Thursday, May 10, 2012

Today's Blind Items - The Greatest Celebrity Sex Tape Ever

In the past week, all the NFL teams had mini-camps, but the biggest talk among the players on one team was not about their new teams or the upcoming season, but what is being called the greatest celebrity sex tape ever. Apparently this former A+ list Tweener not named Miley or one of the Cheetah Girls made a sex tape with this newly drafted NFL player. The player who went to school in California was talking about how he had dated this Tweener and someone said prove it and out comes a full 15 minute video on his iPad. The next thing you know every player was gathered around this iPad and there was almost complete silence for the full 15 minutes. Afterwards, the noise was deafening and players begged to watch it again. For the entire mini-camp all anyone could talk about was the sex tape and what exactly goes on during it.

156 comments:

Himmmm said...

Bynes...Amanda Bynes.

Sparkwee said...

Wasn't there a blind about Amanda Bynes having her own personal home made porn collection?

Hello Alex said...

There are so many players that were drafted from california... None who's names i recognized. We don't even get a position?

Angela said...

I'm a foreigner. Why do you think it's Bynes, rather than, let's say, Demi Lovato?

Tomorrow said...

andrew luck

spacecowboy78 said...

Amanda Bynes is the most likely answer based on everything we've heard about her.

nolachickee said...

If this is Amanda, she deserves to rip the title of The High Priestess of Skanks away from LiLo!

Himmmm said...

...and yes kids, since I was informed you had asked? The current circumstance surrounding a certain balding super star's massage accusations - it's just such common knowledge that it hardly rates a comment. And no, I'm not dead - just up to my ass in alligators. Supercillious, capricious, alligators all trying to take a chomp. That and a screamin' lil sweet baby-chap! Stay well, and oh yeah - "thanks for all the love lately. You guys r-o-c-k!"
;-)

Cancan said...

Welcome back, Himmmm! Whoever you are, I get such a kick out of your posts.

Sue Ellen Mishkey said...

Ummmm.

Snapdragon said...

'up to my ass in alligators'--haha! Good to hear from ya.

ms snarky said...

Yay, Himmmm is back, at least for a minute or two!

rejectedcarebear said...

Hi Himmmm!!!! So lovely of you to join us today! I'm thinking Bynes as well. No clue on the player tho (hockey lover, not fball)

Jeff C. said...

There were three USC players drafted. None from UCLA. And let's be honest, no actress is flying up to hang out with a player from Cal-Berkeley or Stanford. So here are the likely options: OL Matt Kalil, LB Nick Perry or FB Rhett Ellison.

Beth said...

Welcome back, Himmmm.

I'm on the Amanda Bynes train. I'm sure this another delightful video in her collection. As for the football player, football makes my eyes glaze over, so I have no idea about any of the players unless they've been fodder for discussion here.

Lee Anne said...

Sports isn't my forte, but I think the Andrew Luck guess is right. According to the Interwebs, he's one of the best players to come out of Stanford.

ACRiley said...

List of NFL teams with mini camps last weekend: http://theredzone.org/Features/MinicampSchedules.aspx

Jeff C. said...

Andrew Luck, in addition to being a great college QB, is also a football-obsessed nerd. Watch any one of his interviews. He's a colossal doofus. Hard to picture him banging any starlet.

Happy Chocolatini said...

"Afterwards, the noise was deafening and players begged to watch it again."

Now I want to see it haha

Jeff C. said...

Based upon ACRiley's minicamp schedules, it couldn't be Perry (drafted by Green Bay). So it's probably either Kalil or Ellison. Kalil was the bigger college star, so put your money on him.

Layna Day said...

Three players who played for California colleges went in the 1st round of the NFL draft this year:

Andrew Luck, QB, Stanford (#1 pick)

Matt Kalil, OL, USC (#4)

David DeCastro, OL, Stanford (#26, I think)

Kalil would have been in LA around a lot of actresses, who migrate to USC for football games. But Palo Alto isn't that far, especially if traveling by private plane or helicopter.

Cathy said...

Wouldn't Amanda Bynes be a little old for this? If the player is newly-drafted, he's probably in his early 20's, so I would think it's more likely that the former tweener is around that age too.

Del Riser said...

Welcome back Himmmm,we miss you, and always love to have you back in our midst.
As for Amanda or whomever this is, there has got to be a better way to get yourself known, and will those football players really help your career all that much?

BigMama said...

What about one of the ladies from Highschool Musical?


Alligators, huh? Sounds mysterious

I have a friend who "writes" in LA. He told me years ago John got banned from his gym. Of course he was banned as well but he claimed it was because they don't really appreciate In-Out burger grease drippings on the elliptical machines. Apparently they cause wipe-outs. ;)

califblondy said...

No, you rock, Mr. Himmmm.

anita_mark said...

Wow, that guy is a class act. Pulling out the video is akin to getting them to smell his fingers. What an ass.

Chris said...

I agree with Jeff C., a USC player makes more sense. Her commuting to Palo Alto doesn't make much sense AND would have made news. Especially to hang out with Andrew Luck.

BigMama said...

Love love love your name

Mark B said...

Matt Kalil for the NFL player maybe? He played at USC and was drafted by the Minnesota Vikings (who had a rookie minicamp this past week)

Sparkwee said...

@BigMama none of the girls from High School Musical would be considered former A+ list tweeners

Basil said...

I'm with Anita. Why show something like that? Heck, why keep it on your Ipad that could very easily be lost?

alyssastinks said...

Who the fuck keeps their sex tape on their iPad and breaks it out in a locker room? Who the fuck begs to rewatch a sex tape standing beside the guy in the sex tape?

Sparkwee said...

What about Miranda Cosgrove from iCarly as an alternate? She's planning on going to USC in the fall.

http://popcrush.com/miranda-cosgrove-usc-fall-2012/

Jeff C. said...

To all of you who are shocked (shocked!) at this behavior... you realize that we're talking about football players and not poet laureates, correct?

AuntJess said...

Hello Himmmm. She was prolly so out of her mind she doesn't even remember it. What a waste. I can't imagine what it feels like to have the world by the balls then POOF ruining everything in just a short while. But somewhere Jenny Garth is smiling.

Cake said...

Hey Himmmmm- congrats on your son!

Tomorrow said...

just because andrew luck is a football nerd, doesn't mean he doesn't like getting laid. that might contribute to why none of his teammates believed him at first.

Layna Day said...

Miranda Cosgrove is a possibility. So is Victoria Justice.

Sparkwee said...

@Layna Day it still doesn't really fit though because Miranda and Victoria still have their Nickelodeon shows so they wouldn't be considered former tweeners.

Lizzie said...

you Rock hmmmm

I feel sad for Amanda B. She was sexually abused by her teacher..according to this sight...that would be the root to all of this, if true.
The harm Sexual abuse can do, never really ends, even with therapy...certain smells, sounds, looks, anything can bring those memories flooding back in as though they just happened.
Hope she can get some kind of help.

JSierra said...

Aaaaaannd he's back! Nice to have some real input rather than the usual PR shutdown.

Carolyn said...

I don't think Miranda and Victoria would be called FORMER A+ list tweeners. The shows that made them big with the tween set are still current and, as far as I know, still popular. My niece watches them all the time.

Sparkwee said...

@Carolyn I agree

Brooke said...

Himmmmm is back?!? This day just got SO much better! LOVE YOU, Himmmm!

Carolyn said...

You posted while I was typing, Sparkwee! :)

nunaurbiz said...

Egads, who really cares? We Americans need to be less uptight about sex and stories like this would just go away.

Sparkwee said...

@Carolyn It's all good :)

Layna Day said...

Fine, I'm wrong.

The only other person that comes to mind is Emma Roberts. She was the star of Unfabulous.

MrPresident said...
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MrPresident said...

Hayden P

Giulia said...

It doesn't say the player is a 1st round draft pick.

19 players were drafted from California schools in the entire draft.

captivagrl said...

Dakota Fanning?

DontRainOnMyPrada said...

I don't think Amanda Bynes is that well known by the general public. She's just infamous in the gossip world. I think it may be someone w more name recognition.

Layna Day said...

Grief, just take apart all my guesswork! :-(

Christina said...

Glad to have you back Himmmm. I'm hanging out with my little one too. I know you must be loving it.

JSierra said...

Both Miley and the Cheetah Girls are disney, random coincidence? I think not.
Amanda Bynes was an A+ tweener when I was a pre-teen, so 10 years ago. The mention of Miley and Cheetahlicious makes me think that this is referring to someone more recent, and of the Disney variety.
I am going to go with Vanessa Hudgens on this one. We all know she loves looking at her boobies on camera, and the way the tape is described I can't help but think that the lady in question was playing up the camera and workin those angles if ya get what I'm sayin. The crowd's reaction says it all.
Sorry 'bout ya girl but this is Vanessa.

Sparkwee said...

@DontRainOnMyPrada it's not about being A+ list to the general public, like George Clooney would be, it says A+ list Tweener. Which means someone that was A+ recognition to tweens specifically. So every kid would have known her name at one point.

MCV2989 said...

amanda bynes seems like a good guess. i wouldn't go as far as saying she was A+...even in the tweener universe.

so is it common knowledge now that Himmmm is RDJ? that post made it pretty obvious? RDJ you're amazing!!!! i'm a big fan!!!!

Sparkwee said...

@JSierra I read the Miley and Cheetah Girls as Enty hinting that it was someone from Nickelodeon. Because it says this A+ list Tweener is not named Miley or one of the Cheetah Girls, which I took to mean someone who isn't Disney.

kelly said...

As I tell my girls . . .

don't date playahs with camerahs!

RenoBlondee said...

Hi Himmmm! Missed ya!

I also like the Vanessa guess. Was she A+ though? If not her, then Amanda, yes.

DontRainOnMyPrada said...

I actually think the cheetah girls reference is a hint for yesterday's blind item...

hairydawg said...

I would love to believe Robert Downey Jr. was commenting on the stories here, I really would. But I just can't with this Himmmm. Do you guys really think RDJ would give out Natasha Wagner's phone number?? Then Himmm says he/she is busy with a baby boy (RDJ has a new son).....right.Himmm is a fraud. A troll, or a mental pateint, or both.

ktheletter said...

If it was Luck, Pat McAfee would have tweeted about it. He has no filter & would have at least acknowledged it cryptically.

Jeannies Bottle said...

Whoever the player is he is not a nice guy. The girl may be young, stoned and stupid, but how lacking in character is the dumb jock? People make me sick. I'm going now to vomit.

figgy said...

So nice to see Himmmm here again! Love the way you write, Himmm, very clever. And congrats on the son.

DontRainOnMyPrada said...

Sorry, actually I meant that I think the Cheetah girls reference is a hint for Tuesday's Bonus Blind Item.

hunter said...

Yay! Himmmm gave us a nod!

For the handful of you above, as much as I'd like to imagine it is RDJ, I'm 95% convinced it is not. Sorry to burst your bubble.

Sparkwee said...

@ReonBlondee I wouldn't consider Vanessa to be A-list. High School Musical was an ensemble, and she never carried any project with just her name alone in the past, and she still probably can't. Those nude photos hurt her career more than they helped it. Plus she could never get her singing career off the ground. All this probably would add up to B list at best.

urban chaos said...

@ hairydawg, or TG as many believe.

But yeah, the general tone of the "oh, it's Himmmm!" Squee!!! posts make me chuckle more than the common dirt he posts that most could dig up with a bit of time and inclination.

Remember though, gossip is all in good fun and to be taken with a grain or more of salt. ;)

discoflux said...

I was getting lunched and wooed for a job so I'm totally late on getting in on this but I kind of like the Vanessa Hudgens guess. She went wacky after she and Zefron broke up. And with Amanda Bynes' history, I think she's a likely candidate, too.

I'm also bummed that I'm late in getting to say that it's wonderful to see you back, Himmmm! Take care of that precious little munchkin and keep your ass covered! Especially around certain balding "superstars."

gossipoholic said...

So this post brought Hmmmm back. How about Hayden? She loves hanging with football players and is kinky as we all know.

Hmmmm, you are fantasically smarmy!!

Phillygrrl said...

This is SO Amanda Bynes. I'm guessing our drafted player is African American as well, given her stated preference on her Twitter account...

Sylvia said...

Finally got to see Himmm here lol. Keep hearing about you.

So the stuff about Travolta are true.

tracynator said...

No himmm u rock more. Congrats and continued sucess. Looking forward to "seeing" u this weekend. ;)

HalleGoLightly said...

Are we sure "school" in the "school in California" means college? Maybe he went to high school there but played for a college team somewhere else(?)

CarolMR said...

Was the tweener under-age at the time of this tape?

Carolyn said...

@ Layna Day, aww don't feel bad. It would really scandalous if it was Miranda or Victoria, wouldn't it? Much more so than Amanda or Vanessa who already have racked up some skeeve points.

Jasmine said...

The fact that this was played on an iPad makes it that much more douchey-tastic to me for some reason ;-P

annabella9 said...

am I the only one who is troubled by this? a 'tweener' not sure exactly how old that is, but it is too young to be doing a sex tape. regardless of how worldly she might seem to be.

all of these kim k. wannabees. its sad.

Char said...

A tweener in Enty's post refers to the viewing audience/fans of the actress in question, not the actual age of the actress.

FS said...

Hunter and Urban chaos, WORD! :)

I sincerely hope that the woman on this little home video is over the age of 18. I doubt it for some reason, but I really hope it.

Rob Speirs said...

@alyssastinks You've clearly never been in a professional locker room.....

uberbaldy said...

I'd have to agree with the dissenters about Amanda Bynes. Hasn't most of the gossip been that she's basically become a call girl? I don't think many college athletes would be paying for sex when they can get it easily from any number of woman at their schools. Also she is 25 or 26 now so I think the likelihood of her hanging around with college guys is pretty low now. Especially from who I think are the likely canidates.

That being said I think these two are pretty good matches for the recent draft pick:

Asa Jackson, went to Cal Poly and was drafted by San diego, who had their mini camp the 7-9

Bryan Anger, went to UC-Berkeley and drafted by Jacksonville who also had their mini camp the 7-9

Looking at the mini camp schedules most of the NFL had mini camps that ended within the past 10 days so, if ENTY is being playful with the time frame, this could be any team. If Enty actually means the last week as in the last 7 days, these two are the only one's who seem to match up.

The Cheetah Girls were in 2003 and Miley started big in 2006. Maybe the mention of those two does relate to the former tween but in regards to time frame. So, someone who hit it big in 2004 or 2005.

Maybe Hillary Duff? Sure she's been dating Comrie since 2007 but the blind says dated, past tense. Could have been before she hooked up with Comrie. Bryan Anger has been at UC-B since 2007 so he could match up. Asa Jackson looks like he didn't start at Cal Poly until 2008

Looking back at the history of the players though I did notice that Bryan Anger and Amanda Bynes did live near each other.

Otherwise, I have no idea.

selenakyle said...

Hey Himmmm! Watch out for them chomp-chomps. They'll gitcha. Best to your family.

I used to watch "All That" and I loved that show and the talented young people on it. I am really sad to hear about AB. This sucks. (and apparently so does she)

Jeff C. said...

Bryan Anger's a punter. The real football players don't even bother to talk to punters until the regular season starts. If then.

uberbaldy said...

@Jeff C. a reason for him to want to impress the team then?

Me said...

Cheetah Girls were A+? I don't get the grading system.

SusanB said...

@nunaurbiz - this has nothing to do with "American's obsession with sex". It has everything to do with a young girl, possibly underaged, having her sex tape shown to a bunch of leering football players - something I'm sure she never anticipated. At a minimum, it's a gross invasion of privacy and shows a lot about the character of the football player involved.

Lisa (not original) said...

In some pictures, Luck's gf looks just like Amanda Bynes. I cry foul on this one.

Mary Ann said...

I don't really care who Himmmm might be. Himmmm amuses me no end.

joymama said...

What a jerk for showing that and what a dumb girl for allowing herself to be filmed.

So glad to be having coffee with a big Hollywood star. Hi Himmmmm!

Debutante said...

Himmmm is BAAACCKK ! Yay !

We all love when you post ~ you should have your OWN blog !

Make it Happen !

angel said...

I agree Mary Ann. Bet he's on several short lists for parties.

About this blind.. I must have grown up in a cave because like commenter alyssastinks, I just can't imagine an entire team being so shameless, seriously.

lazyday603 said...

If a camera is pointed at you having sex & you don't anticipate it being seen by others you're a fool. That's why they make them.

Linnea said...

I thought Duff just had a kid?

Would college students recognize Bynes? Hasn't she been out of the loop pretty long?

Meg said...

Ashley Tisdale perhaps?

Hey Himmmm! Good to see you.

Sis said...

Yay Himmmmm...glad you're back, you've been missed here :)

I hope it's not Amanda, she has enough problems, although that could be the point with being filmed etc.
Otherwise, I've got nothing.

Vivster said...

Could this be ashley tisdale? I'm not sure how long hillary duff has been with her husband, otherwise she would be my guess. there have been wild stories about her at parties for years.

knuckles said...

Nick Perry went to USC, got drafted by the Packers, and has been dating Haylie Duff for 2 years.

just curious said...

To those disgusted by the players' behavior,ask yourself:

What woman keeps a cum stained dress?

What woman leaks topless pics of herself from a phone?

What person tapes themselves having sex and profit from it?

This is our society.

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Ice Angel said...

I'm goinng to go with Demi. I think if it was Amanda, the young college guys would say "Amanda Who???"

Demi is far more famous.

But then again...no one has guessed Selena.

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Alicia said...

+1

Alicia said...

I'm not feeling AB on this thread. Think someone younger, more famous and mote shock factor.. I don't know who it is but if I were Sherlock Holmes I would bet money it's not AB

Alicia said...

*more

xoApril said...

I still want to hear these wild stories about Hilary... nor sure how I missed these!

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kelgela said...

Ahhh, I love Selena Gomez...I hope its not her.

I was thinking Ashlee Tisdale.

Can't be Demi...she just finished wrapping up her Latin American tour.

tamarind said...

Helloooo Himmmm....
great to see you posting, I was a tad bit nervous, it has been a while and that missing exec...

as for the actress, it could be any of the disney starlets....we don't know when the tape was made, but it could have been a boy from the old neighborhood and they finally did it so he kept the tape (and the taping)on the down low until he found the perfect audience.

Welldun said...

Himmmm!

You rock, am long-time fan.

Saw the Avengers...woot...it rocked!

Umpa Lumpa said...

I don't know who this could be. I just wanted to say Hello to all, I love this site and

This is my first post!

KDub said...

HIMMMM!

Mike said...

It says A+ that means someone who has their name above or in the title, or stared in a movie franchise, it also means network television, not cable. My moneys on Amanda.
If it is true, it the name will come out, it has to since a bunch of people have seen it, especially a bunch of guys who will probably would make it out of training camp

Brenda Love said...

Okay, I just want to take Isabella Cruise, Johnny Depp and Amanda Bynes and just....take care of them. I'm in full-on Mommy mode here.

Unknown said...

Be Logical, anyone who is going to show a locker room full of guys him having sex, must have a pretty big cock to not care I mean come every lineman I blew had a buge cock lol..so we can probably rule out a white guy.

Hi Hmm...how is pre prod? It's the Mandarin in 3 right? Say Hi to Exton!

mannyv said...

Funny, the first name I thought of was Britney. Former A+ tween doesn't mean they were A+ recently. And there isn't a bigger A+ tweener than her.

Jessie said...

Got to love a himmmm cameo.

No idea who this could be, nor do I care, but anyone who is shocked should look up what Australian football players get up to. All codes.

Himmmm said...

Wow, thanks guys. It’s always nice to be missed. You are all awesome. I tried to read most of the comments here and it’s quite amazing. I’ve nothing to add you haven’t already divined for yourselves. So, umm- yeah. I think you guys pretty much covered it.

I think the comment from Just Curious totally exemplifies what I’ve always believed. In my time on this planet I’ve discovered two immutable facts:

1. The driving force behind all human behavior is for acceptance. No matter what, or from whom, this is why anyone does anything. Religion, family, sex, war, fame, crime, or charity - it can all be boiled down to acceptance (including love).

Fact number 2. All of us, as humans, always see the world, people, and actions through our own prism. We place ourselves into any situation and then imagine what we would do. We never consider that not everyone thinks like me, was raised like me, or lives life with my point of view. And thankfully most don’t! That is what makes the world fascinating. But it also fuels us into disbelief simply because we cannot imagine something the way it happened. I am guilty of this offense daily, but when you find real love you try to alter your POV into thinking of the other person(s) POV instead of your own. At least that’s what I’ve found helps the home-harmony thing to exist.

I truly hope Miss Bynes jerks her own chain hard enough to get it unkinked. I know personally sometimes it’s near impossible, but here’s to holding out hope for her - IF she wants it. In the meantime, none of you should even be slightly shocked when her junk winds up all over the interwebs very soon. That has been coming for a long time (no pun intended). She not been very discreet in her indiscretions, and I’ve seen this happen before. I tend to personally not really care, but watching a human self-destruct is often unavoidable rubbernecking.

That said, go back and carefully read the item. If her Olympic performance is anything like her past performances (which I MUST say LOUDLY that I’ve personally never experienced myself), it is most likely WHAT she’s doing in the video that’s impressive to the locker-room boys. Or perhaps, how many she’s doing it with? Well, maybe not impressive morally. But yes, impressive to a group of pituitary retards so jacked up on roids that their nuts are in their armpits.

An actress I’ve worked with almost convulses when describing the Herculean feats documented proudly by Miss Bynes herself. Who knows why? Maybe she’s rather keen on her own exploits. But hey, to each their own so long as it is consensual. I assure each of you that actors are no different than someone next to you on the subway, or in line at a store. By that I mean the wrapper rarely reflects the contents. That includes the good parts, the bad, and often times - the ugly.
Oops - gotta run. Be safe and take care!

Lisa B. said...

FYI, RDJ is attending Obama's fundraiser tonight at George Clooney's house, in LA.

Basil said...

I hate to say this, but I was kinda wondering myself what got those guys worked up that they had to see it again.

Nice of Himmmm to put it in perspective in regards to POV etc. But I think there is one thing he didn't mention. Yeah, we like to see a train wreck because that is what we do. But we also (and I can't be the only one) like a good redemption arc as well. Hopefully AB and others in similar situations get it together. It can be done if you want it.

Bubbles said...

I don't know why Raven Simone popped into my mind.

ardleighstreet said...

Welcome back Himmmm. Glad to know you are keeping your butt above the gators.

I have no idea for the skin flick.

NaughtyNurse said...

I know I am way too old for anything close to "tweener" who's who and happenings, but I do know that Amanda Bynes was never A+ on any list. Those High School Musical Girls, sure.

Lori said...

really sad....most of hollywood has sexual abuse...and trauma in their lives. this really messes someone up. they might even dissociate and have different alters programmed into them???? nevermind.

Unknown said...

I've missed you himmmm! You made my day by popping in. I don't care what John T does in the sack as long as it is consensual. I've adored JT too long...As for the current blind..I don't have a clue, Himmmmm's appearance compelled me to comment.. Smoochies!!!!

Unknown said...

where in the hell is my user name? I am not unknown...

Mooshki said...

Blogger seems to be turning a lot of people into "Unknown" recently. Their comment system is always a mess.

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angel said...

Wow, well thanks to Hmmmm, I think we know that Amanda Bynes is the girl on the tape, that another tape of hers is about to become the next internet sensation a la Tommy Lee and Pamela Anderson, and that she may even be cavorting with multiple partners in it.

Am I reading that right? I'm doubting myself because it's all so incredibly sorted.

knuckles said...

Now I am just curious what talents she has, and if they are moral enough, maybe I can try it out! LOL

angel said...

lol knuckles, I wondered that too, and Hmmmm seems to know but didn't elaborate, so I'm thinking it must really be something. I'd hazard a guess or two but really don't want to go there after just eating :)

tracynator said...

So now to wonder what Ms. Bynes "special talent" could be. Hope that girl gets it together but quick. The one thing people do like more than watching a train wreck is a comeback story. RDJ is a case in point. Of course, his ACTING talent is far above Ms. Bynes'.

ehg2001 said...

I don't even care who Himmmm actually is. Either way, his/her comments are the most insightful, articulate, and readable I have ever experienced in the gossip-osphere. I'd say that's true of most of you regular commenters to CDaN. I hope to contribute more as time goes on, but in the meantime, Thank You all for helping diminish my assumption that all internet commenters are morons. :). You guys rock.

JSierra said...

Regardless of what Hmmmmm says I am with @Alicia, this doesn't feel like Amanda. Ya know, 'cause we phone chat on the daily and I know that girl better than the back of my hand.
But seriously, I don't doubt that girl likes to freak between the sheets but something just does not seem right naming Amanda as the culprit. There are plenty of girls this blind could fit and I do not think Amanda is one of them.
That being said, as I stated previously, there must be some craazy monkey making on that iPad. I watch porn so I am sure that football players do and there is nothing that I have seen that leaves me totally speechless or some move that I havn't seen/recreated myself. And this tape features some preeetttyyy interesting material.
Think beyond the box.

Popnursing said...

We don't care who he is. We just love Himmmm.

ATLBrvMom said...

I didnt immediately consider AB when it said A+, but I guess after your comments, I could see it...

WW said...

I'd just like to say something to Himmm but also to everyone else who comments on this site. I usually cannot stand the comments fields of any website. It makes me sad to read the opinions of other readers because, frankly... Ugh, I don't know how to say this without sounding like a pompous ass but, man, people sound like douchebags on these other sites. But here... You sound so literate and entertaining and wry. I find myself coming back each day not for the gossip so much as for the comments. So, thank you for your comments and your insights.

tracynator said...

FYI the Vikings had the rookies mini camp last week. So it coulf be Kalil or Ellison (or both!)

Norte said...

Sordid mamma
, sordid

Robin the Mad Photographer said...

Good to see you again, Himmmm! Is the new little guy letting you and Mrs. Himmmm get any sleep these days? (Give him a cuddle and sniff his little head for crazy Auntie Robin in Boston, will you?)

As for the actual blind, sorry to come to the party so late...AB sounds like a likely candidate (the blind says "former A+ list tweener"), and I'm also trying to imagine just what it is she could be doing in the tape, and with how many people, that could be so mind-blowing. (DVDA, perhaps? That's something that would definitely render a room full of jocks utterly silent...)

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Thank you Himmmmm and JSierra for providing insight. I can't imagine what would be so interesting on a 15 minute tape. Some things just take longer, IMHO.

gossipoholic said...

Still think this Hayden P. Early in her care, she was on ABC, owned by Disney. She has or is dating Mark Sanchez (USC) and/or Scotty McKnight, both of whom were at the Jets' minicamp the last couple of weeks.

Long time Lurker & this is my second post. You all, including hmmmm, are so thorough that I had to check my facts before making tthis post. Hmmmm is right, you guys rock! Thanks for keeping me entertained!! Happy SH*T day!!!

angel said...

yes Norte, long day.. thanks :)

TS said...

OK but seriously can AB be the subject of every single blind about a former tweener engaged in skanky behavior? I feel like that's the guess every time.

Either AB is banging just about everyone in Hollywood OR our commenting crew is lazily guessing AB for everything even when she isn't the subject OR we need to beg Enty to diversify his/her sources/targets of gossip.

Or maybe all of the above. I'm just sayin, as AB herself would probably say, I like diversity.

Matt said...

I can understand the jump to Bynes, but I don't get why it has to be a USC player. Normally that school would be my first guess too, but considering WHO was drafted, it doesn't make a lot of sense. Maybe it's Kalil, but it just doesn't fit well.

Also, there were plenty of other players drafted from Cal, San Diego St, even Cal-Poly, Stanford, etc.

And last, the person might have assumed they were newly drafted, but all NFL teams bring in around 10-15 undrafted free agents from these colleges too. That adds another 50 or so kids to the mix.

goheels83 said...

@WW, agreed. I usually never even bother going to the comments sections of websites. CDAN is truly a special place.

Nice to see you, as always, Himmmm.

Lioness70 said...

Hi Himmmm!

It probably is Amanda Bynes, though I thought of Demi Lovato for a nanosecond. But her troubles have been all over the 'net. Not so (yet) with Bynes.

zombiecrush said...

who cares who Himmmm is?! just pretend it's RDJ.

Skinny said...

I think Himmm is enty. Traffic slowed and guess who came back!! How can you say you don't care who he is?? Your essentially saying you don't care whether it's true or not.

The gullibility on this site continues to astound me.

lunabelle said...

Himmmm posts always make my day. Himmmm could be anybody (aka non celebrity) and I would still love the well thought out thought provoking posts he (I assume) makes.

What you said the candy doesn't always match the wrapper or something similar is so right on! I try never to judge a person based on looks because it is dine to me constantly and most people are way off base.

I knew a girl in High School who had sex wherever she wanted no matter who was around. Of course this was pre mini cell phone videos. However, it was just how she was. She was still a cool chick.

I have also seen people self destruct and end up doing such things that later are mortified them.

I don't know anything about this girl but hope she is a happy exhibitionist as opposed to being in the midst of a self destructive spiral.

I have to say i am so glad my idiotic behavior was not documented for the world to see. I fear for my kids because we all make bad decisions that haunt our memories, we don't need pictures or videos.

Mike said...

Doing a little thinking, and research, including the bottom of this page, I don't see how this could be true. If it was true it would be all over the internet already, there would be no way a rookie would refuse a coach, veteran player or even training staff who asked for a copy of the video, and they would have already sent it to their friends across the league

CaliGirlinVA said...

Well shit, I get busy and miss a few days and look what happens!

Nice to see Himmmm back! I love reading your posts.

As for this sex tape, I imagine it probably had some anal or group activity/DP to make this the 'greatest celebrity sex tape ever'. These poor girls who think years of abusing a sphincter muscle that's meant to be tight isn't going to have consequences as they age are deceiving themselves. You think peeing on yourself when you sneeze after a couple of kids is bad? Fecal incontinence is not fun.

AlexT said...

Thanks for that PSA about fecal incontinence, Caligirl.

Travolta and Bynes are opposite sides of the same coin. One's been famous and powerful for so long, he can't imagine that people will spill the beans.

The other's been raised in a fishbowl for so much of her life, she has absolutely no dignity left and figures she might as well let it all hang out, LiLo-style.

I feel sorry for kids these days, who think national over-exposure of this nature somehow doesn't matter, or that it eventually fades away. It doesn't. They don't realize that even for the nobodies, the wrong set of pics can haunt them for decades to come. No one's going to GIVE you your privacy back, kids, you have to protect it.