Sunday, July 08, 2012

Blind Items Revealed

June 27, 2012

So, I thought I would give you an easy one. What D list celebrity with the name that keeps on giving was on a reality show not that long ago. If the cameras were not running, he would not talk at all to anyone. When the cameras were running, he was always there and in front of it. Whenever the host would be talking to someone else for longer than a few minutes, this dad would roll around on the floor screaming until people gave him attention.


Michael Lohan

35 comments:

Opie said...

WTF? Rolling around on the floor screaming like a two year old for attention? Poor Dr. Drew.

candid canary said...

The more I hear about MLo, the more I'm surprised at how well Lindsay turned out.

billybob said...

OMG! What the eff kind of life did those kids have growing up?

Denise said...

billybob...I suspect they didn't have much of one.

EmEyeKay said...

Not surprising in the least.

Bummer, to be the kind of guy that makes people hear of this behavior and say "oh, I can see that...".

I'd much rather be me than Michael Lohan.

djphob said...

We have to save Cody!

Cassidy said...

Anyone else hope he reads this and has some whiny retort to post? The Lohan's are a walking advertisement for forced sterilization.

pilly said...

Thank you Enty!

O'Really said...

I already read this reveal somewhere. But thanks anyways Enty...you are awesome. Greatest. Blogger. Ever.*

*Disclaimer: I started my morning reading Dalai Lama quotes just to keep me from going bat shit crazy and doing something highly illegal to my disgusting roommate. Decided to be extra kind to everyone to make up for the bad karma my brain insists on conjuring up today.

Del Riser said...

*Roll around on the floor screaming until people gave him attention* They should have just got up and walked out, leave him on the floor all by his lonesome.

He should have ran down his daddy's leg, the world would be a better place.

Barton Fink said...

While he may seem to be the worst parent ever, it's important to remember that Dina Lohan is somewhere fellating a biker for ten bucks.

amanda0825 said...

You haven't been dabbling in bath salts have you??

BlisterPlease said...

lol candid canary

billybob said...

Hi denice, yeah....you’re right on that one.

warmislandsun said...

Scum. Complete and total scum.

KPeony said...

We need to get a bunch of bath salt lovers to go to a Lohan family reunion, or sneak someone in and spike their vodka. Hilarity will ensue.

O'Really said...

Define dabbling. Lol..jk...nope, just realized what a disgusting perv I've been living with the past 6 months.

Sherry said...

One of my sister's many, many ex-husbands used to do that rolling on the floor and screaming thing. I couldn't stand to be in the same room as him. He was totally addicted to prescription pain killers, of course.

Steph said...

Class A douche

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Joseph Hatfield said...

@Barton Fink: Ten bucks? Is that all bikers charge these days? :)

Robin the Mad Photographer said...

MSNBC is reporting that Ernest Borgnine died today at the age of 95...

Vicki Cupper said...

Awww, RIP. :(

Vicki Cupper said...

TMZ is reporting that Usher's stepson has been declared brain dead. How awful.

Jeri_Blank said...

It's pretty sad that she has no safety net. Ultimately it is her choice to live a healthy life, but those "close" to her seem to do nothing but unable her.

Chrissy Buns said...

Did we ever figure out if he was REALLY rolling around on the floor screaming? I know more than a few of us were curious if this was just an analogy, or if he was literally doing just that...

MadLyb said...

Oh shit, about Usher's stepson. Goddammit, I hate stories like this. Sometimes I wonder what this world would be like if all the people who died before their time had lived and vice versa.

tinkerbell33 said...

Me too!! I am sick of waking up on the same house where basically my father indulge in sexual fulfillment before work next door to where l sleep and the computer room. let's just say l know more names of porn sites bc of him than my bf, but that's different. The other situation grosses me out, its creepy, disgusting, and pervish EWWWW. go do that in your room, watch a porn movie or look at dirty things on your kindle. I only known this guy ten years in August three months after child support payments would have stopped. see he couldn't give me money growing up bc it would have cut into his drinking money. he loves three things, drinking, football mainly only a dal fan, and himself, that's ALL. i feel sorry for him bc anger sucks and ages you, so i would rather be feeling sad and pathetic for him than anything else. hard to trust a bs'er like him.

jaariel said...

I think the "rolling around & screaming on the ground" refers to his alleged, repeated heart attack/episodes he was always claiming he was on the verge of during CR.

The worst part was how Dr Drew seemed to continually coddle him...

jaariel said...

Ewwww, tinkerbell, so sorry for your sucky home life. That IS gross...

And sorry to OReally, too. Is it the same sort of crap that you're dealing with? Not to pry...

I sometimes hate the Internet. It's like half good & half evil, sick stuff. My ex-husb got deep into some twisted dark shit & refused to quit, which helped kill our marriage.

I just think most men aren't strong enough to resist such strong sexual temptation...

O'Really said...

Wow. That's terrible, tinkerbell. Some people just suck. I really hope it gets better for you.

O'Really said...

Thanks jaariel...not quite but it's bad...my teenage son found a bunch of photos of me that I didn't know existed.

Chrissy Buns said...

Sorry to hear the Tinkerbell :(

shiny_special_one said...

I came to comment on the reveal for some lulz, because this one really cracks me up for some reason. But after reading the comments, I have to extend my sympathies to O'Really and Tinkerbell first. Some people really do just suck. And O'Really, If I'm interpreting what you're saying correctly, I hope there's some kind of legal recourse you can take against your roommate.

shiny_special_one said...

Re: the thread topic, I still lmao at the idea of a grown man doing this, even if it's meant more figuratively than literally. Just the idea of an adult male being that openly, blatantly needy--and the shamelessness he has about pulling this crap with total strangers--is amusing to me.

It's funnier to interpret what Enty said literally and imagine Michael Lohan actually rolling around on the floor and throwing a full-on "Toddlers and Tiaras"-style temper tantrum.

More likely is jaariel's take, that MiLo was faking a health crisis. You know, "I'm comin' to join you, Elizabeth! It's the big one. This is it!" Only done less like Redd Foxx and more like a Real Housewife.