Deadspin got their hands on the note above written to one neighbor from another neighbor. The thing is I have come close to having this happen to me on several occasions. I have definitely passed out in places that are not the basement. I have definitely peed in places I have not supposed to. Hey closets can be confusing if you are drunk and it is dark. Better to just give up then to try and find your way back out. I do feel bad though about confusing an open dresser drawer for a toilet, but I blame that on a tequila shot drinking contest and the Santa Ana winds. The one thing that i don't have is a cape. That part sounds fun.