Wednesday, December 19, 2012

Blind Item #3

This former almost A list actress who used to be on a hit show has had so much work done to her face that when she finally got a rare audition for a part she was laughed out of the room. She could make no facial expressions and everything ended up looking like she had a trout pout whether she was supposed to be crying or laughing or smiling. Plus, she went under the knife not that long ago and the scars have not completely healed so she is wearing way more makeup than usual.

72 comments:

Diana said...

Teri Hatcher?? Just a wild guess.

FSP said...

Lara Flynn Boyle

Cleodacat said...

Melanie Griffith?

Lynn Cloud said...

Rose McGowan.

Jihane-Fatim said...

lara flynn boyle?

zaaahara said...

Lara Flynn Boyle definitely

cleo said...

Rose McGowan

Sugar said...

The hubs and I are watching Twin Peaks now. LFB was so pretty back then.

Amber said...

I'll throw Rose MacGowan into the ring. This is a sad list isn't it? LFB's face is seriously, seriously botched, though. Has been for a while. She was in some movie with Heather Graham where HG was hiding her pregnancy and LFB was unrecognizable.

Anastasia Walker said...

I'm thinking Lara Flynn Boyle too. She looks horrendous now. It shows how truly stupid it is to f with your face because when these women age and can't stop doing it it looks grotesque and strane. The fillers are so weird, everyone's been getting the cheek fillers. Like Olivia Newton John in that Travolta Holiday video, looks like a wax doll of herself. I think that's part of what made Lindsay look so ridiculous in LnD.

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JSierra said...

Honestly all of these guesses sound pretty spot on. If New Girl were older and not doing as well I would also nominate Zooey.

auntliddy said...

Nicole kidman? She trowels it on.

J Sara said...

Yep- that's my guess too

fancyscreenname said...

LFB....

yodelay said...

Lara Flynn Boyle sounds about right. What happened to her face is just nonsense.

Lisa said...

Susan Dey

Silly Girl said...

All seem like such great guesses! It's hard to pick just one...

parissucksliterally said...

when was Nicole Kidman on television?

I can't believe the amount of women who have fucked up their faces.

Erin B said...

"Finally got a rare audition" sounds like someone who hasn't been on anything in a while. That would take Teri Hatcher out of the mix. Her show hasn't even been off the air a year yet.

Ellen said...

I don't know if I'd call Twin Peeks that big of a hit. It was a cult thing back in the day but it was only on one or 2 seasons. And was she really 'A' back then? I think the Nicholson fling gave her more notoriety. That being said she does look horrifically over done.
Every time I see Mariska Hargitay I think her face is looking more and more overdone.

Discobitch said...

Rose McGowan

OT but I totally can't believe that Ian Watkins (lead singer of UK band lostprohpets) has been charged with kiddie porn and conspiracy to rape a 1 yr old girl :(

http://www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/crime/lostprophets-singer-ian-watkins-remanded-in-custody-after-appearing-in-court-accused-of-conspiring-to-rape-oneyearold-girl-8425042.html

Dirty fkn scumbag hope he gets shanked in jail

*karen* said...

@Amber, I had to look it up: Baby on Board!

I thought it was a made for ABC Family kind of movies until I just looked it up. Apparently it was a real movie. Awful, but entertaining. I remember John Corbett's character being an asshole and it really disappointed me. I also didn't recognize Lara Flynn Boyle.

Beta said...

Megan Fox?

MaeMae said...

I'm going to jump into the Rose McGowan bandwagon based on the pictures of her in the Daily Mail. I think I recall seeing pictures/reading about how LFB had actually stopped with all the surgeries/injections which was why people had not seen much of her lately.

SpunkyPR said...

Just to be different Emily Blunt?

Anastasia Walker said...

@ Discobitch, I've heard that that's exactly what they do to child molesters and rapists in jail, no one wants to see those scumbags live, inmates have daughters and wives too.

Mcgreuder said...

LFB is a great guess. Her hit show was The Practice.

rhinovodka said...

Lara was on Private Practice, so I will go with her.

Mel said...

Meg Ryan

rhinovodka said...

oh hell, wrong show, she was on The Practice.

Merlin D. Bear said...

Having just seen her do a cameo in "Hot in Cleveland", this has to be Heather Locklear.

nancer said...

so many to choose from. i just don't get it. WHY would you do this to yourself? especially when so many women have been ruined and rendered unrecognizable? just get old like you're supposed to and do the best with what you have.

i may not always love what looks back at me in the mirror, but at least i know it's ME.

rhinovodka said...

@Merlin, that's sad if this is Heather(haven't seen her close up lately). I always thought she was quite lovely.

Audrey said...

It has LFB written all over this!

chopchop said...

I immediately thought Hatcher but LFB is a good guess too.

Bon M said...

Why do they do it? For the same reason that women starve themselves in Hollywood. Very thin and young is all that is wanted when it comes to female out there (and if you're rail-thin, have fake boobs inserted).

All others need not apply.

Women who make it out there don't want to lose it. While they can control the weight (either naturally or through drugs), aging is another matter. You can't beat Father Time.

Christopher Cruz said...

Oh my God. This is sickening. Ugly, talentless twat in a shit band to begin with. I hope he goes to jail so the general population there can punish him properly.

Christopher Cruz said...

I read it as Heather, too.

Tru Leigh said...

I'm on the Lara Flynn Boyle boat.

Sugar said...

I wouldn't call Twin Peaks a hit either. It's just that she was so beautiful then it is a crying shame she messed with her face so much.

Nope said...

Cox?

Caitlin Costanzo said...

Wow, really?!
I used to listen to them in grade school.. Yuck!

crila16 said...

Rose McGowan.

Golly HoLightly said...

I'm voting for Rose McGowan. Mostly because she was so beautiful, I loved her in Jawbreaker & countless other things as well. She had an old Hollywood type of beauty and she fucked it up in a major way. These women don't learn from each other's mistakes. These days when Rose McGowan has dark hair, she looks like a caricature of Julia Sugarbaker from Designing Women. Bless her heart.

Call me yndy... said...

It read Heather Locklear to me... But Rose & LFB are both solid candidates too. Which is tragic.

G said...

I agree with Nope, I think it's Cox

annabella said...

this is so sad. and it could be almost any of them. with a few exceptions, they all over do it.

SweetGeorgiaBrown said...

Yep

SweetGeorgiaBrown said...

Wasn't LFB's face due to prolonged steroid use bc of some bad autoimmune disease? I know she had some work- but I think some plastic surgeons weighed in at one point and said it wa more typical of prednisone treatment

katie said...

Heather on HIC - her mouth and jaw appeared to be wired, so her speech sounded weird. I vote Heather.

Snapdragon said...

First season Twin Peaks was pretty darn big, if I remember correctly.

Interplanet Janet said...

Loretta Switt

Amy said...

Oh Twin Peaks was massive, I mean that was basically a generation ago and people still know it. And LFB was really a huge IT girl for a handful of years after that with the Practice and then her fling with Jack Nicholson.

Amy said...

I just checked Wiki: Twin Peaks's pilot was the highest-rated movie for the 1989–1990 season with 33 percent of the entire viewing audience. In its first broadcast as a regular one-hour drama series, Twin Peaks scored ABC's highest ratings in four years in its time period. The numbers started going down the first season when they put it against Cheers, but it chipped away at Cheers's ratings and then shot back up to record levels when they took it into a different time slot.

It was nominated for everything. David Lynch did something no one ever does these days -- in the middle of the second season he resolved the murder, and at that point the series was basically over. You can argue for or against it -- I know people think Homeland already should have resolved some of its major character storylines rather than let them continue into a third season.

Orsolya said...

That's who I would guess... It a shame too because she was so beautiful and sassy

Orsolya said...

That's who I would guess... It a shame too because she was so beautiful and sassy

Shit You Can't Buy said...

Rose McGowan, Hitshow: Charmed, barely does anything besides strolling down the streets, looking for paps. She looks caked up when it comes to make up and i also find her change in hair color very weird; maybe a wig to hide scars from a facelift?

nudibelle said...

calista

timebob said...

Rose McGowan as a blonde is disturbing, it's like she is trying to channel Lindsay Lohan attention.

Diana G said...

I LOVE Twin Peaks!!! Kyle M was such a hottie back then.

car54 said...

Twin Peaks was like Lost--it was must see tv it's first seasons.

feraltart said...

Anastasia, I don't know if you'll see my reply, but yes, those fillers in Olivia's cheeks, yuck! The entire shape of her face has changed & John Travolra looks like a dummy from a wax museum too. That video clip was like a wreck, wanted to look away but couldn't. Only good thing is money made is going to their charities.

g.nomeyy said...

I was kind of thinking..i forget her name..Jordon from scrubs? shes also married to that famous guy who made up scrubs..i'm blanking on names..but she got a shitton of work done

audrey said...

Heather Locklear.

A Gypsy said...

Definitely not Heather Graham, saw her up close at a concert this summer and she looked great.

A Gypsy said...

Definitely not her. Saw her in July or August and she looked perfectly fine.

A Gypsy said...

If you mean Locklear I take it back though. :D

A Gypsy said...

Shoot just reread and saw you meant Locklear, my bad!

A Gypsy said...

Definitely not Heather Graham, saw her up close at a concert this summer and she looked great.

PotPourri said...

Christa Miller has had a lot of work done, but is she almost A-List? She is hardly recognizable as the funny girl from the Drew Carey Show. Man I loved that...Lewis and Oswald...good times!

Ethan Hawke said...

Rose McGowan was my first guess. But she has always consistently worked. Wouldn't really be a "rare" audition. So my guess are Courteney Cox, Lara Flynn Boyle, and Heather Locklear.