Friday, August 24, 2012

Katherine Jenkins Did Not Have Sex With David Beckham



I didn't even know people had been guessing that David Beckham and Katherine Jenkins had an affair. Had you heard that? She is definitely not ugly. Even if we had not heard anything about it, Katherine did and took to her Twitter today to tell the world she has only met David twice and was surrounded by others the entire time. So, key party? No, she said they were proper functions where people were dressed. Shame.

24 comments:

Rick Wrinklebottom said...

I 'd've thought if Beckham was cheating with anyone, it would have been a guy...

Jennifer H. said...

I, too, have never had sex with David Beckham.

You heard it here first.

Shocking, I know.

Redheat said...

So, she wants us to know that she did not use Beckham for sex, but she will use him for her own PR.

RenoBlondee said...

Thou dost protest too much.

*karen* said...

They were popular guesses for a blind at blindgossip.com--that's maybe where it started?

Rangeman Manoso said...
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Rangeman Manoso said...

I just have to say, if Mr. Beckham solicited moi, I'd jump him in .2 secs. Just saying.

Baka Neko said...

Am I the only one who really likes that dress?

pilly said...

She bonked him

She bonked him senseless

Sarah said...

I heard that rumour.
She really annoys me. I have no reason for it but I get a bad vibe from her.

artemis said...

That rumour has been around for a couple of weeks at the very least.

Is she addressing it now after David is done with undressing her?

bobbi_1025 said...

Maybe it's my phone, but it looks like she has a crazy eye.

jax said...

Enty, didn't YOU make a remark about this when she was on DWTS?

I only read you and Dlisted so I'm sure it came from here..?

g.strathmore said...

@Artemis, I agree. The rumor has been around for a lot longer than 2 weeks. I would say more like 2-3 months. It's odd that she decides to respond now.

Jeneral said...

Nope, I love it!

Christina said...

I love her! And I loved her in the Doctor Who Christmas special!

Sherry said...

I. Don't. Care.

Snakeoiler said...

Who is she?

Caroline Fritz said...
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PugsterMom said...

I love it!

WUWT? said...
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WUWT? said...

Don't know her, don't have an opinion on what happened or didn't, but here's my opinion on lying:
Supposedly, if you ask someone, "Did you steal the money?" and they say no, they either did or didn't. If they say, "I don't even know where the key to the safe is!" they probably did.
So if you ask someone if she slept with someone and the answer is, "I've only met him twice!" what does that mean?

DontRainOnMyPrada said...

I kind of tend to believe her. If I was guilty of something, I would want to avoid talking about it at all costs for fear of tripping myself up with the lies...

billybob said...

I live up the hill from this woman’s family home. She apparently was a music teacher. Well that’s odd, because she wasn’t a music teacher all the years I’ve been living there. I taught my brother how to play the violin. I suppose that means that I’m a music teacher too! This woman is always seeking attention. For someone who is sooo private, she tweets her private business all the time. She even tweeted the end of her romance with a two-bit TV presenter. She rents her luxury home to reality shows. And how is she an opera singer? She’s supposed to be a mezzo soprano. Convenient! As mezzo sopranos develop late in their careers. And she’s always threatening litigation. She said on twitter that her lawyers have said that the spreading of rumours of an affair is ‘actionable’. Yeah, sure. Any lawyer can threaten with the old ‘cease and desist’ BS. You wouldn’t need to show proof....because client confidentiality means that she doesn’t have to publish lawyers letters in the press. All she needs to do is verbalize what she’s ‘dne’ legally. Oh and for anyone who thinks she looks rough these days? Well she would, because she is older than her ‘official’ age. I don’t know why these people knock years off their age. I would say I was older than my real age and hope that people would say “OMG, you look fahhhhbulous” Katherine, the first rule of rumour denuying is to shut the Hell up. Rumours then die a natural death. Easy to do!