Tuesday, July 10, 2012

Random Photos Part One

Three parts today.


Michael Phelps in Details Magazine. Apparently he is a swimmer. Something about the Olympics.
Not competing in the Olympics is Myla Sinanaj who tweeted this photo of herself and said no baby bump.
Pink looks amazing headed into the Today show.
Rachel Bilson goes shopping with her younger sister.
Russell Brand went shopping too. For a car. In his bare feet. He calls it BritneySpearsology.
Scarlett Johansson and her bodyguard play yet another round of look for the nightstick.
Tom Cruise is already back to work and finding a new wife.
Tara Reid and her new "boyfriend."
David & Victoria Beckham in London. have not watched Hell's Kitchen last night so have not seen what I'm sure was a whole load of butt kissery by Gordon. Did watch Felix keep on keeping on in MasterChef though.

49 comments:

Vicki Cupper said...

But has Lindsay crashed her car, yet?!

parissucksliterally said...

No baby bump, just ugly.

Ingrid Superstar said...

Tara Reid's BF has major neckbeard.

Amber said...

You'd think one of those rich foreigners would buy Tara a new body. There's got to be SOME way to fix that mess.

Or maybe they should just buy her a bikini body tshirt from one of those beach vendors.

Ingrid Superstar said...

ScarJo's bodyguard is from 1991? He just needs some neon green shorts.

Miz said...

Oh Phelps. What a crying shame to have that physique wasted on such a derp face.

Pink is totes my girl crush. Miaow!

@vicki - I know, I'm in shock too. I want to enter the best competition I've ever seen but for the life of me I'm too exhausted to work out what the remaining options are. Maybe 20 July between 11pm-2am on her time zone?

Vicki Cupper said...

Miz, I'll put you down when I get home, and let you know if that slot's taken.

luckylass said...

Saw some other shots of Scar Jo on the beach - seriously: where did her tits go? My B's are the same as hers now. Did she have implants before and now has them out?

parissucksliterally said...

ScarJo lost some weight. that is where her boobs went. they are still a great size though.

samantha said...

Pink looks gorgeous and I loooove Rachel Bilson. @vicki I have the 14th at 2am. ;)

bflogurl said...

@Miz-Agreed! his mouth in particular- Half of his teeth are caved in on the one side. Some reconstructive surgery would help...

Beth said...

Phelps is such a butterface.

Layna Day said...

JMO, but I think Phelps has a mild case of Gigantism. Of course, whatever he has helped him win 14 gold medals!

Frufra said...

It's not his looks, I swear - Michael Phelps just seems like a tool. Maybe he's older and wiser this time around. Maybe.

anita_mark said...

There should be a warning before posting a picture of Michael Phelps. He's seriously unattractive.

@Ingrid, no kidding. That bodyguard looks like he time travelled from the 80s. Look at his hair.

I can't wait for Beckham to shave that evil Southern gentleman 'stache.

Denise said...

Pink also has some nice breasts.

Scarlett has def lost weight.

Myla is ug. She reminds me of Snooki.

Denise said...

Anita..."evil southern gentlemen" ...love that!
But let me tell ya-I am kind of grooving on that stash.

anita_mark said...

"But let me tell ya-I am kind of grooving on that stash."
@Denise, in what way? ;)

New Life and Attitude said...

@Vicki - I also want to get in on the action but not sure what spots are left open either. I will take July 23 between 1:00 am & 4:00 am. Because we all know that Sunday night is the best party night ever.

Vicki Cupper said...

New Life, I'll put you down. If you check yesterday's Random Photos Part 3 comments section, I posted who took which spot. If yours is already taken, I'll let you know. :)

surfer said...

Very funny comments today, Enty.

I thought Tara's latest "boyfriend" was in his 60s - maybe this is just a friend.

Nosey Parker said...

I'll guess that Lindsay crashes her car on (July) Friday the 13th between 8pm-11pm.

Denise said...

Anita...you know it! ;)

captivagrl said...

I'm enjoying MasterChef,less yelling and a little less Gordon :)

KPeony said...

I love VB's dress!! I also think Michael Phelps is attractive.

Anotheramy said...

Tara is on her summer boat gig so that could be a guest too.

Vicki Cupper said...

I think Michael Phelps looks better than he did.

@New Life and Samantha, your picks have already been taken. Try again. :)

Vicki Cupper said...

@Miz, I got you down for 7/20 11pm-2am

Any other takers? Winner gets a $15 Amazon gift card.

SkittleKitty said...

@surfer:
Probably Tara's 60-yr-old BF's contract ran its course, and this guy bought July.

RenoBlondee said...

Pink and Scarlett look gorgeous!

Jessie said...

I am loving the time traveller bodyguard comments.

Miz said...

Cheers @vicki!

Manda_kitty said...

Regarding Lohan- 22nd, 2-4am?

califblondy said...

This has been a great season of Master Chef.

While I love the Beckhams, I hate to see a man walking in front of a woman and dragging her along when she's trying to walk in 6 inch heels.

Jeannie said...

Lohan - 27th - 2-4am if not already taken!

JJ said...

Can I get in on the Lohan action? The 21st from 2:00 to 3:00 am, if it's avail.

Michael Phelps looks exactly like my nephew. In the face. And since he looks like my nephew I just can't look at the body.

Serena Skye said...

Hey Vicki can I have Aug 3 from 2 pm - 11 pm on the LILO crash pool?, if it's not taken of course :-)

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Vicki Cupper said...

@JJ and Serena Skye, blocks are 2 hour min and 4 hour max.

@Manda Kitty and Jeannie, you are good to go!

@Popnursing and Califblondy, you can pick a later date now that your picks have expired. This will be ongoing until she finally wrecks that sweet ride.

spider3tattoo said...

LOVE Pink.

That's some serious body language between the Beckhams. Hrm.

Sarah said...

Eww, just realized that's not even Nate Naylor, just some other semi-old guy. Wtf is wrong with Scarlett? Her ex husband is flaunting Lively all over the globe, and the best she can scrounge up is Sean Penn and some yucky ad exec that posts boob pictures all over his Tumblr?
Most guys would prefer looking at her real boobs all day.

Sarah said...

David and Victoria look pretty tense since the Cruises split, eh?

Mooshki said...

Phelps spent too much time partying and not enough time training. He is no longer the powerhouse he once was.

Fucking TMZ, siccing this Myla Sinanaj on us. I mean, really. She fucked someone who fucked someone who fucked someone on film and got famous for it. REALLY?

If Rachel Bilson weren't famous, people would be asking her where her mommy is.

Gordon was too busy yelling at the chefs to even kiss Beckham's ass. I would bet money Gordon thinks he's a bigger star than Beckham. And the Idol "stars" he barely even glanced at. Beckham was cute laughing with his son at the hijinks.

Surfer, the old guy was last month's boyfriend. His time expired and he forgot to put in another quarter.

Sunny said...

This is the best I've ever seen Pink look. It's like Kim Novak meets Rock-a-billy girl. Love love love

Hunter and I were laughing about Michael K's description of Scar Jo's lovah this morning (bodyguard? boyfriend? whatever). Here it is in case you haven't seen it (Frufa: It's GOLD!!)

Dude is like late 80s Charlie Sheen meets Jose Canseco's hair part meets Baywatch Nights-era The Hoff meets the sunglasses section of a Florida gas station circa 1989. I bet he always smells like Hawaiian Tropic dark tanning oil, drives an '87 yellow Camaro, has a bathroom cabinet stocked with Nair, calls everyone "boss" and sleeps on a waterbed covered with a black panther comforter. Don't even get me started about how hot he looks when he makes a call on his brick cell phone. Swoon. And swoon.

Steppy said...

Phelps is no Marky Mark.

Neither is Beckham.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-eSN8Cwit_s

Dishtlk said...

Victoria Beckham looks f*cking fabulous... I love that bitch.

Also loved it SO much that she was the one who gave the busker 500 bucks. I think she's much cooler then her crusty exterior might lead some to believe.

Susan said...

OMG. I'm dying over the "evil Southern gentleman" comment and Michael K's description of ScarJo's bodyguard. I mean seriously, this shit is fantastic.

I love Pink, especially after reading the Cosmo cover story in which she said she thought being pregnant was going to make her feel all glorious and womanly but in reality it just sucked balls, because that is SO how I felt.

Love Victoria Beckham.

__-__=__ said...

Tell me Rachael Bilson and her sister are NOT the $2m blind.....

Love Pink!

Did you read that one of the cards Katie held was Tom with Beckam?

yodelay said...

Omg, ScarJo's bodyguard is seriously loving life right now. He's on a yacht with a movie star and that new Marky Mark / The Rock movie is bringing back his style. Just one question, where's the gold chain?