Friday, November 23, 2012

Blind Item #4

This A list NASCAR driver who has been driving for a very long time is married. he had been telling his very attractive wife that he was going to take a little three day vacation with some of the guys from his crew. In reality, he was going to take a little three day vacation with an 19 year old he met when he was signing some autographs. At the last minute, our driver's wife decide she wanted to come so our driver had to cancel with the mistress, get a bunch of the guys to come and had to pay for all of them to get there and be there just so the story would seem true.

32 comments:

bflogurl said...

Gordon?

*karen* said...

I think Jeff Gordon and his first wife split because of his cheating, so this wouldn't surprise me.

T. E. Cuz said...

all of them.

ethorne said...

Lol cockblocked by your own wife.

just curious said...

His wife was a former beauty queen,I believe she made out pretty well in the divorce.

Maja. With a J. said...

Ricky Bobby!

Cheryl said...

Shake and Bake!

Vera L- said...

I'm pretty sure Gordon is an alien and planned to spend the weekend on the mothership, but she foiled his plans.

(not a fan of Gordon)

califblondy said...

Not a Gordon fan. The announcers commented one race on how Gordon doesn't spend any time with his crew. He just flies into races, drives the car, and leaves, so I don't know if it would be him spending time with his crew.

Vera L- said...

I like Kevin Harvick for this one, he's been driving awhile, certainly A status and they just had a baby. Though I'm not sure how "attractive" his wife is.

Gypsytrill said...

I heard years ago that Gordon is gay. His two wives were beards even if they didn't know it.

goheels83 said...

I used to do high-end catering and Jeff Gordon would get stuff from us pretty frequently. Whenever he would place an order, he would give us his real name and contact info. Whenever his wife would place an order, she would give an alias (a combo of her maiden name and "Gordon") and refused to give us her contact info. Lol. Guess she thinks she is kind of a big deal.

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Vera L- said...

goheels - was this the "chosen by God" first wife or "foreign model" second wife?

Jason said...

Not Harvick, he's home this weekend with the family. His wife is all kinds of awesome but I wouldn't call her "very" attractive, and I'm not sure he's really A-list. She would possibly murder him if he cheated anyway.

A-list drivers would be guys like Dale Jr. (who's not married), Tony Stewart (not married), Jeff Gordon, and Jimmie Johnson. Can't think of anyone else who'd be considered A-list outside of NASCAR.

Kathleen said...

@califblondy - maybe that's why he had to pay for them to go on the trip? a guy's buddies might be willing to help him out in a case like this and tag along on the trip, but if they're not buddies they would say, "uh, sure, i'll go if you pay my way." I like Jeff Gordon for this one. Most NASCAR wives are attractive only in the sense that they're the most attractive haggard former meth addict in the trailer park, but Gordon's wife is genuinely pretty by normal, non-NASCAR standards. And he's one of the few known outside of NASCAR and therefore A list.

Nervous Nelly said...

What about Dario Franchetti (sp?). I hope it's him b/c that Ashley Judd is a grade A snot.

All about Eve said...

How about Kyle Busch? Is he married? I'm not a NASCAR fan but I know of him.

bobbi_1025 said...

Kyle Busch just recently got married and has no kids. His brother Kurt has no kids but he has other issues, Carl Edwards has 1 child and recently married. Let's see who else... Rusty Wallace is retired, as said above JR is single, I don't think Tony Stewart has kids. Oh and Harvicks wife would castrate him.

Jimmy Johnson's wife is/was a model and they have kids. I like him for the guess better than Gordon.

Vera L- said...

Kurt Busch is a giant mess. As much as I don't like him as a driver, I hope he can get his shit together, this year was UGLY.

JJ is a great guess for this, but he's so boring (5 times, whatevs) I don't think he has the imagination for this one. Knauss would have to orchestrate the entire thing.

bobbi_1025 said...

My bad Stewart isn't married. I just remember his name being tossed around as maybe having a video of boning Bubba the Live Sponges wife and that the person was married.

goheels83 said...

Lol @vera. His second wife. Last name Vanderbosh or something.

csproat said...

HAAAAAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHA!

I hope the pit crew guys had fun!

Amy in MI said...

If the 19 year old is a male, I'd peg Jimmie Johnson for it. His wife Chandra is very attractive but a huge bitch. Se with Kyle Busch's wife. They've been married almost 2 years now. Tony Stewart is single and my future husband Lol. I don't see this as Gordon.

Bubbles said...

An 19 year old? Are you sure you aren't Myra Panache's "not knowing how to properly use an article to save her life" in disguise?

Rebecca said...

Not a racing fan but I have a very sick cousin who has met up with Jeff Gordon a number of times, Jeff even paid for flights, limos and hotels...not that it means he doesn't cheat, just means I would forgive him a few indiscretions.

Rebecca said...

Not a racing fan but I have a very sick cousin who has met up with Jeff Gordon a number of times, Jeff even paid for flights, limos and hotels...not that it means he doesn't cheat, just means I would forgive him a few indiscretions.

AndrewBW said...

@Ethorne = ROTFLMAO!

Jadi24 said...

I hate to say it, but it really sounds like Jeff Gordon. Driving for a very long time= 20 years. Very attractive wife= Ingrid Vandebosch- a former SI Swimsuit model. Once a cheater always a cheater, I guess.

Syd said...

Gordon and Johnson are the only ones I can think of with really attractive wives. My money is on Jeff.

Tuxedo Cat said...

This item might be connected with Saturday's item about the girl (named Samantha Busch) who sent her mother a pic of herself hanging off a cliff...

Kurt Busch's wife first name is Samantha....

That seems like quite a bit more than a coincidence that they should have the first and second names the same.....

6:35 PM

Vera L- said...

Tux - Kyle hasn't been driving "for a very long time" but I like the way you think!