Monday, August 20, 2012

Diddily Piddily Finally Lets His Mistress Say They Are Engaged



It looks like Sean Combs has finally pushed Kim Porter off to the side for good. Even though everyone knows that Diddily Piddily and Cassie have been seeing each other for years, there have been on and off moments. He likes a little extra than just one person, and there was always Kim Porter, and there were times Cassie felt like she was being pushed to the side or abandoned as Diddily would find someone he liked better for a few weeks. Now though, Cassie was finally allowed to Tweet her engagement ring to the world. She has been wearing it for months, but she was forbidden to mention it or talk about it or intentionally display it until the past week. I guess St. Tropez went well for the couple because over the weekend she Tweeted the ring.

65 comments:

FSP said...

She has alien hands.

timebob said...

I always thought he would end up marrying Kim. But she got the kids and the checks.

I doubt he will ever get married just string her along for a few more years then turn her in for a younger version. Engaged ain't married.

Seachica said...

If your fiancé won't let you tell people that you're engaged, *run away*.

I'm embarrassed to admit that I really like that ring.

Sunny said...

Talons!

EmEyeKay said...

That woman has gorgeous hands. The press-on hot pink talons are unfortunate.

I know, I know, negative...

EmEyeKay said...

Jinx @Sunny!

AuntJess said...

Jeeezuz! Lee Pess On's anybody?

strawberrygirl said...

Not sure what's worse; the nails, the ring, or the fact that she's willing to marry Diddy.

MISCH said...

I normally like and east/west ring but that one is ugly.
I could never keep nails like that I actually cook and clean as well as work...in other words just an ordinary woman..

Sylvia said...

MISCH, you can tell the difference between women that actually work and those that don't.

Why would any woman be proud to announce being Piddy's fiance???

shauniebear said...

Jesus Christ, girlfriend could climb a tree with those claws!! I always thought she was kind of his high priced escort, so I was a little surprised to see that he "wifed" her. Hope she remembers Diddy's motto..more money, more problems! I have a feeling she's going to learn that lesson the hard way.

yawnathon said...

You know what they say about women with long nails....they don't have sex with other women. I'm sorry, that's all I can think of while looking at those weapons.

Cornbread said...

Frederica Krueger.

If I were Tweeting a photo of my engagement ring, I would have focused more on the diamonds, less on the acrylics.

MontanaMarriott said...

OH PUHHHLEAASE that is one of his old pinky rings she is wearing

jennifer hansen said...

tacky ass ring

mamabot said...

The ring looks like a Super Bowl Ring. She did (finally) win the prize (for now).

Sass71 said...

Didn't Diddy purchased some 'enhancements' for her not long ago?

I predict a looong engagement.

Sass71 said...

Purchase. (sorry)

hunter said...

pretty hands, crazy nails, big ring

Sunny said...

@EmEyeKay
Hot pink talons - even better. Welcome back!

Sarah said...

That ring is awful, it reminds me of something Jay-Z would choose. It looks like the Eye of Providence or all seeing eye.

Sarah said...

Somewhere in the world, Cameron Diaz is having a stage 5 meltdown. Justin is going to marry his rebound from Cam, and Diddy is marrying the girl Cam tried to steal him from...I bet she's not in a good place.
I bet she goes NUTS over stuff like this! She seems cool, like she'd be super fun to drink with, but I think there is a crazy bitch from hell in there when it comes to men.

figgy said...

You'd think diddly would spring for a real manicure, rather than those sad, ill-fitting Lee Press-On Nails.

figgy said...

...then again, she gets points for not having a long, square-tipped french manicure. *shudder*

Maja. With a J. said...

Those fingernails are all class, all the time. And the ring, the ring is just magnificent. It's a statement piece. And that statement is "I like money".

Roman Holiday said...

Oh God - the nails have to go!!! I couldn't even concentrate on the ring - the nails are so distracting!!!!

pilly said...

Wow!!! Lee Press On nails!!!!

Roman Holiday said...

Oh and is that an eye in the middle of the ring! UGLY!!!!

@TheGWU said...

@figgy,

I'm with you. I loathe her talons, but ANYTHING is better than those tacky fake french manicures. I never see women getting them done at the salon, yet they're everywhere! Who told them that was a cute look? Why don't they see how gross that look is?

Agent**It said...

"Diddily Piddily"- makes me giggle every time, Enty.

Amber said...

Those nails are "a thing" right now. I guess if my job were to sit around and be a pretty, I could tolerate them as well. But I'll be damned if I wouldn't run the risk of losing an eye.

That ring is heinous. MAYBE it would be fine as a cocktail ring, but as an engagement ring? C'mon.

rhinovodka said...

I wish he would get back with JLo.

Nice Lee Press On nails.

figgy said...

...and now I will sadly, shamefully admit that between 1986 and 1988, I had stupidly long nails like that. Ooooh, the time and money I spent sitting in a salon chair getting that liquid carcinogenic fake nail crap painted on as my finger sat in a mold.

It was part of our office culture, which was, seriously, called "Dress for Success." But it was the mid-80s! I also wore suits and blouses with bow ties and nylons and my bangs were a huge pouf on my forehead. Haven't we learned from that horrific fashion era mistake? *sob*

__-__=__ said...

I think if my job were to sit around and look pretty that I could grow my own nails! Seriously, what else is she doing? My short length natural nails look better! That just looks rediculous! Hideous color too. At least she got a ring.

Roman Holiday said...

@Figgy did you wear sneakers with bootie socks too?

I just would not do it! I have a sixth sense when it comes to fashion!!!

Roman Holiday said...

I meant a skirt and sneakers with bootie socks!

lilypad said...

The ring looks illuminati.

Cornbread said...

@figgy, I'm getting a Melanie Griffith in Working Girl mental picture! I loved that movie. That and 9 to 5 are two of my office faves.

dia papaya said...

Those nails! Horror. Space Alien Creature set to attack and rip off my face. That eye in the middle is watching me wherever I go so I can't run away.

sylmarillion said...

Claws! Either Diddy has grooves the size of the Suez Canal down his back or she doesn't get any. Those are the fakest nails I've ever seen!

CarmeliteLady said...

Does anyone one else notice that her skin color in the tweeted ring pic in question is a whole lot darker than her usual pics? She's very light skinned and that hand is not so light. Maybe she got tanned in St. Tropez? Whatever the case she's in in only for the money, not his sparkling personality or dazzling good looks, and when you're in it for the money then you'll be sad and alone in a big empty house, with someone that is hideous, hateful, and probably cheap. If you have to be bribed to be in a relationship then there's a reason.

@TheGWU said...

That picture is from last march at Kanye's show and she's wearing the ring, so I think we're either really late or, this is a non story.

Me said...

i thought he was seeing kim kardashian? these people are freaks!

EmEyeKay said...

@Sunny, thanks - not back yet though. Just a slow enough morning to get to read! :)

Kewi said...

As much as we all know this won't end well, I have to give her major props for being as patient as she has been over the years. That being said, I hope it works out for her sake.

hollywood dime said...

How is she his mistress? Is Puffy married and we don't know about it? She's been wearing that ring for months, I doubt they are engaged. nice try though.

Del Riser said...

I would like her ring better if it ran lengthwise on her lovely long fingers. The nails have to go! The ring is actually demure compared to the pinky ring Sean is wearing.

Sherry said...

I cannot believe everyone had a universal response: Horrible nails. That was my very first thought. However, as someone just mentioned, that seems to be the lastest in nail shape. No thanks!

Texshan said...

I'm sorry, that ring is hideous. It reminds me of that eye thing in the Lord of the Rings. Also, that's the same shade of nail polish 12 year-old girls wear.

If your fiance won't let you tell anyone you are engaged, it does not bode well. She is stupid for putting up with his shit.

Stacey Charter said...

Oh good God those fake ass nail look like press ons. Save us. As for the ring, is it just me or does it look like an eye? I am so over diddly poof poof ...

ptiddy said...

Cassie looks pretty light skinned. Is this supposed to be her hand or just a hand model???????????

jax said...

me- that's Kanye.

Vintage Pink said...

classy. that is all I can say.

Patty Mayonnaise said...

Diddily Piddily Likes Dickily

Agent**It said...

!!!!

Heidi said...

Newbie poster. Hi all.

Cassie's parents live down the street from me here in CT. She went to the same middle school as my daughters.
I have been told she is a very nice girl. I hope this is happiness for her.

pusssykatt said...

Nice Lee Press-On Nails!

YourNameHere said...

God I remember not so long ago when she was posing in the Delia's (and the like) catalogs. She's sure come a long way.

Popnursing said...

Agreed! There's a lot to mock here. Where to begin...?

Popnursing said...

That's Kanye West.

Popnursing said...

@ jax - speaking on Kanye, I've got Gold Digger going through my head right now ~ wonder why! :p

Mooshki said...

I am just praying to god that he doesn't get the Idol gig. Can you imagine if he had a comeback like J.Lo? I am going to have to go into a media blackout if he starts showing up everywhere.

strongerthancoffee said...

She is a "beard". Just come out already!

smashbash said...

It does look like one of his old pinky rings.

Those nails remind me of satanists. Everytime I see some hwood ho with them on, you all look like idiot devil worshipers.

Bubbles said...

How can you be the mistress to someone who has never been married?