a J. said...

Yeah, never really got the allure of making sex where people shit.

FingerBinger said...

@Maja.With a J. LMAO

Jason B E said...

Now he's going to release a line of T-shirts that say "OCCUPY Bathroom Stalls."

Parnassian Strip Mine said...

If they were two men, they'd have been sent to jail and added to a sexual registry.

Lelaina Pierce said...

Yea...I don't like to use public restrooms...let alone make sex in them (LOL @ Maja).

lutefisk said...

I don't understand the attraction to asking people in a crowd to go into a public toilet for a quickie.