I CAN'T THINK OF ANYTHING WORSE!
If you just give her one of those dolls that eats and shits, she wouldn't know the difference and California CPS wouldn't need a $1B dollar yearly budget increase.
Also – Happy Thanksgiving, CDaN Fam! I hope you all enjoy your day!
I think I figured out why she turned down Baba Wawa–it wasn't the right show. Miss Lindsay Elizabeth Taylor Lohan wanted to be included on the most fascinating people of 2012.
She could move in with Octomom
christ. she's way too young and irresponsible to do something so serious. she is the WORST person to adopt.
Enty, please stop posting about her…you are feeding the troll.
I wouldn't let her take care of a dead houseplant let alone a child.
I had this weird dream a while back that Lindsey either died on January 28th or in January when she was 28. Anyway, happy turkey day to my fellow CDaN fans!
She's not exactly too young for children at 26, but she is a train wreck and it would be a travesty if she adopts.
boycott her, Kardashians and all real tv stars!!!
She's an increasingly irrelevant aging prostitute ho sometimes lands an acting gig now and then. Taking a page from the Kardashian playbook she'll say anything to get her name in the press. I wouldn't worry too much about it. If she survives to 30 it will most likely be because she landed in jail. I'm wondering why, with the threat of a probation violation hanging over her head and crime stoppers money hanging in the balance, someone doesn't turn her in for the illegal sex trade worker she has become to speed the incarceration wagon along. Maybe the DA should consider establishing a reward fund for just such a purpose.
I highly doubt she'd get approved to adopt unless she went to a 3rd world country and stole someone's baby who couldn't speak English. Which, that's entirely plausible. But the adoption process is a pretty big deal, and with her well-publicized issues and criminal record, I can't imagine she'd get very far.
did anyone happen to watch the view yesterday? they showed a clip of the drunk on leno & she said "when the time was right she would do an interview with barbara" barbara then said "i should live so long" i lmfao at that!
Guess she needs designated driver with a clean record, lol. Will never happen. Like living to be an old lady.
@dee123 – I can think of one thing worse than her adopting. Her getting pregnant and delivering a premature, drug addicted child. I can totally see that happening.
Happy Thanksgiving guys!!
I hope no one is dumb enough to give this nutjob a kid. Maybe she just wants into some lifetime joan crawford movie.
Never happen. Like her growing to be old lady.
Yeeeah, I don't think she'd pass the crim checks to adopt, but then again my husband and I did it the legal way (fingerprinting, crim checks, references, multiple visits to our home, etc). I suppose if you have enough $$ and the right contacts, you could find a way around all the legalities… Could I see her potentially getting her act together, spending several years getting stable and eventually building a family? Yeah, possible. Can I see her successfully caring for any living thing at this moment, including herself? Um, no.
She is just a 1 brain cell idiot that thinks when Angelina adopted Pax, her image turned around from wild child to respected mother and actress. But Angelina, grew up and and out of the bad behavior naturally and adoption was an extension of that.
Lindsay is just looking, as always, for any quick fix to get back everything she lost, including her face. It's gone baby, gone.
Angelina grew up? I thought she just found a better way to get attention.
@Alma she used to make out with Billy Bob on the red carpet with a vile of his blood hanging around her neck, she was a lunatic until she took a UN trip and adopted PAX
Maybe she is still a lunatic and just hides it better now. But I give her credit for changing the way she did.
Hi timebob, she is savvy. Being a wild child near your forties just seems sort of desperate after a while. Completely revamping her image to have staying power is pretty brilliant and it worked. The public found it endearing to adopt one kid so why not several more. That's what nannies are for. Granted some of these meticulously planned out aspects tend to backfire. Like the leg.
You can't adopt with a criminal record. Thank God.
At the risk of being pedantic, Maddox was the first child that Angie adopted, when she & Billy Bob were still together; he apparently couldn't deal w/her not being able to give him all of her attention, and bailed. (If it did indeed all go down like that, then Mad's much better off w/out BB in his life–who needs a "dad" who's jealous of you all the time?)
Oh, and another vote for "please let's boycott LiLo, et al."–surely there's better gossip or stories out there, aren't there? *looks hopeful* I enjoy the Kindness blinds the most; it's always nice to find out who the good people are, and just what they're able to do for others.
The idea probably just popped into her head. Something new for her to do, and to get written about.
Ok, in 4 words, so simple even Blohan in the middle of a buzz can understand. HELL TO THE NO!
That being said, can we please get some legal input here? Can someone with Blohan's chemical and legal history even be considered as a potential adoptive parent? I personally know money greases wheels, especially where adoption is concerned, (however in my case the issue was the age of my adoptive mother, 50+) however really? A court will actually set aside/ignore her documented (note, just the stuff that's actually been proven, not the stuff we suspect however haven't yet had proven in a court of law) legal and chemical issues to put a child in her care?
Sorry, I just can't see it but then again I'm not a lawyer…just a loud mouthed homosexual with a bunch of questions.
OMG! Is she really trying to be like Angelina? Lol!!!!
Wait! Even in the picture she's trying to look like her with the long hair down! Lol!!! Delusional!!!
That's nobody's business? HA! You have broadcast your daily run ins with the law for the world to consume and universally hate you, malign you, and judge you. Your career consists of your fuck ups and everyone wondering when you're going to die and now you want to bring an innocent baby into your self induced prostitution whore-ah drug and alcohol fueled bingeing living hell and it's none of our damn business? I'm with Enty. Oh yes it IS our business. And the first order of business is you get shipped off to a deserted island so the only thing that you can adopt is a coconut or a volleyball. Fuck off Lindsay. Just fuck off and disapear. You know what, I just can't with this bitch, I REALLY CAN'T.
I've just come up with her ideal legal defense. "It wasn't me, it was my evil twin! (cue organ)"
Hey, she's obviously delusional enough that she'd try it. So do I get a royalty if she does? If so, cash only. No checks or jewelry.
thanks @Robin i brainfarted, i knew there was an X in the name lol.
I really wish the DA would hurry up and charge her with lying to the police, i'm ready for the next circus act to begin.
Someone on one of those entertainment shows asked her about that quote, which is in US Magazine, and Lindsay was like "where'd you hear that? One of my friends? This always happens to me! Blah blah. Like she didn't even remember. What a booger she is
the only thing Lindsay should adopt is a healthier lifestyle
What Sugar said – she mentioned it herself, but her drug-addled brain forgot. Let's hope she forgets the idea all together.
She's not fit to adopt a dirty dish rag.
Angry Enty is angry
A child's needs would cut seriously into LL's drug and alcohol budget.
"I'm not a lawyer…just a loud mouthed homosexual with a bunch of questions."
LOL! You sound like a lot of fun, though!
Oh Hell Nawl!!!
I'm sure she just thinks this will make her more Oscar-worthy, a la Sandra, Charlize, Angelina, etc. Dumbass.
This is horrifying!
She can't be any worse than a lot of parents out there.
@Steppy-I don't know what parents you hang out with, but YES she can be worse-much worse-than a lot of parents out there.