Wednesday, October 03, 2012

Taylor Armstrong Needs To Find A New Place To Live

After living in her current renal home for the past four years, the owner of the home have put it on the market. That means Taylor will have to find a new place to rent. With the amount of money that Taylor has spent on rent she could have bought a house in lots of places around LA, but, since she only wants to live in the Beverly Hills area, it looks like she will continue to rent. Until the show ends of course. Then, with no income from any sources other than what she buried in the backyard of her current place and whatever she sells from swag bags at pawn shops, she will move into an apartment in the Valley hoping that some guy will come along who has not seen RHBH and will give her and her fake breasts and injected lips a chance. You know what would be really great? If she hooked up with Paul just to drive Adrienne crazy. That would be reality television. Taylor must really be sweating this because she got a sweetheart deal when she moved in and I'm not sure she has the cash to rent a comparable place now.

21 comments:

discoflux said...

Taylor Armstrong needs to find the real Taylor Armstrong. Chick needs some SERIOUS therapy.

discoflux said...

Renal home? Is she moving to a new dialysis center?

katie said...

Freaking the f out here. Have a renal ultrasound today.

This one is sounds like Enty is outsourcing the blog to a third world country.

VIPblonde said...

Yes! Enty is on the Taylor/Paul train! You know, now that Paul and Adrienne are divorcing, I bet Paul has someplace she could stay. Just saying. They could fill their evenings by staring into eachothers eyes and whispering sweet nothings about how they will get more screen time and stir up drama

katie said...

/\. sarcasm

g.strathmore said...

Remember when we were all wondering about the type of woman who would move from America to Bangkok to be a high class hooker? Well, let's say I wouldn't be surprised if Taylor ends up in Patpong instead of the Valley.

WednesdayFriday said...

I don't want to sound like a jerk, but this is the idiot that spent THOUSANDS of dollars on her kid's birthday parties.

I hope she finds a comfortable studio in Canoga Park. I just have no sympathy for this person.

Barton Fink said...

Epic renal failure.

WednesdayFriday said...

P.S.- Look at how horrifying she is! ------->

car54 said...

She has a very nice income that a lot of us would love to have from filming another season of the Housewives. She may not be able to live in a mansion on it but I suspect if she tried, she could make a very nice life on that amount.

Try being the key word there.

And Paul is just coming out of one funky relationship--let's not wish this woman on him.

Lauren said...

@Wednesday Friday-- that pic is awesome!

I thought she published a book last year. Did it (shockingly!) not sell well?

Caitlin Costanzo said...

The book was about being abused, wasn't it?
Girlfriend needs some serious theropy and of course I don't feel bad for her, the one who is suffering in all of this is her daughter.

And also, I want a Paul and Brandi hookup... Reality GOLD!

stigs84 said...

She's so fake, she deserves all this public humiliation along with all the other housewives who live beyond their means thinking they can fool the public. It never works, they always end up getting exposed. I love when Bravo fires them & then they dissappear.

califblondy said...

OMG, Paul and Brandi? Great idea Caitlin!

Cancan said...

This would all be hilarious if she didn't have a young daughter. Instead, it's just incredibly sad.

Where does the pony live?

hotchacha said...

Who?

SilverOnyx said...

Omg seriously whoever first suggested Taylor and Paul getting together, PLEASE look at her pic today on daily mail. She looks almost identical to Adrienne now. I had to do a double take!! He's def her plastic surgeon.

Rick Wrinklebottom said...

I hope she winds up homeless. She drove Russell to commit suicide, if she didn't outright murder him or conspire to have him killed. I think it was fairly obvious from the way they interacted, if anyone was actually being abused in that relationship, it was him being abused by her! She is a psychotic, evil grifter.

I fear for that child, and what Taylor might subject her to over the years...we read on here all the time about the parents that whore their kids out & let them get molested by producers for money & fame, Taylor strikes me as just the kind of soulless, desperate famewhore who would totally exploit her child in the most despicable ways just to sustain her own "lifestyle".

She is a despicable person and hopefully someday she will be exposed for her lies; to lie about physical abuse for fame and your own financial gain is about as low as low gets. If anyone believes she was actually physically abused & didn't fabricate those claims, I have a bridge spanning the 405 to sell you real cheap...

Popnursing said...

@ Barton. THank you for that. hilarious.

WUWT? said...

Hey, on one of the Real Housewives last year (this one?) Camille Grammer hosted a dinner party with "the real Allison Dubois" as her guest. The other housewives prodded Allison to do a reading, and she said that one of their marriages was in trouble. Anyone remember who she said that to and know what has happened since?

I don't watch. I read about it here.

cbdabest4life said...

@rick

What the fuck are you going on about? Russell admitted to the abuse..we need to stop the culture of blaming the victim...so let's start here.....shut your fucking piehole.

I hope Taylor figures out how to buy the house.....its gorgeous......she just needs the downpayment..she's doubtless been paying enough rent to cover the mortgage for years.

And gets therapy...and her lips de-injected...and safeguards her kid...................