Monday, December 03, 2012

Mario Lopez Gets Married

The last time Mario Lopez got married it lasted all of two weeks because Ali Landry did not appreciate being cheated on before the couple got married. They had their marriage annulled after two weeks. Presumably this time Mario Lopez's marriage will last longer. It amazes me that as bad as he treated Ali and the things he put her through, the tabloids just don't even care and have moved on. The tabloids mention Mario's first marriage, but they never say why it was annulled after two weeks because that would be saying bad things about someone they might need a favor from in the future. Mario's wedding was taped for TLC because Mario wanted to be even more on tv than he already is.

28 comments:

Elizabeth said...

So is this the answer to the weekend blind?

Amber said...

@Elizabeth - I'm going to say yes, because he seems like such a toooooooooooool.

Frufra said...

I'm an idiot, because I hope he's changed his ways for the sake of his child. However, I'm not currently holding my breath.

mikey said...

I'm not a fan of his, but it has been 8 years since the quickie wedding. Maybe, just maybe, he's grown up a bit.

supapimp said...

Why get married if you're going to cheat? Smh

sifichick said...

I feel no sympathy for woman who knowingly marry douche bags. #justsayin

I hope she enjoyed the wedding & the prenup isn't iron clad. A gold digger's gotta get that check!

EmEyeKay said...

I don't pay any attention to him unless his naked bum is involved, so, whatever.

Did anyone see his butt on Nip/Tuck?
Oh. My. God.

Christopher Cruz said...

Such a smarmy jerk.

ReesesPeace said...

He ooooozes sleaze. So, there's a child involved? Sad, sad, sad. I don't get why people get married when they are cheating bastards/bitches. If you're gonna cheat, why?! And, you don't need to be bringing kids into it. Ugh.

Karma Chameleon said...

I know Reese's! If you want to be a cheating scab then just go out there and lohan it up! But don't break heart after heart after heart and then bring someone into the world to hate you and break another heart. Is he keeping track of his conquests? Is he trying to see how many women he can sleep with? I do not get this. Maybe he's just a sex addict and cannot stop himself, but also wants a close relationship. I don't get it.

mngddess said...

WHO. CARES.

Jane Doe said...

And not a single fuck was given.

nancer said...

he's an asshole, no doubt. but he's cute. can't help it, he just is. i see how he gets them. i just don't get why they want to MARRY him. guess it's the old 'he'll change' syndrome, which is proven bullshit every time.

ReesesPeace said...

I'm guessing a lot of fucks will be given.

figgy said...

He pings my gaydar big time.

PuggleWug said...

He's a man, which is why it is not constantly brought up. In the media, if a woman cheats, she permanently has a scarlet letter. Men who cheat are just "bad boys".

Silly Girl said...

Oh! Good for him! Said no one ever.

Hazeldazel said...

what Jane Doe said. I don't care enuf to type something original.

The Little Woman said...

It's not just the cheating. There have been several accusations of date-rape re:Mario Lopez, and not just from Screech.

digal704 said...

Not a fan of his and what he did to Ali was horrible. However, she has moved on, married with two beautiful kids. I'm pretty sure she doesn't want that debacle constantly brought up. Remarkably the tabloids have "moved on" , because that's what you do. Some people apparently still believe in public shaming until the person who fucked up dies. God bless anybody that needs forgiveness from some people. Because that shit ain't going to happen.

whocaresnow12 said...

Why leave out the best details of all?: they married at Joe Francis's. house and the Cake Boss made their wedding cake.

Klassy

Marna Palmer said...

This guy wants to be Ryan Seacrest so bad it makes his teeth hurt. I'm not a Seacrest fan but Lopez OOZES skeeze. I don't know who I hate more on X Factor: him or Khloe. They're both waste of space famewhores, IMO. Girl, you were beautiful before you got the plastic surgery he coerced you into. Have some self respect and find someone who loves you for you.

auntliddy said...

This girl is in for heartbreak.

May Flower said...

"Mario's wedding was taped for TLC because Mario wanted to be even more on tv than he already is."

My wedding was on TLC. That is all.

garbinda said...

Figgy, you're half correct. He's bi. Dated my close friend's ex-boytriend's brother on and off.

PuggleWug said...

May Flower, please tell me you weren't on some sort of Bridezilla show, or one where you spent an ungodly amount of money for one day.

annabella said...

am I the only person who finds this guy the most boring man on earth?

Silly Girl said...

@May Flower, how was your wedding on TLC?