Friday, December 28, 2012

Four For Friday - They Share

It is Friday today. It is hard to believe this is the last weekend of 2012. Despite that, I will have my famously large butt sitting on the futon this weekend and will be here writing tomorrow and have a reveal or two as part of the festivities of the day. I will also be here Sunday and Monday, although Monday might be lighter than normal because of getting ready for January 1st. Oh, if you would like to follow me on Twitter, I would love to have you. @entylawyer or you can click the bird thing over on the right. For those of you who have been drinking today right is ----------------------> that way.

There are some things a father and son should do together, but sleeping with the same woman at the same time is probably not one of those things that is encouraged by society. The thing is this father/son duo have done it frequently. The father is A list and all movies. As much as it pains me to say it, he is probably A+ list. Big hits and big bombs but always working. The last time they shared did not work out so well because the son got really jealous about dad having his way with the son's significant other. The dad has someone too, but the son is not allowed to share with dad. The resulting tension caused a lot of drama and an estrangement period between father and son. Now, everything is all better again as the son has found someone who makes the son feel special while at the same time making sure the dad has his fun several times a week too. They both think she is perfect and it makes for a wonderful holiday season.

94 comments:

VIPblonde said...

Nicolas and Weston Cage. And EEEEEW!!!

*karen* said...

VIPblonde, you got it. And you're right: EEEEEW!!!

Sugar said...

Oh to taste your dad's love juices on your girl... brings back so many memories.
This can't be real. No way. Nope. Nah uh.

discoflux said...

I think Enty's been reading our comments today. lol

discoflux said...

Also, this blind makes me want to barf.

Renoblondee said...

Jaysus, I can't unthink this now. Nasty nasty nasty!!! What is wrong with people?

auntliddy said...

Gggrrrrooooossssss!!! Who wld sign up for this freak show?????

katsm0711 said...

Maybe Enty should change the name to "Freaky Friday"

SusanB said...

Dear God! *reaches for brain bleach* is there any way to unread this?

DBZee said...

I refuse to believe this is My Nic. No, no, no! Lalalala

Sarah said...

I wouldn't believe this about anyone. Anyone BUT Nic and Weston Cage. Both are batshit crazy. Weston looks like a zombie, and his mom is some sort of a "witch" or pagan. I get the impression that Nic was or is involved with that stuff as well.

*karen* said...

@disco, I think you're right. DON'T JUDGE ME, ENTY!! :)

phoenix said...

Oh lord. This isn't happening. I can't think of a better guess than VIPblonde's.

Clubber Wang said...

How about Charlie Sheen and his dad Martin?

obitguy said...

Tom and Colin Hanks

FrenchGirl said...

if it's Weston &Nicolas Cage,why Nic Cage's wife is "significiant other" and their son is only her son?
Nicolas Cage lives his wife and their kid in Las Vegas now
but Cage family was at Disneyland yesterday http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-2254172/Nicolas-Cage-treats-sons-Weston-Kal-El-festive-day-Disneyland.html
again DM blind item

Amber said...

How the hell would any chick be into this? Money talks, I guess.

FrenchGirl said...

@sarah:
Weston cage is a black metal singer

ReesesPeace said...

(in my very best Valley Girl voice)
Gaaaahhhhrrrroooooosssssssss!!!!

Btw, to the person who seems to be implying that pagans or witches are perverts: edumacate yourself, please? I've known plenty more self-confessed Xtian types who were absolute freaks than my pagan friends.

Jules_345 said...

@sugar...lol and yuck!

Mari said...

Uh, that is incredibly offensive. The relgion of his mother has zero to do with this behaviour, if it is them. Kim Kartrashian parades herself as a Christian, which obviously has zero justification for her love of money & famewhoring.

Jules_345 said...

Nic Cage disgusts me anyway, so I can easily believe this is him. My teenager likes to take my phone and change the screen pic to Nic Cage memes...hate that man.

Silkprint said...

Um ...YUCK!

Mari said...

Thanks Reeses, beat me to it.

canadachick said...

totally thought of nic and his creepy boy when reading this...hey whatevs floats your boat

discoflux said...

Obitguy - I'd buy Tom Hanks and his two-bit, wannabe rapper son over Colin.

funkyniblets said...

What about Mel Gibson and one of his sons?

PS said...

What about the Caans, James and Scott? They seem kinda icky.

it took forever said...

Wasnt WESTON taken to a mental institution once?

it took forever said...

@p s scoot is gay, there is a big story that his dad was involved in a cover up: legend has it that the dad walked in on Scoott and another man in bed and got in a rage a threw the guy out the window to his death, but who knows

Michael said...

I'll go against the grain and say it's Tom Cruise and his son. LOL

Oh, and to the people clutching their pearls re: witchcraft and paganism, whatevah. Acting like a large group of pagans who are into witchcraft don't believe in sex magick and would have zero problems doing this is ridiculous. Sure, there are plenty of hypocrites that are Christian who would do this BUT unlike some forms of witchcraft and paganism, it isn't an actual part of the religion.

Del Riser said...

I'm not sure who this is, Nic A+?

It's disgusting and warped to be sure, but what woman in her right mind thinks this arrangement is okay?

They are all consenting adults, but I hope there is never a child from this twisted triad.

moussemaker said...

Martin Sheen is not "all movies".
Tom Hanks does not have "big bombs".
That leaves Nicolas Cage.

Felicia said...

Um, excuse me?

In the pagan traditions I've been a part of we weren't having orgies with father and son combos or doing sex magic with anybody; do you get this stuff from Wikipedia or what?

Because you should, you know, shut the fuck up.

Felicia said...

..and do some research into the ritual of Communion, which is classic black magic of the darkest stripe. Drinking blood? Vampirism. Eating the flesh of the god? Cannibalism. Nothing to do with Jesus. That's because what most people are following with current day Christianity is actually the cult of Mithras, the Roman god who was born of a virgin on December 25th, had 12 disciples, had a last supper, died on a cross, and whose followers drank the blood of a freshly slaughtered bull to enter into "communion" with their god. The Romans grafted all that black magic stuff onto Christianity.

If you're going to base your religious knowledge on stuff you read online, at least read a little wider and farther afield. :)

Mari said...

Sex Magik vs this=different completely. Unless Enty skipped the bit about all this serial sex being part of Golden Dawn invocation rituals. Pagan is an all encompassing term, and where I'm from saying differing Christian beliefs are all encompassing can land you in hospital. Differences & context matter.

Sass71 said...

If this is Nic and Weston, I'll bet she is redheaded. :)

DewieTheBear said...

@mousse -
Unfortunately, Tom Hanks has been hitless for a while, and Cloud Atlas laid a huge, embarrassing, cringe-worthy egg.

Having said that, why would it "pain" anyone to call Tom Hanks A+? I'd think it would pain them to call him anything less.

I think that could apply to Nic Cage - he really pissed away his Oscar cred by cashing in check after check for crap movies - or Mel Gibson. The latter, though, I think has fallen enough both on screen and in life that any A+ status has definitely been significantly tarnished.

Choosing between those two, then, I'd have to say Nic Cage. He does popcorn blockbusters, though definitely has tanked enough that he can be considered hit or miss. Has an Oscar, comes from Hollywood royalty, and of course, was in the DM (the tiebreaker of all tiebreakers).

Michael said...

@Felicia: You need to step back and take a xanax. No, I didn't get my info from wikipedia. I got it from practicing Pagans and as another poster stated Paganism is an all encompassing term that includes many different sects like Christianity encompasses different denominations - Baptist doesn't equal Catholic for example. So I guess you need to STFU.

Sean said...

Did anyone really think anyone other than Nick Cage?

Shit You Can't Buy said...

Stellan and Alex Skarsgard.WOOOHOO (no I am kidding), I am also guessing Nic Cage

Sarah said...

Thank you. I wasn't really talking out of my ass before, I've known plenty of pagans and while I'm not slandering them, they don't tend to have certain moral hang ups that other people have. Like everything else, it depends on the person and their beliefs.

lolaluvs2snack said...

What about Kevin Costner?

JJ said...

I thought of Ryan O'Neal and Farrah's son, tho I have no idea if Red is in or out of rehab.

Sarah said...

Good god. All the shit that gets talked here and I get jumped on for stating that they live an alternative lifestyle. I never implied that every pagan swaps with their dad. I happen to actually think that Nic Cage is legitimately crazy and that would be at the root of the issue.
These threads go all over the place and I merely mentioned something I had read about. It wasn't a judgement but an observation.
In any case, pardon my offense, have a nice day.

katsm0711 said...

@jj I TOTALLY read this as Ryan Oneal but since I've never gotten a blind right, I'm guessing it's not him LOL. His son didn't talk to him for years until dr drew worked his magic last year so I really doubt it's them

dragon said...

Will smith and jayden smith

Lol I tried !

Priscilla said...

There are evil Christians and evil Pagans, for God's sake. Paganism isn't all tea and cookies and white witches. Some of it is truly despicable, just as some of the more extreme Christian sect make me clutch my pearls. (Great phrase, I'm keeping it.)

Tru Leigh said...

Gives new meaning to the term "Eskimo Brothers."

Unknown said...

If only Jack Nicholson had a son.

Michael said...

@Priscilla: By all means, keep it (especially since I didn't originate it, LOL).

katsm0711 said...

Please enough!!! Nobody meant to insult all pagans or whoever it was and it seems like everyone is in agreement that there are sex fiends in any religious group. I think it was @sarah who said the "offending" comment and then she explained that she didn't mean to offend. I think I saw another person explain their own comment too so I really don't think people meant anything against a religious group. Or any group.

califblondy said...

Jack had a son and daughter with the much younger wife (now ex) Rebecca somethingorother and he also has a grown daughter too.

dia papaya said...

Yes!! A Stellan and Alex sandwich would make make this creepy situation - well OK!

The Sisters said...

What what about Sean Penn and his son?

MrWolf said...

Arnold Swartzenegger and the son who was dating Taylor Swift?

Sarah said...

Yup, I'm the resident offender, katsmo. Lol.

Sarah said...

Yuck I need a shower thinking about it.

dia papaya said...

Mr Wolf FTW! Bravo!!!

I can't stop laughing at that visual. Taylor in her very prim dresses slapping away Arnie's hand.

Michael said...

@dia: LOVE your thinking. Heck, I'd pay THEM for that pleasure (as long as they don't touch, kiss or look at each other).

Ramone Love said...

Good grief, why doesn't everyone just fall down on their fainting couches? Sometimes I have to laugh at the comments posted here. You're voluntarily reading a gossip site that routinely deals with the hedonism that is Hollywood and wealth and celebrity, then react like a bunch of fundamentalist Christian virgins when Enty posts something like this (which is about every other day).

dia papaya said...

*karen* - Mr Enty-pants probably went to bed drunk and poured a scotch for breakfast!

I'm pretty sure he'd be joining us at the Mimosa Friday McDonalds breakfast hangover party!

Cheers!!!

dia papaya said...

Michael - let's be clear. You mean Stellan and Alex right? Not Arnold and his son.

The ONLY scenario this freak show works for me is with Stellan and Alex. Although I know this isn't them.

Arnie and son does bad things to my stomach :/

Jules_345 said...

^^exactly (@ramone love)

Michael said...

@dia: Oh lawd!!! Of course Stellan and Alex! I thought that I posted my comment before someone mentioned them. Ugh. You couldn't pay me any amount for that HAM.

fancyscreenname said...

HA!....Ramone made a funny! ;-)

Michael said...

This blind is VERY close to the Alan and Robin Thicke gossip of them sharing hookers.

SweetGeorgiaBrown said...

I am going totally against the grain: DONALD SUTHERLAND AND KEEIIIFFFERR!!!!hahahah. FTW!! Grosss.

Michael said...

@SeetGeorgiaBrown: That depends. Can I keep my eyes closed when it comes to Donald and he just talks?

Sherry said...

I'd be more inclined to think this is the Caan's but if i's real (and it is really creep) then just ugh!

How in the hell did everyone get all testy about paganism and witchcraft. I cannot follow these threads sometimes.

Michael said...

@Sherry: Eh, Susan mentioned that Nic Cage's baby mama was a practicing pagan/witch and a few people got butt hurt over it and accused me of getting my info regarding some pagan/witchcraft sects engaging in sex magick from wikipedia and how Christians are hypocrites and then on it went.

Anywho, Will Smith has a fairly adult son (not from Jada) and the Father's sex partner who can't be shared doesn't necessarily mean it's his wife.

Unknown said...

I think people are missing the obvious. I think dad and son love each other...like reeeealllly love each other - the girl is just an excuse to get in there.

Unknown said...

Sean Penn or Alan Thicke

Agent**It said...

This needs to be a special "double full frontal" reveal. You show them, Enty and we'll guess them THAT way:)

Michael said...

@Unknown: I mentioned Alan Thicke but he was A list TV not movies. Also, isn't SP in Haiti? I thought his kids took his mother's side and that's why he "has never been loved."

@Agent: I miss FFF.

Agent**It said...

Michael,the link is still on EL's FB page under "about". Not that I ever looked...

Dee said...

Ben and Jerry stiller

Dee said...

Ben and Jerry stiller

dia papaya said...

Oh Agent! That could go very badly. Some things CAN NOT be unseen!!!

Thank God @Michael! I was worried. You sound fun! Where have you been my whole life?

AB said...

Offended? Get over it...

AB said...

Really? And how many Xtian friends do you have vs "pagan" ones?

Agent**It said...

DIA, good point. That kind of reveal might cause a run on eye bleach.

MadLyb said...

Oh my! Where are my powders?

PuggleWug said...

AB, I can see why Mari would get offended. I don't see why you care about her getting over it. I have no doubt a majority of pagans have children who don't share their lovers with their dad.

Mango said...

@ Dee - LMAO @ Ben and Jerry Stiller!!

Becca Parker said...

I think this one is about much older Hollywood.
Kirk & Michael Douglas.
Kirk was well known as a great lover & Michael admitted to a sex addiction.

Paper trail said...

I thought Sean Penn and that son of his that he goes jogging with. Whatshisname.

Jessica said...

This would be most interesting if it turned out to be the Hanks. Also, barf.

DBZee said...

Completely random thing I found today - I had completely forgotten this! In an early episode, Dr Ross (George Clooney) slept with his dad's girlfriend.

"Doug later reveals the reason why he is so finicky about child abuse because he and his mother were abused by his father. Doug later has an affair with Ray's girlfriend, a woman who Ray stole money from, but ends the relationship when it becomes clear she has a lot of problems herself. "

Ya think?

Trashaddict said...

How about Sean Penn? He seems pretty squirrely and isn't his son about the right age? Robin put up with his shit for so long, maybe that was the actual last straw.

phoenix said...

After digesting the comments and having a day to do a little research, I'm changing my guess to Sean Penn and his son Hopper. Read this:

http://www.celebitchy.com/171547/sean_penns_son_hopper_is_a_womanizing_hell-raising_chip_off_the_old_block/

Anna said...

It's probably Kurt and Michael sharing a visiting home nurse taking blood pressures and doing lab work, not a mistress. But the skeezy papparazzi see the same woman going into both homes and assume the worse, and spread the mistress story.

Anna said...

*worst*

brooklyngirl said...

I am putting my money on the Penns, sean and his son