This morning in London, Kate Middleton left the hospital and did so with Prince William
. I think it would have been awkward for everyone if she had left with another guy because then everyone would start whispering and when people start whispering, then they start murmuring and then the murmurs become louder and the next thing you know you are having a Prince Harry Las Vegas party with strippers and escorts and people doing drugs and then selling the stories to tabloids and getting arrested. The BBC reports that Kate is resting quietly at home. They will be providing updates on Kate's condition every 45 seconds for the next 9 months and have decided that no other programming is more important. All soccer matches will be suspended until after the birth of the baby.