Monday, November 19, 2012

Random Photos Part Four - American Music Awards Part Two

A completely new look for Christina Aguilera.

Taylor Swift goes shorter than I have ever seen.
Stacy Keibler & Gwen Stefani
Heidi Klum
Carrie Underwood
Jenny McCarthy
Pink & Carey Hart
Hayden P

48 comments:

Vicki Cupper said...

I would slaughter thousands of puppies for Heidi Klum's body.

parissucksliterally said...

whoa, did not see that angle of Christina before this. EEEk. From the front she looked good....

I love Gwen. What the hell was Kiebler doing there? Or Ginnifer Goodwin? Or Heidi Klum? Or Jenny McCarthy???

Jolene Jolene said...

YUCK to every dress except Taylor Swift's. Pink's is okay, but it just doesn't look right on her.

VIPblonde said...

I normally reserve commenting on Xtina's weight, because I think if we saw her in person, she would look "normal," not fat. But she needs to start dressing in a way that is more flattering to her shape. I can practically hear that picture beeping as she backs up!

nancer said...

hayden and christina need to eat with each other for 6 months or so, but trade plates. they'd both look better.

Vicki Cupper said...

If Christina would just stop with the televangelist wife makeup and bleached mop and orange skin, she'd look decent.

Alicia said...

Christina looks thick but awesome.. I'm glad she's finally embracing her thickness!

Really Carrie Underwood? That dress is a nightmare.

Hayden P looks.. Dare I say?? Good? Less troll-ish for sure.

Lucas said...

I agree VIP- I like her curvy but that dress was a bad call.

penelope jane said...

Those shoes look pretty bad on Hayden P's frame.

Layna Day said...

I'm going to cut Christina some slack and say they caught her at a bad angle. The dress isn't so bad and the hair is nice.

Taylor can dress her tail off, gotta give her that.

Pink's dress is great, but agree it doesn't seem to suit her. She and Carrie should have traded. Pink can pull off the avant-garde space jumper suit look that Carrie went with.

discoflux said...

I agree with you completely, VIP. Plus your last line made me choke on my tea. Well, played.

I'm starting to think that no matter what Carrie Underwood wears, it's going to look boring because Carrie Underwood is wearing it.

We are getting to watching a very interesting case of progressive desperation in the form of Jenny McCarthy.

discoflux said...

*Well played.

Eats, shoots, and leaves, y'all...

Cheryl said...

Do Jenny McCarthy, Pink and the Biebs all have the same hairdresser? And is it Lucille Ball?

MBk said...

Oh, Heidi...no.

Seachica said...

Taylor's dress isn't that short. It isn't her hoohah that is in danger of making an appearance.

We almost had another "Heidi moment" on our hands.

Del Riser said...

Not a fan of the short in front longer in back dress on Carrie.

Taylor almost always looks great and
does so again. I like Christina's hair.

Lola said...

I dunno, I think Christina looks pretty good (except the orange tan).

Taylor looks amazing.

msgirl said...

Ugh no I think that's a terrible dress for Christina, accents all the wrong things. Hayden P looks incredibly skinny, she never used to.

Nice effort for Pink, not 100% but no disaster.

FS said...

Christina is finally wearing clothes that are actually her size, but that dress is not flattering. She would look so perfect if she would let both her hair and her skin go back to their natural color and texture. She could rock a curvy diva like we haven't seen in decades.

yodelay said...

Just say no to the butt pads Xtina. And the orange skin. And the bleached out wigs. That would a good start.

Melinda9 said...

Heidi must want to help the paps get the vadge shot.

noseygal48 said...

Da,m didn't think Christina could look worse tha. She did during her performance. Stacy kiebler and Heidi klum look like sisters

Henriette said...

I'm so glad Swifty didn't wear red! The gold dress looks good on her with nude lip.

Pink's dress looks all wrong on her. Xtina? I can't even imagine she looked in a mirror.

Sienna said...

Woah, Hayden P. looks scary skinny. Those legs look like they belong on someone else. Damn shame. She always had such a healthy, muscular body.

mngddess said...

Shame on you, Vicki - lol.

And hey! Look! It's Clooney's girlfriend getting some publicity she wouldn't otherwise get if she wasn't his girlfriend!

Love Taylor's dress.

God - who dresses Carrie Underwood? That's a short prom dress!

And Christina dear, more power to you for being whatever weight you want to be, but you've got to stop dressing like yo're still a size 2. It doesn't work.

Jolene Jolene said...

Your people's idea of "too skinny" shocks me sometimes. Hayden's legs look AMAZING and healthy.

SilverOnyx said...

Lol @jolene, totally agree with how easily that gets tossed around here. I think she looks good too. She was more muscular before but that's the only difference I notice.

JSierra said...

I don't understand how Christina doesn't have a double chin.

MrWolf said...

Not that I think Taylor's dress is inappropriate, but she's definitely been dressing more 'risque'.

Which is to say, instead of wearing a 40s schoolmarm outfit, she's dressing like a college girl on a date with a guy in premed.

auntliddy said...

Bunch of crappy dresses, unfortunately.

hotchacha said...

Taylor's dress is lovely, yes. But go Google "Taylor Swift Red Carpet" and you'll see that the nudish toned dress is her uniform. Mix it up, woman!

http://bumpshack.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/11/Taylor-Swift-2011-AMAs-Red-Carpet-PHOTOS.jpg

http://cdn.idolator.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/02/taylor-swift-2012-grammy-awards-400x300.jpg

http://cdn.imnotobsessed.com/wp-content/uploads/ama_arrivals_002_wenn5954549-BorderMaker.jpg

http://assets.gearlive.com/tvenvy/blogimages/VMA09_TaylorSwift.jpg

http://www.cmt.com/sitewide/assets/img/events/2008/cma_awards/arrivals/ed_rode/cma_awards_red_carpet_082-x600.jpg

http://img2.timeinc.net/people/i/2009/galleries/cmt/taylor-swift.jpg

Rogue said...

I love Stacy's dress. I want it.

fancyscreenname said...

I like Christina's dress. All of the other stuff going on in that photo I'm not too sure about.

Heidi can still get away with that so GODSPEED to her.

Jenny's dress looks better on television.

Carrie's dress is an unfortunate choice.

Hayden has, IMO, dropped the weight she was asked to gain for Nashville. She looks pretty good.

Taylor looks great. If u r 20 something WHY NOT show your legs of that's what u want to do. She looks cute.

Pink looks matronly, but if she likes it.......

audrey said...

I agree--Taylor needs to mix up her red carpet look a little.

CanadianMiss said...

Christina's pic actually looks photoshopped to me

Unknown said...

That's what confuses me too?

FlirtyChick74 said...

I agree with the commentary so far about Christina. I think she is finally dressing for the size that she is and it is a good step in the right direction.

I like Heidi and Taylor's dresses. If you got, flaunt it. :-)

Kloie said...

Stacy Kiebler is beautiful. Christina Aguilera, not so much.

hothotheat said...

Kiebler's fame whoring obvious. Why on earth was she there?

Pink looks awesome. As much as I dislike Taylor Swift she looked great.

PugsterMom said...

That's not amusing. At all.

Syko said...

I think everything Vicki says is amusing.

Popnursing said...

I am getting a very strong Mrs. Roper vibe off Xtina.

hag said...

Christina's butt is not human. It looks like shes wearing a damn crinoline hoop skirt circa 1854 (or the stepsister fashion in the Disney Cinderella movie, take your pic). what is everyone's obsession w monster butts??? Stupid stupid monster butts

Cornbread said...

Good on Christina for embracing her curves, but yes, the tan and horrible hair turn this into a disaster. The ultra blonde Cleopatra cut/wig/weave is just NOT flattering. But I think she loves the drag look, and will never tone it down or look more natural.

Hayden looks good with the weight loss, but her face looks different...is it just the weight loss, or has she had work done? She's giving me a Courtney Stodden vibe in that photo. :/

DoYogaFeelGreat said...

Someone please hire a stylist for Carrie Underwood. That dress is hideously promish

Gabby said...

Christina and Carrie look absolutely atrocious. Everyone else I can deal with.

marine said...

I went to a taping of the voice yesterday and all I can say is that Christina Aguilera is tiny...don't know why she doesn't photograph well but she's not fat at all

KittensRUs said...

"And Christina dear, more power to you for being whatever weight you want to be, but you've got to stop dressing like yo're still a size 2. It doesn't work."

This, exactly. Most of us know how to cover up/camouflage/drape over our flaws, so that we don't look hideous and scare members of the general public.