Wednesday, September 12, 2012

Today's Blind Items - The Biggest Dog

I always have thought that the biggest tool out there when it came to really just using women and tossing them away was probably Gerard Butler or Wilmer Valderrama. Found someone way worse. Oh, and get this. He has actually been nominated/won an Academy Award. He is a very good actor. This week he was hitting on some models and told them they should come back to his place for some partying. They asked who else would be there and he said it would just be him and they don't need anyone else but him. He told one A++ list model they should have sex. When she declined, he turned to another model next to him and said, "Well, I guess you get to go first then. Lucky you." He had an actress girlfriend. She put up with him bringing home women and having sex with them downstairs and then coming up straight to bed or even waking up during the night when he would get a text and go out and have sex with someone and then come back to bed. She stuck with him because she thought she could change him. Plus, she was really trying hard to get pregnant. She later did with someone else who is higher on the list than our dog actor. She is quite the actress. I could write a whole book about what she has done in the past to try and get guys to fall for her.

84 comments:

Roman Holiday said...

Juuuicy...... Spill it Enty!!!!!

A RESIDENT said...

Ryan Gosling for the dog. Blake Lively and now yan Reynolds

snit said...

well....i thought of Leo, but then he gets nominated for every single blind vice that involves models.

ButterKwup said...

Okay, so we have:

Jerk Actor
A++ Model
Girlfriend
New Actor She Has Child/ren With

Bonus 4 For today! Woo!

NapAssasin said...

Guesses who won oscars & would be at fashion week: Jamie Fox
Sean Penn
Al Pacino
Nick Cag
Denzel

More curious to know who the woman is.

Jolene Jolene said...

Ryan Reynolds has not been nominated/won an Oscar.

My first thought was Billy Bob Thornton and Angelina Jolie, but they were married I think.

Audrey said...

Was Ryan Gosling nominated for an Oscar? My first thought was Sean Penn, I know he was married a couple of times, but the reference to the girlfriend can still be true. Just can't figure out the actress...

snit said...

oh...and yeah..i meant leo for the dog...blake for the actress...oh wait...im pretty sure that Ryan Reynolds isn't considered a more in-demand actor than Leo is. hmmmm.

Maybe billy bob, though he was married to Angelina and not just her boyfriend.

man i suck at these

spacecowboy78 said...

Gosling has been nominated for Oscars, but none of this fits him otherwise. He currently has a GF, and none of his past actress GF's have gone on to get pregnant.

Jolene Jolene said...

Oh oops, I read that as Gosling. Either way, I don't think Blake really dated Gosling long enough for him to cheat on her and for her to try to get pregnant...?

astabinthedark said...

jude law.

gossip said...

How about Adrian Brody, Elsa and Chris?

Jolene Jolene said...

Another guess: Adrian Brody. Girlfriend being Elsa Pataky, who just had a baby with Chris Hemsworth.

gossip said...

Though the Jude Law one would fit but was at Fashion Week I only saw him at TIFF

Jolene Jolene said...

HA! @gossip!

tm0004 said...

I say Ed norton and salma Hayek who went on and married really well

Tru Leigh said...

I can't think of anyone buy Sean "The Peen" Penn.

gossip said...

LOL Jolene we posted at exactly the same time. :) Too freaky!

Lauren said...

Definitely thought Adrian Brody without even looking at the comments!

timebob said...

I love that Adrian Brody has been reduced to doing beer & gillette commercials, I have heard he is quite the douchebag.

I think @gossip got it. Elsa is gorgeous, Adrian's loss is Chris' gain.

moussemaker said...
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FSP said...

I like the Adrian Brody guess.

Jolene Jolene said...

@gossip--GREAT MINDS!

Adrian Brody was at the Diesel Black Gold show in NYC on Tuesday...

http://www.zimbio.com/pictures/LbRj3HfbEE0/Diesel+Black+Gold+Front+Row+Spring+2013+Mercedes

FrenchGirl said...

Brodry/Elsa/Chris hemworth is a great guess

moussemaker said...

Adrien Brody or Edward Norton.

Not Jude Law since her Sienna's baby daddy is not higher than Jude on any list.

FrenchGirl said...

Brodry/Elsa/Chris hemworth is a great guess

spacecowboy78 said...

Ah, I think you guys go it, I forgot about Adrien Brody.

On the flip side, there's a lot out there about Elsa Pataky being a major C herself, so that would mesh with what Enty said about being able to write a book about her.

Hendrix said...

Adrian Brody's douchiness must've been what killed his career. He is an excellent actor with a really interesting look.

With the Academy Award win & the great projects he got at the beginning of his career, he must've been an uber asshole to have thrown it all away so fast.

ButterKwup said...

Adrien is such a good guess!

A RESIDENT said...

I stand by the Gosling pick. Lively may be pregnant now

http://www.ahlanlive.com/blake-lively-pregnant--197681.html

nina.anderson said...

Billy bob/Angelina/Brad/model?

Erinkella said...

This really bums me out. I love Adrien Brody

crila16 said...

I'm definitely going with

-Actor - Bill Bob Thorton.
-A++ Model - Heidi Klum
-Actress Girlfriend who has a past - Angelina Jolie
-Actor she got preggers with higher up on the list: Brad Pitt

OnceUponA said...

Leo/Gisele/Tommy (Brady) --doesn't say that she moved on to another actor

lizness said...

@ A RESIDENT Gosling never won an Oscar, only nominated.
I think it is Adrian Brody.

spacecowboy78 said...

^But it does say she's an actress, which Gisele is not.

Nutty_Flavor said...

I completely understand why a come-from-nowhere star like Brody would have wanted to indulge in all the groupies Hollywood had to offer, particularly since he won the Oscar at age 29.

But The Pianist was 10 years ago! Doesn't that lifestyle get old after a while?

Then again, Mick Jagger is probably still at it in his 70s, so maybe it doesn't ever get old.

supapimp said...

No one is douchier than wilmer. No one.

spacecowboy78 said...

@lizness it says nominated/won, so that alone wouldn't rule out Gosling. What would rule him out is that none of his past actress GF's that he's actually lived with have gone on to get pregnant. If he actually dated Blake Lively, it was very brief last year and obviously the timeline doesn't lend itself to a live in, get cheated on type of situation.

MontanaMarriott said...

You guys nailed it!
But I am now curious to know what Elsa Pataky has done to try and get guys to fall for her.

Jeneral said...

I'm thinking Naomi Campbell for the A++ model. She walked the runway at fashion week.

bessanne said...

i like the adrian/elsa/chris guess, but i do also like the ed/salma/her hubby guess.

ryan gosling doesnt work like Spacecowboy said...i am not even sure if he and blake dated, but they definitely did not live together. she hasnt been confirmed pregnant, and none of his other exes have either. also, i just dont see him as being a duesch either. he seems to be friends/on good terms with all his exes.

libby said...

Montana, back when she was dating Adrian, the two of them did an incredibly gauche 'we're so in love' photo-spread at their 'perfect house' I believe in upstate NY. Tons of staged 'spontaneous affection' shots, it was so weird, I remember it well after all these years. I think it was in a Conde Nast publication or something.
Anyway, I came away from that article & photos as thinking he either cheats on her SO bad, and/or she manipulates the HELL out of him. No heterosexual man would have come up with that cheese-fest photoshoot unless SOMETHING was pressuring him.

JMO. But it could mean AB & EP fit the blind also.

moussemaker said...

Also, The Biggest Dog could refer to Adrien because he has tiny chihuaha dogs.

JessieE said...

FWIW, Gisele WAS in The Devil wears Prada. I agree, that doesn't an actress make ... but she does have a credit...

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Anna said...

Here's something about Adrien and Elsa living together and wanting to start a family:

http://www.imdb.com/news/ni0579679/

SilverOnyx said...

Um ew. Good job on the guesses guys, I would have never got it. But seriously Adrian Brody???

Am I the only one that think that dude is hideous??

hothotheat said...

I hope its not Adrien Brody. Seems like it is though, and that makes me sad.

nancer said...

he's nauseating.

trouble bubble said...

I was doing a little research on whodatedwho.com and Leo is definitely a dog. I think it easier to say who didn't do him than the ones who did. This blind is probably not him, but I was a bit shocked

Jolene Jolene said...

@libby--YES. That spread was SO GROSS. Weren't they in a bathtub or on horses or some ridiculous shit? Just awful.

libby said...

THANK YOU Jolene---I'm glad you remember it too. I think a bathtub AND horses too. Just so false and made your spidey-sense go BERSERK.

ms snarky said...

I don't get the Adrian Brody thing either. Looks like a bad stage magician.

Robin the Mad Photographer said...

Oh, no, not Adrien... *sigh* I've always been very fond of him, and was thrilled when he won his Oscar (which, IMO, was well-deserved), not to mention that his mom is a wonderful photographer and they've always seemed very close. So when did he supposedly become a douche? And is it simply that he's been out tomcatting around with almost anyone with a vagina, or is he supposedly being a jerk in general? (I'd also been under the impression that some of the career doldrums were due to both the Oscar Curse and being in several movies that didn't do nearly as well as they should have; even an Oscar winner's career can take a dive if they're in too many flops.)

snit said...

pretty sure yall nailed this one with the adrian brody/elsa guess. Your posts piqued my curiosity, so i went trolling the internet for pictures of their photo spread. holy pretentiousness....feel like i need to go do something humble for someone now as my penance.

Grey said...

I think Mousemaker is correct...

I remember AB has been in tons of articles featuring his tiny dogs

Cathy said...

@libby: what on EARTH do you find cheesy about this photo? It doesn't look staged at all:
http://www.laineygossip.com/Content/images/articles/adrien%20hello%202%20oct08.jpg

I'm kidding, of course :)

libby said...

Yes, Cathy, oh my god, I'm in tears!

'So he found out i love the countryside too, so he said, 'well, then we will share our dreams'...'

GAG CITY. Everyone should look at that link Cathy posted, and you will have so many questions afterward, you will be in no doubt that SOMETHING is desperately WRONG with at least one of them.

Lissette said...

I was thinking Hugh Grant, Elizabeth Hurley and I can't think of who the other person is...
Don't know why they popped into my head.

Jolene Jolene said...

@libby and Cathy--HE BOUGHT HER A CASTLE. A CASTLE!!!

Kathleen said...

Ryan Gosling was nominated for an Oscar for his performance in Half Nelson. I don't think this is him, though. I soooooo want it to be Sean Penn, but unfortunately I don't think it fits.

News said...

ed norton and salma hayek is a great guess. The 2nd one is even doucher (the worst of france) but that would come in another list.

Edward Norton

g.strathmore said...

Wow, that photo spread is ridiculous. I didn't have photos that cheesy for...well, ever.

I wonder what Enty is hinting about regarding Elsa. Do you think Chris slept with Miley and Elsa looked the other way?

lzahart said...

Was Billy Crudup ever nominated for an Oscar? Because if he was this I feel like this is him and the actress he f'd around on is Claire Danes.

Audrey said...

I like the Adrian Brody guess! There have been some gossip items about him and his womanizing ways.

Frufra said...

@Cathy, Libby, Jolene - reading the comments were totally worth it because it lead me to that craptastic photo shoot! Thanks for the link, Cathy - solid gold!

Beth310 said...

Brody/Pataky & Chris Hemsworth match up 100 pct.

He's know to be a dog, and even websites mock im for having the long narrow foace of Afghan dogs (the kind the reall dong, droopy hair). Pataky finally dumped him and hooked up with Chris Hemsworth immediately, got married and had his kid in very short order.

Not sure who the A++ model is but Kate Upton has been all over fashion week.

Ice Angel said...

@ ms snarky LOL@Bad magacian!!! I couldn't put my finger on what annoyed me about him...but you nailed it!!!

Mango said...

Not Ed Norton, please! I know someone who has worked with him and she said that he was very nice and genuine, although she isn't model hot so he wouldn't have told her she was lucky to have sex with him.

@ Libby, that photo spread IS hilarious. Jezebel covered it too, and added to that "countryside" line: No need for a magnifying glass — that caption really does say, "When Adrien realized I loved the countryside too, he said, 'Well, we can share our dreams together, then.' " An additional, smaller caption reads, "When I told Adrien I loved convoluted John Maybury films, he pressed a finger to my lips and said, 'Elsa, then an autographed DVD of The Jacket you shall have.'" Did they have the tinest clue how ridiculous they appeared?

g.strathmore said...

I had a completely non-existant opinion of Elsa Pataky before seeing this photo spread. But now, I must scorn her.

Sherry said...

Uh..Is that a sword he's wearing? OMFG.Adrien: [to Elsa, squeezing her hand] Do you remember when we were at a party in Cannes, and a woman sitting behind us told us, “Thank you for making me believe in love again”? ..I am laughing my ass off right now..We see where the hell that "love" went don't we?

Popnursing said...

I like Crila's Brangelina guess. I can see Billy Bob saying something like that...

Anna said...

Chris Hemsworth said in an interview his wife Elsa is the sweetest woman he's ever known.

But I think this big bad dog is Owen Wilson, star of "Marmaduke" and "Marley & Me." Did some of you forget he was an Oscar nominee/winner.... as a screenwriter?

WUWT? said...

I think Adrian Brody and that one oddball guy from the TV show Crossing Jordan should be cast as brothers in a movie. That would be cool.

Adrian for the blind. He clearly feels "entitled." Kissing Halle Berry without invitation or permission showed that.

Selock said...

I remember that! It totally stands out after all these years for how bizarre it was. Yes!!!

Selock said...

He was friends with some friends of mine circa 2000 and he was definitely already a model-collecting douchemaster then. Pre-Oscar.

All about Eve said...

And Michael K calls him afghan hound because he looks like that breed lol!

Marie said...

I think it's because he looks like a greyhound...

WUWT? said...

Selock, pre-Oscar, what did models see in him? How did he manage to get them?

M said...

Unlikely to be Saint Angie/Billy Bob/Brad of the Stinky Pitts cuz Angie loves 3 ways,she is the power top as well as bi,so she couldn't be the victim here.Agree she is quite the actress with the whole I can't stop wearing BillyBob's vial of blood,cuz we r 4ever until I nab someone better looking& then transform into the perfect wife & mother of the rainbow family,Our Lady of Good Works All About Helping The Poors. And BillyBob is a douche,too,but can't make this fit.

Tru Leigh said...

Actor: Adrien Brody
A++ list model: Naomi Campbell
Actress girlfriend: Elsa Pataky
Husband: Chris Hemsworth

Debbie said...

I'm thinking Owen Wilson because I refuse to believe that Adrien Brody could be this much of a douchebag. Except for that cheese ass photo spread with Tacky Pataky. But since Owen and him are friends, it's possible they are twin douchies.

g.strathmore said...

Can you imagine how hard Naomi Campbell must have shut down Adrien Brody?